>cat likes to sleep on my lap>always assume it's just because I'm a warm body during winter>come home soaked one day>storm knocked out the power>take my wet clothes off and sit there shivering in the dark>cat comes up to me>climbs onto my lap
Toxoplasmosis is a serious concern sir. Please get treated.
>>5135892Brown coded post
>>5135890You do realise you generate like 30C heat at all times, right, motherfucker? 100% your cat doesn’t give a two penny solitary flying fuck about you .
>>5135933How? Cats are the quintessential brown pet
why did this upset the darkies
>>5135933>>5136094>>5136110None of you are free from melaninFuentes’ law: anyone who brings up whiteness and brownness outside of /pol/ is brown themselves