Could Pale Foxes actually be aliens in disguise? Feel free to speculate in this thread about posting and posting about foxes.An example of a verified Earth fox can be found in >>5127939.
>>5136686Imagine being abducted by fox aliens and they offer to let you join them on their space adventures......but you have to become a fox too. Those are the rules. What type of fox do you choose?
>>5136809Culpeo.
>>5136809bred fox
mods are asleep post fox sox
you mirin'?
>>5137037I literally look like this.
>>5137514Come here let me rub your tummy
has a fox ever deceived you?
>>5137663Foxes are extremely trustworthy creatures and we would never deceive people
>>5137663One time. His name was Toby.
>>5137819I bet he's not even a Fox. Maybe something like a dog.
>>5137989Could be an arctic fox. They look like pomeranians.
Should I be worried when this lad is sneaking around the chicken pen?
>>5138039let him in he's friendly
>>5138005He deserves DEATH
friends
Why is this thread so fucking dead
>>5138420foxes are over
>>5138420I'll fox more when I'm done with work
Foxy delights?
>>5138432The middle one knows.
>be me a few minutes ago>hanging out in my back yard while the dog does dog stuff>the sun is setting>climb onto a box to get a better view>behind my fence there's a thin woodline and then a big field>and a fucking red fox like 15 feet away>we make eye contact>fox trots offCool as fuck. How do I get it to stick around? Chuck vienna sausage over the fence?
>>5138490
Hit the weak points for massive damage!!!1!
Alf is 10 years old....
>>5138707What an old'un!
>>5138727foxes should live forever
>>5138182>>5138738Ye have spilled the blood of your kindred unrighteously and have stained the land. For blood ye shall render blood, and beyond Eden ye shall dwell in Death's shadow. For though God appointed to you to die not on Earth, and no sickness may assail you, yet slain ye may be, and slain ye shall be: by Man and by torment and by grief.
>>5138921On purpose to throw people off.
>>5138919They are not kin, only red foxes are God's chosen foxes, in the promised fox ethnostate, all other subspecies and mongrels will be purged on sight for the sin of tresspass
Now on sale: the fox game Σ:3https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.hg.endling
>>5138951Which red foxes, though?
>>5139053the one and onlyVULPESVULPESVULPES
>>5139053American and East Asian foxes will make up the ruling, banking, clergy and media castes, Bonglish foxes will make up the working and middle classes.
>>5139092You’re getting the racial sensitivity class.And you’d better pass.Or else my boot goes up your ass.
>>5139219wadup fogga
>>5139269This is 4chan you can say fogger here
Japanese fox jumping through five hoops
I wish I could hold a fox.
I want to princess carry a fox
>>5139417I wish a fox could hold me.
>>5139053>European red foxMe. >American/East Asian red foxMe in my dreams.
>>5139835Me too bro me too
Well?
>>5140002free them.....
>>5140002this has been bunked
>>5140004forgi butt
breakfast fox
*sprays this all over the thread*You're welcome
>>5141130
my foxes haven't come in the mail yet what the FUCK are they doing over there
>>5141145Where's the "capture the fox and rub its tummy and play with its paws and scritch it behind the ears" option
>>5138490>>5138591>>5141134Alhamdulillah he has been baked
>>5141568Such an epic reference
happy twink fox
(judging by the more horizontally-spaced features and weaker jaw I would wager this is a vixen actually t. amateur fox sexer (sex identifier))
why do european foxes look goofy and skittish while japanese foxes look wise and fluffy
>>5141914Eurofoxes are the archetypical rugged wild fox.British foxes specifically are stocky little gremlins
>>5141914Japanese and North American foxes are 99%+ pure original bloodline from when foxes came up from Agartha, bong foxes and other variants (tibetans, fennecs artics etc...) are heavily crossbred with random other animals over generations
>>5141904So you're the fox SEX master?
>>5141968I'm an expert at fox sex
strawberry-flavored roll
>>5142331Uzumaki
uwumaki
Well, Br'er Rabbit, I guess I'm gon' have to roast ya!
>>5141914>Fox : l>Fox (Japan) :D
>>5142383and more objects you didn't know were made for foxes
