Could Pale Foxes actually be aliens in disguise? Feel free to speculate in this thread about posting and posting about foxes.An example of a verified Earth fox can be found in >>5127939.
>>5136686Imagine being abducted by fox aliens and they offer to let you join them on their space adventures......but you have to become a fox too. Those are the rules. What type of fox do you choose?
>>5136809Culpeo.
>>5136809bred fox
mods are asleep post fox sox
you mirin'?
>>5137037I literally look like this.
>>5137514Come here let me rub your tummy
has a fox ever deceived you?
>>5137663Foxes are extremely trustworthy creatures and we would never deceive people
>>5137663One time. His name was Toby.
>>5137819I bet he's not even a Fox. Maybe something like a dog.
>>5137989Could be an arctic fox. They look like pomeranians.
Should I be worried when this lad is sneaking around the chicken pen?
>>5138039let him in he's friendly
>>5138005He deserves DEATH
friends
Why is this thread so fucking dead
>>5138420foxes are over
>>5138420I'll fox more when I'm done with work
Foxy delights?
>>5138432The middle one knows.
>be me a few minutes ago>hanging out in my back yard while the dog does dog stuff>the sun is setting>climb onto a box to get a better view>behind my fence there's a thin woodline and then a big field>and a fucking red fox like 15 feet away>we make eye contact>fox trots offCool as fuck. How do I get it to stick around? Chuck vienna sausage over the fence?
>>5138490
Hit the weak points for massive damage!!!1!
Alf is 10 years old....
>>5138707What an old'un!
>>5138727foxes should live forever
>>5138182>>5138738Ye have spilled the blood of your kindred unrighteously and have stained the land. For blood ye shall render blood, and beyond Eden ye shall dwell in Death's shadow. For though God appointed to you to die not on Earth, and no sickness may assail you, yet slain ye may be, and slain ye shall be: by Man and by torment and by grief.
>>5138921On purpose to throw people off.
>>5138919They are not kin, only red foxes are God's chosen foxes, in the promised fox ethnostate, all other subspecies and mongrels will be purged on sight for the sin of tresspass
Now on sale: the fox game Σ:3https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.hg.endling
>>5138951Which red foxes, though?
>>5139053the one and onlyVULPESVULPESVULPES
>>5139053American and East Asian foxes will make up the ruling, banking, clergy and media castes, Bonglish foxes will make up the working and middle classes.
>>5139092You’re getting the racial sensitivity class.And you’d better pass.Or else my boot goes up your ass.
>>5139219wadup fogga
>>5139269This is 4chan you can say fogger here
Japanese fox jumping through five hoops
I wish I could hold a fox.
I want to princess carry a fox
>>5139417I wish a fox could hold me.
>>5139053>European red foxMe. >American/East Asian red foxMe in my dreams.
>>5139835Me too bro me too
Well?
>>5140002free them.....
>>5140002this has been bunked
>>5140004forgi butt
breakfast fox
*sprays this all over the thread*You're welcome
>>5141130
my foxes haven't come in the mail yet what the FUCK are they doing over there
>>5141145Where's the "capture the fox and rub its tummy and play with its paws and scritch it behind the ears" option
>>5138490>>5138591>>5141134Alhamdulillah he has been baked
>>5141568Such an epic reference
happy twink fox
(judging by the more horizontally-spaced features and weaker jaw I would wager this is a vixen actually t. amateur fox sexer (sex identifier))
why do european foxes look goofy and skittish while japanese foxes look wise and fluffy
>>5141914Eurofoxes are the archetypical rugged wild fox.British foxes specifically are stocky little gremlins
>>5141914Japanese and North American foxes are 99%+ pure original bloodline from when foxes came up from Agartha, bong foxes and other variants (tibetans, fennecs artics etc...) are heavily crossbred with random other animals over generations
>>5141904So you're the fox SEX master?
>>5141968I'm an expert at fox sex
strawberry-flavored roll
>>5142331Uzumaki
uwumaki
Well, Br'er Rabbit, I guess I'm gon' have to roast ya!
>>5141914>Fox : l>Fox (Japan) :D
>>5142383and more objects you didn't know were made for foxes
alien
baby aliens
Do you guys go for walks with your local foxes? I got three that come along on night walk basically every day for the past monthOne's a vixen I think since it was getting mounted but could be gay idk. She's skittish and bolts if I come within 20 feetSecond one is young I think. It looks like it wants to play with my dog. jumping/rolling/spinning around basically acting like my dog does shewn she wants play timeThird one is either a grumpy asshole or just likes gossip. He's the cuck of the throuple (caught him watching the other two trying to fuck). He walks with us for like half an hour following/leading by as close as 6 feet and barks/yips/screams the whole time. Runs when my dog invetiably lunges at the 'friend' but always comes back.
>>5142741yes, I'm the chud fox
>>5142741>I got three that come along on night walk basically every day for the past monthI assume because your feeding them? So jealous. I know there are foxes in my area but I've never seen them.
https://i.4cdn.org/an/1784062957336192.webm
>>5142802This webm desperately needs sound
>>5142741Cool, I haven't seen a (live) fox in person in years.
>>5138490Delights for foxes?
don't eat such sour grapes!
>>5142598Ayylmao
turn around dude
When the rival dojo after foolishly attempting to challenge the protagonist!
>>5142802We are fennecs, fennecs are weWe live underground in a fibreglass tree
Nemui Kitune
>>5142790I have not been feeding any of them (I forget to bring stuff every time)
>>5141130I understand that this a shoop but how would you go about actually making a fox attractant? I mean we got like deer lures (synthetic piss) and decoys for hunting, does anyone make fox lure i can drench my yard in? I know theres a fox in my area, i want him (or her) to settle down and live under my porch or something, the rabbit situation is really getting out of controls since my neighbors with a cat moved away
>>5143306Catch the rabbits alive, cover them in gravy and release them. The foxes will come.
>>5143277where he goin
>>5143312Wherever the simoom takes him.
>>5138182End brother wars.>>5138951Silence!
Accidentally ran over a red fox with me car yesterday. F for the fox.
Accidentally ran over a red man with me fox car yesterday. F for the man.
Sir this is the fox general
>>5144024not very professional behavior for an officer
I think a gray fox is courting my dog.
>>5143578you will be cursed to be reborn as a fox in the next life as punishment
Do you remember them?
>>5145213yes
You get resurrected in the fox shrine
ive spent the last couple months collecting/translating asian fox spirit romance folklore where the fox isnt malicious and the human doesnt hate the fox for being a fox. my current collection has over 400k words from 5th to 20th century. funny how many stories there areanyways, have a real fox
>>5139092
>>5145692Any chance you'd be willing to share?
>>5145869God I wish London was real...
>>5145874i still have to polish the footnotes & finish my fox spirit treatise.. but it will be freely available once im done, so in couple weeks
>>5145692are there any where the fox woman turns the man into a fox and they go off and live happily ever after under his porch or in the woods or something
>>5145878Why? Do you feel you haven’t been stabbed enough times in your life?
>>5145930this is the only tale with any mention of "foxification" ive found. its from 搜神記, written around the 4th century. clearly a cautionary story due to the whole 'losing his humanity' bit (which was a big nono in china at basically any period due to confucianism) so i didnt include it in my collection but here you go
>>5145970Giwtwm
>>5145965I just wanna see urban foxes on a regular basis.
>>5136686July Fox
>>5146032Nose could use some licks.
why do european foxes look like crackheads american and asian foxes look noble, dignified and wise
>>5146073meanwhile this is what an american fox looks likeits so pretty. cute. beautiful.
>>5146073See>>5141953
>>5146073Idk why honestly, it's the same species that overlap aside from one extra in europe in the areas I assume you guys mention so. No idea why red foxes vary this strongly. Perhaps the crackheads are the only ones that survived.
>>5145970Isn't there a monk who was rumored to be a fox in Korean history over his corruption later in life despite being anti corruption early on? They even drew him with fox ears as a result iirc.
>>5146073European foxes are the survivors of 1500 years of inbred freaks torturing them for fun
>>5146140interesting, didnt know that
>>5146160god I wish I was an inbred fuck fucking foxes for fun
>>5146139Pretty sure our British red fox is the biggest in the world
foxes should be bigger
left might be aware
>>5146497Right is literally me.
Stretch
>>5146779beans
>>5147083
red foxes bowing to their superiors
>>5147591trade offeryou get: chipsI get: beans
literally me
>>5137514nobody looks like that. take your meds... NOW
redbros...
