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>>5137061based granny chicken
>>5137067Why are they like this? They can't have firearms but they can buy all these exotic animals in literal cages at a market.
>>5137092I thought that was an ai generated ape hand from the thumbnail
>>5137092Borzoi are such weird looking dogs ;)
What was he planning?
>>5137104
>>5137105>2016>stoat lifespan: 5 yearsNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>5137113That's smooth af, somewhat surprised that he managed to override his tiny birdbrain's instinct to spread his wings for so long.
>>5137105>sentient hotdog with fur eats regular non-sentient hotdog being held by hotdogs attached to humanCan't blame the little guy for getting confused.
>>5137122He stole the show!
>>5137160reminds me of the one where a lion or tiger accidentally falls in
>>5137132>BEHOLD, A MAN
>>5137087Not human>>5137067I thought it was hunter biden from the thumbnail kek
>>5137092Is that an anteater or a tamandua?
>>5137122I need one of these but for me
>>5137340>t.
>>5137367My spirit animal!
>>5137132why is he naked?
>>5137406its getting crabby
>>5137405>keep back, peasant filth!
>>5137406I want to steam this guy and dunk him in clarified lemon butter.
>>5137405>Le Paon et le FaonThere is probably a fable or some crass joke with that setup.
>>5137470What had he found that was so delicious on that football pitch?
>>5137092they're so wrinkly and gross it's like halfway between a borzoi and the baby from eraserhead, I love them>>5137295Look more like giant anteaters to me
>>5137660 (Me)Correction: this is a northern bottlenose whale (a type of beaked whale) and not a Baird's beaked whale (also known as the northern giant bottlenose whale or North Pacific bottlenose whale)
>>5137470>there was no fowl on the play
>>5137121They want to get some speed first. Bird's inner ear works on a different level
>>5137092>duplicate>behaves correctly
>>5137606Pityful
>>5138183I love pacu
>>5138183Bro really said ":D"
>>5138496flat fuck
>>5137178Ive seen dudes like this walk down the street in Brooklyn
>>5138610>pondering>"why am I locked up in this room?"
>>5138610he's just like me.
>>5137113Every time I see this sort of clip I just feel endless jealousyI wish I was this free
>>5138608Frens :)
>>5138610>if can't escape room>what if brain escape room
>>5137132Aww look he's smiling :)
>>5137160What a fucking retard
>>5137087you can't kill hundreds of schoolchildren with a sugar glider
>>5138643you could be that free, other than the impact afterwards, but thats beyond the point.
>>5138610>for 400 years, that word has kept us down...
>>5138608You think the farmer would be angry if the moose started having sex with all the cows?
>>5138886He would be [spoiler]unamoosed[/spoiler]
>>5138941gonna cry?
>>5138908another successful hunt
>>5138836leave him alone! he's very anxious
>>5139037flat fuck
>>5139102I didnt know they pulled the food in with their tongues but that makes sense, since its kinda how we swallow as well
>>5137061lol. I love how the dark hen appears to scold the red hen like "take care of your eggs, you stupid hoe" then pecks her head.
>>5138779As aposed to the laundry list of videos of children being killed in places like china and no one giving a flying (sugar gliding) fuck?
>>5139037>shrimp specialized for living on sea urchinsokay that's pretty cool
>>5138837couldn't the fox just jump up and bite its throat
>>5139256Yes, if it gets the timing exactly right. Otherwise it's going to get a set of talons to the face.
>>5139035>aw yiss, fuckin HAY>>5139037the noble line in its natural habitat>>5139256Think of how hard it would be to catch a swooping bird with just your mouth, aint worth the fuckin effort
>>5139256>trying your luck against the fastest animal
>>5139510meant for>>5135241
>>5139583He's clearly terrifiedGod I hate women
>>5137113>aura
>>5137516>hmm plastics
>>5139510This is one of the smartest animals in the world btw
>>5139508This guy looks like he tastes like a nine volt battery.
>>5139583>>5139600>Anon, your tendies are ready!
>>5139508The humble shoelace>>5139510At last, the deep sea jew in captivity >>5139600Youtube comments type post
>>5139508I bet touching that thing would feel great
>>5139921>there must be more to life...
>>5139921vore niggas be like
>>5139720thee used to be a load of those in my country but then the united fruit company brought a load of jamaicans who drove them to the brink of extinction.
>>5138837That fox is freaking adorable.>>5139583Why is she deliberately stressing that bird out?
>>5140110Little shit got off easy, though I'm sure his subhuman parents would probably kill the dog for defending itself
>>5140109Sometimes I wonder if cats are native to this plane of existence, other times I know they're not.
>>5138643
>>5140127Indeed
>>5139920yum! muddy water there's nothing more refreshing
>>5140088lmfao, utterly comical
>>5140114i wonder what hams think when a giant hand comes out of the sky and starts randomly manipulating them for no reason
>>5137067>>5137087It's a supermarket.
>>5139705Silence, newfag
>>5138836>mfw I'm anywhere besides my room
>>5139720generic mammal
>>5137105That's my spirit animal!
>>5140802is the ass bite like a teabag?
>>5140802>have weapons literally growing out of your head designed explicitly to settle disputes with other members of your species>have a dispute with another member of your species>decide to have a boxing match insteadWhy?
>>5140931Because Mike Tyson is the GOAT!
>>5138779You're right. Only mentally ill FBI groom victims do mass shootings.
>>5141061
>>5138802heh
>>5140931It's hard to tell, but they might still be in their velvet, it'd hurt/injure them to lock horns.
>>5137061we really are just featherless bipeds
>>5141061i pet the kangaroos in Adelaide, they were very soft. would recommend.
>>5141162imagine all of them doing a perfectly synchronized backflip together
>>5141241Extremely soft! What kind did you get to pet, reds or grays? I've read that grays have a different fur texture from reds, but most of the kangaroos people have here in Texas are reds, so I haven't gotten to pet a gray. Reds feel like teddy bears.
>>5137113What a gay stupid retard
>>5141334You can own kangaroo's in texas?
>>5141365Yeah! You don't need any license to own them here because kangaroos aren't a native species, and they wouldn't be a threat to native flora or fauna if they became invasive (fun fact, an average kangaroo eats less than half the amount of food that a 100-pound sheep eats since they're so energy-efficient).
>>5141364pass the joint
>>5137067Maybe Chinese are just poor handlers if half of these animals want to escape so much
>>5140919are these guys chill in the wild?
>>5141548I love animals so much, bros
>>5141439read the filename
>>5138610hear me out...
>>5141627man, that guy's a crackshot with goat udders.
>>5141354>mom's cat found the indoor duck farm
>>5141884fish sex
>>5138771kek
>>5139256Tigers could technically jump on top of an elephant and bite the back of its head until it dies. Do you think there is a reason why they do not do that?
>>5140088Why did he wait until the last possible second to start rising the window?
>>5140110What exactly do retards like that expect to happen? Do they think the animal is never going to snap back or what?
>>5141988I doubt that they can think that far ahead
>>5141895What does he know?
>>5141988He sure wasn't expecting it to get over the fence.
>>5141988pretty much yes, kids are dumb. It takes a while for the theory of mind to spread to animals too.
>>5142010That this cat will get much bigger.
>>5141985>loud-nigra.wav
>>5142036why can't I have a big kitty like that
>>5142106Because you don't believe in yourself enoughhttps://www.exoticanimalsforsale.net/lynx-for-sale.asp
>>5142106the real question is are you willing to turn your home into a lynx enclosure
>>5142036how safe is this? if i found a wild lynx and tried to pet it, what are the odds that it would try to maul me?
>>5142119Most likely, a wild lynx would run away before you even get close. The lynx in the video was probably raised by humans. It acts way too friendly to be wild.
>>5142118We call this catmaxxing
>>5141627>giwtwm
>>5142036Fucking lion tamer wtf
>>5141884No fucking way.The fish gif is actually a fish cumming.
>>5142206Cutest webm ITT?
>>5142206supposedly otters live on the river near me, but I think I've only seen them once... makes me sad.
>>5141602>kelpies on the hunt
>>5142240>belete that! delede that!
>>5142240>bye, son
>>5140191well im sure they would prefer clean water but they dont have that
>>5142241kek based horse demolishing that nerd
>>5142357Why are huskys such a terrible breed to deal with? what the hell went wrong
seems as though we've got far eastern janny aboard.... maybe i should post the gif of how you carry live turtle keychains and how suffering makes the meat taste better
>>5142361They’re petsHe’s a prisonerHuskies are based. Having a primitive, likely more self aware than average dog is completely different from having a more domesticated normal dog, a dog bred specifically for obedience, or a dumb/small dog. Huskies have a lot in common with cats, actually. Really makes you think.
>>5142380>Huskies have a lot in common with cats, actually.So they're selfish little retards that people like purely for superficial reasons? Gotcha.
>>5142393No. She's a retard.>>5142361Huskies were made to run, like, a hundred miles a day or some shit. If they can't get that energy out, they misbehave. It's like having an extremely active kid and you're a shit parent who can't channel that energy somewhere productive or structured; it's almost guaranteed that kid will start doing some fucked up, energetic shit. Like climbing in top of a fucking Five Belowt. dad to a high energy soon-to-be 9-year-old we got into climbing and swim from a young age who climbed into the roof of a strip mall Five Below last yearWe tried ball sports when he was just old enough to play peewee soccer but he hated standing around and playing positions; he just wanted to run after a ball. Of course, he couldn't quite verbalize why he disliked it but it was obvious: he loved kicking the ball around with me or the neighbor kids but it playing a game with literal goals just wasn't his thing. So we started him with climbing. Then he climbed the fucking Five Below so we started him swimming, too.
>>5142429>he hated standing around and playing positions; he just wanted to run after a ball. Of course, he couldn't quite verbalize why he disliked it but it was obvious: he loved kicking the ball around with me or the neighbor kids but it playing a game with literal goals just wasn't his thingYou need to get this kid some self control immediately. Its going to be set at this level for the rest of his life.
>>5142393You mean they’re actually intelligent and not bred down into a drooling obedience machine? Yes. Cats are thoughtful, self aware, and independent. Most dogs only know how to obey. A cats companionship is valid. A dog’s is entirely fake and meaningless. Most dogs just fear and obey their owners because they’re too beta to say no.
>>5142539The chillest
>>5142539giwtwm
>>5142539that beardie doesn't have a clue in the world
