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>*grows in your path*
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>>5138448
I love going on social media and seeing people fuming over knotweed and other weeds. Imagine going into a literal seething rage over plants of all things.
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looks like aspen
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>>5138450
You're an anti-human freak
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>>5138448
>path
looks more like a paved lot to me
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>>5138501
Nigger calm down its a plant
>dandelion: grows
>AAAAH THIS IS LITERALLY MISANTHROPY MANIFEST MY LAWN IS RUINED
total boomer death
may there fall seeds of bamboo and sumac upon ye turf
may purslane grow amongst your petunias
may horsetail infest your hastas
i curse ye with birds about your parcel
i curse ye with disappearing neighborhood cats
i pray that god will send geckos and skinks unto your landscape
every blade of grass shall be displaced by clover
you shall have the fear of the lord fall upon you
accursed is he whose hubris places his vanity above creation
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>>5138566
looks like compacted earth to me
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>>5138501
Lawn boomers are an anti-life disease
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>>5138448
Just use boiling water
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>>5138450
it's only an issue when it's invasive, otherwise i personally could give a damn as long as it's not too ugly or in the way
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>>5138448
Would you like some bamboo to go with that?
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>>5138599
Define "invasive"
>inb4 google gemini NPC definition
All this shit about le invasives is meaningless and is only decided by human bias

Knotweed is a pioneer plant specifically evolved to turn volcanic rock into soil for other plants. That's why it's so good at growing in asphalt
It's a great source of pollen and nectar for insects
It produces tons of biomass every year that decays into perfect black compost
Deer graze on it which allows other plants like goldenrod and asters to grow within knotweed patches
It's edible and helps treat symptoms of lyme disease (which is conveniently hidden by google autofill, curious)

And now the USDA is releasing the knotweed psyllid which should help integrate it into the ecosystem even more
But no it's invasive reeeeeeee!!!! spray more glyphosate everywhere!!!!!!
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>>5138583
>>5138594
fun denver fact! the suburbian boomers here are so fucking white that they hire companies that transplant entire lawns for them if they fuck it up with these dug up lawn squares
whenever i see a freshly transplanted lawn that hasnt adhered to the dirt yet i trample all over it in hopes i'll waste more money for the money-wasting faggot that did that!
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>>5138835
thats your tax money, you dumb retard commie larper
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>>5138835
>i hate white people and vandalize their stuff
You are going to be shot, probably by ICE.



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