post the most abominable dysgenic creatures that have been "created" by mankind
>>5138714>Abominable Say no more
>>5138716:o
>>5138714Despair
>>5138747imagine being a snake and skipping neck day
>>5138745>eyecatching humpback body, balding head, and skinny profile BTW I'm right here if any rich italian wants to pay to admire my physical perfection
>>5138745You may not like it but this is what peak performance looks like.
>>5138749It's a mental/neuro disorder from the breed.>Issues such as some individuals will have a slight head tilt, others will be unable to detect whether they are upside down, unable to move in a straight line “side-to side head tremors, incoordination, erratic corkscrewing of the head and neck, inhibited righting reflex, torticollis (neck spasms), poor muscle tone, and loose grip with the tail” as well as difficulty striking and eating prey have all been reported in the spider morph. These are obvious health concerns that are not naturally found in the ball python, nor in most other morphs (some exceptions). The welfare of snakes with the spider gene are negatively impacted by the neurological disorder for the reasons stated above. They are unable to have normal ball python lives and complete their natural behaviors. Furthermore, the wobble periodically worsens during stimulating or stressful activities, such as during feeding or handling. It has been observed that the wobble may have a positive feedback loop as well, meaning that the wobble worsens as the snake begins to wobble more. The severity an individual will suffer when inheriting the gene is not easy to predict, this makes breeding the gene a lottery gamble for how well individuals will thrive from a slight title to no motor control. It is a dominant gene.
>>5138755>It's a mental/neuro disorder from the breed.I've got that covered too... Come on italians, put me up in a nice hotel and feed me some bisketti and garlic bread. Imagine how much you could brad to your friends when they me inside a canary yellow lambo?
>>5138747my bumblebee was like this. rip cute rarted snake>>5138750how much do you charge?>>5138759what's the history on these? for some reason I thought they were just sorta like that. is this the result of human intervention?>>5138833have u ever eaten chicken feet? eating these would be a bit much imo even for ppl that like the yucky gelatinous texture
have human beings EVER improved upon a species through selective breeding? i think not.
>>5138862Spitz breeds are way better than wolves and are the only way you can have wolves at all because otherwise we’re killin’ them off
>>5138839>what's the history on these? for some reason I thought they were just sorta like that. is this the result of human intervention?They've been selectively bred to produce both large amounts of milk and meat. Still doesn't explain the fucked up face but I guess that just wasn't a priority.https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Damascus_goat
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>>5138862hmm for animals I don't THINK so. I guess with plants sorta and 100% yes with virises. theres gotta be examples of animals but I cannot come up with any. possibly some horses but don't know much about them.>>5138874apparently they also breed them for shows so its probably much the same story as toadlines where they started out being bred for a purpose but then it just devolved into 'how much can we fuck up this poor animal for teh luls' >>5138879poor bastards
>>5138839>what's the history on these? for some reason I thought they were just sorta like that. is this the result of human intervention? Bred to be ugly to prevent desert dwellers from fucking them
>>5138898What about the kids though.
>>5138906Look for a side profile picture
>>5138879What...? What...what is going on here? Where are their heads?
>>5138925here's a less extreme example.
The crest in crested duck breeds is caused by having a hole in their skull which can cause regular seizures
>>5138906sand monkeys love kids, and then they slaughter them when they ugly and feed the meat to kafirs, its in the book
>>5138745>To enthusiasts of this breedWho the fuck looks at that thing and goes "hell yeah"?
>>5138714This nigga comes pre-breaded.
>>5138759>>5138906>The Herd has decided to have you hung by your entrails and your corpse paraded through the Farm. But, ultimately, the terms of your execution are up to me.>>I am already dead.>Indeed. Do you know where we are?>>...the Mausoleum of the Sheepdog.>Quite so. Here rests the vanguard of the Great Ranch. Every Sheepdog, from first to last. Each one created and consumed in times of extraordinary crisis.>>Even on my knees I do not belong in their presence.>The green pastures destruction was your error and you rightly bear the blame. But the Herd was... overzealous. We know you are not a bad dog.
>>5138955does this happen for other crested breeds of birds that dont usually have a crest? or is it just ducks?>>5139040what book is that? would be interested to see the quote.>>5139056Italians apparently
>>5138879>>5138948The type of shit we'd be doing to Microraptor if it still existed
>>5139074INBRED RAPTOR AT ITS BEST 2x CRIMEBOSS MINI MICRO ALIEN!!
>>5139067I would read this book.
>>5139067>When you first saw the goat tower, were you blinded by its majesty?
>>5138906>>5139067The funny thing is that the San'Shyuum (Prophets) are shown in the game when they are already extremely old, but when they are young and at their prime they are described as extremely handsome. Very much like Damascus Goats.
>>5139135Show specimens of these cost half a million btw
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>>5139137So literally SMASHED AND SLAMMED sheep edition?
>>5139140Literally.>>5139136What the fuck is that?
>>5139136is that real?
>>5139135I love those lil guys. so fucking derpy>>5139136wtf happened to this kangaroo?
The real question is if there's an animal we HAVEN'T bred into some monstrous deformity?
>>5139160Greenland Sharks.
>>5139162:/
>>5139135has toadline been expanding their operations?
>>5139174They should add poodles and make fluffy toadline!
Plump and pearly
>>5139137Even the people in this pic look smashed and slammed.
>>5138955iirc like half of these ducks end up stillborn because the wrong combination of crest genes (not sure what the proper term is) just prevents the skull from forming properly entirely.
Scaleless reptiles.
>>5139320Now give them fur
>>5138714Why are humans so fucking evil
>>5139373i think there is an innate desire in the hearts of the corrupt to play god
Nose splits. Breeders claim they have a much better sense of smell compared to other dogs.
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>>5139441>>5139442what the actual fuck dude I've never seen this before
He's a growing boy.
>>5139441>Breeders claim they have a much better sense of smell compared to other dogs.I know why. The logic is that the slit from a dog's upper lip to nose assists in the olfactory senses ability to determine different smells, so to these subhumans think that by dogs having one big gaping split it somehow increases their smelling power. It's the same sort of logic that having a straw 10 times as big as a normal straw will allow you to drink soda better than the standard size.I'm glad it's an extremely rare thing.
>>5139536I bet you could turn this horse into bacon
>>5139536Hey I know that extremely slammed horse! It was so inbred that it died at the age of 17 (for context a horse's average lifespan is 25 - 30 years in captivity). She was the worlds smallest horse on record as she was not only the smallest breed of horse as a "Miniture Horse" but she also had dwarfism. So she was miniture to the power of 2. Pic rel is another example of a dwarf miniture
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>>5139536Imagine if they manage breed long nose mutation and make two nose elephantdogs.
Every day we stray further from God's light.
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>>5139162MEAT TORPEDO IS AWAY
>>5139610Old news pic, but things could be worse if humanity decides so. We have the tools.
>>5139607we are not far off from pitbull breeders having access to crispr so this may actually happen
they glow in the dark
>>5138874>>5139071I assume they mean the Quran, anon.>>5139614>Study diseases.They're eating them.
>>5140001you can see them when you're driving
>>5140051I don't think thats in the quran lol.>>5140119so I've heard
>>5139441>>5139442I didn't even know this was possible.
>>5138745>I'm gonna breed a bird so it looks old and retarded and suffersOk, very strange fetish
>>5138745Developed any birds recently?
2x pimpy3x bapethats the recipe for a dog thats great
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>>5138716Widening the image ratio is cheating.
>>5139162>There are specimens swimming around older than Burgerland.
>>5140364Also gotta love how the og filename from the website is lifesnow, like the dog is named snow but it's not badass enough so they just changed to abominable.
>>5140167>the X's are how many times they've bred with their own kidspyramid skeemers deserve to die
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J-S6d0ECOrU
>>5139288The giant crop is weird, but I dig the long legs on this pigeon. It looks a lot better than the canary in >>5138745 .Apparently people will inflate the crops extra large on purpose for pictures. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=awEKRXQhxDc
>>5140462that's messed up
have we ran out of smashed and slammed creatures so fast?
>>5138745Golem get ye gone.
The skeem will never end.
>>5141608yeah they are pretty fuckin smashed and slammed lol
>>5139135Looks like a minecraft texture pack.
>>5138714I don't know the name of the breed(s) but those smashed and slammed pigs with smushed in faces that walk around with their bellies two inches from being dragged across the ground
>>5141965potbellied pigs? idk many pig breeds
>>5141965like this?
>>5141965You're probably thinking of the Potbelly or KuneKune. KuneKunes are very smashed and slammed with a broad bucket mouth face but Potbellys are the ones where their bellies drag on the floor.
>>5141965>>5143206KuneKune for comparison. They're a lot smaller than Potbellys too but have a lot less severe weight gain
Keeping pigs as meat animals is pretty low and they’re probably the worst animal man domesticatedThey’re basically uglier, more useless dogs (less social cognition, minutely better spatial skills) that are almost as dangerous as a pitbull. If you eat pig you’d eat pitbull and maybe rottweiler but wouldnt eat a german shepherd or a mastiff.
>>5143214>Keeping pigs as meat animals is pretty lowWhy? Pound for pound they pretty good and they rotovate fields for crop rotation. Cows need to exclusively graze while a pig will eat a wide variety of vegetation (including weeds) as well as food scraps.
>>5143216>yeah i might be eating a dog but it’s ugly and i don’t have to till and fertilize a field myselfI hope you enjoy kung pao malinois and horse burgers.
>>5143218What the fuck are you talking about schizo?
>>5143220Why do you eat an animal that is as smart as or maybe smarter than a dog? They get depressed waiting to die. There are dumber animals that don’t even care. Chickens are so dumb livestock guardian dogs eat their flock and can still stay near and guard it.
>>5143222So wait, you have gone from>they're are uglier, dumber more useless dogsto>they're are as smart as dogs, you're practically eating dogs
>>5143224I never said dumber>>5143214I said they’re smarter in different ways. If your dog is a lesser breed like a pitbull a pig is likely smarter overall.
>>5143225Alright, so you think we shouldn't farm them on a moral ground as opposed to practicality?
>>5143226>practicalityYou have so much food, a few pallid, mentally ill indoor humans stuck up their own assholes can starve themselves to engage in moral theatrics eating a limited unnatural diet that the human body never evolved for. I don’t think it matters if a pig saved you $500 on a tilling machine.
>>5143227If you want a world where humans arn't being fed slop to the detriment of their biology and mental health, with factory farms destroying the planets atmosphere and enviroment, the first step is to give people the ability to be self sufficient. Something that can only happen if you encourage homesteading which pigs have for centuries allowed small communities to opperate under.
>>5143230>if i cant eat bacon i have to eat the bugsPeople have been self sufficient with chickens, sheep, cattle, and fish for ten thousand years.
>>5143265>pigs can eat vegetation, meat and general food scraps>pigs can eat weeds and rotovate fields for crop rotation and produce a ton of manure that can be used for said crops>pigs are a massive source for lard which is incredibly important for not just culinary use like food preserving, but also day to day practical use like lanterns, something that is difficult to farm off of other livestock or downright impossible from poultry>pigs provide a ready source of leather hides>pigs are less likely to be predated on by predators and can even kill threats to a drove>pigs are smart enough to not get themselves accidentally killed due to their surrounding environment like other livestock such as sheep>pigs are scalable regardless of breed from homesteads to full fledged meat/leather/lard farms>pigs can produce litters at a stable rate which in relation to return on material per pig is very economical>pigs have a rapid growth and maturity rate>pigs are very hardy to a wide range of environments as well as in terms of general health, making them practical colony stock>pigs are an effective learning model for practicing medical science and surgery without needing a source of fresh human bodies>pig barrows/boars, while still potentially dangerous, are less likely to outright kill you when compared to trying to manage a bull>pigs are remarkably effective at corpse disposal if burial rights are not of concern and, while grim, can easily prevent the spread of disease at the site of a battleground as a result
>>5138745Humans truly are creatures of horror
>>5138862humans have even managed to ruin their own genome.the wise words started about food but get more true to everything.>if a human made it, it's bad for you
>>5143270OK but *vegan whining*
>>5143270yet the most intelligent and long lived culture on earth doesn’t use pigs at all>pigs are remarkably effective at corpse disposal if burial rights are not of concern and, while grim, can easily prevent the spread of disease at the site of a battleground as a resultim telling my local rabbi and imam you unironically said this lol
>>5145096>yet the most intelligent and long lived culture on earthThe Chinese don't eat pork?
>>5145096>actual kike muslim>>5145100Don't botherer. Too busy focusing on Aisha and mohhamed getting ZUTTED
Crested Guineafowl
>>5145100China is a third world country financed by the american economy notorious for faking their IQ scoresThe real average IQ of china as a whole is low 90s tops. It’s only high for their tier I/II cities which are the only places lynn actually tested. Same as israel’s IQ being ruined by mizrahi and arabs, and white americans being the same 107-115 as jews when protestants and catholics are excluded.
>>5145105That bird is bussin fr fr no cap
>>5145108>white>not protestant>not catholic...what's left?
>>5145105Who the fuck decided to give these chickens a brocoli cut?
>>5145201Mormons.
>>5145660Those are satanic jews
>>5138714SilkwormSelectively bred to be bigger to produce more silk to the point they can no longer fly and are completely reliant on humans for reproduction
>>5145201The top 31%
>>5138747I dont get why these snakes even exist. They dont even look that cool. A wild type ball python looks way better in my opinion
>>5139067KEK
>>5139500Do people forget reptiles can comfortably spend weeks without eating and feed them as if they were mammals or what?
Evolutionarily slammed? I think this is the right one. Hog nose snake.>plays dead, rubs feces on its self. You can pick them up>has a king cobra hood>isn't poisonous>does false strikesMost cute useless retard snake
I occurred to me while reading the thread that plants also get smashed and slammed but we don't really see them the same way as animals. Thinking like corn, banana, watermelon that has been selectively breed to the point that it can no longer survive without human help. We see it as normal when it barely resembles the original plant, dumps tremendous amounts on energy into their fruit and can't reproduce on their own. They serve a purpose but they're also so fucked up that they would go extinct in a couple years if we let them.Slammed plants for aesthetics are like those monstera varieties that barely produce chlorophyll.
>>5140365I know animals don't think like we do, but that's a crazy existence. Swim around in the dark for 300 years sniffing out stuff to eat.
>>5139536>Slightly enlargening the straw means better throughput... until it gets too big and it doesn't work at allRemarkably good analogy desu
>>5138879>what if they had an anus instead of a facelmao
>>5139543What is this, a Habsburg pony?
>>5146152yeah they are pretty fucked up lol.the fact they cannot reproduce without human intervention kinda makes me think they are roughly as smashed and slammed as a creature can get>>5146274these things serve a purpose tho.even they do it rlly badly they still increase its chances of survival.>>5146614yeah true. I think we are just used to it so don't rlly give it much thought.>>5146818there is no way that's real
>>5145096That tells me they're not intelligent and still stuck with bronze age habits, moshe
>>5143265suboptimally self sufficientthe ultimate function of livestock is to upcycle biomass from forms less useful to us (e.g. grass, hay, etc) into something more useful to us (e.g. food, materials, or labor)pigs occupy a useful niche here because they will eat basically anything you give them: while ruminants require grazing land and fodder, a pig can just be raised on kitchen scraps, waste from brewing/baking etc, and anything else that you have no other use for besides throwing awaytherefore, even when your land is already at maximum capacity, you can still fit in pigs and end up with even more food
>>5143206brøther..
>>5147709>jews are not intelligent>...but also rule the world somehowpick a narrative and stick with it incel
>>5143173haha look at him go
>>5145096And who is that?Theyre morons for not using pigs
>>5147748Being cunning is not the same as being generally intelligent Jews and Muslims cling to thousand year old hearsay and dumbassery to justify not keeping pigs
>>5147837>>5147838>oy wotan how dare you not farm the highly intelligent animal that eats garbage dont you know it uh, smells bad and eats three times more feed per lb of meat than a chickenNot a jew but the jews were right about pork
>>5147842But you can use them to dishonorably dispose of your dead! Feed dead people to pigs and then eat the pigs its awright -pigfags unironically, doubtlessly posted while they sat upon their pig toilets>inb4 pigfag says its clean, efficient, and better than a bidet
>>5147719Pigs only seem useful to degenerate societies that use human shit as fertilizer. Most of what pigs can eat can also be made into fertilizer directly avoiding that entirely. And it would be more efficient to just make fertilizer. Pigs produce very little food per lb of feed. At least cows are tasty (and retarded) and their manure is useful and their carcass provides more than, uh, atherosclerosis
>>5147845Pork tastes good, in a way that's different to beef, chicken, or lamb. You can say they're inefficient for food, and that might even be a relevant concern for cultures facing some plausible threat of famine. For the rest of the world, tasting good is enough. Animal shit as fertiliser is also a non-argument for anyone who understands the Haber-Bosch process.
>>5147845don't pretend that bacon doesn't tast good
>>5147845>>5148027>>5148030can u guys stop derailing my thread pla
>>5148027>Animal shit as fertiliser is also a non-argument for anyone who understands the Haber-Bosch processAh yes, the humble homestead Harber-Bosch ammonia industrial processing facility. How accessible and humble!
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>>5148371>>5148373>>5148377fuck off. go make ur own thread
>>5138745But no erection
i like pigs theyre smart nice and cute
>>5148441>t.
>>5148726cute yawning feller
>>5143222Dude, have you spent time around cattle. They are assholes. Pigs, chickens, goats. They are assholes to other creatures and to eachother when there aren't other creatures around.
>>5148726kek
>>5139320>Scaleless reptilesDoes that mean soft shell turtles are technically SMASH and SLAMMED by default?
>>5149195SMASHED and SLAMMED by GOD
>>5150209God is the supreme slammer
>>5150918masha Allah they are indeed the flattest.the backyard puppymill breeders slammed, but GOD also slammed. And GOD is the best of slammers.
>>5150975That's a demon
>>5139067Complete and utter kino
Could someone post the toadline family tree? Also post the video of the kennel rooms
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>>5151023>>5151024>>5151025Thanks king
>>5151027Left retained his intelligence and suffered for it, right became retarded
>>5139067Look like those aminals from dark crystal
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>>5151036>>5151038LMAO
>>5151058The skeem will end racism by uniting all the ghetto stereotypes of each race to smash and slam nature
>>5145201Athiests
>>5151024Poor dogs
>>5151570exactly what I was thinking
