Horse GeneralMarezerker Edition >>5132450 - THIS thread? We don't talk about what happened to this thread.
I wrestle disparate animals for my line of work and horses are not that strong when they fight you. Deers are stronger but I think it comes from a place of trust. Horses don't think you're killing them on some level but the smaller deer does. Sheep are just candy floss and ash.
Are normal horses allowed this time though
>>5139893What the hell is even that?
>>5139881this is unnecessarily risking the horse chomping down on you and taking out a piece of flesh
>>5139893GET BACK TO FROLICKING IN YOUR PEACEFEUL MEADOW THIS THREAD IS FOR HORSES ONLY STOP RESISTING
I got to pet a horse for the first time a couple days ago. I wonder if she understood how big a deal that was for me to get to do
>>5139983she knows
>>5139983Assuming you followed standard procedure and engaged in an equine mind meld with the horse beforehand then she probably knows you better than you do
God I wish horses were real.
>>5139879Is it full of hussy?
>watch news>see horses>day improved
>>5140079I kinda doubt horses will be allowed to work in such environments in the future especially since protests tend to get more violent. Animal rights groups will probably try to get them out of there while many of the same people go screaming and slapping the police horses on political demonstrations
I'm opening a horse cafe. Imagine eating a nice cake while a big horse looms at you.
>>5140079poor horsies, made to serve the pigs
>>5140096That would go great near a horse hotel, where you get to sleep in a room where a horse looms over you
>>5140096>>5140178do horses fart? wouldn't that be stinky?
American Pharaoh enjoying some carrots and smooth jazz on this 4th of Julyhttps://x.com/yusas/status/2073519119182491670
that wasn't a donut!
>>5140546LEWD
>>5140566it looks like a wrinkly cock and balls with a bit of shit on it leading into an anusonce you see it you will never unsee it
>>5140574maybe youre just gay
Ugh horrible start for thread
If horses love music so much then why don't we play music for them more often https://www.tiktok.com/@lukalesnik8/video/7651564728778558742
>>5140633>He wouldn't a mare
>>5140672Please stay away from horses.
>>5140672No, gtfo you horsefucker
>>5140577Or maybe god made it look like gay porn by ridley scott to discourage you from sin
>awesome, a lot of new posts in just a few days. let's see what's going on!
>>5140692
>>5140080Horses it's arguable they are ok. Police dogs are the ones with no argument. Catch your own criminals and stop using dogs as an excuse to violate people's right to privacy. >My dog signalled! Time for me to plant drugs on you!Says the wife beating pedophile
>>5140912That's him in 2026 - Feeling old yet?
>>5140912paranormal activity with stable cams would go hard, now that I think about it
>>5141003Like this one?
>>5141003Or?
I thought horses weren't allowed to lie down, or is that just after eating?
>>5141045Never. Not even for a second.
I want to learn how to handle and mount donkeys or mules but for the moment I can only find horse riding lessons near me.Should I take them hoping some of the horse riding skills will transfer for the other ones or they are very different animals?
>>5141018yes>>5141020no (I'd still watch it though)
>>5141003>See a spooky ghost mare in a stable>She runs right through you and you get slimed in squash soup as a ghostly neigh sounds off in the distance
>>5141003Foals are born coated in ectoplasm. They're an extremely spooky animal from the first minute.
>>5141159I had the privilege of seeing one just an hour or two after she was born, the placenta and afterbirth had been cleaned up by the time I arrived, but the little girl was still there. She was beautiful. Their mortality rate in infancy really is a shame, a startling percentage of them die, unfortunately this girl was one of those unlucky ones. Wanted to wish her well from here to the beyond.
>>5141159All horses are Canadian. They all come in bags.
>damn zoomies!
>>5141212Why is it always white coat blonde mares with that angry mood
>>5141215THE FUCK DID YOU JUST SAY
>>5141212What a bitch
>>5141171Well now I'm sad. Rest in peace to that filler.
>>5141212Funny how old and young horses look so similar. Why was she mad?
>>5141279She was in her eye zone. They look different in person.
>>5141045horses actually float slightly above the ground at all timesif they touch it they explode
>>5141060I would be surprised if there weren't more people who switched from horses to those species than people who started on them, at least in the first world
Random horse
>>5141494but that's expected as there are many more horses than donkeys and are more popular
>>5141517yes. so if you hope that one day a donkey riding facility opens up near you, you're 99.9% ngmithe other options are to get into the adjacent hobby to learn skills, make contacts, and see if it's realistic to have your own some day, or to search for such a place and try to move close to it
>>5141212mares are actually the leaders of horse herds, so this is just the older lady reminding the young girl who's in charge
>>5141620What's more likely? >while dozing off on a long flight she's listening to some music mix on youtube that just happens to have a slowed down horse footage as backdrop since 3 hours of a blank black screen is boring >HORSE HYPNOSIS
>>5141638I don't know. Sometimes for a treat once every couple of years get the projector out and smoke some opium and put on my horse slideshow while listening to thishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-DSVDcw6iW8
>>5141638my money's on horse hypno>oooo, you are going to have a mental breakdown at the sight of a plastic bag, ooooo
>>5141623fake feminist news
Why don't we use this thread to post a couple normal horse paintings
>>5141680define "normal"
>>5141651Femarenist
>>5141680What about some normal horse sculptures?
Hey guize, got any apples?
I know you have apples, mother fucker. Roll down the goddamned window.
>>5141770>>5141771Poor donkhe is clearly just sheltering from the sun
>>5141771I'm listening
>>5141778Nah, it's a wild burro. It was intentionally standing in the middle of the road to get cars to stop so it could beg for treats. This is on the Nevada - Arizona border; they've been doing this for generations. I got a pretty great video, as well.
>>5141790Dude didn't move at all. Just stared us down. Did the same thing to the truck behind us.
>>5141794The wild donkeys here are evil. I used to get a few mustered in with the herd and they'd try and reach out and bite you from the yards.
Such a shame that so many equines have to resort to highway robbery just to survive these days
>>5141800>Vile street walking skanks that will do anything for a carrot and a scratch
SSR zebra
>>5140079genuine question what happens when one of those police horses just shits on the street
>>5141912what happens when a rapefugee shits in the street
>>5141921In my leftist-riddled "sanctuary" city, they send out the team thats been paid specifically to pick up and clean human shit A service we didnt need until a couple years ago, strangely.....but that must be because diversity is so wonderful. The poop in the streets makes everything a bit browner than it used to be!I mean, thats what I want my tax money used for- picking up after immigrants.
>>5141912I've seen dedicated jannies of them shoveling it off the roads but mostly on parades
>>5141638i'll be honest i have fapped to this https://youtu.be/E24BOaJZEFc?t=369
>>5141928eh, doesn't really compare to unexpectedly having your forearm used as a salt lick. I didn't know that was a thing before!
today is world horse day, so you better be posting some horses
>>5142059truth be told for me every day is a horse day
I accidentally left a spoon in the field and it scared the horse.
>>5142109
>>5142059when is world sized horse day?
>>5142162Yesterday
how hard is it to get a job as a stable hand or groom? this is just sort of a flight of fancy but i see lots of horses driving through the countryside and feel like i'm falling in love. probably wouldn't be leaving where i am for some time but if it's feasible it feels like something i could see myself doing. been doing physical work and lifting for some time now, so i'm fairly comfortable with busting my ass if that's what i'd have to do. i think i could stomach manure shoveling if i got to be around hoers all day
>>5142345Not hard. If they won't hire you because you don't have the qualifications on your resume, start by volunteering at a farm or zoo for a little while. Just be aware that farms usually pay you McDonald's-level wages for a job that's significantly harder and will probably require working in dangerous weather.
>>5142345>i see lots of horses driving through the countrysideCan't believe horses these days are so lazy they'd rather drive than gallop to wherever they need to go. What's next? Flying horses?
>>5142355I'm more impressed at the amount of horses that have managed to get their licesne in this day and age
>>5142355maybe he's living in a place with lots of amish?
>>5142355look how warped most of those cages are. there have been some really POWERFUL horses in there.
>>5142349Fast food jobs are designed to be as shitty and useless as possible, so I doubt that. At least cleaning stables is simple unlike having to remember 20 sandwiches.>>5142389LS swapped horse?!
>>5142399It's the horse steam. Buckles the wood.
>>5142409>horse steamis that how horses are powered?
>>5142399turbulence + 1200 lbs and probably a few hooves at their NEIGHbor
>>5142349>start by volunteering at a farm or zoo for a little whilebut then with what money do I pay my bills until I can get a job that pays?
>>5142419That is indeed the paradox. I guess the best course is to work a no-qualifications job while volunteering on a day off each week.>>5142401It's true. Part of the appeal of the job is that you get to work with animals, so you don't get paid much. And most farms are owned by normal people instead of wealthy corporations, so there's less money to go around.
>>5142424I have a few months volunteer experience and tried to apply at a place ran by an animal protection foundation, but they told me they aren't getting funding at the moment to hire someone so are just looking for candidates, but also told me to ask again in a few months and put me on their list for when they do get funding. I asked twice, but no luck :(
>>5142411
>order for Manon
>>5142639
>Welcome to The Zone, Stalker.>And now get the fuck out.
>>5142656That's spooking me for some reason.
>>5142673As it should.
>>5142675It's like the horse... knows
>>5142656fly masks and such provide an interesting aura to horses
>>5142682>Welcome to the bonfire, Unkindled One. I am a Fire Keeper. I tend to the flame, and tend to thee. The Lords have left their thrones, and must be deliver'd to them. To this end, I am at thy side
>>5142695You must deliver the hay
>>5142682indeed
>tfw lost the image of the painted standing above a wall with her rear facing toward itIt's a funny "when you see it" pic.
>>5142895you mean the rapunzel one
>>5142895I have every horse picture on the internet on magnetic tapes.
Horse love or horse hate? Which is stronger?
>>5142934h-hayai!
>>5142965>Those hoovesDisgusting
>>5142933legendary
>>5142933Rapunzel, Rapunzel, let down your tail
>>5142933unf
>>5142933
Sad horse news from the next town over. There was a good man that took his horse around town and gave rides to people. Some city cop showed up and started hassling him even though he's been doing it for decades and it's a good thing. He left his horse alone for a minute with food and water and the prick cop stole it to kill the horse. He was understandably upset so he crashed into the police station because he had nothing to live for anymore and he died in suspicious circumstances in jail.
are horses officially megafauna
>>5143231damn RIP, should have molotoved it or something instead
>>5143231Reminds me of Killdozer. RIP pet owner man.
>>5143326depends on the horse
>>5143555These pesky animalcules get into everything!
>>5140179Extremely so
>>5143572>Pet a horse >Develop strange craving for carrots and oats>Go to doctor>Get diagnosed with horsoplasmosis>No known cure exists>Eventually I will develop mare madness, my cognitive functions will gradually decline, then I will lay down and die >Average life expectancy for someone with my condition is only 87 yearsIt's over.
>>5143868
>>5143898That one in ten thousand horse
>>5143898how can their legs be so stiff while otherwise being relaxed? why don't they just fall to the side?
>>5143937rigor mortis
>>5143868I developed mare pattern baldness and have to wear this stupid purple hat everywhere
How much would you pay to sleep with horses?When I slept with the horse, I was awakened by the horse: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fg_m14DWq_Y
>>5144097There's a horse hotel in England that has rooms where the horses watch you sleep. They even have a little Shetland pony that comes and bites you awake in the morning on request. Horses don't let humans sleep because they worry too much because some horse on the horse internet spread a rumor that if a human lies down for any length of time, they die.
A ton of people at work have horses and I'm trying to ask to go see them but I keep bottling it for some reason. I'm not a sperg but I think I just want it too much. It'll happen when it happens.
>>5144101Just be sure to mention that you only like horses the normal socially accepted amount when you ask and you'll be fine
>>5144098https://www.thefriesianexperience.org/stable-stays
>>5144103I'll show them my horse folder so they know I'm on the level. My brother found the horse files once and said is was a clear sign of derangement. A labyrinth of hundreds of Gigabytes meticulously labeled and organized.
>>5144098A horse cafe seems like a lot of fun. Great way to monetize and socialize horses. Just make sue the air flow goes towards them and not you.>>5144101Diving horse, why not skydiving horse?
>>5144101>Mareials in the sky
thanks, japanese horse twitter? i thought this was something else at first
>>5144263>Just make sue the air flow goes towards them and not you.What would even be the point of a horse cafe if I couldn't experience the horses with all of my senses? Making it a Paddock Picnic experience might be easier and more comfortable for everyone involved though
>>5144263>>5144394>think horse.cafe would be a cool website>check it out>it actually exists and certainly is the most informative website that has ever existed in at least a thousand yeastI should have known.
>>5144397I had a horse get into the yeast and then she slept in front of the fire and began to rise
>>5144456is this her? >>5144101
You "people" are such disgusting perverts that liking horses is going to be a major red flag for anyone I ever meet
>>5144462What's wrong with a horse enjoying the company of other horses?
>>5144462This is a jealous woman. Try the r9k thread where a lady's fantasy is getting impregnated by a dog.
>>5144462There are a few spammers that ironically post horse genitalia because they have a mental illness. A vast majority of anons in this general neither identify with, nor particularly care about these individuals. Your post complaining about them, however, will only incite them to post more pictures more often. So thanks for that. Retard.
>>5144462Are you jealous of their manes or butts?
>>5144545>post complaining about them, however, will only incite them to post moreThis anon knows how it works. Telling anons to stop posting something is really just requesting more.
>>5144610You could say it's simply horses for courses.
I'm always happy to see Wind in Her Hair still living a nice life, she's such a sweet old lady
>>5144644human getting old:>completely bent out of shape looking like a dried out orange with white hair or bald and ugly skin pigment spots horse getting old>2 dimples above eyes getting a bit deeper and 3 additional white hairs
>>5144646I've seen younger but still more decrepit horses, so she's doing well. but the main advantage horses have in general is that once their body and mind shuts down they eventually get some of their favorite snacks that they can still eat, and then an end with dignity, instead of the slow, drawn-out torture that long-term care for humans whose body and mind shuts down all too often ends up as.
>>5144898Well humans do everything they can to prolong their lives even when it means to get that kinda outcome. Hundreds of years back we mostly went the horse way at like 45-60 but also could die very early because of shit we call laughable nowadays that could be healed in a day. It all has its pros and cons.
>>5139893where to obtain a normal horse like that?
>>5139893sadly normal horses are frowned upon these days
>>5144646If you're a horse you notice the horse age. It's in their vitality and essence more than obvious physical signs. It becomes harder and harder to keep the essence inside and eventually this will escape as their horse soul when they die. Horses know this.
>>5144646wind in her hair gets her energy by stealing it from the minis and the ponies
>>5144915Look at her! She's stealing the pony essence!
Are horses ok?
>>5144923I suppose. I don't mind them, personally.
>>5139879Knights' horses were the souped-up cars of the medieval era.
>>5145182Are they feeling ok? That one lives on Loch Lomond.
>>5144910Actually people have always lived to about 60-80. "Average life span" being like 45 in the middle ages was just because infant mortality was horrifically high, and dragged the numbers down.
>tfw the scaredy mare starts to relax around youfeels good man
Why is it so hard to get a horse job. I've applied at 3 different places now.
>>5145379Check you're not flagged as a horse enthusiast with your local police department.
>>5145379They know you'll just horse around.
>>5145379supply (close to 0) and demand (infinite)you do the math
>>5145379because you're trying to send a man to do a horse's job
>horse account i follow talks about how one of their older horses passed away>like it and give condolences because they were a sweet horse>now I keep getting recommended a bunch of posts where people talk about their horses passing awayplease stop...
>>5145424The algorithm feeds off your pain and minerals
>>5145379You need to be sure when you walk up to the horse manager that you say you want a horse job and not a horsejob, classic mistake. And this should be after you look look him straight in the eye, give him your firmest handshake, and blow gently into his nose.
>>5145379Because you don't have hooves and snout
Random horse pic. Bonus points if you know what YouTube channel its from.>>5145424Algos are terrible. I use a RSS feed because YouTube subscriptions doesnt recommend them in chronological order. 100+ subs and it keeps recommending the 5 channels I happened to watch a video on.
I like horses.
It's less than two decades until the last horse that will ever live will be born. It's a really sad day when it comes.
>>5145534>the last horse that will ever live will be bornwhat's going to happen?
>>5145537Come and see!
Mare butts up close
>>5145297Infant mortality does drag the average down but I still think most died before they saw 60. It's just that if they made it through childhood, and no illness got the in adulthood, they could reasonably live as long as we could. That's a big if though.
>>5145379Volunteer at a rescue shelter for a bit, it will be a good way to get yourself relevant experience.
>>5145424That's what I fucking hate about modern websites. You _FINALLY_ got it to show you sorta regularly shit you actually are interested in. Then some friend or relative gives you some retarded shit "to laugh about" and suddenly the shit ass algo keeps plastering you with that retarded shit you are not interested in and will continue to bother you with it for days or even weeks. The fucking internet is thoroughly broken.
>>5145489>smilinghorse.jpgThe horse is doing a flehmen response because the guy is incredibly stinky and the horse wants to inhale that musty smell
Horses of the future are kinda weird
>>5145610Does it run using magic?
>>5145610>and a real hero
>>5145610but they got rid of the best part....
>>5145670The soul
>>5145610without the legs, how can it horse around?
>>5145849every round is a horse around when there's a horse around
>>5145849Strong horcefield
I live in a small town and I saw a plea to kill an old mare that was sick. If you leave anyone on the ground here the crows and the foxes eat you alive. I was packing up my special merciful gun but someone else went to her. I'm so glad. I know it's right but if I die without killing a horse I'll say I am lucky.
Those guys on that certain other board on this site said we don't have ponies.
>>5146012Ponies are nothing but spiteful little mutant horses that pretend to be friends to children and injure people with their needle hooves. The equine race would be better off without them.
>>5146012and here I thought /trash/ were our friends...
>>5146048
too farTOO FAR
Heeeyawww guys! Can I joieeenawww the thread?! :)
>>5146338Donkeys are nice.
oh to be American Pharaoh, living in Japan for a stallion stint while getting fed carrots every morning while listening to classical music, such a fancy way to live as a horsehttps://x.com/yusas/status/2081118277624078398
Am I a horseaholic if I pet a horse three times a day, almost everyday?
>>5139879
>>5146465It's fine as long as you can stop anytime you want to
>>5146466The age old question has finally been answered
>>5146466how this wasn't already known is kind of weird to me? do they think competitive horses just came out the mare being able to pull off what they do?
>>5146466>>>/sp/157147444
>>5146508Look at the dates anon. It was posted here first. /an/ runs this joint.
>>5146465Depends on if you were wearing your airtight suit to prevent the horse spores from getting into your bloodstream and your anti-horse mind control helmet to stop them from beaming horse related thoughts into your head.
>>5142933God I wish I was dating a mare instead of a stupid fucking foid
>>5146564
>you can't even post a horse photoshoped to replace its legs with penisesWhat have liberals done to 4chan?
thinking it's probably about time to start looking into volunteer opportunities. would it be viable to just find a place where i can come in to fork hay and shovel manure on saturdays? down to do some dirty work if i get to hang out with horses
>>5146600Do it and then become friends with the patrons. My gf lucked into a free horse that way lol.
>>5146600with no skills and only weekend availability you're probably not what everyone has been waiting for, but the worst they can say is no (and then get a restraining order forbidding you to come within 500 ft of a horse henceforth).more seriously, even if they do say no, they might know if there are other volunteering opportunities for someone with your skillset and motivation
>>5146600This anon >>5146624 has no idea what he is talking about, it's like he's giving dating advice for volunteering to shovel shit. If you aren't a psychotic retard that would have any reason to be given a horse specific restraining order you will be hired.
>>5146537
>>5146627and I thought my autism was pretty bad... that part may not have been entirely serious. but I also know that the place I'm at would say "thanks for the offer, but no thanks", so I stand by the serious part of my post.
>>5146631Horses shit on Saturday and Sunday too. The latter repudiation of your advice on account of the horse restraining order bit was, similarly, in jest.
>>5146632I warned you it was pretty bad. and yeah, but I imagine those are the days most everyone prefers to volunteer, and they don't shit any more than during the week.
>>5146632Not if you ask them nicely.>please, horse. No poop on Sunday.
Scratch scratch scratch
Total domination
>>5146642Oh damn, it's the hand inspectors
Thread is this Frenchman's opinion true?>>>/sp/157154675
>>5146649
>>5146633any chance that there's still shit to shovel by afternoon/early evening? could make weeknights work if i can go after work
>>5146730I have no idea what it's like in your specific region of your country, here it would give you more options, certainly. my post was chiefly meant to say IF the first place turns you down don't be discouraged, but try to use it to learn about places nearby that are looking for people
>>5146855nakes enough sense, thanks. i'll start pounding the pavement
>>5146508>>5146466The fact that they removed the news about horses officially being athletes now from /sp/ after almost 3 days, frankly, says a lot about society.
>>5146944the world wasn't ready
>get made to see a psychiatrist after an incident at work>they ask me to draw a horse a tree and a person>turned out i misheard them, it was supposed to be a house a tree and a personNow I have "horse enthusiast" on my permanent record
>>5146978
>>5146983>psychiatristSo a nagging wife that doesn't fuck you and wants to give you fluoride pills. How are you even made to see one?
>>5146990they caught me in the stationary cupboard with the lights of sucking on my trousers and laughing. it was therapy or get let go.
>>5147153>This is going in my human compilation
>you sleep in pitch black night>wake up by some strange sound>you grab your phone, hold it outside from under your cover >take flash photo>take phone back under the cover and look at it>see this
From Brit pol
Pretty
Hairy
>>5147271late 00s scene girl haircut
>>5147254invite them under the covers, the night is cold
>>5147254The horse is just checking you're safe.
>>5147270>let's feed her to the volcano
>>5140015Juan tier shitpost
honse
When they lick you are they tasting you?
>>5147628>tfw your salt lick does pedicures
>>5147628yesand if you are too tasty you will be eaten
>>5147271>>5147272I like the horses with the fluffy toes but this might be too much.
>>5147628More then that. Technically they are stealing salts and other minerals from you but in most cases it's so little that most people in fact do not mind
>>5147507The newer models blend in so much more easily.
What is the chemical composition of the gunge that mares shoot out and why do they do that? Does have a purpose or just a quirk?
>>5141623She bit and damaged her eye.
I think mlp did horses better, rl horses are not as kino.
>>5147747You have to meat them. Then ewe will understand.
drove through the countryside on work today and got to see a bunch of hoerses. saw one little property with a bunch of gorgeous blond ones and one stallion was standing there pissing an ocean. must have been great to be him
>>5147747got into these animals from the forbidden show and overall i think they each have their share of advantages over one another. honestly getting into real horses helped cure my existential ennui and disappointment over pones not being real
>>5147809Ponies are real. They keep them in a secret lab and are bad to them.
This is what over 70% of horses will look like due to pollution by 2030. It's a fucking disgrace.
>>5147824Glad to see all those years of throwing car batteries into the ocean is finally going to pay off
Visited the horses todayPicrel is one sucking on a scotch mint, got to see a horse get excited (nickering) with someone bringing empty containers over and upset too (aloof) when nopony had treats to give them from the containers.I got a copious amount of horse spores too.
>>5147923Here’s the other horsey that got upset when nopony had treats to give.
>>5147924POV: you are grass
>>5147925They do convey a lot of emotion, was funny to witness the horse that got upset nickering in excitement before getting disappointed and a bit moody when nopony treats were left (lots of kissu applied to snoot to help remedy this)
>>5147923>>5147924>>5147925>>5147926they seem like very sweet horses, would give treats and pets
Horse bump
>>5147924for a sec it looks like the horse was feasting on a bowl of fresh flesh
>>5148299Horses are secretly carnivores. The whole grass eating thing is just a ruse to lower your guard.
>>5147366Wtf that reply wasn't there the last time I checked
I'm hosting a horse party at the end of the year. What are some things you'd want to see at something like that?
>>5148314A giant ball, carrots, sugar cubes, sweet grain, candy canes would be great.
>>5148314this might be controversial but... some horses would be great
>>5148410Most of the horses have already sent back their RSVP.
>>5148314are ponies allowed?
>>5148414how many of them said neigh?
>>5148499let him run around he's so stressed
>>5148575None. There will be 265 horses showing up.
>>5148787It has begun, the great horsening of our time
>>5148878Milk truck have arrive...
>>5148878That's cow level at this point.Absolutely immense
>>5148782>he's so stressedSome do this in the morning before they get let out and they know it's about time
>>5148787hello, where are the oats?
>>5149007imagine running away from them and then stumbling and falling
>>5149010Never ever run away from an creature and you will never die. I'm in the animal business and we know this.
>>5148782>COME THE FUCK OUT FAGGOT>NO FUCK YOU >NOT TODAY
>>5149042neet hors
>>5149042>oh shit now he wants to take me out again
>>5149095>>5149042Reaction is understandable considering how many open backyard doors, open front doors, ovens and stoves there are in this world
>>5149042>shadman
>>5148878>>5148985Unf teata
>wake up>i'm still not a horseTime for the ol' rope and stepstool bros
>>5149123Its not the right height?
>>5149010>POV: you ran away from them and then stumbled and fell
>>5149123>fall asleep>I'm a horsedon't let your dreams be dreams
>>5149095On a date?
>>5149123Anon you can’t fuck the mares![spoiler]or stallions[/spoiler]
>Enters your house>knocks over your stuff>Admires self in mirror>Leaves without elaborating How do you respond without sounding awestruck?
>>5149221hilarious how completely unperturbed and unimpressed that horse SIMPLY waltzed its way inside>out of my way femoid
>>5149221bro just needed to make sure he looked good for the mare coming over later
>>5149221Call me crazy but I think that horse looks surprisingly natural in that house.
>>5149257A horse in your house? It's more likely than you think
>>5149281I remember getting absolutely destroyed on cheap liquor a few years ago and desperately searching for videos of "horses in the house" all over the internet. The internet seemed to think I was looking for whores in my house, and kept trying to refer me to some unpleasant song. C'est la vie.
>>5149289I've got all the pictures of them. Can't save videos to the crystal matrix yet.
>>5149434Foal
>>5147747real horses are better because you can touch and snuggle them. also:mares make me blush and giggle.-t. a ponyfag
