How come horses are girly animals meant just to be liked by girls?
>>5140091not even an likes horsires
>>5140091Because they have massive cocks.
>>5140102pedo
>>>5140102>>pedo
>me, 12 years old>thought horses were for men because of cowboys, knights, scouts..>take group lessons after having a taste at scouting summer camp with a medieval theme>i am the only boy, the rest are only girls who obsess over grooming their horsies(MINE IS PRETTIER THAN YOURRS). everytime another boy joins, he quits in like 2 weeks.>i just get alienated>at least i frequently got to ride wilder ponies who loved me and hated everyone elseI realized the time for horses is over with modern conveniences. They are just for hobby or farms now.
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>>5140163you learned a valuable lesson thoughnever EVER try to date a horse girl. you will always be second place
>>5140091>>5140163>>5140175Could someone explain exactly why its almost always women who have fixation on horses? No, I won't accept "horse cock" for an answer, there has to be some other reason.
>>5140177I assume it is because of their hair. Just look at how many toys for girls involve brushing a doll's hair
>>5140163horses are for men, but only if they are of the nobility or foppish
>>5140177horses are big and strongthats literally it
>>5140177saddle rubs clit
>>5140209Is this an actual reason? I've seen someone mention it before, but does this mean riding a horse is like masturbation for foids?
>>5140177I don't know. I've always liked equines because of the ones I knew as a kid. Big friendly goofballs that you could ride around on even bareback no bit just a halter. Some of the videos I've seen of other women and horses seems to be a power thing. They have control over this big animal even if they are shit owners.
>>5140210I've never been sexually aroused riding a horse but it wouldn't surprise me if some dumb whores get off on it
>>5140102only like half of them I believe
>>5140177Horse racing, polo, breeding is all dominated by men though.
>>5140177Penis envy.A horse is one of the most visceral and primal forces of strength that a man can hold in the natural world. Women yearn to ride on the back of a horse because having that power between their legs is a way for them to cope with being born without a penis. It's their method of trying to take back some power that they were denied by merit of their birth.
>>5140249Are horse dudes just as obnoxious as horse girls?
>>5140210Yes, but just sitt8ng on your clothes washer/dryer is cheaper.
>>5140255Aren't american women too heavy to sit on their washing machines?
>>5140256Full grown yes, but all this alternative masturbation stuff is more about girls too young to be able to buy a good dildo/vibrator.
There's no cock like horse cock
>>5140177Taking care of animals was one of the only fun hobbies women had for hundreds of years. The modern cultural fixation is just downstream of that. It's a "safe" and "acceptable" hobby for girls.
>>5140163>be my backup best friend>complaining that it's impossible to meet women in your late 30s who aren't insane, especially after a divorce>"Why don't you get into horse riding? That's mostly women, many of whom are divorced like you (or hate their husbands) and pretty much all of whom are easy pickings for a tall, non-hideous, high-earning guy; and because they're into horses, they're not poor so they won't generally be after your money">he goes>meets his future second wifeYou're fucking welcome, backup best friend.
>>5140368poor guy learned nothing the first time
>>5140209False>>5140210Fag>>5140177Status, its screams I am rich and classy
>>5140251Another fag
Eh, depends on the culture. In most middle eastern countries, horse care is seen as a masculine hobby because horses are strong, powerful and virile. Also, in many urbanised countries like Japan the stereotype about girls being obsessed with horses is not nearly as widespread because horses are comparatively rare in Japan.But here in the west, I guess it's a mixture of horses having long flowing manes (very Barbie coded), being social creatures (muh special bond), and also closely tied to romance/fairy tales (the knight in shining armor saves the princess while riding a noble steed).
>>5140439No its a woman thing now because horses have lost every type of functionality they ever had. Horses, like women, are now just decorative economic luxuries. They do not work, they do not transport, they do not fight. That is why horses are no longer a masculine thing in the west. Not so long ago, if a woman saw a horse it was her fathers, or husbands, and they used that horse to do actual work or fight in an actual war.
>>5140163Society
>>5140177Checked. For anon's story, mainly the fact they have lots of hair, and it's a animal husbandry hobby for kids of wealthier people.Lots of reasons, mainly psychological. A big strong creature that's skittish but can learn to trust them. A strong creature they can control/own which would be their ideal for a relationship (I can fix him/criminal fetish.) Status like other anon said, it takes a lot of money. It's mainly psychological. The slight danger. Yes the saddle rubs them. Yes they probably jerk it (lasts all of 10 seconds, many peer reviewed studies where they literally count the thrusts while timing.) Physically women can't do much with horses compared to men, other than the saddle.>>5140210Yes it's true I've heard a girl talk about how "genetailia placement makes riding for men and women different." Basically if they sit one way it's like a giant vibrator with their whole body weight on it. Did you think women having to sit with legs one way on a horse (traditionally) was an accident?
>>5140218For a guy you're just gonna crush your balls. Different for women. >>5140249Men are better at everything.>>5140254NTA pretty sure they mostly just have a mare wife.>>5140257Anon they stick anything in there. Lots of hair brushes have rounded handles "accidentally."
>>5140439its like someone turned my depression beard into a horse
would a horse girl let me play with her horses cock or would she be greedy
>>5140556this man has never trotted in his life
>>5140177Because any intact man that attempts to ride a horse is risking testicular torsion.
>>5141616just git gud? keep your heels low, maximise leg contact surface area, and follow the movements with your hips?
>>5140249Wouldn't women make better jockeys because they are smaller and lighter?
>>5141616Torsion can only happen if you have a birth defect that allows for it. Also just stand your fat ass up in rhythm with the horse and you won't get your ass or nuts pounded when trotting.
>>5141628What you just said makes me think that the anon who said women like horses because they masturbate while riding is absolutely correct
>>5141938if a girl is masturbating like that, she's gonna be chafed to shit
>>5142252I've heard of women obliterating their vagina using sawzall dildo attachments, so this isn't out of the question.
>>5140451trvkehorses are useless now so people only own them as a hobby
>>5142384post proof
>>5140451virgin post lol
>>5142484no, he’s gay. 4chan is disproportionately gay. like elon musk, jd vance and peter thiel are all “i want to be an anime girl” gay. autism gay. irl gays are 2% of the population. on 4chan gays are 40% of the population. “incels” are mostly gay guys who dont want to be gay and are mad that women can smell their homosex and that they cant get the ultra hot women they can barely get hard to
>>5140091I want to say that in Mexico horses and horse racing is a sign that you're either a macho guy from a ranch or a cartel member or both. Women don't like horse racing because they think it hurts the horse (it kind of does though) and theres a lot of drinking at horse races. unfortunately that culture is dying out because mexico is being pussified
>>5142384>>5142463Lilijunex can fit XL horse dildos in her vagina.>>5142782I think uma musume is being pushed by the yakuza, because zoomers don't gamble IRL on horse races. They don't have any money.
>>5142486This is retarded. Straight men like femininity and traps sometimes. True gay men like hairy buff guys.
>>5140091Horses stopped being the man's best friend after cars were invented
>>5142840traps and femboys are like gateway drugs to advanced faggotry
>>5140102?Boys have cocks too.
>>5142929post proof
>>5141938if you properly follow the movement you'd actually minimize any kind of stimulation>>5142867I think the bicycle was way more important. cars just gave the coup de grâce when they became common and reliable
Does this mean female huskies are manly animals?
>>5140177Rich girl experience that's often advertized, fashion, horses being noble animals and pretty, if I had a guess it has to do with european nobility and it's evolution in the americas as a WASP woman tradition. It's like having a cool strong friend that's beautiful and carries you super fast. As a girlanon I only got into horses after initially not caring because I learnt of the family's taboo with horse meat and got interested in my grandpa's love for horses from ww2, he held immense respect for the creatures because of their role and ww1 and and so did my dad so now I love horses and wish people still rode them en mass as the great friends they are to us. They're scary but incredible. They're kinda asses at times too, but I'm confused at how much care they can give to cats. Cats will do everything to get kicked and sneak behind them but you being carefull and respectful will take the hoof on a random time despite us very much being able to die from it too (they'll kick kids too so, yeah they don't recover from that shit). Never got that.>>5140209Never heard of this, but I was warnt it could damage my cunt and make me bleed and break my hymen since it hammers you and forces your legs too wide apart constantly. So. Uh. Not sure about your idea being smart. Then again, who tf talks about that irl??
>>5143700>I was warnt it could damage my cunt and make me bleed and break my hymenokay, but what about when you're riding the horse's back?
>>5140177didn't read other replies but little girls often get pony and horse toys, the toys always are girly like mlp
>>5140177if you want an actual answerit's a big animal that people like and you can dress them up and take care of them
>>5144082Pfff, you made me chuckle, cheeky bastard, you! Should have expected it in hindsight with how I phrased it. But yeah I believe that's why many women rode from the side on the saddle or horseback, it doesn't sand you down or pull you apart that way.
>>5145466Anon women were made to sit like that as a social norm, so they weren't stimulating themselves, not out of comfort.
Horses have been man’s animal longer than they’ve been a woman’s animal.
Men are such a locked up caste that we are not even allowed our very natural companion animal.Every woman may have their dog. The man is still in chastity.Don’t worry about why.Go stay angry and go to war with each other.
>>5145698cool schizo rant
>>5145698A man is not a man without a dog, a horse, a tent, some cattle, and weapons.Real estate is spiritually optional but legally necessary.
>>5145742We do not require dog at all.But the horse is ours.
>>5145835Dog came first, then horse, then cattle.The “Complete” man cultural tool kit is those things ubiquitous because they provide qualitative advantages over those who lack them, leading to the conquest of the world at the hands of the cultural decendents of the first peoples to collect all three.
>>5140091Sex
>>5145835The dog is and was always usefulHorses were short lived cope for people who had trouble inventing engines in a timely fashion
>>5146739Cattle came before horses; first horse domestication was like "holy shit these guys we've hunted in the steppe for generations? They can feed and water THEMSELVES in winter unlike our useless anatolian cattle" and we kept them just for meat and milk at firstDog domestication came waaaaay earlier, they are good friends for hunting, whereas cats came a little after because they are good friends for grain farming, and the sheep, then cattle, then horses>>5148190We literally invented the wheel just so we could use horses betterWe are literally communicating in a language which is descended from multiple other languages all of which only ever spread out of the Russo-Ukrainian steppe because of the domestication of the horse
