How come horses are girly animals meant just to be liked by girls?
>>5140091not even an likes horsires
>>5140091Because they have massive cocks.
>>5140102pedo
>>>5140102>>pedo
>me, 12 years old>thought horses were for men because of cowboys, knights, scouts..>take group lessons after having a taste at scouting summer camp with a medieval theme>i am the only boy, the rest are only girls who obsess over grooming their horsies(MINE IS PRETTIER THAN YOURRS). everytime another boy joins, he quits in like 2 weeks.>i just get alienated>at least i frequently got to ride wilder ponies who loved me and hated everyone elseI realized the time for horses is over with modern conveniences. They are just for hobby or farms now.
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>>5140163you learned a valuable lesson thoughnever EVER try to date a horse girl. you will always be second place
>>5140091>>5140163>>5140175Could someone explain exactly why its almost always women who have fixation on horses? No, I won't accept "horse cock" for an answer, there has to be some other reason.
>>5140177I assume it is because of their hair. Just look at how many toys for girls involve brushing a doll's hair
>>5140163horses are for men, but only if they are of the nobility or foppish
>>5140177horses are big and strongthats literally it
>>5140177saddle rubs clit
>>5140209Is this an actual reason? I've seen someone mention it before, but does this mean riding a horse is like masturbation for foids?
>>5140177I don't know. I've always liked equines because of the ones I knew as a kid. Big friendly goofballs that you could ride around on even bareback no bit just a halter. Some of the videos I've seen of other women and horses seems to be a power thing. They have control over this big animal even if they are shit owners.
>>5140210I've never been sexually aroused riding a horse but it wouldn't surprise me if some dumb whores get off on it
>>5140102only like half of them I believe
>>5140177Horse racing, polo, breeding is all dominated by men though.
>>5140177Penis envy.A horse is one of the most visceral and primal forces of strength that a man can hold in the natural world. Women yearn to ride on the back of a horse because having that power between their legs is a way for them to cope with being born without a penis. It's their method of trying to take back some power that they were denied by merit of their birth.
>>5140249Are horse dudes just as obnoxious as horse girls?
>>5140210Yes, but just sitt8ng on your clothes washer/dryer is cheaper.
>>5140255Aren't american women too heavy to sit on their washing machines?
>>5140256Full grown yes, but all this alternative masturbation stuff is more about girls too young to be able to buy a good dildo/vibrator.
There's no cock like horse cock
>>5140177Taking care of animals was one of the only fun hobbies women had for hundreds of years. The modern cultural fixation is just downstream of that. It's a "safe" and "acceptable" hobby for girls.
>>5140163>be my backup best friend>complaining that it's impossible to meet women in your late 30s who aren't insane, especially after a divorce>"Why don't you get into horse riding? That's mostly women, many of whom are divorced like you (or hate their husbands) and pretty much all of whom are easy pickings for a tall, non-hideous, high-earning guy; and because they're into horses, they're not poor so they won't generally be after your money">he goes>meets his future second wifeYou're fucking welcome, backup best friend.
>>5140368poor guy learned nothing the first time
>>5140209False>>5140210Fag>>5140177Status, its screams I am rich and classy
>>5140251Another fag
Eh, depends on the culture. In most middle eastern countries, horse care is seen as a masculine hobby because horses are strong, powerful and virile. Also, in many urbanised countries like Japan the stereotype about girls being obsessed with horses is not nearly as widespread because horses are comparatively rare in Japan.But here in the west, I guess it's a mixture of horses having long flowing manes (very Barbie coded), being social creatures (muh special bond), and also closely tied to romance/fairy tales (the knight in shining armor saves the princess while riding a noble steed).
>>5140439No its a woman thing now because horses have lost every type of functionality they ever had. Horses, like women, are now just decorative economic luxuries. They do not work, they do not transport, they do not fight. That is why horses are no longer a masculine thing in the west. Not so long ago, if a woman saw a horse it was her fathers, or husbands, and they used that horse to do actual work or fight in an actual war.
>>5140163Society
>>5140177Checked. For anon's story, mainly the fact they have lots of hair, and it's a animal husbandry hobby for kids of wealthier people.Lots of reasons, mainly psychological. A big strong creature that's skittish but can learn to trust them. A strong creature they can control/own which would be their ideal for a relationship (I can fix him/criminal fetish.) Status like other anon said, it takes a lot of money. It's mainly psychological. The slight danger. Yes the saddle rubs them. Yes they probably jerk it (lasts all of 10 seconds, many peer reviewed studies where they literally count the thrusts while timing.) Physically women can't do much with horses compared to men, other than the saddle.>>5140210Yes it's true I've heard a girl talk about how "genetailia placement makes riding for men and women different." Basically if they sit one way it's like a giant vibrator with their whole body weight on it. Did you think women having to sit with legs one way on a horse (traditionally) was an accident?
>>5140218For a guy you're just gonna crush your balls. Different for women. >>5140249Men are better at everything.>>5140254NTA pretty sure they mostly just have a mare wife.>>5140257Anon they stick anything in there. Lots of hair brushes have rounded handles "accidentally."
>>5140439its like someone turned my depression beard into a horse
would a horse girl let me play with her horses cock or would she be greedy
>>5140556this man has never trotted in his life
>>5140177Because any intact man that attempts to ride a horse is risking testicular torsion.
>>5141616just git gud? keep your heels low, maximise leg contact surface area, and follow the movements with your hips?
>>5140249Wouldn't women make better jockeys because they are smaller and lighter?
>>5141616Torsion can only happen if you have a birth defect that allows for it. Also just stand your fat ass up in rhythm with the horse and you won't get your ass or nuts pounded when trotting.
>>5141628What you just said makes me think that the anon who said women like horses because they masturbate while riding is absolutely correct
>>5141938if a girl is masturbating like that, she's gonna be chafed to shit
>>5142252I've heard of women obliterating their vagina using sawzall dildo attachments, so this isn't out of the question.
>>5140451trvkehorses are useless now so people only own them as a hobby
>>5142384post proof
>>5140451virgin post lol
>>5142484no, he’s gay. 4chan is disproportionately gay. like elon musk, jd vance and peter thiel are all “i want to be an anime girl” gay. autism gay. irl gays are 2% of the population. on 4chan gays are 40% of the population. “incels” are mostly gay guys who dont want to be gay and are mad that women can smell their homosex and that they cant get the ultra hot women they can barely get hard to
