What the fuck is this thing I found in my house?
>>5140261a good girl
>>5140261a mutated predator that will pretend to like you so it can extort you for food and will passively cause hearing damage with the loud noises it produces. escape
An eel.
>>5140261A cat@5140269This is the anti cat schizo btw. Don’t respond to her.
>>5140279No, I'm the weird guy who keeps kangarooposting. This is my friend. He says hello
>>5140284>schizo christian animal rehab guy dislikes dogsSad.
>>5140288You'd dislike them too if you had to deal with free-roaming dogs killing animals you like constantly :d I've seen too many chickens/ducks/geese/rabbits/etc shredded by dogs, not to mention dogs attacking coworkers and tearing up random stuff too. Granted, it's often the owners' fault for letting dogs go where they shouldn't, but it's been way too normalized to let dogs do whatever they want. I would tolerate them so much more if they were treated the same as wolves, contained in outdoor enclosures where they can't mess with anyone except people who intentionally go in with them.Small dogs aren't so bad except that their barking is annoying and owners take them where they shouldn't, like restaurants and shopping carts.
>>5140296I like dogs and relate to them killing animals. Oh no, a dog ate a duck… i also eat ducks. A dog ate a chicken? That chicken suffered less than the ones raised for KFC. A dog attacked someone? Weird that only happened once in my entire county in the past five years and it was a shitbull. People have the dogs they deserve. Unsocialized, abused, and naturally violent dogs characteristic of peoples who dislike dogs then harm those people in turn. The dog, you see, was given to man by God. A little furry ball of justice and a reminder that nothing can escape the natural order and not be worse off for it. Follow the rules you must and the wolf will lie with the lamb. But never was it said that the wolf can’t eat a chicken or snack on varmints.
>>5140261some millenial faggot lost their child
I think if you rub its tummy it will be pleased
>>5140298What. This is quite absurd, to believe that dogs only attack due to poor treatment or breeding. Any dog can snap unpredictably due to being triggered by the way someone looks or smells. It's their predator nature, after all. And it usually doesn't get reported anywhere when it happens, unless the attack is extremely severe.But I don't suppose we'll see eye-to-eye on this, seeing how you inherently like dogs. I find them unpleasant, but I'd be more neutral if they weren't forced into everyone's lives.Huskies are kinda pretty. Still too chaotic and loud for me.
>>5140311>dogs just snap bro>t. got in the face of a frequently smacked/shocked/yelled at pitbull mix or a malinois that spends 90% of its life in an apartmentdogs just snap in places like texas and new york because of the way people treat dogs therenot so much in nicer placeswere you here for the retard who used amped up shock collars to train labs? i remember that guy when people say labs bite more people than pitbulls
>>5140261Looks like an updog
>>5140327What the FUCK is an updog???
>>5140313Didn't see that thread (I'm a newfag lol). The specific incidence I'm thinking of was some free-roaming doodle dogs that chased down my coworker, surrounded her, and bit her as soon as she walked into work. Luckily the livestock guardian dogs weren't present then, or they probably would've joined in due to pack instinct. There was also one time I was running to get the maintenance guy for an emergency, but a dog that a repair guy brought over (for no reason) tried to go after me. I mean seriously, pack hunters that attack people for running?? And they call these things "man's best friend?" Delivery drivers have it the worst of all of us. They're always getting attacked by loose dogs.
>>5140360People have the dogs they deserve. They’re man’s best friend, not retard’s safe toy. The standard your community holds itself to is connected to the standard dogs meet. Dogs in india will rip you apart because they have been raped ten times. Dogs in closetgaypastor, southusa will run you down and bite you because all they know of humans is they slap, pin, and flip them for getting on the couch and those are just the ones they “trust”. The indoor dogs of whitemanville, pnw will sniff your legs and ask for a belly rub.
>>5140261funny dog
>>5140349top 10 ruined joke moments
>>5140288Don't be roo'd.
>>5140261KITTY!
>>5140261Brown recluse
