Previously on /jef/ >>5137757Who is Jefrey (with one F)?He was found abandoned in some bushes filthy and covered in fleas late one night in mid-July 2024. He’s all grown up, and enjoys car rides, climbing trees, going to new places, and most of all, his capybara. Some believe him to be a goblin or gremlin. Jefrey was named after the Pixies song “Space (I Believe In)”.Jefrey suffers from mild ear-ectile dysfunction.Originally posted him here back in July 2024 seeking advice for potential health problems due to his folded ears, some /an/ons wanted more of him, and so now you’re stuck with him.
Don’t have much in the way of new pics today but I’m gonna post some old ones that I’m not sure ever got posted before
>>5140961>>5140962Jef being nice? Obviously ai
>>5140954t-rex jef
>>5140953jef has so much work to get done
>dogs in China have squinty eyeslmao
>>5140959that Jef looks like it was badly photoshoped in there
>>5140959Old Orang is looking at you like>Why is that THING still here.
>>5141040old orang is too old for this shit
>>5140956we need more cozy/bundled-up jefs
Jef is the biggest output of memes on this entire board. i've seen him crossover to both /mu/ and /pw/
>>5141150Does this count?
>>5141152He gets posted to /ck/ semi regularly
>>5141152>>5141182I don’t go to any of those boards but I might’ve seen him somewhere else once, but that’s it
>>5141182i post him on /tv/ every now and then (only within topic). he gets good results. they liked the space ghost bit>>/tv/221615012link might not work. i'm a bit drunk lmao
>>5141331It was my favorite show when I was a kid. My dad watched it too. My personal favorite episodes are “Hungry” and “Snatch”. All the voice actors are dead now, which fucking sucks
>>5141192hes either saluting his Arianism or hes raising hands for abuseeither way its adorable
>>5140951That one almost required censorship
>>5141353
>>5141358honestly the black boxes make it even more lewd
>>5141358is this better?
>>5141366I guess it is if youre really interested in veiny penises good for you buddy
>>5141369at least Jef's identity is hidden so his family won't know he was in a smut film
>>5141366Loss?
>>5141394If I only I had a wonky cat to bless my dice tray as well
>>5141428same
I really want to fuck this cat in his ass
>>5141466jef will mistake your cock for a finger pointing at him, and bite it off in a fit of anger
>>5141466i don't like this at all
>>5141452>the signature look of superiority
does jef react to catnip? I know there are a couple of things that are similar to catnip, if he doesnt respond to catnip maybe hed react to those
>>5141580Oh yeah he does, but it turns him into a bigger asshole so it’s not often that I give him any
>>5141583HOLY SHIT A KHAJIIT
>>5141586No, that’s the reincarnation of Larry King
>>5141583damnit jef why cant you be nice what if you give the cats their own catnip in different rooms and then let them converge
>>5141592He’s an alpha male trapped in the body of a runt
>>5141596we need more taco
>>5141596I'M GONNA TICKLE HIS BELLY
>>5141600Taco doesn’t live nearby, but if I’m in the area again I will greet him
does jef understand chinese or english?
mr jefferson has a weird name
>>5141676It stands for Japan Excellent Food
>>5141795Jef is too LAZY! always sleeping! he needs to get a job! all he does is eat and sleep and lay around. he needs to pay RENT
>>5141331>>>/tv/221615012three arrows for crossboard links
>>5141152i've seen a singular /co/ post featuring the jefmeister
>>5141358is this the smuggest jeff's been?
>>5141818thanks fren
>>5141600fuck that, i want more Shoey. he's a madlad.
>>5141822we could use more shoey too. he knows what he likes and he goes after it
>>5141823Shoey keeps calling me asking if i've got any blow
>>5141822>>5141823
>>5141825what a maverick
Go ahead and nominate him in the olympics if you want. If he wins I’ll tell his owner, she’ll be so confused
>>5141825we need a shoey with catnip video
>>5141825shoey's still huffing i see
I know I’ll get criticized for it but Jef is impossible to teach not to go onto tables and countertops. I’ve tried so many times. My other cats know. He knows and just doesn’t care.
>>5141939you are a beta bitchjef is an alpha
>>5141939jef just wants some hot dining
>>5141939such is the result of taking in a street cat, it's that much harder to get them to play by your rules
>>5142086The other two were street cats too but they behave
Why is Jef so smug?
>>5142127he knows he can get away with being a cute brat
bashing jefreddits stupid face in with a rock
>>5142137coffee will stunt jef's growth
>anything I don’t like is reddit
>>5142135L-Lewd!
>>5142143your skin is the color of poop! :)
>OP>Wife>Jef>Capybara>Copybara>Old Orang>Big Orang>Taco>Shoeythe jef-verse fuckin rules
>>5142168jefboy summer
>>5142182jef should try swimming
>>5142183Oh I’m sure he would love that
>>5142168And the cats he meets on business trips
>>5142211You make my hobomaxxing trips sound so fancy
>>5142217what's with the pool outside?
>>5142168>Copybara>someone's using the name I coined back in March
>>5142247it's a baptismal pool, Jef now belongs to God.
redditcat
>>5142341I'm not sure thats true. hes more of a 4chan cat. hes kind of too much of a bully to be reddit
>redditcat
>>5142341Jef says the n-word every day. he could never be plebbit.
yo OP, is chinese foot binding ever discussed?
>>5142363In what context? It’s acknowledged as part of history but I don’t think anyone does it anymore
>>5142365>It’s acknowledged as part of history but I don’t think anyone does it anymoreJust that to be honest. As in like does anyone ever acknowledge it was a bad idea?Like I could see the ccp filtering it out because it makes china look ___
>>5142367Not as far as I know, I’m pretty sure that’s a matter of record even here
>>5142363why would you ever want to bind OP's wife's sexy toes? you're sick. those toes are meant for suckling. you fucking pervert.
>>5142371I'm kind of a weirdo I guess. I think jefs pink toe beans are really cute
>>5142154the dude who made that pic turned out to be a scat fetishist lmao
>>5142398so how you know?
>>5142398Yeah, how would you know that? Looks like we got an “insider” over here
>>5142404Because I was that guy before I became this girl. : 3
Jef grooming Capyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oubJoshfwJs
Jef absolutely mogging Shoey
>>5142442>>5142440Shoey's looking like he just saw a cryptid
it's just me or does Jef look too slim? I thought he was gonna get all fat without his balls
>>5142456That harness isn't just for show, he gets walkies. Also I thought it was leaving the balls intact that makes em super wide like that one cursed looking orange cat, Adam.
>>5142456He was actually getting fat before we cut his balls off, then afterward he slimmed down. It’s usually the opposite. And he’s barely any tamer. I wonder if he’s been pumping roids while we aren’t home.
>>5142458>he’s barely any tamerDidn't you get it done relatively late? Maybe that's why?
>>5141825shoey is a danger to society
