Previously on /jef/ >>5137757Who is Jefrey (with one F)?He was found abandoned in some bushes filthy and covered in fleas late one night in mid-July 2024. He’s all grown up, and enjoys car rides, climbing trees, going to new places, and most of all, his capybara. Some believe him to be a goblin or gremlin. Jefrey was named after the Pixies song “Space (I Believe In)”.Jefrey suffers from mild ear-ectile dysfunction.Originally posted him here back in July 2024 seeking advice for potential health problems due to his folded ears, some /an/ons wanted more of him, and so now you’re stuck with him.
Don’t have much in the way of new pics today but I’m gonna post some old ones that I’m not sure ever got posted before
>>5140961>>5140962Jef being nice? Obviously ai
>>5140954t-rex jef
>>5140953jef has so much work to get done
>dogs in China have squinty eyeslmao
>>5140959that Jef looks like it was badly photoshoped in there
>>5140959Old Orang is looking at you like>Why is that THING still here.
>>5141040old orang is too old for this shit
>>5140956we need more cozy/bundled-up jefs
Jef is the biggest output of memes on this entire board. i've seen him crossover to both /mu/ and /pw/
>>5141150Does this count?
>>5141152He gets posted to /ck/ semi regularly
>>5141152>>5141182I don’t go to any of those boards but I might’ve seen him somewhere else once, but that’s it
>>5141182i post him on /tv/ every now and then (only within topic). he gets good results. they liked the space ghost bit>>/tv/221615012link might not work. i'm a bit drunk lmao
>>5141331It was my favorite show when I was a kid. My dad watched it too. My personal favorite episodes are “Hungry” and “Snatch”. All the voice actors are dead now, which fucking sucks
>>5141192hes either saluting his Arianism or hes raising hands for abuseeither way its adorable
>>5140951That one almost required censorship
>>5141353
>>5141358honestly the black boxes make it even more lewd
>>5141358is this better?
>>5141366I guess it is if youre really interested in veiny penises good for you buddy
>>5141369at least Jef's identity is hidden so his family won't know he was in a smut film
>>5141366Loss?
>>5141394If I only I had a wonky cat to bless my dice tray as well
>>5141428same
I really want to fuck this cat in his ass
>>5141466jef will mistake your cock for a finger pointing at him, and bite it off in a fit of anger
>>5141466i don't like this at all
>>5141452>the signature look of superiority
does jef react to catnip? I know there are a couple of things that are similar to catnip, if he doesnt respond to catnip maybe hed react to those
>>5141580Oh yeah he does, but it turns him into a bigger asshole so it’s not often that I give him any
>>5141583HOLY SHIT A KHAJIIT
>>5141586No, that’s the reincarnation of Larry King
>>5141583damnit jef why cant you be nice what if you give the cats their own catnip in different rooms and then let them converge
>>5141592He’s an alpha male trapped in the body of a runt
>>5141596we need more taco
>>5141596I'M GONNA TICKLE HIS BELLY
>>5141600Taco doesn’t live nearby, but if I’m in the area again I will greet him
does jef understand chinese or english?
mr jefferson has a weird name
>>5141676It stands for Japan Excellent Food
>>5141795Jef is too LAZY! always sleeping! he needs to get a job! all he does is eat and sleep and lay around. he needs to pay RENT
>>5141331>>>/tv/221615012three arrows for crossboard links
>>5141152i've seen a singular /co/ post featuring the jefmeister
>>5141358is this the smuggest jeff's been?
>>5141818thanks fren
>>5141600fuck that, i want more Shoey. he's a madlad.
>>5141822we could use more shoey too. he knows what he likes and he goes after it
>>5141823Shoey keeps calling me asking if i've got any blow
>>5141822>>5141823
>>5141825what a maverick
Go ahead and nominate him in the olympics if you want. If he wins I’ll tell his owner, she’ll be so confused
>>5141825we need a shoey with catnip video
>>5141825shoey's still huffing i see
I know I’ll get criticized for it but Jef is impossible to teach not to go onto tables and countertops. I’ve tried so many times. My other cats know. He knows and just doesn’t care.
>>5141939you are a beta bitchjef is an alpha
>>5141939jef just wants some hot dining
>>5141939such is the result of taking in a street cat, it's that much harder to get them to play by your rules
>>5142086The other two were street cats too but they behave
Why is Jef so smug?
>>5142127he knows he can get away with being a cute brat
bashing jefreddits stupid face in with a rock
>>5142137coffee will stunt jef's growth
>anything I don’t like is reddit
>>5142135L-Lewd!
>>5142143your skin is the color of poop! :)
>OP>Wife>Jef>Capybara>Copybara>Old Orang>Big Orang>Taco>Shoeythe jef-verse fuckin rules
>>5142168jefboy summer
>>5142182jef should try swimming
>>5142183Oh I’m sure he would love that
>>5142168And the cats he meets on business trips
>>5142211You make my hobomaxxing trips sound so fancy
>>5142217what's with the pool outside?
>>5142168>Copybara>someone's using the name I coined back in March
>>5142247it's a baptismal pool, Jef now belongs to God.
redditcat
>>5142341I'm not sure thats true. hes more of a 4chan cat. hes kind of too much of a bully to be reddit
>redditcat
>>5142341Jef says the n-word every day. he could never be plebbit.
yo OP, is chinese foot binding ever discussed?
>>5142363In what context? It’s acknowledged as part of history but I don’t think anyone does it anymore
>>5142365>It’s acknowledged as part of history but I don’t think anyone does it anymoreJust that to be honest. As in like does anyone ever acknowledge it was a bad idea?Like I could see the ccp filtering it out because it makes china look ___
>>5142367Not as far as I know, I’m pretty sure that’s a matter of record even here
>>5142363why would you ever want to bind OP's wife's sexy toes? you're sick. those toes are meant for suckling. you fucking pervert.
>>5142371I'm kind of a weirdo I guess. I think jefs pink toe beans are really cute
>>5142154the dude who made that pic turned out to be a scat fetishist lmao
>>5142398so how you know?
>>5142398Yeah, how would you know that? Looks like we got an “insider” over here
>>5142404Because I was that guy before I became this girl. : 3
Jef grooming Capyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oubJoshfwJs
Jef absolutely mogging Shoey
>>5142442>>5142440Shoey's looking like he just saw a cryptid
it's just me or does Jef look too slim? I thought he was gonna get all fat without his balls
>>5142456That harness isn't just for show, he gets walkies. Also I thought it was leaving the balls intact that makes em super wide like that one cursed looking orange cat, Adam.
>>5142456He was actually getting fat before we cut his balls off, then afterward he slimmed down. It’s usually the opposite. And he’s barely any tamer. I wonder if he’s been pumping roids while we aren’t home.
>>5142458>he’s barely any tamerDidn't you get it done relatively late? Maybe that's why?
>>5141825shoey is a danger to society
>>5142439jef is kind of a little shit
>>5141939Spray bottle every time he's on it. Eventually he'll make the connection that being on a table = getting sprayed.
>>5142601Like I said, he’s an alpha male in a runt’s body. He thinks he’s 5x the size he actually is. Shoey is literally twice his size, and Shoey ended up fleeing to his panic room staring out at Jef from behind bulletproof glass.
>>5142625I mean if you saw a human with an abnormally wide head and broken ears start screaming like an air raid siren you'd be freaked out too.
>>5142697abnormally wide head?
>>5142706give him ham and cheese pizza, no onions.
>>5142439>>5142440>>5142442I've been away from the general for a while and this is my first exposure to him but I love Shooey.His expression is very funny/adorable
>>5142704i see Jef's Bazaar has some new items in stock
>>5142713shoey is in the Jefrey list. he will be asked to appear before a tribunal very soon.
>>5142704Jef's got some Scottish Fold in him and does seem to have their larger "cuter" head
>>5142706jef he cooka da meatball-a
>>5142713Shoey is a drug addict. he just sits around all day huffing shoes
>>5142886big orang has had enough of this shit
>>5142888>jef, I'm out here, I'm having a good time. youre being a little extra. can you calm down?
>>5140951<3
>>5142900She just wants to be his friend
>>5142957>It's CAPY Time!>No Jef, No!
fuck this lil nigga
>>5142990watch your mouth. Capy has shooters everywhere
does your wife like phil collins?
>>5143102He’s never come up in conversation I don’t think, but we have similar taste in music, and I do like In the Air Tonight. But I can’t name any of his other songs off the top of my head. I doubt she can either.
>>5143188>jef being nice
>>5143457He looks like he's eying another of your wife's pots
>>5143543ears peeled back with direct contactwhat was he thinking there?
>>5143553He makes that face quite often
>>5143611this has meme potential
>>5143611>Terrorize the old woman, Jefrey>Which one?>Yes.
>>5143859>too sad to go on >just leave me here...
>>5143611>I KNOW YOU CAN HEAR ME JEFREY>YOU MUST ONCE MORE GET UPON THE TABLE>DASH FOR THE DOOR WHEN THE HUMANS OPEN IT>KNOCK OVER THINGS>CLIMB THE CURTAIN
>>5143899You forgot terrorize Old Orang
>>5143908WHERE DID JEF GO
>>5143909Damn Jef, you give those beans away for FREE?!
I have been away for two days, what did I miss? did Jef go through the scary red door?
>>5144076He’s been having fun in the sun
>>5144105that implies beaches. hes rolling around in post soviet republic stalker urban decay
>>5144136He doesn’t know the difference
>>5144139Just look at that harmless lump
>>5144142
>>5144143How can he hissJofrey
>>5144144Screaming not hissing
>>5144139good lord jef calm down
>>5144139did big orange do ANYTHING for that?
y don't big orang just crush the jefry
has your wife ever discussed the effects of the one child policy? https://archive.is/8lCwV
>>5144236Absolutely nothing, just minding her own business >>5144258She’s just too nice, she could easily fuck him up if she wanted to
>>5144281have any other cats got mean with jefrey before/didn't take his shit
>>5144284No, even back when I let him roam around with the cats outside my wife’s office nobody put him in his place. As for the other two who live with him, Old Orang is too cowardly to stand up against him, and Big Orang is too chill. So he probably imagines himself as a 300 lbs gorilla
>>5144286but then he looks at taco and thinks "well I'm not gonna get involved with that"
>>5144136they have a jefpool>>5142217>>5142182
>>5144286wow, Jefrey must have one hell of an ego, no wonder he's so smugunrelated but i've dipped in and out of the threads for some time but I still remember him going FREAK MODE over that one pretty female when he still had his nuts; I take it that was near the wife's office then? And you don't take him there anymore?
>>5144286jef had to grow un in the streets. he learned how to fight early on. then capy took him under his wing and taught him the art of war
>>5144290Correct, I haven’t taken him there in a while, but yeah he was head over heels for that one girl cat there, but now that I have a harness for him I’ll probably take him back there soon
>>5144309nice
>>5144139>>5144143What got the local eunuch so heated? Big Orang is just doing her best Garfield impression
>>5144396He doesn’t need a reason, he just has to show everyone who’s boss
>>5144288Taco is like a wise old sage
>>5144282>comrade Jefrey inspecting the remains of prypiat's nuclear core at chernobyl, circa 1986.
>>5144442
>>5144583you can see the communism in his eyes
>>5144598You can see millions of dead Chinese peasants in his eyes?
>>5144675Orang is contemplating stomping the little goombah
>>5144675>you think you're in control?
>>5144675the weak should fear the strong
>>5144869he eepy
>>5144869comf
>>5145188vegetarian jef
>>5145188Jef is doing one marihuana!
>>5145189Jef took too many drugs. Shoey told him to stay within his limits.
Met this beat up girl downstairs from my old apartment. She’s limping pretty bad in her hind legs, I think she fell from a nearby escalator. Super friendly. I hope someone scoops her up.
I’m pretty glad that people are taking care of the strays here now, I could barely imagine it just several years ago.
Does this look like a disease or just an injury?
>>5145307As much of a meme generator as those feeder cams were, they did get people caring about the strays.
>>5145309There was a bag of cat food and a bowl nearby. I just put some food in the dish for her and she ate a ton.
If I get the time I’ll try to bring him somewhere new soon. I’m also trying to get him re-accustomed to being out in public, so it’s a balancing act. My wife’s office area would be ideal because it’s less busy. I successfully walked him up to the roof this morning and back down to our door without having to pick him up and carry him myself at any point.
>>5145305She's awfully pretty
>>5145318all that adventuring made Jef tired
>>5145459Have you ever just caught jeffy under the forelegs as he jumps up like that, pick him up, and give him a good little shake?I used to love to do that to cats.
>>5145462I’ve caught him before but he ends up biting me
>>5145459Jef's got some Yao Ming in him
>>5145459jef is almost half as tall as your wife lmao. two fully extended jefs would be TALLER
>>5145471She’s about 5’ 3 or 160 cm, Jef ain’t that long he’s just stretched out completely and in mid air
>>5145488>5’ 3that's an actual midget. two jefs streched out from hind legs to outstretched arms would 100% be taller than Woo-Shin or whatever her name is.
>>5145495I'm not OP, but 5 foot 3 is not midget....
>>5145515it is
>>5145517are you dutch?
>>5145518>dutch >tall :: laughs in dinaric::My grandmother was taller than most Dutch men lol
>>5145571>orang staring menacingly in the back
>>5145457>>5145458>>5145459that's a man
>>5145588Ho lee fuk
>>5145597correct. jef is a male cat.
>>5145571is that avacado and onions sauce? absolutely DISGUSTING. smack your wife. she has lost the plot.
>>5145721If you mean onions sauce, yes it is, with wasabi mixed in. Don’t knock it til you try it. It’s absolutely delicious.Also I am on a walk thru the building with Jef right now and he wanted to go up the staircase to the roof like a missile, and there was some girl probably in her 20s sitting at the top of the stairs on one of the floors smoking a cigarette and doomscrolling and it freaked Jef out, he wasn’t expecting so see anyone there
>>5145725>there was some girl probably in her 20s sitting at the top of the stairs on one of the floors smoking a cigarette and doomscrolling and it freaked Jef out, he wasn’t expecting so see anyone therejef is an incel
>>5145825that does explain his animosity to the girls in the apartment...
>>5145828Jef is scared of pussy. unlike Shoey. Shoey gets laid.
>>5145830jef beats the female pussies. shoey enjoys the whiff instead
>>5145833Shoey would be the type to just smell the pussy for 6 minutes, cum in his pants, and fall asleep
Jef is a chick magnet. If I was single, man I’d be swimming in it.
>>5145825Jef’s not an incel, he just has better things to do, like eating bugs
>>5145863don't eat the lucky crimket, jef
>>5146042Jef vs scary red door
>>5146042>scaryBro, that's just New Years' decorations. You're only in trouble if the doors/walls are covered in Fulu script.
>>5146067it's almost August
>>5146042is the Jef horror game gonna feature the red door?
>>5146166it will feature the toilet seat demon, the scary red door and the chernobyl rooftop. in the DLC "trip to the vet" shoey it's an unlockable character
>>5146222>shoey it's an unlockable characterbasedbasedbasedwhere my shoey mains @
>>5146223shoey would be a fun unlockable character, because you'd have to determine which ghosts were "real" and which were hallucinations
>>5146231considering >>5142442 shooey gameplay would be moving from room to room trying to sniff all 8 shoes and get to the designated panic room before slenderjefrey get you
>>5146233>"i'm in a really good place right now" - Shoey
>Can Shoey come out to fight?
>>5146415>WHERE ARE YOU SHOEY?!>YOU'RE A DEAD MAN!!
>>5146415I thought Jef was trying to spray from that posture
>>5146464cats can still spray without their nuts, they just don't feel the need too, right?
>>5146417Jef the heroin addict in his drug den
What country is jef actually from?
>>5146576Jefonia
>>5146576china. dumbass. everybody knows that.
>>5146576cant you hear it in his videos? he says 喵
>>5146464I thought so too, but he didn’t. He’s not a sprayer, thank god>>5146576Zimbabwe
>>5146606Not a thought behind those eyes and not a sperm to be found in that sack
where new Jef thread?
>>5146821Give me about another day or so
>>5146829nah fuck you faggot
>>5146576Little Saint James
>>5146829i want it NOW
>>5146821/an/'s a slow board without the feather/dog schizoids running up traffic, we can wait a few days for this to hit the lower end of the catalog
>>5146926SHUT UP NERD
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