My frens. My babies.
>>5146550You may want to speak with family. Or friends. Or a psychiatrist. Or a religious leader if inclined. Or literally just another human being. You require help.
>>5146802I speak to my toads more than people. Humanity should go extinct and the whole Earth should be nature paradise for frog frens.
>>5146883>frog frensBut thats us
>>5146802you're part of what's wrong with society if you think someone like this needs reprogramming to be an asset to the state
>>5146938>the statehow about their community instead
>>5146980yeah they're fine
>>5146550Turn your backyard into a swamp. Become the toad king.
>>5146938Reprogramming to the state??? Please, PLEASE show me where I said ANYTHING about reprogramming. How about, I dunno, NOT wishing for the extinction of an etire species and giving off clear serial killer vibes. Maybe OP needs to get away from their frogs and make meaningful connections with those around them rather than wishing for YOUR death.
>>5146883>>5146938I am putting too much effort into this post. >>5146802>>5147080This is me.I just got out of the shower and had the best idea for a Batman/Spiderman villain based on OP. He is The Frogman. Or The Amphibian. Or maybe CROAK. Perhaps Hopper? Either way. Origin story is a man/woman who grew up studying and loving the frogs in their backyard. They read books, kept logs, and even went to college specifically to study them. They found an absurdly rare species of frog in Gotham. The pond/lake/etv was scheduled to be filled in for a carpark for a bank that purchased the land. Hopper (maybe real name is like, Frank Hopper?) fought against their legal team but ultimately lost due to lack of funds and the whole area was bulldozed. In a rage, they created a suit that allows them to move from land to water with ease, and can summon a swarm of frogs in Biblical proportions with tech they invented. They than began systematically blowing up and subsequently flooding areas that were once swampland in Gotham in order to "Return to the frogs that which humanity took from them" and shouting phrases like "THEY'RE TURNIN THE FRICKIN FROGS GAY" (which really happened and is quite sad when you read into it) and "WHY DONT YOU GO AND CROAK" etc. and such puns. Batman tracks them down because Bruce had a charity (of course he did right?) related to preserving a certain area of wetland just outside of Gotham city that was started by Frank Hopper - The Frogman. So of course Batman tracks him down, beats him up, and sends him to ARKHAM where Frank is rehabilitated and is now teaching a college biology class.
>>5147085I've already had my slow-motion Kaczynski moment as I began to understand that land ownership will be for the 1% from here on out and then discovering my favorite froge paradise had been drained because even my own family sells their private wilderness over to cletuses with backhoes>>5147003If I can't save frogs everywhere then one little refuge as the whole globe is raped by concrete won't make me feel better
>>5146550Even cane toads?
>>5149206especially cane toads because they are the acceptable target of the dog-owning NPCsjp cute frog fren channel: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lvFKgz6-YX4&t=22sI'd get between 1000 normies and 1 cane toad to save the toad. Fucking busybodies would know a good golf club when they taste one, ideally a club with a sharp leading edge like a sand wedge.
>>5149597Based finally someone sane on /an/It's horrible how animal cruelty is okay when the animal is deemed "invasive" (meaningless buzzword)Normies are fucking vile how they say they want to step on them or smash them with rocks
Fuck amphibians. Ants must reign
>>5146802People are supported by society and can generally look out for themselves unless they're exceptionally stupid or very youngFunctionally nobody is looking out for the toads. Some university group in his area on a shoestring budget may clean up a few streams once a year but any animal that isn't pop culturally attractive is out there slowly being strangled by the endless expansion of manToad anon is alright
>>5150314tyDream of the Toad: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VoeO2LfpJVUprecious spiritual frens
>>5147428>I can't save the world so why should I bother saving my neighborhood?Quitter mindset. Look at this little guy. He doesn't want you to give up. If even a few frogs get to be hoppier for it, then the efforts worth it, and whats better is you inspire others to reach the same heights.
