Why was this cat buried with this ancient human?
Real answer: a cat was sacrificed during the burial rites to ward of demons in the afterlifeGayqueologist interpretation: The non-binary two-spirit individual was buried with his favorite therapy animal in a very queer pose after both tragically died of ligma.
>>5146635Why was that ancient nigga buried looking like he had too many locally brewed organic IPAs and got lit listening to Mumford & Sons?
>>5146640kek
>>5146635Once the manchild died, his mother was finally able to get rid of the cat he had adopted but refused to train or take responsibility for.
>>5146737>train>a catlol
>>5146635The cat was buried with its manservant to open cans in the afterlife.
>>5146866Cats are easy to train if you’re not retarded. Unlike dogs they listen because they should, not because they want to. No “thought”. No wanting something else. No negotiation. No refusal or rebellion. Just the logical assumption that if performing action a upon stimulus b nets a reward, a properly functioning brain must do what it has been properly conditioned to do and obey its master. The cat is the perfect pet. Totally subjugated. Dogs offer the experience of taking care of a retard. Cats offer the experience of being the god of a lesser being.
>>5146866Case in point.
>>5146635Both died from eating the same fish
>>5146635The owner died of toxo then the stink rat beast had a devious idea so it decided to kill itself and bury itself into the ground so that toxo would poison the ground water and spread to the entire village.
