How the fuck are Borzois even real?
they're agarthan shepherds
>>5146720they actually have a snout length similar to a wolf. it only looks funny because the rest of the dog is flimsy so they can run a bit faster. snout length and visual streak width are controlled by the same genes and a dog with better natural hunting ability will have a longer nose and wider FOV.
bepis
>>5146965not a borzer but very cute dog nonetheless
>>5146967It's not?What is it?
>>5146967>>5146969greyhounds?
>>5146720It's a long story.
>>5146723>the rest of the dog is flimsylol
>>5146723that's a longboye
>>5146997Kek
>>5148951long dogs doing the side-eye is the best
>>5148951Why does she do it?
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>>5149493She knows what you did.
Caught one
>>5146727>Fromtroon meme
>>5151376>human instinctively grabbing the snoot right away
>top five dumbest dogs>always has Borzoi in it
>>5151595Let me guess. Pitbulls are inexplicably way down on the bottom of that list or not even in it
damn
>>5146720why he snoot so long
>>5152061This is by far the absolute RAREST borzoi angle. In fact I have never ever seen a borzoi pic like this. I applaud.
But do they do it for Kermie?
a contender has surfaced
>>5154211why he deflate like that
>>5151394>Troon troon troonTranny derangement syndrome
>>5146723A borzoi nose typed this post
>>5154211Hose is checking on the deflated borzer
Any dog that mauls p*tbulls is objectively based and should be protected at all costs.
dumb meme. they literally can't do that. if you knew a bit about most basic physics you'd know that for a snout that long you'd need retard strength in the jaw. only pits have that retard strength because their jaw and heads are wide as fuck.
>>5154820Haven't there been actual articles of Borzois fending off pitbulls from their owners through?
>>5146720We can improve it.
>>5154865They may have a chance in a group but never alone. Come the fuck on, they are pencil bones held together by a bit of skin and fur.
>>5152061FLUFFED UP
>>5146720Apparently that’s the wolf killing shape>let it never be said God doesn’t have a sense of humor
>>5154961meme
I wish to acquire one someday
>>5155061that's the painting of all time
>mirror, mirror on the wall>who's the longest of them all?
>>5155454Marcy will never be noodle of the month, NEVER
I used to follow an artist who drew really abstract borzois, like a few white lines and two black dots for the eyes abstract. I can't find them anymore, anyone know who I'm thinking of?
>>5154992Imagine beliveing thisbis cheese. Americans are so deranged, they are more brainwashed than the Soviets used to be.
>>5156433Found him.
>>5155061I reached out to a couple of local breeders (three, all a 12 hour drive away from me) looking to acquire one this year. so excited anons, I've wanted a dog since I was a kid and a borzoi specifically for 6 years
>>5156434>tfw spilling your dog
>>5157594disdain for plebs
We will rip the tiny asian woman in half, so we can have the tiny asian man all to ourselves!!!
>>5154820Anon, borzois are wolf hunting dogs, they can fuck up a pit just fine.
I didn't realize there was a dedicated zoi' thread
>>5158857WOW RUDE
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>>5158857the plastic wrapping would've been a healthier alternative
>>5158990What's so bad about them? I mean sure it's shit food but they're kinda my guilty pleasure.
Is it true borzois are rapists?
>>5158857https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Lt7duU1FzY
>>5156433>>5156741Very cute art. Thanks for sharing!
>>5158997This one shot me
>>5156768Okay I've reached out to one, sounds like she'll have a litter ready for pickup in December. Lets fuckin go
>>5159996Might be the first official /an/ borzer. Good luck, Anon
>>5149493Why long face
I still believe German Shepborz should be a thing. Looks glorious
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>>5160622>before barber NEET>>5160620after barber employee of the month
sup fellow borzoirs
>>5158997Gem alert.
>>5158997but why
>>5154211Looks like you took a dog and then skewed it in photoshop
>>5156532His head is trying to escape his body
The fact this image is real breaks my mind.
>>5161112the car in the background looks shooped
>>5156550Wrong post, I think you meant to reply to >>5158857
>>5161491>over two weeks latertoo late I already have my opinion on you.
>>5151826>I turn left now, good luck everybody else!
>>5161524kek
borztika
>>5162259pictured: a borzoi's shed exoskeleton
>>5162259>>5154211>>5156434why do they keep deflating so fast