I HOPE YOU'RE READY TO FIGHT FOR YOUR /an/ CAUSE WE'RE STARTING THIS SHIT NOW. YOU HAVE UNTIL ONE HOUR AGO TOMORROW TO MAKE YOUR PICKSyankzee finless porpoise VS uhhhhhhhhhhhhh Catshttps://strawpoll.com/GeZAReoeJyVfat husky VS Humanshttps://strawpoll.com/XOgOV3exQn3wombat vs THE MIGHTY LIONhttps://strawpoll.com/bVg8BE4O3yYThe Great and Powerful Shoebill VS this fella.https://strawpoll.com/mpnb1wOjMy5brian but real VS Tropical Pitcher Plant!https://strawpoll.com/e6Z2A1DG7gNJef. VS Raccoons.https://strawpoll.com/Qrgewomj2ypNanotyrannus lancensis VS Morris, the unspecified lizardhttps://strawpoll.com/NPgxeY3JBZ2Sunflowers. VS Giraffeshttps://strawpoll.com/05ZdzQJpNn6jungle giraffe VS big-headed molerathttps://strawpoll.com/XmZRQ873wgdthe humble Llareta moss from the Atacama Desert in Chile VS Armadillowhttps://strawpoll.com/XOgOV3e5Qn3Ducks VS TIGERhttps://strawpoll.com/PKgleMP4JZpPEACHES VS froghttps://strawpoll.com/7rnzVlM93nOSONIC THE HEDGEHOG VS nature's cuckold, the echidnahttps://strawpoll.com/GJn441kv3nzLagerstroemia Indica Reimu VS Australia's Finest, Kangarooshttps://strawpoll.com/BDyNzxNweyRseals VS Jadera Haematolomahttps://strawpoll.com/NPgxeY3rKZ2Venus Flytrap VS Blu The Blephttps://strawpoll.com/NoZrzmbvaZ3I'M SCARED THE REST WON'T FIT IN THIS POST CAUSE 4CHAN IS BITCH LIKE THAT SO I WILL CONTINUE POSTING THE REST OF THE MATCHES IN SEPARATE POSTS SHORTLYVOTE VOTE VOTE
LET'S FUCKING GOOOOO
>Individual Strawpolls for each match instead of Google forms or something>Not even having all of those said matches ready after an hour>Just using whatever names people nominated their picks withLeast the matches have images, but what a terrible first impression
THERE ARE STILL FIGHTSQuero-Quero VS the platypushttps://strawpoll.com/NPgxeY3NoZ2the fox VS the based tenrec.https://strawpoll.com/05ZdzQJKEn6the axolotl VS the chipmunkhttps://strawpoll.com/GPgVYmpKMnathe majestic wolf VS Toxoplasmosis Gondiihttps://strawpoll.com/LVyK2vjKOZ0the capybara VS the whale shark for justicehttps://strawpoll.com/7rnzVlMPEnOthe mosquito VS the natural phenomenon, Gravityhttps://strawpoll.com/xVg71OXqeyrthe cockatiel VS Toxic Moldhttps://strawpoll.com/wby5Q16RwyAthe jannies VS the newthttps://strawpoll.com/poy9kJ4V8gJrosy wolfsnail VS the alpine longhorn beetlehttps://strawpoll.com/2ayLQPb7en4fuckass rodent thing stuck in a reese's box VS Theobroma cacaohttps://strawpoll.com/e2naX4z1MyBWhite Tigers VS aurorashttps://strawpoll.com/w4nWWzRNNnAAnglerfish VS The Great White Sharkhttps://strawpoll.com/ajnE14xE9nWPet Rock VS the dragonhttps://strawpoll.com/e2naX4z5vyBRhino Beetles VS Helleborus Nigerhttps://strawpoll.com/GJn441kWXnzUiraçu VS Michael "Mike" TVhttps://strawpoll.com/BDyNzxN6JyRBaby Corn VS Oak Treeshttps://strawpoll.com/jVyG25xrPZ7FOR THE SAKE OF UNIFORMITY I'LL STOP WITH THIS MANY ON THIS POST, AND CONTINUE WITH THE SAME AMOUNT OF FIGHTS IN THE NEXT ONE>>5149980IF THE THREAD CAN TAKE ITS TIME NOMINATING, I CAN TAKE MY TIME TOO!
Voted
THOSE WERE ONLY HALF THE FIGHTS, 16 MORE OF THE FIGHTS AREan actual Raging Bull VS the walrushttps://strawpoll.com/e7ZJakw1Wg3Vervet Monkey VS Acacia Treeshttps://strawpoll.com/3RnYXkDADyethe ever playfull and curious humpback VS a big-ass Zucchini anon grew one timehttps://strawpoll.com/kogjRxqK9g6Motoko. Also known as the Mincer VS stotehttps://strawpoll.com/BDyNzxNAJyRDragon's Blood Tree VS marbled polecathttps://strawpoll.com/jVyG25xAPZ7the Unicorn VS Long Tailed Weaselhttps://strawpoll.com/6QnMQG8AkneSTAYPUFT THE TOADLINE PITBULL VS Sablehttps://strawpoll.com/bVg8BE40byYthe Butcher Bird A.K.A Loggerhead shrike VS greater grisonhttps://strawpoll.com/B2ZB9lR0QgJanon's Shepsky VS Jellyfisheshttps://strawpoll.com/BJnXValAOZvgibbons VS least weaselhttps://strawpoll.com/XmZRQ87AKgdthe gorilla VS the BLACKBUCKhttps://strawpoll.com/7MZ0k1o0mgothe Hyacinth macaw. VS pine martenhttps://strawpoll.com/e7ZJakwvLg3Fisher VS Eurasian Otterhttps://strawpoll.com/3RnYXkDq9yethe Live Oak VS European Badgerhttps://strawpoll.com/GJn441kbQnzAntilles pinktoe tarantula VS The deadly deadly Textile Cone Snailhttps://strawpoll.com/Dwyo3OPNXyAwolverine VS Honey Badgerhttps://strawpoll.com/jVyG25xQkZ7DON'T SLEEP NOW, OUR LAST BATCH OF CONTESTANTS FOR THE ROUND IS COMING SOON
>>5150021>Fisher VS Eurasian OtterDamn this one is difficult
AND FOR THE FINAL 16 OF THE ROUND, SORRY TO KEEP YOU WAITING!Tayra VS Beech Martenhttps://strawpoll.com/e7ZJakwzLg3chinese ferret-badger VS this guy. whatever he ishttps://strawpoll.com/w4nWWzRQlnAhighland cow VS Schloppyhttps://strawpoll.com/wby5Q16GdyAmoorhen VS snipe.https://strawpoll.com/7MZ0k1owBgothe yellow boxfish VS the pterodactylhttps://strawpoll.com/e6Z2A1DQ6gNeuropean nightjar VS Le chat escargothttps://strawpoll.com/XOgOV3e2on3tommy chong VS the SNIBETI SNAB x--DDhttps://strawpoll.com/xVg71OXGOyrthe night parrot VS the Triceratopshttps://strawpoll.com/Q0Zp7EdAxgMGuinea Pig VS saiga antelopehttps://strawpoll.com/NMnQNrW7Ag6Seagrass Meadow. VS Horseshttps://strawpoll.com/kjn1D1A7AyQSpaghetti Worm Eupolymnia crassicornis VS Gromia sphaerica!https://strawpoll.com/05ZdzQJoVn6Valonia ventricosa VS Tiktaalikhttps://strawpoll.com/PbZqbJYDvyNNigersaurus VS POLAR BEAR O L A R B E A Rhttps://strawpoll.com/7MZ0k1oWGgothe brain eating amoeba: Naegleria fowleri VS Lithopshttps://strawpoll.com/XOgOV3eRon3Hydnora Africana VS common snapping turtlehttps://strawpoll.com/e2naX4zwVyBElephants. VS OPhttps://strawpoll.com/Q0Zp7EdBxgMAND THAT'S EVERYONE FOR THE ROUND, GET VOTING, MAKE YOUR /an/ TAKE THE CROWN!
OP is fucking insane for laying out the tournament questions this way...And I kinda like his energy
>picrel: Jef on his way to claim his crown from this tournament
took a bit but voted
vote foar my guy pls kind anons.birb is here next to me chirping about how u must vote yankzee finless porpoise, this is her final commandment
>>5150021
>>5150035>I kinda like how OP is a retard of a host
Fellas, what's your favorite Peach thing? Is it>Peach Cobbler>Peach Jam>Peach juice>Canned peach slices>Princess Toadstool's fat ass>Good 'ol plain Peaches
>>5150120Oh yeah and James and the giant peach
>>5150120i thought the nomination was for Peaches and now im sad she's not in the running
>>5150120>peach cobblergoated>Peach Jamnever had it but seems like it would be good>Peach JuiceI don't think i'd like straight peach juice>Canned peach slicespretty good>Princess Peach's fat assalso good>Peachesregular peaches are fine too, really nice fruit in generalI think peach cobbler wins in general as a really good one is fucking amazing
Finished voting finallyOnly 5 hours left anons
>>5150132https://www.allrecipes.com/recipe/259043/crisp-peach-cobbler/I made some cobbler last year with this recipe and homegrown peaches. It really was just about the best dessert I've ever had, just ridiculously good.
>>5150120I voted peaches :)I think its hard to beat a properly ripe peach but if they aren't in season go for cobbler with canned.
>>5150136>has never had jef cobblerSAD!
>>5150137Wtf he died
>>5150120The peach Red Bull is pretty good.
>>5150143don't worry he always comes back
>5150144Fuck off, no falseflagging/troll tactics allowed here
You guys ARE voting for him, right?
...
>>5150144>>5150165Aren't there like, only three amphibians? There's just a frog, axolotl and a newt. You sure they're gonna survive for long?
>>5150179It's also an unwise strategy to tell the userbase of one of the most contrarian websites what to do.
>>5150168i did!
>>5150201Thanks porpoiseanon
God I love Peaches, even the gummies taste good
I voted for the hyacinth macaw and POLAR BEAR. Did (you)?
>>5150206.‿. >>5150208of course!
>>5149963I almost missed this, I literally voted while in bed with less than an hour to vote
Fingers will roll.
>>5150214same lol
t minus 10 minutesNature Noblemen how we feeling about our chances
>>5150222So-soOnly one matchup I seriously care about
>>5150227Eh, we might get some more interesting matchups once we narrow down our critters.
>>5150230Yeah there's a lot of filler this time around, roster felt stronger before.
Peaches finally won a round, hell yeah
>>5150234It was a last minute thing
>>5150234of course it did! birb was on it
We did it, Jefbros!
BOXBROS WWA
>>5150239The dogfag forces tried to stop us, but a few still persevere
>>5150238kek what a kwab
>>5150241Can't believe my last minute tiger vote saved him.
BTW the guy avatarfagging with some cartoon frog and talking about MILFs is a prolific site troll, it's simply the fiest time he's been on /an/. Pay no attention to what he says or posts.
>>5150245Actually, I distinctly remember him popping up last May for the previous edition. Your point still remains.
>fat rat beats cocoa plant Fitting.
thank you for voting stoat sirs. thank you
>>5150245>>5150246Amphibians need all the support they can get. There's not a lot of campaigning going on.
let's go! porpoise bros, we did it :D
And the winner is?
>>5150252Both proceed to the next round
>Tropical Pitcher Plant>Sunflowers>Peaches>Venus Flytrap>Toxic Mold*>Oak Trees>Acacia Trees>big-ass Zucchini*>Dragon's Blood Tree>Valonia Ventricosa*>Lithops(* = tied)We've sadly lost some of the more niche picks like Live Oak and Reimu, but mothernature's representatives are blooming. Let's see if they can keep this momentum going into tomorrow's round
>>5150252im casting the tiebreaker vote for Cockatiel. since i voted first i broke the tie
TIES WILL BE SETTLED WITH A TEST OF SPEED. IF AN ANIMAL IS IN A TIE, JUST SAY ITS NAME. THE FIRST ENTRANT NAMED AFTER THIS POST WILL PROCEED TO THE NEXT FIGHT. THIS WILL GO FOR ALL TIES. ONLY ONE ENTRANT MAY BE NAMED PER POST, IF MORE THAN ONE IS NAMED, THEN YOUR POST DOESN'T COUNT. YOU MUST SAY THE ENTRANTS FULL ENTRY NAME WITH ALL CHARACTERS AND PUNCTUATIONS AND CASES. BEGIN!!!
Toxic Mold
Big ass zucchini
>>5150271god damn that was fast
a big-ass Zucchini anon grew one time
>>5150273nigger i said cockatiel right above you, fuck you
Sunflowers
>>5150276AFTER AFTER AFTER AFTER AFTER(i didn't start the speed round yet and even if i did you'd have to have typed "the cockatiel")
>>5150269that is... not a good ideajust have them both advance into the next round like how it's been done
>>5150269Valonia ventricosa
When will round 2 begin?
It's interesting how every household cat got basically no votes except for Jef who, correct me if I'm wrong, got more votes than any other animals and who's poll has substantially more total votes
>>5150295would have voted for Rupert if he was an option
>>5150295People who entered their pets in general got BTFO in general, regardless of their species.
>>5150295I only saw one other household cat (Blu the Blep) and I’m not surprised he got btfo. Uhhhhhh cats was a bit too generic probably
>>5150301>Uhhhhhh cats was a bit too generic probablyThat was one of the very first nominations (and was trying to avoid relying on specific beings)
>>5150295jefgawds run /an/
>>5150302Yeah I dunno what to tell you then, Yangzee Porpoise must’ve been the favorite there
>>5150305No worries anon
I was hoping that capybara would win so that there would be a chance for a Jef vs. Capybara match
>>5150305
>>5150295Jefbros stand tall
>>5150269NIght parrot to avenge cockatiel
>>5150278You better watch your back tonight
godspeed, jellyfish
>>5150272My big-ass Zucchini's gonna make it
>>5150313What's the porpoise of this post?>>5150326F, paying respects.Seal bros we can win, just believe.
>>5150335VOTE>>5150335VOTE>>5150335VOTE
>>5150283I'M SEEING WHAT YOU MEAN AFTER COMING ACCROSS A TIE BREAKER THAT'S SEEMINGLY BEING IGNOREDFUCKING TIEBREAK the night parrot VS the Triceratops ALREADY
>>5150387TriceratopsSometimes if it ain't broke, don't fix it.
>>5150387the night parrot
>>5150391THE ANON THAT READ THE TIE BREAK RULES
