>>5150185
Any of the bizzare monstrosities that live deep under sea.

Any eusocial insect. Their life is basically war.
Termites are basically stuck in a sterile neotenic form and preyed on routinely and blind while trying to do shit.
Ants and bees and wasps basically exist to feed constantly hungry larvae, always at war, dying in fights and never missed, etc. Eusocial insects are just in perpetual suffering and war on par with 40k.

>>5150195
Arent naked mole rats the only mammals that live with a queen in a hive like ants? The fuck do they do? Do they have endless wars too? Imagine youre a mammal that acts like an insect and looks like a penis. Thats fuckdd up

That's an interesting question!
It's likely that sperm whales have hardcore lives given that:
>many teeth
>dive to great depths
>a famous novel
>fight giant squids
I hope that helps!

Hummingbirds have to be up there right? Imagine needing to eat every 10 to 15 minutes or die or something like that.

>>5150185
Warhammer fans are so embarrassing. How do you devote your personality to not understand the extremely blatant and transparent messaging of the franchise?

crickets dont even feel like they've evolved the ability to survive

>>5150185
Probably me since I have to like go to work every morning even though I just want to sleep a bit longer and then I have to do the laundry and dishes and shit none of you could even begin to understand

>>5150646
>the extremely blatant and transparent messaging of the franchise
to buy plastic toy soldiers?

>>5150660
Like most toys there's a story around them to make them engaging and this one is about as deep as Captain Planet, but these fully grown men can't figure out the "deeper meaning" behind their doll's stories.

>>5150354
>Imagine youre a mammal that acts like an insect and looks like a penis.
You mean Chinese girls?

>>5150354
>Do they have endless wars too?
They do. They're territorial and invade other colonies and steal their pups to turn them into workers