bird workout edish
>>5145033Old thread
>>5150526
>>5150522I don't mean to sound like a Facebook Mom, but this is such an incredible thing to be able witness.
>>5150522>Minding my own business.>Suddenly a palette's worth of cheeseburgers just drops on me out of nowhere.I suppose I'd react pretty much the same way. "The fuck!?! Oh, hey; food!"
>>5150527Holy shit, didn't expect it to be that big.
>>5150526The most Goth of all marine fauna.
>>5150516How can he train a cougar to sit when people can't train domestic cats to sit?
>>5150577But the cheeseburgers are from Krystal so you don't actually want them.
>>5150580It's almost as if they're two different species or something!
>>5150580We domesticated the wrong species.But maybe it's better to have the small unruly assholes there can at worst fuck you up a little, than big cuddly goofballs that can easily rip your throat off and claw your arteries open if they ever snap.
>>5150608Lmao
>>5150624i need a black gf more than i need to breathe
>>5150516i love how it's the dogs that have the muzzles when the cougar could fuck up everything on screen
>>5150641debiru chasudebiru bitudebiru canceru
>>5150620I think animals get dumber when domesticated.
>>5150625I dated mostly black girls and an married to an Indian. Dunno what it is with me big ass and dark skin but I love me some black ladies. >>5150624Fucking saved.Is it cruelty if I post a video of an animal being eaten?
>>5150764I can’t decide if this is cute or if I hate it
>>5150516gougar :DDDDD
>>5150764>>5150768yeah it's super weirdit's like you clicked on the corner of a tiny spider and scale it up in ms paint but irlvery strange
moar
>>5150515if I was a whale I would prefer to die stranded on a beach than ending at the bottom of the pitch black ocean being devoured by aliens
>>5150798you'd probably be more intelligent and less selfish if you were a whale
>>5150655Dumber maybe, but not less lethal (unless you mean after millennia of selective breeding like from wolf to chihuahua).
>>5150509I wonder if the birbs think she will give them food
>>5150587why he do that
>>5150530Perfect.
>>5150530i'm glad the turtle was comfortable enough to not hide in its shell in front of all those people while being held, i hope it wasn't starved so it would be hungry
>>5150624That's me btw she cranked my hog after the video ended
>>5150520>Approaching_women.webm
>>5150516>puma sweaterheh
>>5150963you just know
>>5150963you vill give ze apple and you vill be happy
>>5150966what a kindly fellow
>>5150966how much zoloft did an amerifat drug that dog with?
>>5150893>>5150966cuties
>>5150577He put that up there, this is more like the fridge door popping open and all your food falling out
>>5150966She cute
>>5151320to nie bober, to je ptok
>>5150963What a faggot horse
>>5151521Beautiful
>>5151521Second clip is AI
>>5151336Are you sure? It seems like there's another big cat in the tree (definitely smaller, maybe her child?) playing with the carcass until it fell down
>>5151545looks real to me. what made you think it's not?
>>5151519cat's reactions are insane. anyone got that webm of the cat smacking the snake? it's on the order of like 10s of milliseconds that it reacts
>>5150512Wtf those people already have the brand new Cat Obliterator 3000 AND in use??
>>5151548
>>5151549that's a cat washing machine
>>5150522This is how cargo cults start
>>5151336>>5151546I think it's both, the mom put it up there for the baby and then in true cat fashion the baby knocks it off the branch on top of the mom. There's no way the baby could have gotten that thing up there on it's own.>>5150858Cats must allocate a minimum of 27% of their energy each day into being annoying
>>5151551>Oooh? So you can perceive my time stop?
>>5151609>the baby and then in true cat fashion the baby knocks it off the branch on top of the mom.This makes sense
>>5151546Yes, like the other guy said, that's a small cat up there, presumably the larger one's . They put the kill up in a tree to keep it safe from hyenas and lions.
>>5151548>>5151551>The Game of Rat and Dragon by Cordwainer Smith>>5151549That's a Litter Robot, 8/10 would recommend, it's the only mechanical litterbox that worked out of like five different models we tried
>>5150856I wonder if the birbs think she is foodThey remind me of the compies from jurassic park
>>5150516It's very funny to me how nervous the dogs lookThey know this ain't how this is supposed to go>>5150524What pretty markings!>>5150525>nyoom>>5150580Messi is a very special boy. Literally, he's special needs. But training an animal generally requires them to be highly food motivated, which housecats tend to be less so than highly trainable animals. If you get the right one they can be trained to do all sorts of things.
>>5151629He thought his shtyle was unblockable.
>>5151789I really thought that little bugger was going in the microwave for a second
>>5151548>>5151551reptile reaction time can never compare to catshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SIcpg_pFbF8
>>5151789God I wish this was me
>>5151940That's a lotta nuts!
>>5150858faustian spirit
>>5150698>>5151940>>5150512I hope they can open it>>5150608
>>5150608
>>5152390Did you know a group of crow eggs is called an abortion?
>>5150624That is one lucky piggy.
>>5151522I do the same thing with this one long hair that grows on my wife's ear
>>5151789Stuffing the burrito>>5151940What a nutty heist
>>5151789>Finally, after 100 cups of coffee it's time to eat!
>>5152393So cute!!!!
>>5152492I used to to do this all the time when I was a kid
>>5152493Cheerleading squad!
>>5152390I suppose this is the opposite of the stork, then?
>>5151940nigga thats nuts
>>5152493they're like moths or butterflies?
>>5152614oh...
>>5152493>>5152492aren't those their genitals
>>5152635lmao
>>5152707The most interesting part of this fag webm is the second and a half I thought the spoon in the bucket was a cobra
>>5152707The most interesting part of this based webm is the part with the cute kitty enjoying the sauna and beer
>>5152707giwtwm
>>5152803giwtwm
>>5152393manulettes
>>5150773lol yeah
bumpy
>>5150516>0:19___ ____ ____
>>5153010Do you think horses think humans are just retarded handicapped horses who are missing the rear 3/4 of their bodies?
>>5153216>fucking beetles
>>5153232i dislike that i can't dislike monkeys without seeming like a deranged jeeti find them creepy
>>5150580Every cat I've ever had I trained. Jump, sit, come, off, wait, handshake, etc. I honestly think the difference is that every cat I've ever owned was a stray or barncat and not a kitten when I got them. They were smart and tough and I had to earn their love, rather than getting a "normal" kitten who only needs a little warm up time to get used to you and has never struggled for its food. I don't know if that kind of life and trust is always necessary for a cat to willingly follow commands, but that's the one difference I can think of between mine and everyone else's whom I know (and won't do shit for them, lol).My family had a few "normal" cats growing up and they were all dumb as hell and hard to train, but I begged them to keep a stray I found when I was like 6, and I trained him to do all kinds of stuff just as easy as a dog. He only lived with us for 2 years before he died, but to this day that was the best cat I ever had, and I've done my best to get strays and ferals since then.
>>5151548>>5151519It's AI. Watch the cat's back phase through the table toward the end.
>>5150515Whalefall ecosystems are cool as fuck
>>5153278Half the vids in this thread are sloppa. Sad new world we live in.
>>5153276Nicecertain breeds take to training a lot more than othershttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dog-like_catmost the breeds here take to it very wellragdoll cats are very cool and it made me realize why some cats I ran into growing would be so friendly and sociable compared to the ones I was more familiar with>>5153278i think i can see it's fur/body move a bit, it just slid past it i believe
>another thread spammed with boring cat webmsYawn
>>5153293
>>5153097That's no owl....
SSIIIIIIPPPP
>another thread blessed with wonderful cat webmsHooray!
>>5152614feeding time :3
>>5153297Based turtle giving the reddit animal what it deserves
>>5153128couple more years of this and we will finally domesticate the bipedal donkey
>>5152614lmao at the second the corvid made it look like he was gonna feed the second chick instead of just swallowing it.
>>5153393there's always something tragic about a dog who learns to play by itself
>>5153390Always makes me laugh
>>5153475giwtwm
>>5153475this is animal abuse
>>5153478obese*
>>5153297Based 4chan animal tolerating Raphael's vulgar display of Turtle Power
>>5153140amazing it looks like a disguise
>>5153281most of them arent sloppy
>>5153516I find this extremely fucking adorable and I want to pet it. It's a good thing I live somewhere where all the natural animals are generally harmless, or I would be dead.
>>5153699
>>5153527Australia seems like such a magical place. I want to visit one day.
>>5153699pwnt
>>5153527
>>5153791what a polite young man
>>5150509velociraptors
>>5153393sled doooogsled dooooogaloneintheworldisalittle sled doooog
>>5153791Probably not that good for the bird
>>5153527>bin chicken in the background
>>5153393>Weeeeeeeeeeeeeee
>>5153929cool branch
>>5152614Why is his eye red like a demon's lol? Camera trick? Nature be like dat
>>5153977No, some birds have wild eye colors.
>>5153242I like all animals but monkeys kinda suck they're crazy retards. I do still like them lol they can be cute but keep it away from me mostly
>>5153929>when you're using the stretch tool and your mouse glitches halfway across the screen
>>5153929What the hell kind of bird is this?
>>5153851Cockatoos can have a little hash brown, as a treat>>5153868Frens :)
>>5154068Tsuchinoko if he real
>>5154102Potoo
>>5154108The evolutionary arms race between squirrels and bird feeders is truly a thing to behold.
>>5154111bless you
>>5150509>F2Peasant enters premium server
>>5154108SQUIGGA THAT'S NU- SQWEEEEEEEK
>>5150624meh on the left
>>5153929Is he stupid??
>>5154207They are nocturnal.
>>5154264
>>5154264somebody needs to detain that pigeon
>>5153699a bully
>>5154289Hey, it's a free country, or it would be, if it was America
>>5154068chonk
>>5154419I have seen this gif before on /a/
>>5151941>Gentlemen, how do we kill Mighty Mouse?
>>5154337We can go...lazier!
>>5154481A golden kingkot
>>5153215>Do you think horses thinkno
>>5154516yeah well i dont think you think
gotta post a classic>>5154102some kind of frogmouthhttps://files.catbox.moe/04jwb3.jpg
>>5154522>a classic
>>5154612Actually awesome
>>5150858orange
>>5151320kurwa?
>>5153929>das it mayne
>>5154556>ukraine, circa 2022, colorized
>>5154736>imminent_rape.webm
>>5151521Oregon?
>>5154418I sure hope that piggy wasn't chose to be killed. I like to think he was rescued by that cameraman and they lived happily ever after.
>>5154612cato's cave
>>5154952wicked bug
>>5152669basically yes, they're spreading pheromones
>>5150624ukranian visits brazil
>>5154612angel's egg
>>5155041what
>>5154928>Can't we all just along?Well, we could, if they weren't made of food.
>>5152558You did good anon
>>5155029>loud machinegun sounds
>>5154612nice idea
>>5154949these are massive, i wish i have the oppotunitty to see one someday
>>5155025not enough coelacanth
>>5155110What a strange looking seal
>>5150669We won't be seeing condor chicks for much longer
>>5150966Those human like eyes creep me out
>>5155008>the spice... the spice melange...
>>5155075A wapiti/American elk? They're pretty. And unlike moose/European elk, they don't hate you.
>>5155200why did you have to make it sinister
>>5151999>motherfucker, I saw that tuna in there and here you’re jacking me around with some bullshit sea bass. Do I look like a pelican to you!?
>>5155255>bros s-she's approaching me w-what do I do...
BUMPY
>>5155380right i can see where people came up with skinwalkers
>>5155380That's a scary-ass nigga.
>>5155381There is literally an entire class of mythological creatures across the entirety of europe that are literally just black dogs with glowing red eyesie people seeing dogs at night and thinking "That's from hell"
>>5155389>Cat is confused>Cat uses Tail Whip>It hurt itself in its confusion
>>5153297
>>5153929my eyes after i stay up late
>>5155519>rolls on belly>zoomiesThis is a dog.
>>5155651
>>5155519>animals don't have sou-
>>5155519This is how I prefer to think all theropods acted.
>>5155628lol
>>5154928I heard of man fainting in pigs pen and he was devoured by pigs alive so I doubt it.
anyone have that webm of the animal with the little tongue?(pic not related)
>>5155778no but I know you're thinking of a hyrax
>>5155778>>5155803tried searching on the archive for filenames containing "hyrax" and "webm"no idea if this is the one you're after, but it's the closest one that came up
>>5155804Like a little, furry Denethor!
>>5155804reminder that these lil fuckers are the closest living relatives to elephants and they may become the new elephants in the far future
>>5155380hellyeh
>>5155389this must be in a ylyl thread
>>5155519a bbay dinasour
>>5155673sometimes i wish i live in a farm
>>5155778there are many animals with little tongues
>>5155813evolution really is amazing
>>5155804Thank youDo you have the one with the ear too?>>5155820No there is only one
>>5155518>Wartortle used Skull Bash>it's super discriminatory!>>5155524ANGERY but also HUNGERY
anyone got the one where someone gives a cow cake?
>>5155943do i have to feel bad about thinking this is majestic, is this some modern farm breeding meat where there shouldn't be meat thing
>>5155961Sorta it's a breed created about 80 years ago. Or at least I think it's an American/Red Brahman. They're a meat cow bred for being extremely heat tolerant.
>>5156017
>>5150516Damn, cougars are small, I thought they would be bigger
>>5156050That's Messi, he's got some defects and is kinda like the first step in a domesticated cougar.
>>5154420>Stay away from my man chinky.mp4There is no man, those are all cows and their calves
>>5155961it IS majesticand the floppy ears make it complete
birds are neat
>>5156105That's a penguin.
>>5155943this has to be ai...
>>5156109ok
Are penguis water birds or ice birds?
>>5156104r u a mous
>>5156017>>5156104The birds are becoming aware...
>>5156109penguins are birds
>>5156119water
>>5156136would an bird do this?
>>5155832>the one with the ear
>>5156017>>5156104>"Something new has been added!"
>>5155124the hairstyle they've given the dog makes its head shape look more human, creating that illusion. if the dog were wet or shaved it would look normal.
>>5152614this actually made me laugh out loud
>>5154952that is RIDICULOUS
>>5156150hilarious
>>5156150imagine
>>5156139in that penguin's defense, it could likely be accustomed to floating patches of ice where they might shift further apart if it's not careful, and even a small gap could have deep ocean water underneath
>>5155804Home is behind, the world aheadAnd there are many paths to treadThrough shadow, to the edge of nightUntil the stars are all alightMist and shadowCloud and shadeAll shall fadeAll shall fade
>>5156216maybe it just didn't want to get its feet wetmaybe it just wanted to jump
>>5156150>what women feel when i am talking to them
new thread>>5156289
