Why did nature make these rabies-magnet pests so adorable?
>>5151488They are next in line to develop opposable thumbs, but for now they have to look cute to survive humanity.
Because without them the opossum would be OP.
Wonderful raccys
>>5151488it is the only thing keeping them from taking over the world as the dominant species
>>5151625I wonder when humans inevitably go extinct, will raccoons a million years from now evolve into sentient bipedal beings?
*enhances your raccoon*
>>5153031I’m not racist but why does every ‘coon thread have to be invaded by ‘coon wannabes?Fucking niggers.
>>5153079>not appreciating all members of the raccoon's family
but fine, since you're so picky...
>>5153243This one’s amazing. Such dramatic lighting. Ominous and adorable. >>5153244They’re all noms down here.
>>5153016already didhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EtnM6OutJu0
fat chud: the animal
>>5154390>This person tried to unlock your phone
>>5153031Cool. There are some videos of ringtails (also racoons, foxes, etc) here https://youtube.com/@texasbackyardwildlife?si=070lKgtkugJnN8WrThey're live now
>>5154537Living better than a king
Picrel is baby coon i transported across multiple state borders to get to a licensed rehabber. I have no regrets.
>>5153244Where we used to live they'd use the storm drains to sneak from dumpster to dumpster in the apartment complex.
>>5153764pedro pedro pedro pedro
https://www.mdpi.com/3042-4526/3/3/33apparently Cozumel raccoons can make their own toys
>>5156587In a few hundred thousand years they;l be just like rocket raccoon!
oh no
>>5155050<3
Such charismatic face markings
On today's episode of "Fat or Fluff?"...
>>5159529I'd say that's fluff.
>>5159529fluff fuck>>5159688fat fuck
>>5160519darksouls dog
>>5160684I would totally join the masked chonk faith. As long as I get to cuddle some ‘coons.
>>5161318>convenient censorship by her crotch area.
>>5161318his greed sickens me i needed that parsley
>>5161319>her crotch>>5161965>his greedSo am I gay for jerking off to this or not?
why do cats have so many variations in their fur but every raccoon/skunk/opossum look like carbon copies of one another?
>>5163787Optimal banditry pattern. The pinnacle of thievery.
Long pointy nose, affinity for shiny objects, absolute assholes... Are raccoons part of the little hat clan?
>>5163794it may only be locally optimal
>>5163864No, though your vigilance is admirable, the raccoon is honest and hardworking. He is a little bandit gremlin, but does not pretend to be anything else. They skitter about and frankly are very endearing when they dont wrek ur shit (trash cans) i have emfound a balance where i provide them with some food and they even ket me hand feed them once and they dont cause havoc. Wonderful critters. They also dont rape kids.
>>5163878Jesus christ autocorrect has ruined me
>>5164103>when you find out the raccoons at the park are free and you can just take one home
>>5163787Cats are mutted from human interference.
>>5164274
Happy International Raccoon Appreciation Day! Take some time to appreciate how cute and funny these little guys are.