Why did nature make these rabies-magnet pests so adorable?
>>5151488They are next in line to develop opposable thumbs, but for now they have to look cute to survive humanity.
Because without them the opossum would be OP.
Wonderful raccys
>>5151488it is the only thing keeping them from taking over the world as the dominant species
>>5151625I wonder when humans inevitably go extinct, will raccoons a million years from now evolve into sentient bipedal beings?
*enhances your raccoon*
>>5153031I’m not racist but why does every ‘coon thread have to be invaded by ‘coon wannabes?Fucking niggers.
>>5153079>not appreciating all members of the raccoon's family
but fine, since you're so picky...
>>5153243This one’s amazing. Such dramatic lighting. Ominous and adorable. >>5153244They’re all noms down here.
>>5153016already didhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EtnM6OutJu0
fat chud: the animal
>>5154390>This person tried to unlock your phone
>>5153031Cool. There are some videos of ringtails (also racoons, foxes, etc) here https://youtube.com/@texasbackyardwildlife?si=070lKgtkugJnN8WrThey're live now
>>5154537Living better than a king
Picrel is baby coon i transported across multiple state borders to get to a licensed rehabber. I have no regrets.
>>5153244Where we used to live they'd use the storm drains to sneak from dumpster to dumpster in the apartment complex.
>>5153764pedro pedro pedro pedro
https://www.mdpi.com/3042-4526/3/3/33apparently Cozumel raccoons can make their own toys
