DO YOU SEE THIS MATCHUP?seals VS fuckass rodent thing stuck in a reese's boxhttps://strawpoll.com/GeZARep9XyVTHAT'S RIGHT, THIS MATCHUP RIGHT HEREseals VS fuckass rodent thing stuck in a reese's boxhttps://strawpoll.com/GeZARep9XyVONE OF THESE GUYS
IS GOING TO FACE OFF AGAINST ONE OF THESE GUYSthe gorilla VS Elephants.https://strawpoll.com/w4nWWzXD5nATHAT'S RIGHT, ONE OF THESE GUYSthe gorilla VS Elephants.https://strawpoll.com/w4nWWzXD5nAONE OF THESE GUYS IS GOING TO FACE ONE OF THOSE GUYS UP THEREWHO IS IT GONNA BE? THAT'S THE BEST PART, THAT'S UP TO YOUVOTE!ETOVOTE!ETOVOTE!ETOVOTE!ETOV
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>Mammals in the top 8 again.LAAAAAAME.
hoping fuckass rodent wins because it'd be funny
>>5152173Reptiles all got nuked by round 2, insects and plants lasted a bit longer and amphibians could have made it to the final round if the newt won against the rat.
Another tournament ruined by dogredditors.
>>5152178NO THEY DIDN'T, A REPTILE IS IN ELITE EIGHTFUCKING LIAR
>>5152181>t. catfag
Sealbros are you feeling it? I'm starting to believe...
Will there be a 5-8th vote, or are we just going by whoever lost the hardest
Anonymous:>We know it was (You), dogfucker. You've had several meltdowns in the Jef threads over the past several months (and for which the jannies actually do their job and delete your posts). You can samefag as much as you want and act like there's multiple people sick of Jef but we can see through your bullshit as if it was a freshly cleaned glass pane.animalfucker !Y9APdf7Icw out of FUCKING nowhere:>WHAT, ME? SLANDER!LolLmaoRoflmfao even
ELEPHANT VOTEELEPHANTTHEY WILL NEVER FORGET THAT YOU DIDN'T VOTE FOR THEM!
>>5152173At least it's a 0% chance of a bird winning this time around?
Schizos please stop ruining threads
>>5152164What animals do you fuck OP?
>>5152194animalfucker is one of the good ones
>>5152205Yeah the only good host. All anti cat fags are based.
I rigged newt out. That'll teach my wife and that frog.
>>5152195But consider this:
>>5152182Im not counting birds.
>>5152164Who did sunflower lose to? They're trolling jef, so I think they deserved to get btfo the next round.
>>5152185>dogredditor hiding behind a mask cope
>>5152217Honestly it might not have even been a sunflower supporter, just someone who hated jef and sunflower took the blame lol
>>5152220Who hates jef tho?
>>5152223A small handful of really hurt and traumatized people
I can't pick between Elephants and Gorillas, they're both too based. Someone give me a compelling argument for one over the other.
>>5152223dogredditors/anti-catschizos.
So uh how do we pick who gets 5th-8th lol
>>5152226Yeah this was the hardest pick for me too because I love both. But I went gorillas because of Harambe. Nevar forget.
>>5152192(yeah let's go with that)TIE BREAKER WARNING POST IN ABOUT 40 MINUTES I WILL MAKE THE TIE BREAKER POSTBREAK THE TIE BY BEING FIRST TO POST THE CONTESTANT'S FULL CONTESTANT NAME WITH PROPER CASING AND ANY PUNCTUATIONS THAT IT MAY HAVE, IF ANYTHING IS MISSING OR WRONG, THE POST DOESN'T BREAK THE TIEBE READY, BE FAST, BE THE ONE THAT BREAKS THE TIE
What's the best placement a mustelid has ever gotten in one of these competitions?
>>5152229Shit, that is a good point. Plus Koko the Gorilla. I love 'phants but can't name a specific one, unlike those two. Good reasoning.
>>5152235Good point. And Koko was based, knew sign language and loved cats
>>5152227I heard from multiple credible sources that catschizo was false flagging the jef hate.
>>5152172did some GIMP practice
BREAK THE FUCKING TIE
>>5152249Who tied again? Uhhhh let Shoebill be fifth
>>5152250Spell it right nigger. Isn't it like the great and powerful shoebill or something?
>>5152249that guy>shoebill>walrus>newt
>>5152249>>5152250Oh wait I meant The Great and Powerful Shoebill
Lmao you guys are retarded and did not read OPs message. Anyway OP masturbates to dolphin porn.
>>5152257DON'T KNOCK IT TILL YOU TRY IT
>>5152249uhhh6th place: "the walrus"
>>5152261FINALLY, FUCK5TH, The Great and Powerful Shoebill6TH, the walrus7TH, this guy. whatever he is8TH, the newt
>>5152211Not even a gorilla. That's like posting a manatee or hyrax to promote elephants.
>>5152220This. I just wanted the shitty toxopest to lose. I don't care who won.>>5152223Normal people who aren't infected with behavior altering brain parasites.
>>5152295seek therapy
>>5152296The only one who needs treatment is you, for the parasites inside your brain.
>>5152298You’re clearly a very unhappy person, Anon. Who hurt you?
>>5152300It's catschizo falseflagging. What do you expect?
>>5152301Yeah, I’m thinking you should sit down with a good therapist
hoped walrus made it a little further so two pinnipeds would fight to the death
>>5152300>You’re clearly a very unhappy person, AnonNot really. I'm not the one who lives in a stinky cat house with cat feces all over.>Who hurt you?Toxoplasmosis killed my mom.
>>5152311the navy seals will not let you downe
>Doggitors after realizing animals don't clean up their own shit
>>5152315Dogs at least do it outside and have the decency to stay on the floor. Cats do it inside so your entire house smells and then they jump on your kitchen counter with their shit covered paws. Dogs are also washed more than three times in their whole lives.
>>5152318Yeah dogs certainly don’t jump up onto couches, beds, people’s laps etc, only cats.
>>5152315kek
>>5152319They don't if you don't want them to and teach them properly. Try teaching a cat to stay on the floor. It has no pack instincts to take advantage of and even if it did, it's literally too retarded to learn. Being on the couch or bed is also significantly less disgusting than places that have direct contact with food.
>>5152322>dogs stay on the floor>actually you have to train them to stay on the floorOnly one reply and you’re already negotiating with your own argument
>>5152226Elephant might be strongBut Gorilla, he monke!
>>5152322I’m sure dogs are much cleaner than cats seeing as how you have to walk them every day outside where they step in piss, shit, hocked loogies, dirt, mud, flea larvae and whatever else before you let them back in the house, but go ahead and tell me about the toxoplasmosis I haveFor the record I like both cats and dogs but you need therapy
>>5152323You know what I meant. Don't play dumb. Dogs can be taught to stay on the floor while cats can't. Dogs also never go on tables because they're biologically unable to jump that high.>>5152325I usually wssh my dogs' paws after a walk. And they don't get on tables. That means they're much cleaner than any cat.
>>5152326>Dogs are biologically unable to jump that highlol, lmao even You’ve gone from “dogs stay on the floor” to “I train MY dogs and wash THEIR paws” because every universal claim you make survives about one reply. Keep going, you’re arguing against yourself better than I could.
>>5152311
>>5152191GO SEALS
>>5152226
>>5152326>Dogs also never go on tables because they're biologically unable to jump that high.I really wish that was true, I really do.
>>5152325Cats are fucking filthy and my house is 10x cleaner ever since my cat died (never getting one again)There is a reason catfags screech when told to keep the things inside. They are intolerably filthy and destructive without exception. Dogs problems can be fixed and prevented with a little effort. Cats do not belong indoors if you value cleanliness and undamaged property. Coping with them is a huge investment and never 100% effective. They still make a mess, destroy shit, puke on top of the fridge, etc even if you meet every need times fifty. Cats do not belong outdoors if you value the environment, public health, and your cat not being eaten by a canine or flattened by a car. And yet that is the only place cats can be because for the entire history of their “domestication” they were not peoples pets. They were commensal vermin that primitive, unintelligent early man thought was magic because the everpresent rodents became less visible.t. Recently dated a girl with 3 catsYes, her furniture was shredded and there was litter, poop, and puke hidden about and she had cleaned last week. Every cat house i enter is either like this or the cats spend 90% of their time miles away. Dog houses are either neglected on all fronts including the human messes or glistening and good smelling (this last bit limits breed selection a lot - any lab, golden, bulldog, pit, or german shepherd will reek guaranteed and bark its head off, so rich smart dogfags get sighthounds and the like)
>all this talk about cats>yet Toxoplasmosis has yet to win a single round in 4 yearsyou all disappoint me
>>51524194chan doesn't take kindly to Reddit memes.
>>5152419i voted for toxic mold because the picture was funny
>>5152414Gsd are not smelly or at least mine isn't. He actually smells pretty nice. He does enjoy barking at "intruders" but I don't really mind it too much and he doesn't just bark constantly at nothing like some dogs do. I could have trained it out of him when he was a puppy, but I decided not to.
>>5152414>>5152424Fatfags have been blown to fuck out>>5152327>>5152411You have no argument and must now cope.
>Fatfags have been blown to fuck outUh oh looks like our turd world friend let her mask slip again kekAlso why did you reply to yourself again?
>>5152414Uh oh anti cat schizo melty
>>5152414Based and trueCats are horrible messy little shits. They have to go outside or they ruin your house.
>>5152443>>5152445Catfags continue to stay losing. All because their meme lost.
>let's visit /an/ today!>top thread is dogredditor having his usual meltyGod damn, how long has he been shrieking and dilating about cats on the cat website now? It must be approaching a decade.
>>5152448Many such cases!
>>5152449>they're posting actual cuck shit nowThis is just getting sad for dogfags
Hey, quick question. Are the animals you're currently talking about apart of the Seal, Gorilla or Elephant families? No? Then are they a rodent stuck in a Hershey's product? Also No?then shut the fuck up and get back on topic. All cats and Dogs got out 3 rounds ago.
>>5152459Dogs live on in our hearts, and rent free in our heads. They are simply that based. t. catsissy
>>5152449>>5152454>>5152459>catfags fall apart due to bants>>5152453>>5152467Catsissies really do get broken over the simplest things.
>>5152467>>5152474I AIN'T SEEING ANY SEALS, GORILLAS OR ELEPHANTS IN YOUR POSTSWHERE'S THE REESES
Catschizo falseflag operation failed and now shes having a meltie while everyone laughs at her! kek
>>5152477>projection and samefagging
>>5152476>>5152477Catfags are completely mental>>5152482Seriously
>>5152477>>5152467>>5152474>>5152448Easy to spot the samefag due to his poor English
>>5152483I wasn’t agreeing with you, I was saying that you are projecting and samefagging, yet another exhibit to demonstrate your poor English
Fuck it, let's just post dogs. Here's the infamous mop dog, the Komondor.
>some ESL with emotional problems is why we can’t have nice things
Rodentbros, how are we feeling?
>>5152487Lassie gave me a long held obsession with the rough/long haired collie
>>5152487Saw one of these at the park the other day. Very cool dogs.
>>5152487surprising a canine has yet to reach Round 4. Dogs are like THE animal for a lot of people, so you'd think they'd have swept at least 1 bracket by now
>>5152489Not good considering there’s some ESL with emotional problems having a meltdown in the thread. I just want this shit to be overwith.
>>5152486>>5152485lmao @ ur life
>>5152503Damn, so we’ve got two ESLs with emotional problems in here
>>5152489>>5152497Seething cat bitches>>5152503They make the tourney fun with this histerics
>>5152506ESL melty
>>5152496/an/ is a bird board. It's the reason they keep being winners or top 8, and why cats and dogs never reach top spots.
>>5152510Being able to enjoy all 3 is a sign of being mentally stable
>>5152247Huh, we will have our first winner who can't fly. Interesting
>>5152515experts back this
www.youtube.com/watch?v=PEqSvldPSbI
It has been an honor serving you...Fuckass Rodent Thing Stuck In A Reese's Box brethren...(The first poll has considerably more votes than the second but I'll attribute that to OP's retardation in linking them)
Breaking the tie for fuckass rodent thing stuck in a reese's box (gotta use the full name)
>>5152531Gotta wait for the host, but I concur
>Seals vs Elephant finaleCertainly not what I was predicting, but a very welcome duo. Either will make for the perfect Top B/an/ana.Dare I say best one since Crows vs Tyrannosaurus
>>5152533bit of a shame that it had to come down to gorillas vs elephants in semis
>>5152534Tis a shame, but that's just how the bracketing cookie crumbles. Sometimes the penultimate match is more intense then the actual finale
SEALS SEALS SEALS
We also have elephants, you know
>>5152506Remember all the times catschizo flooded the catalog with csam?
>>5152539The "Lolrus" lives on
I feel secondhand embarrassment for this retard. I can't wait for this tournament to be over.
>>5152543he's looking for his bucket ;-;
>>5152533>Crows vs Tyrannosaurus
Thank you to everyone who voted seal. I'm not sure if our porpoise friends are still here with us itt, or if they swam back home. But you guys are still in our thoughts, and I'm certain we couldn't have made it this far without you. Elephant enjoyers, get ready we'll see you in the finals.
>>5152563THE TIME HAS COME>>5152563REMOVE THE KIDDIE GLOVES>>5152563PICK UP YOUR VOTE>>5152563AND CAST IT>>5152563NOW NOW NOW
>>5152561Seals are basically water dogs. I'm thinking this is a huge win for dogs.
