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Best part of the morning is playing with my girl before work
Who else /sam/ in here?
I am overseas working, it's been two years now. I miss my dog so much. She's back home with my family, taken care of. But I think of her a lot.
Do you think I could advertise my future puppies for sale here on 4chan if I buy an ad? Is that against their terms and conditions?
>>5155206Yeah.
>>5155206Fuck off anya abuser nobody wants to deal with a dog rapist
>>5155209Yes I can advertise here if I pay, or yes it's against the terms and conditions? >>5155210Not a rapist or abuser no matter how much you cry wolf.
>>5155210THIS
>>5155213https://4chan.org/advertise outside rule 10. I don't see why not but seems like a waste of money to advertise puppies for sale on a website with worldwide reach rather than paying for a local ad.
>>5155218Awesome. I would like doing this here because I'm far more likely to find like minded people here then on fb or Craigslist. The Mexicans and normies may just keep my pups chained up all day. My philosophy on dog breeding is that is should be done for the good of the species and come out to a net loss in money.
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Are Shelties good for apartment life or are they too high energy?
>>5155127>my dog get scared when its dark nowMan. Why do dogs have to grow old?
I don't have a recording of it and I'll try to get it but here is something my two dogs do and I want to know if stopping the one dog that does it is the correct move.>dogs get far apart>one begins to stare at the other>gets in a weird crouch like he is stalking>other dog is staring back>my other dog begins to move>the dog that is in a weird crouch rushes at dog>my other dog looks like he is running for his life>my other dog catches him and grabs him by the scruff>other dog shows him his belly>but other dog drags him by his scruffI interrupted it here but it was so weird why the hell did my other dog do that to him? They're both males and neutered but it felt weird seeing it like doesn't a dog stop any sort of aggression when the other shows it's belly?
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>>5155234Had two, normally fine. They are horrible barkers though, so that is bad for apartments.
I hope everyone has a rootin tootin good day!That is all.
Every beginner dog guide I am reading is shilling labradors and retrievers. What if i want something original?
>>5156224Just pick something you find visibly appealing and/or whose characteristics you like there is no dog meta you must follow.
>>5156224>shillingThey're just reccomending them because they're a good dog who suits a lot of different lifestyles. Not everyone is out to get you schizo.
>>5156224Protip: They are everything people dont like about dogs. All water dogs and mastiffs are. They smell. They drool. Their shits are usually paste like instead or lumps of coal without a special diet because their digestive systems are too sensitive. They ear everything indiscriminately including their own shit. They bark to amuse themselves. They are clingy. They fart a lot. They are kind of dim witted but as active as a smarter dog would be because they were mostly bred for simple obedience (get the duck, come back, repeat). They rack up huge vet bills because they are prone to hip issues and cancer, and “good breeders” have no way of breeding out issues that occur after age 10-12. Just describing a lab leads all the sighthound, spitz, and german shepherd owners to say>my dog doesnt do that thoGet a pomsky or rescue greyhound or something
For me, its the Japanese Spitz
>read up dog forums>half of the posts are about dogs dying or mourning dead dogs Idk if i could survive this
>>5156306>neurotic, hysterical schizobabbleI’m sure your post sounded saner and more intelligent before you had AI translate it from hebrew to English, lol
>>5156306dogbros, why is this weird jewish guy talking about ripping open assholes while posting tanakh quotes in the dog thread?you spent too much time as an idf conscript. shoulda gone the pacifist haredim route.
Has anyone ever lived out of their car with a dog before? Any tips on how to approach it responsibly?
>>5156316Got severely btfo in the catfag spam threads and is now having a meltie in the best thread on /an/. The ironic part is that his meltie proves that 4chan is and always has been a dog website.
>>5156348May dog have mercy on his soul
Based dog makes stinky cat take a bathhttps://youtube.com/watch/iyG92x0OjT8
>>5156224i assume it's overbreeding for confo titles/to make money but bench line retriever (and spaniel) lines are rapidly deteriorating into resource guarding, reactive, cancer factory, ortho nightmares to the point where i wouldn't class them as beginner or family dogs anymoredesu i don't know WHAT i would class as reliable family dogs anymore it seems like every emotionally stable option is unhealthy as fuck
>give 9 month old puppy a bath>feel a golf ball sized, rock hard lump right below his asshole>oh no, is this a hernia??? panic>go to vet>"he's okay anon, here let me show you a diagram">"he has a disproportionately massive penis which you're feeling poke out the opposite end">"i'll give him an anal probe just to be certain :)">pay a lot of money and leaveanyway, he really likes the vet now
Do you think spaying or neutering a dog is inherently inhumane?
>>5156618Yes betraying your dogs trust and mutilating them is bad
Plump wet cookie toxo
>>5156654Mmm cookies
my dog is getting old and she has trouble laying down, pretty soon she won't be able to poop without whimpering :(
>>5156654Reminds me of that Rick and Morty episode.
Why does this dog look so funny?
>>5156775That's clearly just an Australian cat with a weird hat
>>5156778Are you sure it's not an african american dog wearing an unlucky hat?
