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There are many cat-adjacent animals like ferrets, minks or even lemurs and so on that are similar on the surface: same general size, long tails, fluffy; and while they're cute in their own way we don't care about them too much, while nothing comes close to the perfection of cats. How just one species won so hard at life?
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Toxoplasmosis.
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>>5155341
Cats are naturally very pretty plus they can be little goofballs which is endearing
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>>5155341
>have such good instincts and reflexes that intelligence doesn't matter anymore and you can just murder everything as a based retard
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>>5155341
mustelids > c*ts
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>>5155344
no
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>>5155341
They evolved to like and communicate with us.
People here like to say they are dumb, but they very skilfully adapted to live with and read humans.
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>>5155945
>t. gondi
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>>5155992
>People here like to say they are dumb
only seething dogfags maybe
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>>5155341
because cats are small-sized big cats and it's fascinating to observe them. and they are not diluted, watered-down version of their cousins. you get to witness the same software. just in smaller form.
in every nature documentaries, felines are always the highlights. it's literally cool to watch them do stuff.
and on top of all these, they happen to have the most aesthetically pleasing faces and some people mistakenly think cats developed these cute features because humans or whatever but other small wild felines all look exactly like cats. it's just cats were just born with them.
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>>5155341
The ones people didnt like died or ran away. The ones people did like stayed.

Now cats are dumb permanent teenagers basically. Pic related, adult wild cat. NuCats have shorter legs, smaller fatter bodies, smaller brains, and weaker jaws.

Many cat trannies will fire back saying some wild cat looks like a housecat but thats because human encroachment led to them hybridizing. Even the one you see here likely isn’t pure. Ancient egyptians portrayed them with stronger jawlines and more majestic cheek fur.

>>5156083
The middle animal looks nothing like the other two. Looks like two men and a very gay man on estrogen pills.
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>>5156089
Who knows what we have lost? Bastet once looked like a lion, you know. They called her the lady of dread, not the lady of… lazing around in a storage unit. Maybe the original cat had a mane-like appearance like bobcats before domestication ruined them thousands of years before modern man even got to see a REAL cat?
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>>5155344
fbpb
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>>5155341
>ferrets, minks or even lemurs
smell worse, which is saying something
Descented skunks are also cat challengers, but that whole requiring descenting part means they'll never win.
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>>5156024
And scientists.
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*purrfect
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>>5155341
Cats have evolved to become appealing to Humans.
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>>5156222
it worked hehe kitty
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My calico cat is 18. She still has a good appetite, strong/clean teeth, drinks water regularly, and meows at me affectionately or bitch at me. Still, I'm getting anxious because I know I could wake up any day and she'll be gone :(
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>>5155344
>T-there's NO WAY you can just naturally love cats, i-it MUST be that you're riddled with a brain-altering disease!
Weird dognigger cope
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>>5156260
>t. cocksoplasmosis-haver
It's like toxo, but you have dick on the brain instead of worms, faggot.
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>>5156260
I wasn't saying that fellow catfag. Of course people can love and admire the royal feline without acquiring toxo. I meant that it deepend our love for the royal feline into something more spiritual and all encompassing.
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>>5156260
stop arguing with her. she has nothing else to do in her pathetic wasted life. she lives in pic related. you'd spend all your time on your jeetdroid escaping reality if you did too.
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>>5155341
Beauty, sufficiency, ease, and good manners - what more can civilisation require? We have them all in the divine little monarch who lounges gloriously on his silken cushion before the hearth. Loveliness and joy for their own sake - pride and harmony and coördination - spirit, restfulness, and completeness - all here are present, and need but a sympathetic disillusionment for worship in full measure. What fully civilised soul but would eagerly serve as high-priest of Bast? The star of the cat, I think, is just now in the ascendant, as we emerge little by little from the dreams of ethics and democracy which clouded the nineteenth century and raised the grubbing and unlovely dog to the pinnacle of sentimental regard. Whether a renaissance of monarchy and beauty will restore our Western civilisation, or whether the forces of disintegration are already too powerful for even the fascist sentiment to check, none may yet say; but in the present moment of cynical world-unmasking between the pretence of the eighteen-hundreds and the ominous mystery of the decades ahead we have at least a flash of the old pagan perspective and the old pagan clearness and honesty.
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>>5156268
You dont see the cats in that picture?
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>>5156271
>>5156268
Toxoplasmosis victims and cat owners are twice as likely to be schizophrenic.

Exhibit A.
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Egyptians psy-opped humanity into liking cats.
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>>5156251
she looks great especialy for an old cat
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>>5155341
Just a thought: all of mankinds persistent ancestral predators were feliforms (including cave hyenas) and the primary purpose of toxoplasmosis is to make animals more attracted to cats.

Toxoplasmosis makes infected humans rate the presence of all feliforms, including hyenas, as more favorable.

Related: People from the global south also tend to rate dogs as harder to empathize with, worse smelling and uglier than people from the north, where pleistoscene wolves co-evolved with the ancestors of all asians and europeans.
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>>5156282
>shit I made up
Who’s schizophrenic again?
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>>5156296
>just a thought: I’m retarded
Nobody cares lol
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>>5156296
Don’t look, jeetbro
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>>5156304
Most animals in india are ferals from the vulture crisis. There’s no real civilization or pet ownership down there. It’s like asking if cats own their pet mice… no, they don’t. They just live near them and use them whenever they want to.

Why are so so obsessed with a 75 IQ shithole full of demon worshiping perverts anyways?
Do you maybe feel some kinship, a strange attraction? To a continent of your fellow insane retards?
https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/38041862/
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>>5155341
Is that you or Toxoplasma in your brain who typed this post ?
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Cats are cowardly, they refuse to hunt large rats and only focus on small ones and mice.
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>>5156310
>why are so so obsessed
SAAAR DO NOT REDEEM THE CAT
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>>5156313
See>>5156260
Dogfuckers think that eating shit is natural, so it’s no wonder that they think a parasite you get from eating shit would be common
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>>5156323
Nothing you posted makes any rational sense or has anything to do with the present moment. You sound like someone who has arguments inside their head and eventually gets angry enough to blurt out random shit.

AKA a schizophrenic.
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test
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>>5156325
‘Em status:
[X] Spotted
[X] Gotted

>>5156326
lol banned already?
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>>5156325
Typical dogtranny reply lol
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I love dogs but I fucking despise their owners. This board has shown me that they are the whiniest, most insecure faggots on the planet. They literally cannot handle people liking other animals, especially cats. So they schizophrenically believe it must be some outside force controlling everyone who disagrees with them. Utterly pathetic
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>>5156338
toxoplasma shut the FUCK up
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>>5156338
>>5156337
Meds
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>>5156341
>>5156343
Thanks for proving my point. Get over yourselves schizophrenic faggots.
I own a dog by the way. Pomeranian. Go ahead and seethe that I’m lying
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>>5155341
Dogs are christlike
Cats are jewlike

Average dog:
>I am the way, the light, the truth. No one comes to my owner but through me. Whoever hath the dog hath the owner also, but whoever hath not the dog will be shut out of the owners home forever.
Average cat:
>The 198th meowtzvah is that we are commanded to charge pettings to a non-Owner and only then lend him peace, in order that we not assist him nor give him rest. Rather we should cause him loss, even with the kind of pettings that we are forbidden from taking from the Owner.
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>>5156352
>crazy faggot
>owns a pomeranian
Many such cases
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>>5156353
Average pet skunk
>ALLAHU ACKBAR *farts*
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>>5156354
>oh you don’t schizophrenically hate other animals like me? YOU’RE CRAZY
Point proven once again. Whiny faggot
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>>5156352
Based dogchad
>>5156354
Cringe dogtranny
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>>5156353
>>meowtzvah
fucking lol
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>>5156354
>shitting on pompoms
kill yourself
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>>5156356
>>5156357
>trannies trannies trannies every shitpost is the end of the world someone said cats are dumb and belong indoors the world is ending aaaaaaaa trannies
Calm down /pol/yp
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>>5156360
>schizophrenic ramblings
Yup that’s a faggot melty lol
Concession accepted
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Can’t we all just get along. We all love our /an/imals and need to protect them from brown and Asian people
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>>5156361
Copying your bully already? I’m proud of you, son.
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>>5156365
>still seeing things
Poor schizo…
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>>5156360
Dis nigga forgot which cat thread he was in
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They learn to go “no u” so fast :’)
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>>5155344
Fippy Bippy

>>5156296
Trvth nvke!
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>started vagueposting
kek now that’s a seething schizo. Have fun crying about people liking animals I guess ;)
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>>5156371
Why is the anti cat schizo samefagging already?
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>>5156364
It would be ideal. But you have schizophrenic (and probably brown) people who post shit like >>5156310
>>5156313
Completely unironically and ensure everything remains a flame war because they are insecure faggots. Watch them reply to this post still seething
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>>5155344
Based
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>>5156377
Toxoplasmosis fo sho
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>>5156378
>>5156379
Seething and samefagging already, brownie?
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/pol/yp confirmed
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>n-no stop pointing out my rampant samefagging
>p-pol
Anti cat schizo truly never learns
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>>5156377
>people post one word bait
>i fall for it and go on paranoid racist rants
>its their fault!
Toxoplasmosis
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>>5156384
>s-stop being racist
kek did i hit a nerve, brownie?
samefagging this desperately is kinda weird
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Toxoplasmosis
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>no retort
>goes back to vagueposting
They fold so easily…
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>>5156389
Based
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>>5156338
Based af
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this thread smells like designated shitting box
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>>5156395
Samefag
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>>5156389
>>5156393
>>5156396
>loses argument
>vague posts and samefags to cope
>calls me the samefag
Mindbroken
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>>5156396
>>5156399
designated shitting thread
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>>5156397
Cope samefagging nigga
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>3 malding (you)s in less than 2 minutes
Jackpot! 2ez

PS: Toxoplasmosis
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>admitted to replying to himself
>i-i win
Ain’t no way this guy is real
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crazy cat meltie kek nice job
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And there he goes again kek. Anti cat schizo is really losing it today
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>>5156403
>prompts 3 seething posts in an instant
Absolute god

Let me try

Dogs eat cats
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What causes someone to reply to himself over and over again?
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>>5156409
when you’re autistic enough nobody wants to talk to you but yourself

he’s been at this for years
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>>5156409
Calm down
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>>5156410
you sound mad and schizo desu
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This is all just cat people trolling each other. /dog/ is the least active thread on /an/ because dogfags dont have time to tally up (you)s.

Pic related, what the actual dogchads are up to rn
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>>5156419
Dogs can’t use guns. They don’t have thumbs
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>>5156251
nah, if she's eating and drinking regularly she's almost certainly not going to just go
once they get that old they can sense when its their time and then they stop eating
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>>5156353
4chan has been a cat website longer than you've been alive little zoomzoom
lurk maor
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>>5156457
“Cat website” 4chan was just /b/ spamming child porn. Cat posting was code. Caturday died off because most of the posters were arrested.

No wonder moot was friends with epstein.
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>>5156460
>most posters were arrested
>he doesn’t know
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>>5156460
So that's why catschizo would constantly spam /an/ with csam. It all makes sense now..
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>>5156494
>anti cat schizophrenic is making up cope again
Sad, lonely, and brown. Poor autist lol
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>>5156499
>t. newfag
Keep lurking for a few more years, lil bro.
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>>5156500
>n-no you!
Poor, miserable, AND a tourist. lol lmao
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>>5156494
I remember too. He wiped the whole fucking board. The gay black furry pedo zoophile running his spam service, otherwise interested in ruining 4chan, got mad because he exhausted all of the proxies.
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any of you guys ever pet a cat?
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>>5156503
I wonder why catschizo is having a meltdown this time around. Is it because cats got absolutely btfo by caniforms in the voting thread recently?
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>>5156503
>>5156510
>everyone who doesn’t despise cats must be my boogieman!
>im gonna reply to myself to prove it
Poor lonely autist
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>>5156542
>an entire thread about 1 guy
I visit this board once every 6 months, had an epiphany yesterday about how nasty dogs really are (this hippie bitch came into a small grocery store with two dogs on long leashes and they were determined to lick everyone at least once), made a post in /dog/, got my post deleted, a warning and two anons calling me the infamous cat schizo.

You guys have an issue, either get over this thing or realize your entire board are cat schizos, which to me sounds pretty good.
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>>5156547
>This makes the anti cat schizo newfag froth with rage
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>>5156544
>act like retarded schizo the very day he comes back
>get banned
Dont forget to grab a cool arctic fox avatar from letodoesart next time
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>>5156251
My childhood cat made it to 23 with no apparent health issues and just died in her sleep one night with no warning. I always felt like that experience gave me the completely wrong impression of what it's like when a cat starts to go because none of my other cats ever lived nearly as long or went out as peacefully as she did.
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>>5156544
If you post even the most mild criticism of cats on any thread in /an/ there's catschizo handing out a (you) and seething about dogredditor. You are a new newfag or willingly blind if you haven't noticed this.
Sorry your retarded post got btfo.
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Catschizo is anticatschizo. It’s all one retard replying to himself and talking about himself. He slipped past his rangeban yesterday.
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>>5156599
>posts cat gore
>tells people that he murders and tortures cats he finds
>TOXOTOXOTOXOTOXO x10000

>”hehe it’s just criticism why are you so mad?”
Kill yourself mentally ill freak
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I feel like possibly the most important factor is how cats evolved grooming others as a show of dominance so they tolerate/enjoy being pet by us giant monkeys that evolved grooming things as a show of affection. It's just a very convenient compatibility between social behavior. You can't really pet most other animals like you can pet a cat.
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>>5156616
Prove it. Post a link to the archives where that happened.
Ill do the same later today.
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>>5156597
i love this gif so much
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>>5155341
>be cat
>NONONO NONONO NOOOOOOOOOOO HISSSSSSSSSSSS
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>>5156664
https://archived.moe/an/thread/5136124/#5136252
Faggot, next cope.
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>>5156678
>croc takes out a lion cub
Fucking lol you're the biggest bitch on /an/.
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>>5156682
>d-doesnt count
Typical bitch response. Concession accepted autistic faggot lol
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>>5156678
why are you using .moe when desuarchive exists?
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>>5156689
He's a newfag thats still crying over a nature post made months ago. It's sad.
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>>5156687
>projection off the charts
Not quite as funny as the old catschizo but you're pretty close. Keep it up champ.
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>>5156689
>>5156696
>give me an example
>ok here’s an example
>NONONONONONONO
Goalpost is supposed to stay in one spot, bitch boy
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>>5156698
>n-no you
Firmly grasp the L lil autist ;)
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>>5156699
>why yes, I am schizo and think it's all one poster.
Bird and reptilefags post cat gore on /an/, newfag.
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>>5156706
Goalpost is in another country at this point lmao. This is pathetic
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>>5156701
You need to work on your context skills, btw. The conversation was obviously about house cats. Ill forgive you for your extreme stupidity for not understanding that. :)
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>newfag autist goes on /an/
>sees a photo of nature
>has months long meltdown
Many such cases. Kek
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>>5156708
>the conversation was obviously around what I say it was to fit my narrative
Cope seethe dilate, etc poor little autist
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>>5156712
>autist has no comprehension or cintext skills
>cries about it
KEK.
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>starts vagueposting
jej. Utterly mindbroken probably was the one who posted it and is still seething
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>>5156716
>N-NOOO YOUUUUU
Uh oh seethy melty!
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>>5156718
>>5156717
Beautiful projection, lil bro. Thank you so much. :)
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>>5156723
>NOOO YOUUUU
Ran out of arguments, now is just having a forever melty. Poor autist!
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>>5156353
so what, they're both jews?
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Catschizo sees absolutely no difference between lions and house cats.
Toxo confirmed. KEK
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>anti-cat schizo puts himself when he loses an argument
KEKYPOW!!! Melty time!
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>>5156728
I accept your concession. Thank you.
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>i-i win
Sure ya do buddy, whatever helps you sleep at nights ;) *patpat*
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>>5155341
cats are trash, they're just furniture that bite and shit in a box. every catfag has a box full of shit and piss in their housethat they need to scoop as part of the humiliation ritual that is cat ownership. their homes always smell awful.
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>>5156738
Nobody asked, dog redditor
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>>5156743
>dog redditor
take your meds catschizo
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>>5156745
This.
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>>5156738
Is that why they are so incredibly desperate to conflate house cats with lions and tigers, or is that just the toxo speaking?
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Cats won
The anti cat schizo lost
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>>5156727
this
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>>5156727
>>5156745
>>5156747
>>5156800
>>5156749
>>5156800
Samefaggot
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>>5156805
>Catschizo lives up to her name: the post
Leaky meltie confirmed.
Catschizo btfo confirmed.
BirdGOD and reptileCHAD victory confirmed.
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>>5155344
/thread
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Catschizo confirmed giga faggot. >>5136235 was posted right before croc killing lion cub image.

Toxoplasmosis confirmed.
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>>5155341
People don't think much about it, but a major reason why cats became pets is because they're so clean and don't smell. Cat urine smells but cats themselves don't because they spend half the day grooming themselves. Bury a nose in your cat and it doesn't smell at all or has a neutral fur smell. Most animals reek naturally for various reasons, even when they're clean, and they don't spend half the time to get clean that cats do. If you have a pet ferret or whatever, YOU have to wash it or it'll get nasty as fuck because it doesn't care.
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>>5156888
Most of them don't smell, but they are still quite dirty like most pets.
I went over to someone's house and their cat stunk of shit. Not a subtle odor. Straight up dookie smacking your nose kinda stink.
My guess is they enjoyed laying around in their litterbox or something like that.
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how did you faggot retards manage to turn a thread about cats into this gay crybaby shit-flinging? kys. every last one of you.
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>>5156893
because umpteenth pointless thread about cats is nothing but shit to fling
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>>5156893
Catschizo is having a very leaky meltie after posting a picture of a cat killing an alligator/croc and then someone responded by posting a pic of an alligator/croc killing a lion cub(house cat according to catschizo) months ago. Now the entire board is the anticatschizo out to get her and the only thing to do is flood the board with pointless cat threads.
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>>5156893
dogfags are extremely butthurt and retarded, please understand
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>>5155341
Cats are one of the most powerful fetish (not in the psychological sense, but in the anthropological sense, like a totem or a relic) a man can ask for.
> synchronized to our death drive and life drive
Cats represents both the natural strength of a loner survivalist and the social will to conquer land by multiplying through it.
> Most successful mesopredator in history
Shit's easy for most canines. Pretty much everything the same size of a cat can and will sometimes kill them, and the same isn't true for the cats, it would take an incredibly weak dog to get sent to the morgue by a cat, the opposite can happen if the dog gets too enthusiastic with play. And yet. cats survive and spread.
> Epitomize values of providers of safety, comfort and material needs.
You do things for your cats. Your cat doesn't guard your house, doesn't provide comfort unless its first provided to it, and they might sometimes bring you some dead squirrel as a thank you, but most often, you spend on them. Owning a cat projects that, at least in principle, you are capable of accepting duties which rewards you rather poorly in material equivalent exchange.
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>>5156251
She looks incredibly good for 18, if she is still active, I wouldn't worry too much. A decline can last 3-6 months, and it's pretty visible, their fur goes very rough.
The big sign is weakness in the back limbs, loss of appetite, starting to change their habits in hiding spots.
I wish you at least another decade with her.
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>>5157258
>fetish (not in the psychological sense,
yeah sure bro
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>>5155341
reminds me of mine
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TTgxWlKeEYo
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>>5156738
projecting dogtard typed this right after he scooped dogshit in public and carried it in a bag
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>>5157321
I never scoop. have fun shoveling turds out of your sandbox toxofag
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>>5157322
>I never scoop
this is why everyone hates filthy dogniggers outside of your schizo bubble. and why i follow you home to dump your dogshit on your doormat
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>>5157325
>why i follow you home to dump your dogshit on your doormat
lol I'm sure you do mr internet toughguy
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>>5157325
lol
You just admitted to being a literal turd burglar. You burgle turds. lmao
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>get utterly btfo in thread
>spam cat threads
That is what losing looks like.
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>Shitposts in /dog/ get deleted
>None of the "toxoplasmosis" shitposts ITT are deleted
Mod confirmed for being a dogredditor newfag
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>croc getting brutally killed by cat remains up for months and is still in the thread
>lion cub getting brutally killed by croc in same thread is instantly deleted
Mods must be catschizo toxo newfags

>>5157705
Zoophile content in /dog/ should get deleted. Very telling you are so upset that it did.
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>The anti cat schizo is having yet another meltdown
Unbelievably pathetic
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>>5157722
>seething so badly doesn't reply
>can't respond to facts and logic
>confirmed zoophile
Another huge loss for the catschizo. More toxo thread spam incoming! KEK
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>catschizo runs away again
very cat like kek
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>>5157724
>>5157887
>more schizophrenic seethe when no one is giving him attention
Kekypow, anti-cat tranny never learns
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>>5157325
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>>5156251
Cute old lady!
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>>5158015
Appreciate you proving my posts correct. Ha. Ha. Thanks. :)
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>p-please pay attention to me I have nothing else going on in my life
Ya I know, you don’t need to spell it out for me, schizo
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>>5158195
>yet another concession
>more non-reply meltie posts
catschizo cannot stop losing! ha ha ha lmao
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>>5155341
Domestication.
Water remolds itself to match the bowl's shape.
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Toxoplasmosis patient general?
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>>5158631
Is that a rhetorical question?
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>>5158631
Yes.
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Everyone who posts the t word should be lined up against a wall. Real schizos are cool. Parroting pseudo-science and other gnostic nonsense heard online is just unadulterated idiocy
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>>5156364
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>>5159596
Real science Is now pseudo-science, so sayeth Toxo Gandi
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>>5159596
>the uninfected know
>shut it down
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>>5155341
My cat is in her travel mode position and is ready to be packaged and shipped out.
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>>5155341
You just have toxoplasmosis
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>>5160939
>spam 50 cat threads
>jannies do nothing
>ruin /an/
>cry to the jannies because they wont delete 3 threads about true and real toxo facts
>spam more cat threads
>spam more lizard and bird gore
Im confused, toxoredditor. When do you profit?
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Cats won
The anti cat schizo lost
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>>5160972
See
>>5160939

MODS = GODS
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https://neurosciencenews.com/bartonella-psychosis-genetics-26267/
Much like how exposure to canine distemper is (scientifically, "may be") associated with MS due to subclinical effects, being scratched by a cat is ("may be") associated with going insane

it might not be toxoplasmosis after all, but owning a cat can still drive you insane
just pray you get to hallucinate demon squids so you can become a successful author by journaling your schizophrenic episodes and disturbing dreams
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>>5160996
Huh... Looks like cats lost again.
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Gosh. I didn't know a simple joke would've exploded into a full out flame war. I'm sorry I posted >>5155344, guys. Honestly, I don't really care for cats much but I didn't think I would cause this much fannyflustering with that. Is this a common theme in cat threads? Dog lovers come to flame you guys? That seems hardly fair. You do you, catbros.
Anyway, regardless of my preference for noncats, >>5155341 would still get pets if it's not insistent about it. Sadly, most cats demand my constant attention. That's part of why I don't like them much.
Even cats that supposedly "don't like people" always want my attention and pettings. I'm told it's specifically because I don't actively seek it out so they feel safe approaching me.

Can we all agree that snake people are the bad guys?
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>>5161034
>snake people are the bad guys
https://www.youtube.com/watch?t=86&v=xiYzZz9_X6s
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>>5161034
Toxo is a catfag's greatest strength and weakness. Don't feel bad about it. They post enough reptile and bird gore to deserve every bit of the "trolling" which is just pointing out a few basic facts about why cats are not so good for the environment or unborn babies.
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>>5161034
Edit: this blew up!
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Cats won. The anti cat schizo lost.
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>catschizo lost so badly she devolved into a broken recordplayer npc
Legitimately sad to see.
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>>5156419
I’ve seen you on /AR/ and your rifle and camo are mid. Nice dogs though
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>>5161162
I can't believe he hung out with epstein
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>>5161282
toxo
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>>5161296
This
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>>5161296
>>5161298
Pathetic ACS samefag
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>>5161304
there are many people that hate you catschizo. why do you have so much trouble understanding that? is it because of your mental illness, or because of the toxo?
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>>5161310
Its cute seeing him crawling onto other boards and immediately getting banned and post-wiped
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>>5161310
>>5161372
All the poor little toxo has left is cope. Please don't take that away from her! She may start spamming the entire catalog with csam again.
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>>5161310
>>5161372
>>5161408
>samefag having a melty
sad
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>>5161408
see what i mean? lmfao
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>>5160996
anyone who hasnt succumbed to catfaggotry already knew this
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>>5161456
Toxoplasmosis is my good friend. The powers it has given me are beyond your wildest imagination. Constantly hearing my friend slandered and ridiculed by you stupid evil dogredditor is infuriating!
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>>5161585
Who are you mysterious night time cat poster
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They're just really nice to look at, make cute noises and aren't much maintenance. Little fellas are just very content with life.
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>>5155341
They managed to domesticate humans.
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Cats won
ACS lost
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>>5161847
there is no acs, just you screaming into the void and tilting at windmills. go see a doctor catschizo.
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>>5161849
This
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dogsisters, turns out mental illness is already a preexisting condition for getting a dog in the first place. is it over for us?
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>>5161168
>she
troon or actual she?
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>>5155341
cats carry themselves with dignity & fear embarassment.
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>>5162046
whatever you do dont look up the link between cat ownership and schizophrenia
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>>5161849
>>5161963
Samefagging ACS
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>>5162104
nope. you lose again catschizo, but I'd imagine you're used to losing since you've been doing it your whole life.
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>>5162046
Why do you think this has to do with dogs? It has more to do with indians
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>>5162105
Oh newfag ACS you do a terrible job of hiding your samefagging
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>>5162256
>Losing

>>5162105
>Winning.
Catschizo is such a funny and pitiful little thing. Notice how there was a turning point in the argument and she's just spamming the thread with same cope post now? Catschizo got completely buckbroken.. I mean dogbroken lmao
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>>5159596
>Parroting pseudo-science and other gnostic nonsense heard online is just unadulterated idiocy
...what do parasites have to do with Christian heresies?
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>everyone who disagrees with me is le cat schizo
What causes this mental illness?
Inb4 he calls me catschizo
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>>5162312
It’s funny seeing you so mad and desperate for a win, lil autist. How many times an hour do you check this thread lol
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>>5162889
The mere fact that cats have been loved on 4chan since it's founding and on the internet as a whole makes him seethe uncontrollably
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Toxo meltie: the thread.
Catschizo cannot stop losing. Ha ha ha
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>>5163168
Soul
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No imagr manipulation here
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>>5163422
Cute elf
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>>5156364
particular the Asians
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>>5163422
Big ass ears
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>be me
>go to zoo
>squint at tiger
>he squint back
mfw
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>>5164327
The pussy whisperer
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>>5156338
they can't bully or intimidate people online like they do irl so all they can do is harass
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>>5164357
Cat people can't seem to bully/harass people irl or online but they try to do both(and lose constantly) kek
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>>5164393
TRVKE
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I thought myself impervious to tranimals, specifically catslop, but having one in my lap, it's a perfect gaming, coding companion
adorable, lovely two-month kitten

toxoplasmosis is insanely creepy, though
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>>5164721
i have never once heard of anyone getting toxoplasmosis in real life. this is just something spammed by an incel
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>>5161690
black cats creep me out because they look like they have faces because there is no contrast between their noses and hair
mackerel tabby supremacy
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>>5164392
>>5162984
>>5162312
why do the pedophile zoosadist jannies on here let this guy shit up every thread about cats but they ban anyone for pointing out that dogs are eco destroyers who need culled?

it's fucking bullshit.
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>>5164936
maybe its because you're a cat schizo and dogs are based? just guessin lady
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>>5164936
See
>>5164760

Also cry harder schizo lmao
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>ACS was banned mid last week and is back to let cats live rent free in its head again ITT
Lmao what a subhuman
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>>5164739
sounds like something someone with toxoplasmosis would say
also, my post saying this exact thing got deleted - probably reported by parasite brain-controlled anons
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>>5165001
Nice schizo theory. Lmao.
Care to explain why the lion thread has that picture of the cat brutally killing a gator still up but the one of the gator eating a cat got deleted immediately?

>>5164936
Nice projection. :)



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