There are many cat-adjacent animals like ferrets, minks or even lemurs and so on that are similar on the surface: same general size, long tails, fluffy; and while they're cute in their own way we don't care about them too much, while nothing comes close to the perfection of cats. How just one species won so hard at life?
Toxoplasmosis.
>>5155341Cats are naturally very pretty plus they can be little goofballs which is endearing
>>5155341>have such good instincts and reflexes that intelligence doesn't matter anymore and you can just murder everything as a based retard
>>5155341mustelids > c*ts
>>5155344no
>>5155341They evolved to like and communicate with us.People here like to say they are dumb, but they very skilfully adapted to live with and read humans.
>>5155945>t. gondi
>>5155992>People here like to say they are dumbonly seething dogfags maybe
>>5155341because cats are small-sized big cats and it's fascinating to observe them. and they are not diluted, watered-down version of their cousins. you get to witness the same software. just in smaller form.in every nature documentaries, felines are always the highlights. it's literally cool to watch them do stuff.and on top of all these, they happen to have the most aesthetically pleasing faces and some people mistakenly think cats developed these cute features because humans or whatever but other small wild felines all look exactly like cats. it's just cats were just born with them.
>>5155341The ones people didnt like died or ran away. The ones people did like stayed. Now cats are dumb permanent teenagers basically. Pic related, adult wild cat. NuCats have shorter legs, smaller fatter bodies, smaller brains, and weaker jaws. Many cat trannies will fire back saying some wild cat looks like a housecat but thats because human encroachment led to them hybridizing. Even the one you see here likely isn’t pure. Ancient egyptians portrayed them with stronger jawlines and more majestic cheek fur. >>5156083The middle animal looks nothing like the other two. Looks like two men and a very gay man on estrogen pills.
>>5156089Who knows what we have lost? Bastet once looked like a lion, you know. They called her the lady of dread, not the lady of… lazing around in a storage unit. Maybe the original cat had a mane-like appearance like bobcats before domestication ruined them thousands of years before modern man even got to see a REAL cat?
>>5155344fbpb
>>5155341>ferrets, minks or even lemurssmell worse, which is saying somethingDescented skunks are also cat challengers, but that whole requiring descenting part means they'll never win.
>>5156024And scientists.
*purrfect
>>5155341Cats have evolved to become appealing to Humans.
>>5156222it worked hehe kitty
My calico cat is 18. She still has a good appetite, strong/clean teeth, drinks water regularly, and meows at me affectionately or bitch at me. Still, I'm getting anxious because I know I could wake up any day and she'll be gone :(
>>5155344>T-there's NO WAY you can just naturally love cats, i-it MUST be that you're riddled with a brain-altering disease!Weird dognigger cope
>>5156260>t. cocksoplasmosis-haverIt's like toxo, but you have dick on the brain instead of worms, faggot.
>>5156260I wasn't saying that fellow catfag. Of course people can love and admire the royal feline without acquiring toxo. I meant that it deepend our love for the royal feline into something more spiritual and all encompassing.
>>5156260stop arguing with her. she has nothing else to do in her pathetic wasted life. she lives in pic related. you'd spend all your time on your jeetdroid escaping reality if you did too.
>>5155341Beauty, sufficiency, ease, and good manners - what more can civilisation require? We have them all in the divine little monarch who lounges gloriously on his silken cushion before the hearth. Loveliness and joy for their own sake - pride and harmony and coördination - spirit, restfulness, and completeness - all here are present, and need but a sympathetic disillusionment for worship in full measure. What fully civilised soul but would eagerly serve as high-priest of Bast? The star of the cat, I think, is just now in the ascendant, as we emerge little by little from the dreams of ethics and democracy which clouded the nineteenth century and raised the grubbing and unlovely dog to the pinnacle of sentimental regard. Whether a renaissance of monarchy and beauty will restore our Western civilisation, or whether the forces of disintegration are already too powerful for even the fascist sentiment to check, none may yet say; but in the present moment of cynical world-unmasking between the pretence of the eighteen-hundreds and the ominous mystery of the decades ahead we have at least a flash of the old pagan perspective and the old pagan clearness and honesty.
>>5156268You dont see the cats in that picture?
>>5156271>>5156268Toxoplasmosis victims and cat owners are twice as likely to be schizophrenic. Exhibit A.
Egyptians psy-opped humanity into liking cats.
>>5156251she looks great especialy for an old cat
>>5155341Just a thought: all of mankinds persistent ancestral predators were feliforms (including cave hyenas) and the primary purpose of toxoplasmosis is to make animals more attracted to cats. Toxoplasmosis makes infected humans rate the presence of all feliforms, including hyenas, as more favorable. Related: People from the global south also tend to rate dogs as harder to empathize with, worse smelling and uglier than people from the north, where pleistoscene wolves co-evolved with the ancestors of all asians and europeans.
>>5156282>shit I made up Who’s schizophrenic again?
>>5156296>just a thought: I’m retardedNobody cares lol
>>5156296Don’t look, jeetbro
>>5156304Most animals in india are ferals from the vulture crisis. There’s no real civilization or pet ownership down there. It’s like asking if cats own their pet mice… no, they don’t. They just live near them and use them whenever they want to. Why are so so obsessed with a 75 IQ shithole full of demon worshiping perverts anyways?Do you maybe feel some kinship, a strange attraction? To a continent of your fellow insane retards?https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/38041862/
>>5155341Is that you or Toxoplasma in your brain who typed this post ?
Cats are cowardly, they refuse to hunt large rats and only focus on small ones and mice.
>>5156310>why are so so obsessedSAAAR DO NOT REDEEM THE CAT
>>5156313See>>5156260Dogfuckers think that eating shit is natural, so it’s no wonder that they think a parasite you get from eating shit would be common
>>5156323Nothing you posted makes any rational sense or has anything to do with the present moment. You sound like someone who has arguments inside their head and eventually gets angry enough to blurt out random shit. AKA a schizophrenic.
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>>5156325‘Em status:[X] Spotted[X] Gotted>>5156326lol banned already?
>>5156325Typical dogtranny reply lol
I love dogs but I fucking despise their owners. This board has shown me that they are the whiniest, most insecure faggots on the planet. They literally cannot handle people liking other animals, especially cats. So they schizophrenically believe it must be some outside force controlling everyone who disagrees with them. Utterly pathetic
>>5156338toxoplasma shut the FUCK up
>>5156338>>5156337Meds
>>5156341>>5156343Thanks for proving my point. Get over yourselves schizophrenic faggots.I own a dog by the way. Pomeranian. Go ahead and seethe that I’m lying
>>5155341Dogs are christlikeCats are jewlikeAverage dog:>I am the way, the light, the truth. No one comes to my owner but through me. Whoever hath the dog hath the owner also, but whoever hath not the dog will be shut out of the owners home forever. Average cat:>The 198th meowtzvah is that we are commanded to charge pettings to a non-Owner and only then lend him peace, in order that we not assist him nor give him rest. Rather we should cause him loss, even with the kind of pettings that we are forbidden from taking from the Owner.
>>5156352>crazy faggot>owns a pomeranianMany such cases
>>5156353Average pet skunk>ALLAHU ACKBAR *farts*
>>5156354>oh you don’t schizophrenically hate other animals like me? YOU’RE CRAZYPoint proven once again. Whiny faggot
>>5156352Based dogchad>>5156354Cringe dogtranny
>>5156353>>meowtzvahfucking lol
>>5156354>shitting on pompoms kill yourself
>>5156356>>5156357>trannies trannies trannies every shitpost is the end of the world someone said cats are dumb and belong indoors the world is ending aaaaaaaa tranniesCalm down /pol/yp
>>5156360>schizophrenic ramblingsYup that’s a faggot melty lolConcession accepted
Can’t we all just get along. We all love our /an/imals and need to protect them from brown and Asian people
>>5156361Copying your bully already? I’m proud of you, son.
>>5156365>still seeing things Poor schizo…
>>5156360Dis nigga forgot which cat thread he was in
They learn to go “no u” so fast :’)
>>5155344Fippy Bippy>>5156296Trvth nvke!
>started vaguepostingkek now that’s a seething schizo. Have fun crying about people liking animals I guess ;)
>>5156371Why is the anti cat schizo samefagging already?
>>5156364It would be ideal. But you have schizophrenic (and probably brown) people who post shit like >>5156310>>5156313Completely unironically and ensure everything remains a flame war because they are insecure faggots. Watch them reply to this post still seething
>>5155344Based
>>5156377Toxoplasmosis fo sho
>>5156378>>5156379Seething and samefagging already, brownie?
/pol/yp confirmed
>n-no stop pointing out my rampant samefagging>p-polAnti cat schizo truly never learns
>>5156377>people post one word bait>i fall for it and go on paranoid racist rants>its their fault!Toxoplasmosis
>>5156384>s-stop being racistkek did i hit a nerve, brownie? samefagging this desperately is kinda weird
Toxoplasmosis
>no retort>goes back to vagueposting They fold so easily…
>>5156389Based
>>5156338Based af
this thread smells like designated shitting box
>>5156395Samefag
>>5156389>>5156393>>5156396>loses argument >vague posts and samefags to cope >calls me the samefag Mindbroken
>>5156396>>5156399designated shitting thread
>>5156397Cope samefagging nigga
>3 malding (you)s in less than 2 minutesJackpot! 2ezPS: Toxoplasmosis
>admitted to replying to himself >i-i win Ain’t no way this guy is real
crazy cat meltie kek nice job
And there he goes again kek. Anti cat schizo is really losing it today
>>5156403>prompts 3 seething posts in an instantAbsolute godLet me tryDogs eat cats
What causes someone to reply to himself over and over again?
>>5156409when you’re autistic enough nobody wants to talk to you but yourselfhe’s been at this for years
>>5156409Calm down
>>5156410you sound mad and schizo desu
This is all just cat people trolling each other. /dog/ is the least active thread on /an/ because dogfags dont have time to tally up (you)s.Pic related, what the actual dogchads are up to rn
>>5156419Dogs can’t use guns. They don’t have thumbs
>>5156251nah, if she's eating and drinking regularly she's almost certainly not going to just goonce they get that old they can sense when its their time and then they stop eating
>>51563534chan has been a cat website longer than you've been alive little zoomzoomlurk maor
>>5156457“Cat website” 4chan was just /b/ spamming child porn. Cat posting was code. Caturday died off because most of the posters were arrested.No wonder moot was friends with epstein.
>>5156460>most posters were arrested >he doesn’t know
>>5156460So that's why catschizo would constantly spam /an/ with csam. It all makes sense now..
>>5156494>anti cat schizophrenic is making up cope again Sad, lonely, and brown. Poor autist lol
>>5156499>t. newfagKeep lurking for a few more years, lil bro.
>>5156500>n-no you!Poor, miserable, AND a tourist. lol lmao
>>5156494I remember too. He wiped the whole fucking board. The gay black furry pedo zoophile running his spam service, otherwise interested in ruining 4chan, got mad because he exhausted all of the proxies.
any of you guys ever pet a cat?
>>5156503I wonder why catschizo is having a meltdown this time around. Is it because cats got absolutely btfo by caniforms in the voting thread recently?
>>5156503>>5156510>everyone who doesn’t despise cats must be my boogieman!>im gonna reply to myself to prove itPoor lonely autist
>>5156542>an entire thread about 1 guyI visit this board once every 6 months, had an epiphany yesterday about how nasty dogs really are (this hippie bitch came into a small grocery store with two dogs on long leashes and they were determined to lick everyone at least once), made a post in /dog/, got my post deleted, a warning and two anons calling me the infamous cat schizo.You guys have an issue, either get over this thing or realize your entire board are cat schizos, which to me sounds pretty good.
>>5156547>This makes the anti cat schizo newfag froth with rage
>>5156544>act like retarded schizo the very day he comes back>get bannedDont forget to grab a cool arctic fox avatar from letodoesart next time
>>5156251My childhood cat made it to 23 with no apparent health issues and just died in her sleep one night with no warning. I always felt like that experience gave me the completely wrong impression of what it's like when a cat starts to go because none of my other cats ever lived nearly as long or went out as peacefully as she did.
>>5156544If you post even the most mild criticism of cats on any thread in /an/ there's catschizo handing out a (you) and seething about dogredditor. You are a new newfag or willingly blind if you haven't noticed this. Sorry your retarded post got btfo.
Catschizo is anticatschizo. It’s all one retard replying to himself and talking about himself. He slipped past his rangeban yesterday.
>>5156599>posts cat gore>tells people that he murders and tortures cats he finds>TOXOTOXOTOXOTOXO x10000>”hehe it’s just criticism why are you so mad?”Kill yourself mentally ill freak
I feel like possibly the most important factor is how cats evolved grooming others as a show of dominance so they tolerate/enjoy being pet by us giant monkeys that evolved grooming things as a show of affection. It's just a very convenient compatibility between social behavior. You can't really pet most other animals like you can pet a cat.
>>5156616Prove it. Post a link to the archives where that happened.Ill do the same later today.
>>5156597i love this gif so much
>>5155341>be cat>NONONO NONONO NOOOOOOOOOOO HISSSSSSSSSSSS
>>5156664https://archived.moe/an/thread/5136124/#5136252Faggot, next cope.
>>5156678>croc takes out a lion cubFucking lol you're the biggest bitch on /an/.
>>5156682>d-doesnt count Typical bitch response. Concession accepted autistic faggot lol
>>5156678why are you using .moe when desuarchive exists?
>>5156689He's a newfag thats still crying over a nature post made months ago. It's sad.
>>5156687>projection off the chartsNot quite as funny as the old catschizo but you're pretty close. Keep it up champ.
>>5156689>>5156696>give me an example >ok here’s an example >NONONONONONONO Goalpost is supposed to stay in one spot, bitch boy
>>5156698>n-no youFirmly grasp the L lil autist ;)
>>5156699>why yes, I am schizo and think it's all one poster.Bird and reptilefags post cat gore on /an/, newfag.
>>5156706Goalpost is in another country at this point lmao. This is pathetic
>>5156701You need to work on your context skills, btw. The conversation was obviously about house cats. Ill forgive you for your extreme stupidity for not understanding that. :)
>newfag autist goes on /an/>sees a photo of nature>has months long meltdownMany such cases. Kek
>>5156708>the conversation was obviously around what I say it was to fit my narrativeCope seethe dilate, etc poor little autist
>>5156712>autist has no comprehension or cintext skills>cries about itKEK.
>starts vaguepostingjej. Utterly mindbroken probably was the one who posted it and is still seething
>>5156716>N-NOOO YOUUUUUUh oh seethy melty!
>>5156718>>5156717Beautiful projection, lil bro. Thank you so much. :)
>>5156723>NOOO YOUUUURan out of arguments, now is just having a forever melty. Poor autist!
>>5156353so what, they're both jews?
Catschizo sees absolutely no difference between lions and house cats. Toxo confirmed. KEK
>anti-cat schizo puts himself when he loses an argument KEKYPOW!!! Melty time!
>>5156728I accept your concession. Thank you.
>i-i winSure ya do buddy, whatever helps you sleep at nights ;) *patpat*
>>5155341cats are trash, they're just furniture that bite and shit in a box. every catfag has a box full of shit and piss in their housethat they need to scoop as part of the humiliation ritual that is cat ownership. their homes always smell awful.
>>5156738Nobody asked, dog redditor
>>5156743>dog redditortake your meds catschizo
>>5156745This.
>>5156738Is that why they are so incredibly desperate to conflate house cats with lions and tigers, or is that just the toxo speaking?
Cats wonThe anti cat schizo lost
>>5156727this
>>5156727>>5156745>>5156747>>5156800>>5156749>>5156800Samefaggot
>>5156805>Catschizo lives up to her name: the postLeaky meltie confirmed. Catschizo btfo confirmed.BirdGOD and reptileCHAD victory confirmed.
>>5155344/thread
