I'm not afraid of crocodiles they're a joke. Look at them look how low to the ground they are, I would kick it's ass. Just kick them or stomp on their head. In water sure it's a different story but on land they're a joke,
>>5155449If you grab a sturdy stick and throw it in the croc's mouth it won't be able to close its jaws all the way. When it does its dumb death roll attack you can time a stomp to its stomach.
>>5155449The thing is, if you can see a crocodile then it isn't really a threat to you. The problem is that if one wants you dead, you are never going to see it
>>5155461What the hell is it gonna do? Jump on me from a roof? Teleport behind me? I simply won't swim in croc waters.
>>5155617Even on land you can't escape its jaws.
>>5155620I'll just move to the side while it slowly crawls towards me, kick it and repeat. Maybe ask someone to fetch me some ducttape so I can close its mouth.
>>5155449I can’t tell if you’re trolling or not but delusional power fantasies about fighting animals are some of my favorite posts on this site. I don’t remember what board it was but some anon was going on about how he could easily kill an adult German shepherd with his bare hands if it attacked him. He doubled and tripled down. T shirt, unarmed, could totally just ninja that shit. I was laughing so hard>how many geese do you guys think you could take at once?For me, it’s probably 20 or maybe 50 on my best day, I think. They have thin necks so they can’t possibly do any damage.
>>5155771>some anon was going on about how he could easily kill an adult German shepherd with his bare hands if it attacked himThat's not unreasonable. I kicked a Doberman to death once.
>>5155617>What the hell is it gonna do? Jump on me from a roof? Teleport behind me?>He doesn't know
>>5155771What can an elephant actually do though? If you hug its hind legs it can't reach you with its truck, and its too sluggish to get away while you repeatedly pommel it from behind. If you stand to the side of its hind legs then it won't even be able to hit you with a back kick. If it raises its leg to perform a stomp then all you have to do is back off until it finishes its slam, then move back in to continue punching.
>>5155779I’m glad you got out of the dangerous situation. To be clear, I’m mostly just a shitty story teller. It’s not that everybody else’s point was this it’s literally impossible to win in such a situation, it was just that other dude’s absolute hubris in insisting that he could do it 10/10 times and that it could never go awry.Surely if you had zigged much less intelligently or the dog zagged much more intelligently, things could have gone differently.
>>5155779Yeah ok lol
>>5155942Sheltered people think fighting animals is like an anime battle where they would win everytime through sheer skill when in reality it is more like a series of QTEs where if you miss one you lose a chunk of flesh
>>5155771to be fair with the german shepherd guy, you do have a small window of oportunity to snap its neck if you grab it right before it bites you
