I have a rat in the kitchen. He's shrewd. Steals potatoes out of the traps without setting them off. I've already cut off all sources of food and water and laid out poison and traps. Also a ramikin with salt water in hopes he'll dehydrate himself, but I have my doubts. Any good ideas?I love pet rats, but this guy is no pet.
>>5156792Why are you giving the rat Ratorade if you're trying to kill it? Try renting or buying a cat. They are expert hunters and will solve your rat problem in absolutely no time.
Add electricity to the trap and electrocute him
>>5156818Thought about it but I worry about it as a fire hazard. Maybe a single shot zipgun fired electronically...
>>5156816Catfag propaganda
>>5156816If he can live on that concoction he deserves to
>>5156816Cats never got rid of rats. They just make them hide. Then they give you plague (yes, really, cats transmit the black plague). Their association with witches and the devil came from how rats magically reappeared upon the cats temporary absence and how people who lived near cats often got sick and died or went insane (toxoplasmosis).
