Tell us, friends, what are your thoughts on the Orange People and their child rearing abilities?
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>>5157048not everyone is destined for the love of a childsome will know only fear and rejection
>>5157045Oshine...
>>5157101now and forever our lady
>>5157045Only a few years old yet already balding
>>5157132most pongos have norwood 47it cannot be helped
>>5157045primates are so cool in general. how can you not look at them and see your own roots as a primate yourself. more people need to understand we are animals, just a little smarter, humans aren't that special outside advance intelligence
>>5157056I used to play with my grandpa's mustache when I was a toddler and this reminded me of that. I love how like us the pongos are
>>5157572>loose weight fatso
I am quite fond of the orange people
>>5157736the weight is now on the loose>>5157942same, friend
>mfw food is on tap and my chunkiness will be considered attractive in about ten years
>>5158632nope
>>5157045oshine is mother. fucking. teresa. of pongos. and i'll say it a million times over.
>>5157256something about this guy is a little off/unsettling. i don’t think i've ever seen a flanged male so bald at the shoulders/head.
>>5157802lol
>>5158816I just hope Bulu isn't giving her too much of a hard timehere's to hoping we get some vids of her interacting with her new charges soon
Orangutans have the highest infant survival rate of any animal. Mama pongos are just THAT good
>>5159286if you're only gonna have one baby every 8 years or so, you better get good at keeping it alive
>>5158816mogs me
>>5157056I had no idea they were so floppy
>pongo in the news removedalright then...
Who was in the wrong here?
>>5159756the zookeepers for not giving them enough things to climb
>>5159756How are these guys so gentle? He's clearly pissed off at the macaque and yet he only shoos it away instead of ripping it apart. I swear pongos are too good for this world
>>5159975if he wanted to eat it, there would be nothing to stop himpongos can be just as brutal as chimps if it means extra calories from a small mammalI like to think they hesitate with fellow primates since they 'see themselves' in them and by extension, will extend the same rules of combat they have amongst themselves to other primates- avoid conflict if possible- if conflict is unavoidable, make your opponent back down first- if they won't back down, hurt them until they leave- if they refuse to leave, go for the killbig man knew he didn't have to go whole hog to get monkey boy to back off
>>5159756I want pongos to snap the limbs of every trifling monkey fucking shit
you can scrub, but the palm oil will never come off
>>5160001i think she got protective of her little one
>>5161171I like how she doesn't seem to mind the monkey's presence until her baby tries to reach out for itgotta nip any dangers in the bud and show junior how to deal with the undesirables
>>5160001That monkey got huge balls
Was at the Philly Zoo this past Monday. Sugi (adult male), Tua (adult female), and Jambi (2 year old boy) were all out (they rotate with the gibbons who were inside the primate house). I may have accidentally forgotten to get a photograph of Tua, though she's cut off in one of the ones I took of Jambi.
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>>5163490based blanket enjoyer
>>5157045could use some free weights
>>5157045I had a dream last night that Oshine had died under anaesthetic during gastric band surgery and Rieke had been sent away to Switzerland to be Silvestre's new mateI may be too attached to the inhabitants of the European Orangutan Creche
>>5163828that is not a dream, friend. that is a nightmare.you’ve just made me aware of oshine's mortality and i don’t like that.
>>5157449lil nigga got a freakin mohawk
>>5159975i trust you haven't seen the vid of the pongo squishing that monkey's head for stealing his banana
They do a better job of it than most of the blacks do where I live. If that baby orangutan was raised by any of the number of black women I've seen in my area over the past two decades, it would already be cursing teachers, acting out all the time, and running the streets.
>>5157045is this achieveable natty?
>>5168415just gotta learn to love your lettuceand fruit custard
