Maybe someone here can offer some adviceMy neighbor spends most of her day zonked out on prescribed opiates. The little welfare money she gets, she spends on feeding dozens of stray cats. These cats shit everywhere. If I scoop the shit in my backyard, the next day there will be 8-12 fresh piles of shit. Much of this shit is soft diarrhea. In summer, there are clouds of flies that can only be described as biblical. The stench of cat shit and rotting wet cat food is overwhelming on warms days. I have tried sprays, chemical deterrents, scented oils, and sonic deterrents. The sonic deterrents are marginally effective, but they torment My other neighbors dog(who they clean up after responsibly). One or more of the cats are sick, and dribbles diarrhea across my porch and the sidewalk in front of my house. I have a toddler and a pregnant wife. At this point, the cats are a major sanitary issue. The city and animal control will do nothing. We live in town, so I can't just start blasting them.
You can. Get an airgun.
>>5159182Fences. Build fences to keep them out. Make sure they are all neutered as well.
>>5159184They seem pretty good at scaling fences. But this also doesn't solve the issue of them shitting in front of my house/ on my porch. Also I really don't have hundreds if not thousands of dollars to spend on building tall privacy fencing.
>>5159187:( A cheaper option could be to get some motion activated sprinklers. They're relatively inexpensive.
>>5159182Get a husky and teach it to respect the road.
>>5159189they also don't work>>5159182Cats are dumb as fuck and easily fall for (non-lethal) trapdoor pitfalls, much like the mice they hunt. Collect boxes of cats and dump them somewhere else that accepts cats.
>>5159192good luck with that
>>5159192Fuck off anya rapist
>>5159182start treating your backyard and gardens with permethrin
.22 rifle or a good pellet gun. Problem solved.
>>5159182Concentrated capsaicin. On the ground. Everywhere. Mix it with canned salmon, then put clean salmon on top. Make them hate life and they will leave. Follow up with coyote urine.
>>5159201Thanks, I've already I succeeded.>>5159243Make me. :p
>>5159192He viciously beats his dog and tied up its legs to "teach" it. He even posted pictures of his abuse on /an/.
do not ask for help online lest you get a TNR lady who comes to 'help'
>>5159672Don't forget to tell them I fed her a cooked cat she hunted and killed all by herself.
>>5159720Looks incredibly traumatized.
>>5159737She's a rape victim
