'Now That I Have Your Attention' Edition.Love Foxes, Pawst Foxes.Previously on /fox/:>>5150920
i have never seen a fox with my own eyesif i go to a park and see one i will start crying with joy
Spotting a Fox is akin to a religious experience.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WLLE_PvJ5mY
>>5159584I see the company's going thru another layer of cuts this year.
>>5159584>>5159602why do foxes get natural mascara?
>>5159603The real question is why do humans copy foxes when they want to look attractiveReally makes you think...
>>5159603To reduce glare from the Sun, if that's what you want to believe rather than it's all fur our benefit.
imagine
it's happening again...
>>5159907>>5159908>>>5159920Painted toenails?
>>5159936Claw caps, designed to stop cats scratching shit up.
Please post arctic foxes
>>5160031Have a TANU Blanco instead.
>>5159981Wow, that's silly.
>>5160056
These creatures sure do adapt to their environment!
>>5160188Emergency fox kit
pretty...
Sloppy...
sloppy kisses
Now *that* I can get behind. Yessir.
>>5160234Wait are you a male fox?
tst
>>5160285Yes, my pronouns are todd/renard.
>>5160299fascinating how foxes get so droopy when old. probably the droopiest old canines of them all. all other canines just go gray and that's it.
>>5160302They are the twink death picture book example. Basically the wall fucking crashes them HARD.
>>5160302>>5160304C'mon ya'll wish you could look this good.
>>5160309
>>5160302
>>5160310Aura is just a really faggy zoomy way of saying charisma
>>5160352Like when you say Kino instead of Peak.
>>5160299>he says yesCan I have some?Who knows, perhaps I'm your dream vixen.
Bat eared fox sitting on a chair.
Red fox with dwarfism.
>>5160388dwarf foxes seem very polite.
>>5160390I'm polite to anybody who gives me food or beverages too.
>>5160390What if corgi, but fox?
>>5160379Sure, you can have some cuddles UwU.
>>5160390She went to SEA fur one of those operations and is unrecognisable now :(
>>5160388>>5160390Wiener!
>>5160450
>>5160476he's literally me
>>5160390That's what fascinates me every time.Most other wild animals just fucking grab the shit instantly like there's literally no tomorrow but foxes always seem to take care to not bite the hand that feeds. At least I keep seeing videos like that all the fucking time from hundreds of different people. If they bite they do it on purpose.
>>5160476I want to pamper the shit out of a fox.
fox
>>5160449I couldnt find an accurte image, but you can imagine me flopped over to my side and very receptive for snuggles
>>5160523Ooh, caramel please!
>>5160539
>>5160541>>5160540
>>5160545Why are they looking at us like they had the exclusive rights to love?
>>5160479Or they know eggs are fragile and the only way they can handle eggs are with a mouth full of pointy teeths. They have to be careful or risk splattering the egg and having to eat it right then and there. I don't know for sure but it always seems like foxes tend to be shy eaters. Which makes sense. Then you'd have to share if everyone else was around.
Foxes will 'yoink' an egg if not served by hand. Butt most videos, it sure looks like as if Foxes were biologically hardcoded to be gentle w/ eggs.
>>5160309My American cousin.
>>5160584Iunno but I really wanna be snuggled like that...
>>5160479Foxes are some of the most overly cautious but trusting wild animals, it's really weird. They have a lot of chill around humans once they associate them with food. I guess they just go through life with the feeling like they can run away fast enough if you try to grab them or something idk. I don't think very many big animals are threats to foxes in general either.
>>5160882Dokn't we all.
You thought the sloppawsting was bad, now we're pawsting random gradients...
>>5160992Camouflage is so much easier in the arctic.
>>5161037
>>5161037But in the summer...
Just as effective all year round.
>>5161155actor headshots
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s6N0A1U_ZhE
>>5161213I literally look like this
>>5161218leave some ears for the rest of us
>>5161219I'm all ears..
>>5161209They will get the part, no doubt.
>>5161217>>5161218>>5161221Have you heard... oh, nevermind.
>>5161242desire to nom themvery gentlyno teeth
>>5161248I mean it's not that bad in this example but in general I never understood why most people fucking mash parts of animals when they're "petting" them. I always do stuff I think I would enjoy getting done to me so when I do it it's firm and yet soft and smooth not that mechanical tugging until the skin is almost pulled from the bone. Sometimes I'm tempted to do it exactly like they do but on them and see if they enjoy that
>>5161270https://youtube.com/watch?v=0GVVjd_exO8
>>5161270I have a feeling most people rarely get caressed by anyone so they simply don't know what feels good and what doesn't so they just ape it
>>5161242>you will never legally own a bat eared foxWhy must life be so cruel?
>>5160946Maebe but I want it from jou specifically
The ears on these things.
Born for silliness.
>>5161248You'd be spitting hair fur the rest of the day.
>>5161286Will and Way, anon.>>5161291There may be better options.
>>5161270Yeah look at this Fox protest their treatment by trying to reverse away from and bite the hands.
can foxes eat grapes?
>>5161427Grapes suck anyway why would a fox even want to try one of those sour purple turds
>>5161427No, they're just of reach. In seriousness too, probably not. Grapes contain tartaric acid, which is considered the reason why grapes are toxic fur Dogs, it *could* also be toxic fur Foxes.
Thanks for the batty posting, those ear-based lifeforms are great.
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>>5161477
>>5161487me pretending to be upset when I'm painfully transformed into a fox for my sins (this was my plan the whole time)
schlop schlop schlop schlop
>>5161576It's a good kind of pain.
Apple!
>>5161743So nice of them to let him keep one ball.
>>5161748If this the cost of pet Foxes it's too much.
>>5161697domssubs
I just found out about the urban foxes of London. They are the most disgusting things I have ever saw. Imagine living in London. They literally eat dog shit as a major part of their diet alongside garbage and rats. They're full of diseases. They're covered in soot, shit, and rancid kebab grease. They tear up gardens and rape cats. They're degenerate pieces of shit version of the wild ones. Then you go watch Red Fox Tales, you can see how far they have fallen. Then you see fags on Reddit calling them "cute" and saying they're so excited when a fox goes into their yard to ask handouts like niggers.
yeah wild
>>>/wsg/6236658
>>5161846>what does the fox sayHmm who woulda thought?
>>5161792apple is a fox with a rare condition that's being taken care of by a rescue, and whose treatment is paid for by fans. She's currently recovering from brain surgery
>>5161919Ah. Well, inarispeed little Apple...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hfLy85aJXHUSo the TL;DW is Apple has hydrocephalus (aka 'waterhead') and she's going to have a shunt installed to slowly remove the liquid from her brain to reduce pressure and to allow the brain to develop normally.
>>5162016The operation has been deemed a success, and she's actively recovering now!https://www.youtube.com/shorts/JPagaKsdCEQHere's a short where she's playing with toys and eating stuff post-surgery. She's got visible stitches and a lot of shaved fur, so don't watch if that's something you'd rather avoid seeing.
>>5161919>>5162016>>5162018Aww poor girl
Arctic foxes
>>5162066Nikon D500
>>5162018That's great news :3 Aside the obvious she looks good. Her spinning is a little odd, maybe that's just a response to being cooped up, butt she's able to eat normally so she appears to function well.
Oh no...
>>5162219But at what cost?
>>5162220Worst case, an expensive veterinary bill.
>>5162221>*veterinarian
>>5162138now kiss
How many triangles does it take to construct a fox?
>>5162385four
>>5162409
>>5162412
>>5162374Blue board, Red (Fox) thread.
>>5162413
>>5162427Imagine the wonderful stimulation from all those whiskers touching eachotherIt must feel wonderful, and vulnerable.Are you really a petfag btw? :(
crazy to think japanese men saw this and thought fox sex fox sex fox sex fox sex fox sex
>>5162539>Imagine the wonderful stimulation [...]I'm thinking smth like the face/forehead tingles videos like this gives me.>[...] petfag [...]In what context? Pet Foxes?
>>5162568Or maybe he just really wanted to mofu the mofu-mofu and you took his crazed look fur smth else? Maybe it really was just a de-shedder brush in his pocket.
>>5162568Someone saw this and went "haha imagine marrying a fox, like if it tricked you I mean, it's not like I would want that or anything that would be weird" and created Japanese folklore
>>5162676that's a man
>>5162676that's my husband
>>5162573
stop posting aliens in the fox thread...
>>5162757
How'd you think such talk would make him feel?
>>5162777he looks like he plans to wipe out mankind (but only after they're done petting him)
we should airdrop thousands of fennecs into the wilds
>>5162781Hum*ns are already on the fastlane to their own destruction. Foxes should begin the work on a pawst-man petting device.
>>5162796Touch sand.
>>5162818
>>5162822
>>5162427
>>5162829>fox general is getting slopped nowFuck this fucking era seriously
>>5162888real fox meetups don't go so well
>>5162898That looks anything but unwell to me.
With every ending comes a new beginning.
Lucky.
>>5162573Yeah, pet foxes. If it were any other definition I'd most likely be pointing the finger at mieself. Getting petted is actually the best feeling and I absolutely despise humans.>>5162818I'm not joking can we be friends/message eachother?I'm really struggling
>>5162988>absolutel*I meant absolutlie
>>5163037>hmm smells like food in here
>>5163038
you wake up next to a fox
>>5162988>Yeah, pet foxes.Well, they're already kind a thing. Purrsonally, I'm neither strongly fur nor against pet Foxes butt I'll very unlikely ever have one myself. My active plan is to one day not live in a city anymore and 'suit up and find out how my Fox neighpurrs living under my shed would feel about the 6ft bidpedal Fox next door.>I'm not joking can we be friends/message eachother?I'm sorry butt I'm not looking fur friends, I just keep to myself. Maybe /Fox/ is overdue fur a /Fox/ Discord (or much rather Matrix and/or smth else that doeskn't send your photo ID to the CIA) butt I'm not volunteering to set up one because that's not my scene either.>I'm really strugglingSorry to hear that. Thing about being miserable though is that whether you're miserable alone or miserable w/ other ppl, the amount of misery remains the same. I dokn't mean to meme, I'm saying that it's probably better just to figure out a hobby or go kick rocks. Literally do anything other than just sit and fester whether that's just you or co-festering w/ someone else.
>>5163044It must the murrning of a day ending in 'y'.
>>5163067>*bipedal>>5163068>[...] *must be [...]I drink.
>>5163067>noOkayIm not reading the rest have a wonderful
>>5163187Homo sapiens.
>>5163320
silly
Untamable gremlin energy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tQv-5nv4zUQ
>>5163602What does the fox stalk about?
>>5163613he mostly rants about how the forest has fallen and billions of humans must die
you wake up as a fox
>>5163613>AAAAAAAAAAAA>HEHEHEHEHEHE>Thank you fur coming to my FoxTalks.
>>5163653Ever tried to call in sick w/o thumbs?
>>5163653i post my face with timestamp on my beloved zimbabwean bushmeat discussion board and get called an AI jeet
>>5163673pls post paws
>>5163653tree-based creature
all foxes fall within this graph
Alright lads, small Foxpawsting break. I will be watching from the shadows tho when >>5163799 pawsts photographic evidence of a 'Bell Fox' in the next thread.
>>5163907>>5163907>>5163907
>>5163044wtf who told you