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>>5159644Kek
>>5159725AI
>>5159734
>>5159773I was half expecting it to fall down
>>5159779they like to slurp
Posting the rax in the thread.
>>5159789his gluttony sickens my soul
>>5159793Reposting from previous thread.
>>5159767Shitbull tier
>>5159725>Previous thread:Thank you!
>>5159816Excuse me? Don't you dare compare those violent savages to precious lemon sharks. Tell me this anon, how many babies each year to lemon sharks eat?
>>5159773it's always cute to see no matter how distorted they are, at least for mammals, they mostly seem to enjoy the same kind of fun. same as completly different animals being able to play with each other one way or another
>>5159836darn it I actually meant the ball >>5159734well it's true for alcoholism too I guess
>>5159725gote
>>5159783Do they have common ancestry with Borzois?
>>5159906
>>5159783I love the schnozes on these guys. I feel like it would be really nice to stroke and rub it's nose/snout while looking into its eyes.
>>5159926This is the toddler equivalent of suicide by cop.
>>5159926do not post slop in my nice animal webm thread
>>5159927>Faggot snake btfoBased
>>5159927hes helping :)
>>5159735GREEDY FUCK
>>5159935how are you too dumb to know what's real or not?
>>5159913One of those guys got into my apartment the other day.Very docile.
>>5159955So cute!
>>5159935Maybe have enough brainpower to identify ai videos if you're going to try railing against them, m8
>>5160024
>>5160030>Don't you yarrr at me!>Don't you wrinkle your nose
>>5159725ai slop
>>5159823amazing
>>5159953this animals are just magical
>>5159953The coconut gun can fire in spurts
Nooo I had some otter mp4s I was going to post in the otter thread, but it hit image limit. Oh well.
i have some otter webms
>>5160096>>5160097Ohh cute. I'll post another.
Was that Freddy Fazbear?
otter thread now
>>5159795>not genetically related to other bats>nobody knows where they came from despite being the largest "bat-like" speciesweird
>>5160107heard they grew them in a lab in wuhan
>>5160092>>5160096I love their fingers
>>5160163That's good stuff
>>5160096Can you ever be as happy as that otter?
>>5160030>>5160032is it just normal for coyotes to communicate like this or is Weave constantly fighting her inner demons because in nature she isn't actually supposed to be on friendly terms with humans and get that close to them?
does anyone have the webm with the ant-termite border?
>>5160221Couldn't find it (yet) in my unsorted folder of webms, but found it online.
>>5160224i knew i could rely on anon, thanksi don't have many webms, but have another cat
It's funnier with audio, go take a listen when you can.>>>/wsg/6232546
>>5160240>soundAre you sure she's not a snake lol
>>5160247Maybe badgers are just really flat snakes with fur, who knows?https://youtube.com/shorts/mSi1R3IAXok
>>5160281She is an angry Mamma
>>5160252>shorts/mSi1R3IAXokhttps://youtube.com/watch?v=mSi1R3IAXok
Too big to upload herehttps://files.catbox.moe/ht0q4h.mp4
>>5160300from this videohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tMp9ssB_axo2:46 mingalopping sea lions
>>5160221Death by a thousands kisses
>>5159795>>5160107I'm going to post more bats, and you can't stop me!
Bats bats I'm crazy for bats!
i thought this was an otter thread
>>5160347Nahh, we're /bat/ here. Sorry bud.
>>5160030>you VILL be domesticated and you vill like it>you vill also stop eating my chickens
>>5160224Who would win
>>5159823I built something like this for my grandmother only to find out afterwards that her eyesight has gotten so bad that she couldn't see them using it from her dining room window. When I called to check on her she said she had turned off the fox news and just watched it for a week and not seen any. They had already started using the feeder while I was tying in the fill line to her sprinkler and adding in the little bit of ground cover to the first planter. I have very mixed feelings about it. My mom and my grandfather were both absolutely bonkers about hummingbirds and she had asked for a hummingbird garden in her backyard, but she couldn't see it from where she watched TV so I made her that. Getting old sucks. And now the mp4 I have of it is the wrong format for 4chan :(
Reposting from the wolf thread.
>>5160097Lovin that sassy swim away when he gets it>>5160163Tubecat vs nontube cat>>5160224Dare not cross the DMZ (de-myrmidized zone)>>5160230I love him>>5160370Tall ass varmint
>>5160202Let me put it this way: if she wanted to break skin, she would have broken skin. This is just normal coyote behaviour. She's a good girl who not only doesn't see the human handler as a threat but is clearly comfortable enough with being handled that she didn't snap when her belly was pat.
>>5160375I'm not sure any animal captures majestic and ridiculous quite the same way seals and sea lions do... maybe snow leopards. Or birds of prey being handled by humans.
>>5160375Thanks! I have seen webm this a long time ago
>>5160370I like wolves, but that looks like a fucking demon.
>>5160377sure, I don't mean that she actually tries to bite or hurt him, but the constant snarrling, yarring and nose wrinkling seem like agressive diplays, even if she enjoys his company
>>5160362so there are tree otters now, what other kind of animals does big zoology try to hide from the general public?
>>5160240silly animalshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VgOFmldC0e0
>>5160202you can see videos of tamed/human raised wolves or even high wolf wolfdogs and they also communicate friendily by growling, LOTS of soft biting, and completely baring their teeth, it's very strange
>>5160471Yeah, but my point was that yotes are more aggressive than dogs or wolves. That is just how they interact with each other (and friendly humans, apparently).In dogs, a snarl is almost always a warning. In yotes, submissive grinning, "play panting," and defensive-looking face wrinkling can overlap heavily with high-arousal play. If the rest of the body is loose and relaxed (lowering her head or sitting, like she does in the video), the facial tension is just part of the dramatic vocal/facial repertoire of the animal.Notice that when she walked away and came back, she opened her mouth on the walk back to nip/bite /before/ the touch started. This is solicitous behavior. She was re-initiating play.Yeah, it looks scary because we're used to dogs and their softer features and more expressively playful faces but this is just how coyotes look when they play. Like I said: if she was out for blood, there'd be blood.
>>5160471Sometimes aww she's smiling is aww she's smiling
May as well post here too. This is Reggae, he is a seal who loves rubber ducks and he's 33 years old.
seals are fun too
>>5160569>seals>posts a sealionHmmm?I mean technically they are "seals", they're just not true seals.
>>5160561He just like me fr fr
>>5159816
>>5160651Someday that turtle is gonna snap
>>5160668So fluffy!
>>5160668damn he's thick
>>5160672>>5160673I want one
Me seeing a webm called "lynx" and thinking "damn that's a huge bobcat"
>>5160336Must've been playing "You Might Think."
>>5160651Looks like a smart dog he's even sporting a chain
this a hedgehog thread now?
>>5160358The outcome is uncertain, otherwise one side would probably roll over the other for their territory. In a even match, I think the defender will likely come out on top. t. not an entomologist, but thinks ants are neat
>>5160358me
>>5160738I can't even tell which are the ants, which are the termites or what exactly is going on.
>>5159927>OH! Can't touch this!
>>5159955The way it closes its eyes on touchdown!
>>5160681Makes me chuckle every time
>>5160818This is not ai by the way.
Can someone make an otter thread already?
>>5160833Orbweavers Anonymous
>>5160851how it feels to be a neet
>>5159789
Fuck I wish they were still alive :(RIP thylacine, RIP Benjamin.
>>5160896Feels bad man.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x2KH5AoyeBc
>>5160899Man that's so fucking tragic, birds got the absolute shittiest end of the stick throughout recent history when it comes to extinctions. I wonder if Benjamin felt the same way? I doubt he knew that he was the last of his kind alive, but the loneliness in his final moments must have been crushing. I have more footage of him.
>>5160899>>5160903>“I took out my tape recorder, clicked it on,” he said. “The bird sang again, then flitted away. I quickly rewound the tape and then I played it again to see what I got, and I turned up the volume so John and Pete could hear it. And then, bam! All of a sudden, the bird came right back. I thought, this is great, it came back! And then it hit me: The reason it came back is it heard another bird. And it hadn’t heard another bird in, you know, how long. And it turns out this was probably the last one there was.”https://www.wnycstudios.org/podcasts/anthropocene-reviewed/episodes/anthropocene-reviewed-qwerty-keyboard-and-kauai-o-o
>>5160240he just appears
>>5160339please do
>>5160809Ants are the smaller ones to the bottom of the pic, termites are larger. And it's basically a standoff, there's presumably something in the area they both want to get to and they've got a line of soldiers ensuring the enemy doesn't cut them off from whatever it is.
>>5160358assuming this blurry bunch of blobs is actually ants and termites, ants beat termites 100% of the time, they're more built and ready for combat. While termites are eusocial the function of their colony is still essentially just a cow, while ants are hunters and killers and have the tools, aggression, and organization to fight, on top of just having more ants.
>>5160281>you and your hundreds of siblings will never devour your motherWhy even live
>>5160984
>>5160025I really like this video:)
>>5160561CUTE!
>>5160347It otter be.
>>5160097Why do aquatic park workers all wear white boots over there? It's like a thing with them.
>>5160347Maybe anotter day.
>>5160991Why would they eat an entire bone like that?
>>5161020It's because they evolved to swallow entire bones of animals instead of shoving their heads into animal corpses like most vultures do. This is also why the have feathers on their heads.
>>5160840We don't need anotter one until we hit image limit.
>>5161020Ask your mom
>>5161073
>>5161020I just glanced at the wiki, bearded vultures.Its amazing, i have never seen birds eat bones but that size...fuck.
>>5160681LEL
>>5161137
>>5160339Looks like my neighbor's dog.
>>5161184>shadman
>>5160651I've never seen one of those walking around like that before.
>>5161114>visible regret at the end
>>5161018because they work
>>5161189>Wait, right, the sticking, shit
>>5161184i love him
>>5161522Wait are their eyes actually oriented downwards? That's wild
>>5161551why make slop of a shoebill just standing there
>>5161543literally me
>>5161623Get your slopdar checked, it's from a zoo.
>>5161654Needed a moment to realize these aren't metallic purple insects
>>5161631NTA, sauce or it didn't happen
>>5160833It began with the breeding of the Great Hedges.Three were given to the Elves, immortal, wisest and fairest of all beings.Seven to the Dwarf-Lords, great miners and craftsmen of the mountain halls.And nine... nine hedgehogs were gifted to the race of Men, who, above all else, desire power. For within these hogs was bound the strength and will to govern each race.But they were all of them, decieved. For another hedgehog was bred.Deep in the land of Morder, in the Fires of Mount Doom, the Dark Lord Sauron ensured the birth of a master hog, and into this hog he poured his cruelty, his malice, and his will to dominate all life.One hedge to rule them all.
>>5161114OH FUUUUUUUCK THAT WHAT THE SHIT DUDEIf you fell in that pond or pool or swamp or whatever the fuck it is you would get eaten alive, it would literally kill you. WHY WOULD HE TOUCH THEM WITH HIS HAND
>>5161779If you give it a box does it sit in it?
>>5161779I am so upset that I cannot find a version of this with sound. Or at least sound that isn't just some music or a person talking. I want to know what kind of sounds this cat makes.
>>5161786Video source is Natgeo, don't know where they got it from but they probably added the gay music instead of the kot sounds. I found the original paper where the species was announced, but it doesn't seem to have any media linked in it: https://www.cell.com/current-biology/fulltext/S0960-9822(26)01110-3
>>5161779yup, thats a cat
>>5161623>>5161758https://www.instagram.com/zanetheshoebill/Now please go and gouge your defective eyes out.
>>5161850anon...there's no need to be so aggressive just because you're stupid...
>>5161866>I-I was only pretending to be retarded, you're the one who is actually dumb!
>>5160903>>5160896These guys live where I grew up and they’re often reported
>>5161654Two egg plants in my vegetable drawer
>>5161894I always wondered how so many dumb prehistoric animals ended up in tar pits. Maybe they thought they were going for a relaxing warm mud bath and got stuck.
"Where did the bowling ball go?">the suspiciously shaped woodchuck.
>>5161967That's a red deer wallowing for the rut. He shat and pissed in the mud and covered himself in it to make himself smell stronger because that apparently gets female red deers wet. It's not a relaxing anything. For this one month of the year when males do this shit, they're extremely vulnerable to predation and hunting but their biological drive to cover themselves in literal shit is too strong.
>>5161973Deer are indian?
>>5161976No, they only wallow in shit for a month
>>5161114As nasty as this shit is I find it more curious where the fuck do these lee hes get enough food to survive?
>>5162041Medical farm leeches, they put coma patients in the pool to feed them.
>>5161894>POV you just finished bathing your dog
>>5162041Hey, cool it with the antisemitic remarks, okay?
>>5160930I have a lot more.
>>5162119It's a fish eat fish world out there...
>>5162069Too bad about that watermark dancing around.
>>5162119>>5162126I hope no one posts the crab one
>>5162119>can't fucking swim>floats around feigning disinterest>chomps out the spine>slurps up the soft bits>swallows the head whole, leaving it conscious as long as possiblewhat a horrible creature
>>5162128Sorry it's an instagram thing. I have no idea if it's possible to remove it without losing a significant amount of video quality? This would probably be achieved by recording the video in a browser using a screen recorder. But from my testing it always looks like shit, and it takes a lot more effort than just downloading the video from instagram and compressing for 4chan image limit.I don't know much about youtube video downloading, and even if I did most people upload to tiktok/insta nowadays. Anyway fat monke.
>>5162069i've seen them irl. they're from east australia and they actually get slightly bigger than that
>>5159769>>5160034Proof?
Taking video requests. What animals do you guys want to see in videos?
>>5162210My slug folder is kind of weak, could use more of those
>>5162215Hopefully you don't already have this bunny slug (Jorunna parva) video saved. And I also hope sea slugs are okay?
>>5162217>bunny slug (Jorunna parva)That's Jorunna funebris, not J. parva
>>5162199There's at least one anon who will select random webms to label AI slop, seemingly as a very lazy form of trolling because he often does it to widely-circulated videos from before AI existed. Best to ignore him.
>>5162218Oh my bad. I'm not exactly a slug expert.
>>5162226What a schizophrenic suspicion Do you actually believe this
>>5160991I'm laying bed regretting eating too much food, nothing but sympathy for the stomach agony that bird is gonna go through kek
>>5162248>he says on the website with archives that show singular absolute nutcases spamming the exact same shit hundreds or close to thousands of times for no reason other than to try and force their opinion as widely accepted truth
>>5162215mmm zallad
>>5159961Thats ironic
>>5160107>not genetically related to other batsthats just incorrect>nobody knows where they came from despite being the largest "bat-like" speciesthey are Yinpterochiroptera. just like many other bats.
>>5160651I hope that asshole loses some fingers
>>5161850are you serious?
>>5162201pigeon likely died of stress myopathy
>>5162395>>5162201It's slop.
>>5162311pogging
>>5162248Hiya AIsperg, care to explain your behavior for the class?
Okay... I think it's safe to post this now?
>>5162450put that fat lil nigga on a diet
they can wash themselves
>>5162450Why are fat animals cute and funny when fat humans are disgusting and repulsive
>>5160651When she makes u wear a rubber
>>5162452100% agree. Fat animals are hilariously cute, but it's incredibly unhealthy for them to look this way.>>5162454I believe there is actually an evolutionary reason for this. Basically if you take animals that people most commonly find cute. Think, axolotols, red pandas, quokkas, otters, etc. The main reason why we find these animals to be cute, is because they happen to resemble human babies, you know big eyes short flat heads. And we need to find babies cute otherwise we wouldn't give a shit about them? If you still don't believe me, compare a redpanda face or an otters face to a baby face side by side, it's basically just how we evolved to be.Oh and as for the fat aspect, fat animal = fat baby which = cute. Fat old human = not fat baby, so not cute.
>>5162458Maybe the dysgenic, barely-human babies in your life resemble guinea pigs and axolotls but babies where I'm from just look like babies.
>>5162369not likelydomestic snappers are like dogshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OXWqsx8918Y
>>5162119literally looks like a shitbull
>>5162452what is it? i want to pet it
>>5162468It's a lowland paca. They're semi aquatic rats from south america.
>>5162453such a nice dude
>>5161522stop being 2 dimensional you idiot
>>5162476>They're semi aquatic rats from south america.Its mexican?
>>5162541If your colon is full of ants he's just the eater for the job.
>>5162542Mexico isn't in South America.
>>5162563It was a joke, you dumb twat.
>>5162565>I was only pretending to be stupid!
>>5162454Same reason why hearing a human chewing on food is gross but hearing animals do the same thing is cute
>>5162459He is talking about the proportions of the features. Of course they dont look exactly the same, but your subconscious makes judgements based on pattern recognition and instincts
>>5162579Now do it with a fucking axolotl, cunt, as the tard suggested.
>>5162603You are either being obtuse on purpose or actually too retarded for basic reading comprehension
>>5162603Its the same with every animal we fiind cute. Why do you think we find them cute?
>>5162462It's crazy how much effort they're putting into a study just to say "animals are more comfortable being picked up if their weight is supported properly"
>>5162606>>5162604And you have ugly salamanderbabies in your family. My only point, unlike the ones to your pinheads, is that people thing axolotls are cute and they do not look like babies. Cockchafers and jumping spiders don't, either, and there are no shortage of people who find them, like, totes adorbs, either.
>>5162454fat humans have creases and folds and stretch marks
>>5162450this will be big chungus in 2013
>>5162652Honestly its kind of a wonder we managed to find each other attractive when you consider how repulsed humans get toward hairless non-human animals while humans are mostly hairless too.
>>5162638It must be hard to have such problems grasping even simple concepts like this
>>5162687Rejecting a concept for it's blatant inaccuracy doesn't imply a "problem grasping the concept", Schlitzie. Guinea pigs and axolotls do not look like babies. Cats have similar features but the post originating this wholly incorrect point did not mention cats. And if you've seen babies that do resemble these creatures, then you've seen some really rather deformed babies.
>>5162662While there are a few hairless mammals, that look pretty ugly naturally, most of the really repulsive ones are sick or a weird breed. Most people love elephants or rhinos. Or a lot of non-mammal animals.
>>5162690No, you dont get it. You keep repeating, that they dont look exactly the same. Thats not the point you retard
>>5162638Axolotls are literally neotenous. They ride the line between ugly cute and baby cute because at a certain point all babies look the same.
>>5162697Oh. Okay.And how does that make you feel?
>>5162697>You keep repeating, that they dont look exactly the sameAnd where did I say that? Point it out. Thanks. Because I'm pretty sure at no point did I say or even imply "exactly like". I said "resembles". I said "looks like". But at no point did I say "identical". Cats resemble babies. This is a well-known fact. Axolotls, guinea pigs, marmots and apparently whatever mutants you've come across and mistaken for babies, however, do not.
>>5162707Fuck you.
>>5162714she cute
>>5161894>ARTAX YOU'RE SINKING
>>5161107MY FAVORITE
>>5161137chicken
>>5161850im glad it isnt ai !
>>5162201ai, but still actually funneh
>>5162210frogs!
>>5162311ok but what actually its happening here?
>>5162778external fertilization, aka fish sex
>>5162705see>>5162579this time dont just look at the picture
>>5162705>mistaken for babiesCase in point. You are a brainlet
>>5162707>>5162715Look at that girl go
>>5162839Nope. But your missing the point so badly would imply the same of the one making such comments. Also, your family are hideous mutants if they look like >>5162606 or >>5162458/>>5162450
>>5162856english please
>>5162857Exactly.
>>5162861lmao. literally ok, pajeet
>>5162856>still doubles down on the "looks like" part after people explained to him repeatedly how he is retarded for misunderstanding the conceptI am clapping
Stop replying to the retarded niggerfaggot and post more webms.
>>5162876do these things live somewhere with no birds or something
>>5162886Dammit woman, it already refused it twice. Yield already
>>5162886Shoebill doesn't want to be fed, shoebill wants to hunt.
>>5162634you wouldnt believe how many people are genuine psychopaths, just a lack of empathy in general, and need something spelled out to them because theyre also functionally retarded, i like literally saw a lady abandon her dog at the airport because she wasnt allowed to take it on the plane because she didnt have the proper forms to bring the animal with her and tried to board the plane anyway because the dog has a chip, and she didnt even try the retrieve the animal from animal protective services; and for those of you wondering, the owner was black
>>516304650/50 on that dog being a pitbull or "toy/teacup" variant of some small terror breed. Please relieve my suspense, anon.
>>5163051no, it was a golden doodle or a mini poodle, not any of those ghetto breeds, but some high end, upper middle class, designer dog with a pedigree that you get for like $1000
