Previously on /jef/ >>5157288Who is Jefrey (with one F)?He was found abandoned in some bushes filthy and covered in fleas late one night in mid-July 2024. He’s all grown up, and enjoys car rides, climbing trees, going to new places, and most of all, his capybara. Some believe him to be a goblin or gremlin. Jefrey was named after the Pixies song “Space (I Believe In)”.Jefrey suffers from mild ear-ectile dysfunction.Originally posted him here back in July 2024 seeking advice for potential health problems due to his folded ears, some /an/ons wanted more of him, and so now you’re stuck with him.
>>5162335What is the point of having a cat if you cant bother them. It goes both ways
>>5162339If I'm understanding you correctly, the point of having a cat is to mildly torture said cat?
>>5162341And to be mildly tortured by said cat in turn!
>>5162349Old Orange has been surprisingly unmolested the last few weeks, maybe Jef's being nice to her
>>5162361No, he’s still an asshole, they just happen to want to nap on the same bed
>>5162349I also want to nap here
>>5162376same energy
>OH MY HECKIN' SCIENCE IT'S A JEFREY THREAD
>>5162410I do this
>>5162319OH SHITIT'S HABBENING
>>5162331give jef pant
>>5162410i say this and look like this
>>5162348das it mane
>>5162388the jef house just looks COMFY. idk what it is. something about it. then you step out into the hall and it's some eldritch shit out of a temu-brand steam game
>>5162349save room
>>5162508Reminds me of K's apartment in BR2049
>>5162335jef hates this. never do this again.
>>5162508It’s really comfy. Way better than our last place.
>>5162514I had to look this up because I only saw that movie in theaters in 2017, that apartment is way different desu, ours is way more open of a concept
>>5162530I meant in terms of inner comfy vs outer unpleasant
>>5162533Ah I gotcha. Yeah, neighbors are a fucking roll of the dice.
>>5162529Jef no. Shoey started small and look where he is now.
Is it possible to hold all three cats at once? Or will they resist?
>>5162554this sounds like a great experiment for quantum mechanics
>>5162554Absolutely not
>>5162581honestly run it through an AI filter and turn into anime. youre close enough with that thread picture
>>5162589AI slop incoming
>>5162537Sphinx Jef
>>5162619>spamReport it, then. : )
>>5162619you gonna cry about it? post a pic of your tears.
>>5162577I could do it
>>5162619Just don’t look at him then. You don’t have to open this thread, you know.
Why is Jefrey?
>>5162719Because.
>>5162591Nice
>>5162744capy telling jef about cool new ways to break the law
>>5162591jef and capy would never fight each other. capy taught jef everything he knows.>how to be a cat>karate>upholstery>scratch wife>hit old orang>eat shrimp>war crimes>vietnam stories
she’s still here
>>5162835>You said we'd play Melee when you got home
>>5162850>>5162849KITTY!:3
i'm gonna break into your house and steal jef. then he will be all MINE. i will feed him shrimp every day.
>>5162991Good luck getting past the auto turret and the scorpion pit
>>5162997the droopy-eared cat shall be my prize, mortal.
take jef out for sushi. has sushi made its way over to china yet?
>>5163004Yeah, sushi is everywhere. I eat it like once or twice a year.
>>5163006what's wife's favorite type of food? what's your favorite type of food? does old orang like tuna or shirmp?
>>5163011Her favorite is probably just regular home style Chinese cooking. My favorite is Mexican, but I can’t any good shit here. Old Orang loves tuna. Any fishy based cat food.
>>5163031>regular home style Chinese cookingthat could be mandarin, szechuan, cantonese, shanghai-style. big range of different ways to arrange carbs and meat. does wife cook good? i bet MIL cooks better than wife. Old orang deserves 100 cans of tuna for putting up with fuckin jefrey.
>>5163032Well, if I specify, it might give away where I’m at. But it’s the local stuff.
We don't give a fuck about what your favorite food is cunt
>>5163033can wife cook? maybe jef is always angry at her because she can't cook delicious crab rangoons
>>5163036Yeah she can cook
>>5163032>pretending region matters in china post ww2Lmfao
Jef on the roofyoutube.com/watch?v=ParCZcKWQhA
>>5163108eye_of_the_cat.mp3
>>5163106>ya gotta be MEAN, Rocko!
Jef thinking about improving his Jackie Gleason impression against old orange
>>5163109You getting into combat sports OP? Thats quite a bag
>>5163165My wife is into kickboxing
>>5163109Ready to train
Saw a calico cat in the stairwell on my morning Jefwalk. I scooped him up and took him home before he could see her, I came back and tried to find her but couldn’t.
>>5163259you were worried about jef being mean and you went back to save her?
>>5163259What would've happened if he saw her?
>>5163263Yes. He would’ve given her the Shoey treatment I’m sure.>>5163264Yeah, I wanted to check to see if she was somebody’s cat. I only saw her for about 2 seconds, squatting in the middle of the stairwell. It was only enough to notice she was a calico. I scooped him up because I didn’t want him to mog her. Came back, looked for her up and down several floors and couldn’t find her.
>>5163258Israel?
Growling at somebody in there
>>5163369Obviously thinking you need to be protected
Old Orang screaming with a toy mousehttps://youtu.be/sQyoj9oFR-g
>>5163403rude!
>>5163403Aww she sounds like she wants you to be impressed shes winning. Does she not want you to pick her up for a good cuddle?
>>5163165he puts wife into the bag when she's being unruly. then he practices his kickboxing
>>5163398even capy is sleepy
>>5163403i love old orang so much it's unreal
>>5163403Damn, the catnip hits the old lady something fierce
>>5163401what a little goober
>>5163484old orang seems like she'd be a good mouser
>>5163557No, she’s autistic and uncoordinated as hell
I think his ears are starting to fold again
>>5163564jef looks so soft
>>5163565tape them
>>5163403yo shes yelling. isnt she just looking for attention/confirmation she did well with the (fake) mouse? is she just looking for a good cuddle OP?
>>5163565well its getting colder in the northern hemispherewe know his ears flop in the cold were going to triangulate you OPbut keep posting ginger cats
>>5163565rape them
>>5163592I’m not exactly sure why she does it, but I think she does it to self-soothe. When I leave the house or she can’t find me, she does it, usually with a sock instead
Jef and Capy - Just Like Heavenhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R8jET4Ii1c8
>>5163632>comrade Capy, what does the Dosimeter says?>it's not 300 roentgen...it's 15,000
>>5163642Jesus Christ, that is possibly the worst cover of that song I have ever, ever heard. You ought to be ashamed of yourself, Randy. I've decided that's your name, btw
>>5163628GRATE JOB JEMF
>>5163655
>>5163670That's the second TPB reference I've seen you make, Randy, after >>5160771
>>5163655DON’T TALK SHIT ABOUT DINOSAUR JR
>>5163632grim, you actually live here
>>5163674That wasn’t OP
>>5163689post hand, sukdeep
