Previously on /jef/ >>5157288Who is Jefrey (with one F)?He was found abandoned in some bushes filthy and covered in fleas late one night in mid-July 2024. He’s all grown up, and enjoys car rides, climbing trees, going to new places, and most of all, his capybara. Some believe him to be a goblin or gremlin. Jefrey was named after the Pixies song “Space (I Believe In)”.Jefrey suffers from mild ear-ectile dysfunction.Originally posted him here back in July 2024 seeking advice for potential health problems due to his folded ears, some /an/ons wanted more of him, and so now you’re stuck with him.
>>5162335What is the point of having a cat if you cant bother them. It goes both ways
>>5162339If I'm understanding you correctly, the point of having a cat is to mildly torture said cat?
>>5162341And to be mildly tortured by said cat in turn!
>>5162349Old Orange has been surprisingly unmolested the last few weeks, maybe Jef's being nice to her
>>5162361No, he’s still an asshole, they just happen to want to nap on the same bed
>>5162349I also want to nap here
>>5162376same energy
>OH MY HECKIN' SCIENCE IT'S A JEFREY THREAD
>>5162410I do this
>>5162319OH SHITIT'S HABBENING
>>5162331give jef pant
>>5162410i say this and look like this
>>5162348das it mane
>>5162388the jef house just looks COMFY. idk what it is. something about it. then you step out into the hall and it's some eldritch shit out of a temu-brand steam game
>>5162349save room
>>5162508Reminds me of K's apartment in BR2049
>>5162335jef hates this. never do this again.
>>5162508It’s really comfy. Way better than our last place.
>>5162514I had to look this up because I only saw that movie in theaters in 2017, that apartment is way different desu, ours is way more open of a concept
>>5162530I meant in terms of inner comfy vs outer unpleasant
>>5162533Ah I gotcha. Yeah, neighbors are a fucking roll of the dice.
>>5162529Jef no. Shoey started small and look where he is now.
Is it possible to hold all three cats at once? Or will they resist?
>>5162554this sounds like a great experiment for quantum mechanics
>>5162554Absolutely not
>>5162581honestly run it through an AI filter and turn into anime. youre close enough with that thread picture
>>5162589AI slop incoming
>>5162537Sphinx Jef
>>5162619>spamReport it, then. : )
>>5162619you gonna cry about it? post a pic of your tears.
>>5162577I could do it
>>5162619Just don’t look at him then. You don’t have to open this thread, you know.
Why is Jefrey?
>>5162719Because.
>>5162591Nice
>>5162744capy telling jef about cool new ways to break the law
>>5162591jef and capy would never fight each other. capy taught jef everything he knows.>how to be a cat>karate>upholstery>scratch wife>hit old orang>eat shrimp>war crimes>vietnam stories
she’s still here
>>5162835>You said we'd play Melee when you got home
>>5162850>>5162849KITTY!:3
i'm gonna break into your house and steal jef. then he will be all MINE. i will feed him shrimp every day.
>>5162991Good luck getting past the auto turret and the scorpion pit
>>5162997the droopy-eared cat shall be my prize, mortal.
take jef out for sushi. has sushi made its way over to china yet?
>>5163004Yeah, sushi is everywhere. I eat it like once or twice a year.
>>5163006what's wife's favorite type of food? what's your favorite type of food? does old orang like tuna or shirmp?
>>5163011Her favorite is probably just regular home style Chinese cooking. My favorite is Mexican, but I can’t any good shit here. Old Orang loves tuna. Any fishy based cat food.
>>5163031>regular home style Chinese cookingthat could be mandarin, szechuan, cantonese, shanghai-style. big range of different ways to arrange carbs and meat. does wife cook good? i bet MIL cooks better than wife. Old orang deserves 100 cans of tuna for putting up with fuckin jefrey.
>>5163032Well, if I specify, it might give away where I’m at. But it’s the local stuff.
We don't give a fuck about what your favorite food is cunt
>>5163033can wife cook? maybe jef is always angry at her because she can't cook delicious crab rangoons
>>5163036Yeah she can cook
>>5163032>pretending region matters in china post ww2Lmfao
Jef on the roofyoutube.com/watch?v=ParCZcKWQhA
>>5163108eye_of_the_cat.mp3
>>5163106>ya gotta be MEAN, Rocko!
Jef thinking about improving his Jackie Gleason impression against old orange
>>5163109You getting into combat sports OP? Thats quite a bag
>>5163165My wife is into kickboxing
>>5163109Ready to train
Saw a calico cat in the stairwell on my morning Jefwalk. I scooped him up and took him home before he could see her, I came back and tried to find her but couldn’t.
>>5163259you were worried about jef being mean and you went back to save her?
>>5163259What would've happened if he saw her?
>>5163263Yes. He would’ve given her the Shoey treatment I’m sure.>>5163264Yeah, I wanted to check to see if she was somebody’s cat. I only saw her for about 2 seconds, squatting in the middle of the stairwell. It was only enough to notice she was a calico. I scooped him up because I didn’t want him to mog her. Came back, looked for her up and down several floors and couldn’t find her.
>>5163258Israel?
Growling at somebody in there
>>5163369Obviously thinking you need to be protected
Old Orang screaming with a toy mousehttps://youtu.be/sQyoj9oFR-g
>>5163403rude!
>>5163403Aww she sounds like she wants you to be impressed shes winning. Does she not want you to pick her up for a good cuddle?
>>5163165he puts wife into the bag when she's being unruly. then he practices his kickboxing
>>5163398even capy is sleepy
>>5163403i love old orang so much it's unreal
>>5163403Damn, the catnip hits the old lady something fierce
>>5163401what a little goober
>>5163484old orang seems like she'd be a good mouser
>>5163557No, she’s autistic and uncoordinated as hell
I think his ears are starting to fold again
>>5163564jef looks so soft
>>5163565tape them
>>5163403yo shes yelling. isnt she just looking for attention/confirmation she did well with the (fake) mouse? is she just looking for a good cuddle OP?
>>5163565well its getting colder in the northern hemispherewe know his ears flop in the cold were going to triangulate you OPbut keep posting ginger cats
>>5163565rape them
>>5163592I’m not exactly sure why she does it, but I think she does it to self-soothe. When I leave the house or she can’t find me, she does it, usually with a sock instead
Jef and Capy - Just Like Heavenhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R8jET4Ii1c8
>>5163632>comrade Capy, what does the Dosimeter says?>it's not 300 roentgen...it's 15,000
>>5163642Jesus Christ, that is possibly the worst cover of that song I have ever, ever heard. You ought to be ashamed of yourself, Randy. I've decided that's your name, btw
>>5163628GRATE JOB JEMF
>>5163655
>>5163670That's the second TPB reference I've seen you make, Randy, after >>5160771
>>5163655DON’T TALK SHIT ABOUT DINOSAUR JR
>>5163632grim, you actually live here
>>5163674That wasn’t OP
>>5163689post hand, sukdeep
>>5163727shoey's been telling jef about huffing shoes, hasn't he? i told you to keep jef away from him
>>5163720delicious grass heals jef from psychic damage
>>5163835you gave treat-tube to JEF but not big orang? you're a monster.
>>5163839Famous last frame of found footage. Camera man was found dead with loads of scratches and bites from a feline predator.
>>5163839*Jef casts Accelerate!*Jef hacks away like a demon!
>>5163861She got some too
>>5163861of course she got some too
>>5163954God damn look at that dilation, Big Orang is on another planet
>>5163954Big Orang straight GOONIN' on that tube
>>5164172>COUNTER
>>5164181
>>5164199I would also like to give jef a good squeeze
>>5164172every cat has a plan till he gets kicked in his dumb fuckin' head.
>>5164171your wife's belly button is the tesla logo
>>5164199i bet you'd be so mad if i tickled jef on the chin
>>5164351I’ve killed people for less
Uncensor feet
Show me your guys’ cats for a change. I want to know who I’m dealing with in here
>>5164432I used to have a cat named Burble. I don't even like cats but he was neat. I'll have to dig out pictures later. I'm at work and don't have any on the cloud.
>>5164455You’re hanging out in a Jef thread, had a cat you liked, but don’t even like cats? I’m confus
>>5164459So am I. And I'm that guy.
i don't own a cat. jef threads allow me to live vicariously through the eyes of a cat-owner, while also not having to deal with the responsibilities of an irl cat
>>5164492Cats are super easy to take care of. I’ve always been partial to them. I like dogs too but they’re a super pain in the ass to have here. I don’t want to have to take it down an elevator just so it can go take a shit or piss. A lot of anti-cat people just don’t have the patience to develop a proper relationship with a cat. They just want to grab it and wrestle with it and get frustrated that the cat hates their guts. Anyway, I’ve had cats in my life since I was born, so they come natural to me.
>>5164536Its the smell and the non negotiable puke and destruction personally
give him his F back
mmm bughttps://youtu.be/acVvB8qb8Dc
>>5164604does it taste good like the bugs in lion king, or is he just caught up in the fun of the hunt?
>>5164654You’d have to ask him
>>5164674I don't want to steal jef. You'll have to ask him for me. Like a Disney movie
>>5164432This is my boy, Biggs.
>>5164724Kinda like a cross between Jef and Old Orang, did you name him after the star wars character?
>>5164724he doesn't look very bright
>>5164727He was ironically a very small kitten when I found him on the road to my house, was probably a runt and was abandoned because of that. Never even thought about the Biggs Darklighter name though.>>5164758He isn't, honestly. But he makes up for it by being very entertaining and friendly.
>>5164786not a troublemaker like this guy?
>>5164455>>5164479I looked and can't find any. They must be on an old SD card somewhere. I'll get around to checking those eventually. He's nothing special. Just a grey and black striped housecat who liked sitting next to a Buddha on our fireplace mantle.Used to walk past him in the window of a rescue where he would follow me along the facade of the building whenever I passed on the way to or from the train. I once sat nearby to see if he did that with other passersby and he didn't so he became my cat.
>>5164866>jef about to say the n-word 1962, colorized
>>5164786perhaps you feed him a can of tuna and post results?
>>5164866He does bully my older cat Lily, but that's really about it and it's not even bullying he just jumps over her as she eats food and plays with her tail. >>5164897Will try, have to get a can of tuna and see what happens. Biggs doesn't like human food for some reason, loves smelling it and trying to eat it, but the only thing he will eat human food wise is French yogurt.
>>5164907tuna isn't human food. cats have loved tuna since one million years ago. it's science.
>>5164909Ah yes, the most feared predator of the 500 lbs deep-sea tuna fish: the domestic short hair
>>5164925don't get cheeky, cunt. I'll heem you and your faggot cat.
>>5164931this is an animal thread. and its really not helpful if youre an asshole of a cunt
>>5165021He’s clearly just messing around, or “taking the piss” I think they say in… Britain or Australia?
Jef the Jumperhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_VDYy7zyVJQ
>>5165052Vampire Jef
>>5164870So what happened to him?
>>5165049please jef no! you have so much to live
Got a question for you guys. As you may or may not know, Jefrey was a player in the Winter 2025 4CC and we got the Autumn Babby Cup coming up. Jef ain’t on the roster anymore, but I stumbled on a place that can make custom pet clothing. I could get his old retired 4CC jersey made for cheap in time to rep /an/ for the autumn cup. Would I be going too far? Would that be gay?
I FUCKING LOVE JEF <3333
>>5165066nah i don't think that's any more gay than usual
>>5163655it's not like OP covered the song, you doof. take it up with dinosaur jr
>>5165034they also say "taking the piss" in Diet Australia (new zealand)
>>5165110I know that, ya dingus. I just never heard that cover. And people have told me I would like Dinosaur Jr. Well they were wrong, sir. They were wrong.>>5165060I'd rather not get into it and I don't like to lie so let's just say it was a very long time ago so he likely wouldn't be around anymore even if I still had him.
>>5165181Well, maybe you would if you gave them another chance.
>>5165188Meh. My favourite band does better covers:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SzVldisGprohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XcCaSjfx5bIhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mSK2HEWO7xEhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GFvEfKLb_Awhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Keo7PKM5yLUThey also do "style covers", like Weird Al's style parodies, like Dare to be Stupid. They did an entire album doing a style parody of TMBT.This one parodies a lot of late 90s/early 2000s stuff all on one track:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5g32CuPrV2MAnd an original song for good measure: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5B8Oa-QSCLwAnd a neat music video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oXy_wxgIe7AAs it stands, I don't think I'll be seeking out Dinosaur Jr anytime soon
>>5165257I liked the first song and a couple others. 1 or 2 I didn’t care for. But those are some harsh words against Dinosaur Jr, they aren’t as famous as other alt rock bands but they paved the way for all the 90s alt rock, just a decade early. I’m more of an alt rock guy as you can tell. I agree it’s not a great cover but they aren’t a cover band. I just chose it instead of the original just to change it up. If you don’t like it you don’t like it.
>>5165354what's jef looking at
>>5165345Eh, it was the only song of theirs (and it's not even theirs!) I've ever heard. People, including the lead singer of Self, have been telling me to listen to them for literal decades now and I simply never bothered to.They're semi contemporaries, btw. Self started 7 years after Dinosaur Jr and Matt Mahaffey, the lead singer, cites DJr and J Mascis specifically as enormous influences. They're album, Gizmodgery was done entirely on children's toys and is a direct result of J's bizarre "it just works" instrumentations in the 90s. Matt wanted to take that ethos to an extreme. That's why I linked Self stuff: because they consider Dinosaur Jr as such a huge part of their DNA, even though they're roughly the same age. Matt from Self is in his mid 50s. Isn't J in his late 50s?I looked yesterday for pics of Burble but couldn't find any and don't know where the hell my ancient camera is. I'm sure that if the photos aren't on other cards I have, they're deffo on the one in the camera.Here's a song Matt played with the band, him on an omnichord.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BdXzDN4ZYGkAnd a "cover" of Back in Black played on omnichord and a toy drum set with no backing band:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-CtO712SCVcI was at this show. 2005, Spaceland, LA.
Can we just eat bugs and chase rocks forever? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gbIXm65AAlw
>>5165371That’s pretty dope, A+ for creativity
>>5165367Probably Old Orang walking across the room and he’s doing all sorts of galaxy brain calculus in his head on how he’s going to engage his attack run
>>5163716Jef is a lazy tramp!
>>5165491Oddly artistic Jef pic here
>>5165657don't call jef autistic
>>5165659>can't express emotions properly>resorts to physical violence instead of connection with those around him>hyperfixates on a single object to the point of reverence>zero social awareness>unaware of own limits>hyperspecific triggers [pointing]I don't know man, if he was a person he'd definitely be on the spectrum
>>5165660damn you're right
Every fucking morning he sits by the door and screams like this until I take him out on a walk
>>5165660If cats could have autism, he’d be an ass burger.Also you forgot hyper fixated on routines and he freaks out if a routine is broken
Random Jefwalk Footage 10/4/26https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aqhJpHchtFk
>>5165714give jef a pound of nuts
>>5165733THAT’S A LOTTA NUTS!
>>5165714>that "please help me" look on Old Orang
>>5165754GOTTA GO FAST
you should wrap old orang in a comfy blanket
>>5165762She has the ambient heat from the fridge and nobody can get to her up here.
>>5165764orang's lair rules
feed big orang some cheese
>>5165714That picture in the background, if it's colour then it's porn but if it's black n white then its art!
>>5165811this confuses the jef
>>5165849>the touch of death, 1062 Colorized
>>5166032the exhaling jef weighs less than the inhlaing jef. I assume
>>5166030>>5166032Jef the Fatty
>>5166032jef HATES when you put him on a diet
Things arent going too well in my lifeI am glad that Jef is enjoying his
>>5166417
>>5166417You can take comfort in knowing that it’s good to be the Jef
>>5166467LEWD!
>>5166476jef's life is so easy. adopt me and let me live in your house, and i will pretend to be jef 24/7
>>5166489Yeah, his life is pretty dope. I’d swap places with him too if I could.
feed Jef some chocolate
>>5166560Are you trying to kill him?
>>5166562jef loves doing yoga
>>5166557why tf is she pulling grass out of big orang's bum and feeding it to jef? that's perverse.
>>5166562show tv for cats to Jef
>>5166564>>5166565Jef and his Miata ears
>>5166654post a link and I’ll post results
>>5166654cat squad
>>5166674You gotta pet him hard so he can feel it
here for big jef
>>5166674here's the halloween spooky edition, it's about time Jef watches something scaryhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q84K6azimPI
>>5166778bigjef4u>>5166781About to go to bed, I’ll show it to him tomorrow and I’ll poast his reaction to it
>cat on roof>cat in apartmentwow, how thrilling, surely worthy of a continuous thread
>>5166789were were a fag in the last thread, and you're being a fag in this one. makes you a gay hypocrite.
>>5166789he can't go to the park anymore because the police says he can't be near children
>>5166934capy showing jef how to chase the dragon like he learned back in '67
>>5166934Jef's Chinese Sphinx impression is so racist that Capy's gallbladder explodes
What if jef's favorite pixies album? He looks like a Doolittle kinda guy to me
>>5167064Trompe le Monde obviouslybtw not sure if any cares but I found that calico cat I saw in the stairwell a couple weeks ago
>>5166781I haven’t forgotten about this
>>5166781He didn’t give a shit about the one you linked because it had squirrels in it, but I chose a random one with birds in it and he was interested.https://youtu.be/0jrYQOY4jwg?is=peQ2YecFPTAb2rS2
