>>5163722
Long legged brown recluse.

VIBRATING recluse

It is, in fact, not a brown recluse.

I've learned to like those when I saw first hand what they can do to bullshit insects.
The only problem I have with them is that like 99% of them seem to be NEETS doing fuck all while 1% are ABSOLUTE MURDERMACHINES doing a complete INSECT CLEANSING with a fucking MOUNTAIN OF CORPSES underneath them.
There doesn't seem to be much of a middleground.

>>5163722
No, that's a cellar spider/daddy long-legs

>>5163747
i just helped my brother move in and he has a mommy long legs with about 100 mini babies in the web. i told him he should rehouse them to a new location but it sounded like he was gonna suck em up with the vacuum instead. if you wanna talk freeloaders then apparently mosquito hawks don’t actually hunt mosquitos? some really good pr they have

>>5163722
That thing eats brown recluses for breakfast and black widows for lunch
Daddy longlegs are bros

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>>5163747
Here's one in my bathroom that guillotined a ton of ants in half

>see one of those fuckers in some random place
>carefully pick him up and put him above my shower because that's where huge ass thick spiders love to emerge from under the ceiling planks
>next morning
>see him chill ON THE FLOOR NEXT TO THE SHOWER
great job retard. that's not where you're supposed to go fishing.

>>5163722
>surrounded in yellow
incontinent recluse

>>5163722
There's a pretty easy test you can perform if you're not sure. Basically, you first grab it onto your hand and then keep poking and annoying it. If it bites you and you die, it was a brown recluse, if you don't, it wasn't.