Is this a brown recluse?
>>5163722Long legged brown recluse.
VIBRATING recluse
It is, in fact, not a brown recluse.
I've learned to like those when I saw first hand what they can do to bullshit insects. The only problem I have with them is that like 99% of them seem to be NEETS doing fuck all while 1% are ABSOLUTE MURDERMACHINES doing a complete INSECT CLEANSING with a fucking MOUNTAIN OF CORPSES underneath them. There doesn't seem to be much of a middleground.
>>5163722No, that's a cellar spider/daddy long-legs
>>5163747i just helped my brother move in and he has a mommy long legs with about 100 mini babies in the web. i told him he should rehouse them to a new location but it sounded like he was gonna suck em up with the vacuum instead. if you wanna talk freeloaders then apparently mosquito hawks don’t actually hunt mosquitos? some really good pr they have
>>5163722That thing eats brown recluses for breakfast and black widows for lunchDaddy longlegs are bros
>>5163747Here's one in my bathroom that guillotined a ton of ants in half
>see one of those fuckers in some random place>carefully pick him up and put him above my shower because that's where huge ass thick spiders love to emerge from under the ceiling planks>next morning>see him chill ON THE FLOOR NEXT TO THE SHOWERgreat job retard. that's not where you're supposed to go fishing.
>>5163722>surrounded in yellowincontinent recluse
>>5163722There's a pretty easy test you can perform if you're not sure. Basically, you first grab it onto your hand and then keep poking and annoying it. If it bites you and you die, it was a brown recluse, if you don't, it wasn't.
