>gf and I plan on getting a Cane Corso puppy (pic related, look at this absolute beast)>she literally wants to name him Cutie, I want to name him Caesar (which is ideal, draws back to his lineage and is strong like a Corso)Cutie or Caesar, /an/?
>>5163775Name him Chris
>>5163775animals should have silly names, i'd go with cutie over that. it's like, the equivalent of naming your husky Loki. >>5163778normal human names are also ironically funny when applied to an animal. I had a hamster named Steven.
>>5163775caesar if youre a profligate kaiser if youre a fag
>>5163775Both names are horrible and don't fit a dog.
Name him Dunlop.
>>5163775Name him bimblo
Lets start with this: you're gonna get a dog. Not a puppy. Do you understand?
Be a man, put your foot down and name the pup Caligula just to fuck with her
>>5163970Im sorry you'll never find love
>>5163775GAIVS IVLIVS CAESAR
>>5163974>implyingI've been off the market for quite some time sweetheart
>>5163775Meet in the middle and call him Augustus, Augie for short.
>>5163963pls don't chop his ears off OP
