Fat Fuck EditionPrevious: >>5156929
Why have I seen many fat cats but I've never once seen a fat dog? I know fat dogs exist but I've never seen one, ever.
>>5165563cat owners are retarded.
>>5165563Making cats fat is good for the environment. They can't catch the birds that way.Making dogs fat is bad for the environment. Fat dogs take giant mushy shits that are impossible to clean up. Skinny dogs shit bricks that leave negligible residue and are easy to throw far enough to land them on rooftops and apartment balconies (just use a plastic bag for sanitation and get a handful of dirt in it or something so no one asks why you have an empty dog shit bag)
>>5165581No, i looked it up and it's simply physiological. While most American pets are as fat as most Americans (about 2/3 of cats and over half of all dogs), cats have that primordial pouch that stores their chunkage while dogs generally spread their fat around the body roughly evenly so they won't look as fat as a cat might. Furthermore, people tend to post pics and videos of their heckin' chonkerino cats while exceptionally obese dogs are rarely seen in public (can't walk) and rarely videod or photographed not to mention that cats can live as obese animals while dogs tend to die of their obesity at higher rates. So there you have it. It's not that cats are uniquely more likely to be obese or that cat owners are retarded, it's just that they can carry it while dogs cannot.>>5165583My dog was cat-like in that she buried her poos. She didn't just kick dirt over it with her hind legs like a dog typically does. She actively used her front paws to dig a mound of dirt onto her poo. She was thin. People sometimes commented that she looked sickly but I was assured that she was the perfect weight
been a month since one of my cats died and the other has shown 0 grief. if anything he seems a bit happier.
>>5165563Cats get fat when their balls are snipped
>>5165560How dare you call cats fat. No cat can be fat buttsniffer. They are just big boned and beautiful chunky boys and girls. Dont you ever slander the cat ever again. I was being nice this time. Next time I will not hesitate to bring out the claws. HISS!
any issues with adopting 7 month old siblings from the local spca?
>>5165734>7 monthsused goods. they will never love you fully
>>5165652Did you show it the body? It may not know anything has changed.
my 14 years old male cat has been exclusively eating premium brand wet canned food. (RAWZ).in all his life, he only went to the vet once to get snipped.i recently went to the vet to finally get check up.he's healthy. zero stone in his kidney.feed your cats wet food, people.my cat is very slim. he's still so strong.the vet was trying to scold me because i never got my cat any vaccines or regular check-ups but then when i told him i feed him that wet food, he was visibly like 'oh..'.
>>5165781Watch your privilege, little man. Not everyone can afford a 100% wetfood diet for their furbaby.
>>5165782i am poor as dirt. i just don't indulge coffee, energy drink, snacks etc.i literally live off of government subsidies. my phone is 5 years old iphone SE 2.you can sacrifice a bit for your cat. i don't eat a lot. my cat's food bill may be bigger than me.
>>5165783Dont you ever try and fucking get between me and my starbies.
>>5165782Not him, but it's either that or my cat starves to death since she can't eat kibble anymore.
>>5165563It's a lappet issue. Chihuahuah's and dachshunds are some of the more common fat dogs and it's cause they are some of the more commonly kept inside and little exercized dogs there are
>>5165781was gonna make a comment about the cheetah being bigger than the panther but then i saw the lion bigger than tiger too lol
>>5165783>my phone is 5 years old iphone SE 2.I had my 4g phone from launch in 2011 until 4g was sundowned in 2021. And I've had my current phone since. I'm not poor, I just hate planned obsolescence. All I need the cunt to do is send and received messages and calls. I don't use apps. I don't game. I'm a crotchety middle aged dad. I just need my phone to be a phone.>>5165934Yeah, I already recanted that in >>5165588. I was just asking an open question in >>5165563
>>5165560Repost from last thread Brother's stupid cat just went through the trash and swallowed a large piece of steak bone.Has this happened to anyone else before?He is a big cat but I didn't expect him to be able to open up the trash can and eat something so large.
>>5165581>dogs are retarded.ftfy
>>5165962You know cats are objectively less intelligent than dogs. I am a true cat lover and a true science lover. If you call dogs retarded then what are cats? Hyper retarded? Giga idiots? Both???Watch your words next time you think of making a post okay? We all need to do our part for all cats and catkind.
A friend has a new babby kitteh! About 3-4 weeks, assumed female! Help us name Her! I'm thinking Callie, Eleanor, Elaine or Boudicca!
Why are they like this?
>>5166005Nugget.
>>5166005Timothena juniorMinervaTabitha juniorSixseven juniorTungtungJimmyjohn junior
>>5166005Bonne chance, Elaine!
>>5166058Thank you ai
>>5166048
>>5165563When I was a kid my parents had a couple they were friends with, an they had a grotesquely obese wiener dog. When he wanted a belly rub he just lifted his legs like landing gear and would blob over onto his back. I've also seen plenty of fat labs. My grandparents had a chocolate lab called Bear who was just a big fat lump of shit who would eat anything.
>>5166048Parts of my welcome home ritual with my cat is petting him, and he immediately falls onto his side and shows his tummy, as cats do, but having had cats I know this isn't an invitation, except with my cat, he grabs my hand in his paws and puts it against his upper chest so I can scruff his fur, which then has him try to put my hand on top of his head, and then back on the best, until he gets excited and tries to bunny kick my hand, I ball up my fist (which is right under his chin) and his bunny kicks make me "punch" him in the jaw.
>>5166121Release him!
>>5165654Nah thats you
>>5166272I appreciate this fancy lad.
>>5165962This
>>5166295See>>5165969
>>5166005Skullcrusher Murderfiend
POWERFUL
>>5166005Clarise so you can come home and say "Hello.. Clarise..."
>>5165962Basically yeah
>What did you say about me?!
>>5166372Lose some weight tubby
>>5166379>I shall now make your life passive aggressively worse.
Meo
cats can't taste sugar, but they can taste glutamatesi've been adding sugar and liquid aminos to wet food to attract local cats and make them fat af. wish me luck.
>>5166493My cats have a loved marshmallows
i don't like playing with my cat
>>5166582soulless golem
>>5165563I am visiting family. Two houses - brother and father. They both own three dogs. They both have only one dog that is anywhere near a healthy weight. The other four are arthritic, obese, cant breathe right fat tubs of lard.
>>5166705>goes to litter box>comes back 5 minutes later tracking clay debris and disease
>>5166705I have the opposite problem. When I first got my kittens they wanted to sleep on top of me the entire night. I'd set them down and they'd jump back up.
my senior cat died recently and my (now only) other cat doesn’t like cuddling. there’s a cute old orange cat on one of the shelter pages and i’m thinking about getting him. the description says he likes chin rubs and is talkative which is how my previous guy was
>>5166493>>5166582>>5166710>The anti cat schizo is having another manchild tantrumKek what a loser
>>5166803schizo aside how do you deal with the litterbox and random litter that the cat carries around after they finish shitting?Going from a cat that shit outside and by the time he got back all the dirt was left outside to finding random grains of sand everywhere in an apartment has been a rather annoying change.
>>5166805I keep the litter tray in the bathroom, have a large mat under it and try to hoover once a day.This seems to be the best solution I could manage and has cut down on ~90% of sand
>>5166808Did that. It almost feels like the little bastard is actively trying to move the dirt everywhere as protest for no longer being outside.Currently it has mat inside the bathroom and right outside the door of it. Somehow it still ends everywhere. Short hair cat too.
>>5166705Same. I feel like I disappointed them when this happens.
>>5166868What a small little dude.
>>5166907Spotted dick
>>5166805I use tofu litter pellets that are quite thick, thicker than usual, and it tracks very rarely outside the litterbox, and even then then occasional pellet will remain stuck to the rug outside the litterbox. I see like 1-2 pellets a week that are on the floor, and I have maine coons
>>5166945Your cat looks like someone set the chin and jaw sliders to 100%
>>5166991That cat doesn't meow, it mews
>>5166991too bad he's the total opposite of a chad personality-wise. he is very friendly but that weasely looking cat could kick his ass probably
>>5166945>>5167032so beautiful
>>5165560he ate the football
Huge news
Love this little oreo
>>5167136cute cookie
>>5167136i love tuxedo cats so much, with that pattern or similar patterns to that one
~13 year old cat has started running around again and acting like her younger self for theI don't know what this means or what happened but I'm feeling good about it. For a few years she avoided much social interaction. But during the past two, she's been slowly getting back into it all. Pretty interesting.
Does anyone else make mtg cards based off their pets?
>>5167117Intelligence or willingness/ability to understand what people are telling them to do? Huskies are smart but they care little about what they're told to do, and aren't the best at learning new tricks.
It's been 3 weeks and I still wake up with him being the first thing on my mind. I would do anything to spend another day with him.
>>5167516I did this when I was little but Pokemon. Also with my stuffed animals. I remember one in particular, a stuffed duck I turned into a electric/flying type called Eleduck or something.
>>5167744Cute.
This is Pixel, he is a cornish rex. say something nice about him.
>>5167897That is an insanely cute smile
What is the best cat harness in the market? My cat was an outdoor/indoor I recently moved to the city and now live in an apt so i can’t just let him out like i used too.
saw a missing cat posted to pawboost nearby. went out at 3am and ended up finding a cat that looked awfully similar but the poor picture quality didn't give me the best hope it was her. hopefully the owner will get back to me and send me some better pictures. I sent the 10~ I took but it felt inconclusive, her most distinctive trait in the pawboost picture was missing.
>>5168005Did you grab the cat or something?
>>5167897Pugs have nightmares about looking like this cat. That’s why they always wake up happy. >it could be so much worse!
>>5167595That's rough.My old cat would always wedge himself in the small of my back at night, and the first thing I would do when I woke up was reach back and pet him while I was waking up. After he died for the next few months I'd reach back on instinct and then get really depressed when I realized he wasn't there. I tend to toss and turn a lot at night, but he figured out that if he wedged himself there I would stay in one spot. I've also got a bad back, so it was like having a living breathing fuzzy squishy purring hot water bottle.
Anyone know what condition this cat has? It's Fedja_kot on Instagram.
>>5167924>>5168028I dont get it, are you saying the cat is ugly? Or pugs are ugly? Or both?
>rescue a ~4 year old girl from my backyard>wary of people but crazy affectionate, would rather get pets than eat food even when she was feral>spooked to be in a brand new spot (quaratined in the basement bathroom) but warming up to us>kinda crusty eyes/nose, congested - has a nasty URI, smells like someone cut open a homeless guy's dreadlock and feels about as greasy>need to bathe her to clean her up a bit, also to followup on the capstar to nuke any flea eggs/larvae>bath goes about as well as could be expected, but we've had worse, helps that she's a runt>somehow zero dead fleas, no flea dirt, not even the telltale rusty colored water, just dirt>have lost all goodwill, back to square one with fear/avoidance Gonna introduce her to the wonder and magesty of supermarket rotisserie chicken to regain some GBP, wish me luckPic related
>>5168162Make sure to rub your fingers on the fatty tissue of the rotisserie chicken. Cats love licking that shit.
>>5168145He looks literally inflated:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2mNyNjK0y3g
Recently got a kitten after a few months of mourning for my wife's 26 year old childhood cat passed that back in late Spring/early Summer. I didn't grow up with cats myself so it's a new experience for sure, didn't realize how fast cats grow for example since the five month old kitten is now around the size the 26 year old cat was. She's a pretty good cat, bit of a weirdo though since she really really likes to suck on blankets.
>>5168187Delete this post.You don't know what you've done.
>>5168017It was a young feral, possibly female would not get close. It was way too timid. I spent about 40 minutes sitting on the ground and she only got close enough for a picture for food and that was about 7 feet away. She was a beautiful tuxedo girl with pretty green eyes and a black spot on her pink nose.I saw some humane traps in the area, I'm under the impression someone is looking out for them. In hindsight I want to avoid hindering their efforts by feeding (not something I planned on doing), just could not conclusively say it wasn't the cat I was looking for.The original cat has been missing for about 6 months, quite a long time for an area that gets a decent amount of fox activity. Such a shame she hasn't turned up for them.
Thoughts on getting a second cat??
>>5168254Depends on your first cat
>>5168256She's pretty chill I think
>>5168259My girl is very nice to humans but she hates other catsYou have to know if your girl likes other cats
>>516822426 years old, wow that's wild
>>5168269fat
my cat has learned to shit whenever i'm eating just to gross me out
