How do you defend yourself against a wild boar?
>>5167678Climb a tree
>>5167678Is he okay?
>>5167678Why did it give the second boar goat horns
Why is Fantano like this?
>>5167678wtf is this real
the real question is did it have feathers six billion years ago and if there’s an accurate fossil record for the tranny to argue with the schizophrenic
did they train sora on gmod videos or something, why does everything wig out like a source ragdoll
>>5167686About as okay as any fictional being can be
>>5167678I too like to film myself shitting without any toilet paper left in case a boar/ram hybrid jumps through my window
>>5167678Best defense is to stay away stay loud in the woods don't surprise a mamma they are normally fairly skittish and will run away from loud humans but if you sneak up on one or a mother with a litter it will gore you, I know a couple of hunters that nearly died from being gored in difficult terrain they survived because they were close to a main road and had sidearms. second guy lost a leg in the incident. He had to shoot it 9 times before it went down. Came back from the pub, drove through the woods on a misty night, decided on a piss next to to he road walked right up to the wrong bitch.Hand to hand? A juvenile maybe if you're a specimen. An adult? if you're not armed and you actually gave it a reason to consider you a threat you should be able to run away, you have to zig zag though they are fat with shorter legs fighting is not a option they are fucking tanks (source had a pig farm)
>>5167678defend yourself against one hog?you need 1/30th to 1/50th of an assault rifle
>>5167678Ai is out of control
>>5167678Shotgun. If you're unarmed you're fucked.
Now the question nobody is answering. Why is this filmed?
>>5168235They've done this before
>>5167678>second boar has hornsoh my god, it's a demon
>>5167678Step 1: Place a camera in your bathroom, if youre going to fight one this is the most likely spot and you'll want proof in case of litigationStep 2: partially shidStep 3: when they come in smear your turtlin shid on them60% of the time this works every time
Ill bet youre not laughing now at /k/ for telling you that everyone needs a toilet gun...>mines a 1909 bottom eject Remingron model 10 with alternating loads of 00 buck and slugs.
>>5167678what kind animal is that
>>5168948https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6hiHhkH3x4g
>>5167697>whole room is shaking>outside perfectly stillIts clearly a set.
>>5167697The glass breaks twice before the "boar" comes in and while the thing is halfway through.
>>5168948Wolperboar
>>5168948Sloppasaurus
>>5167678357 magnum to the skullNot sure if 9mm takes one shot to kill it to the head,they look tanky in the head region
>>5167678Boar spear
BOAR WHOREON AN OPEN FIELD, NED
>>5169149Yeah 9mm wouldn't work unless you were really lucky.
>>5167697-Glass breaks twice-Second boar has sheep horns-Guy is still wearing a second set of shorts while taking a shit-Boar is already reflected in the mirror before it's even through the window-There is no toilet paper on the roll which just floats next to the wall-Sink clips into the wall-He has a camera in his toiletDefinitely real.
>>5168594what's the idea in alternating slugs and buckshot?
