why are these guys so goofy and friendly
>>5167982I always thought that they were just really intelligent and really sociable. And those two things together just lead to them being quite friendly.
>>5167982>take girlfriend to the atlanta aquarium for valentines day >go to the beluga section >its floating there rubbing its massive cock against the glass >gf blushes Belugas can go fuck themselves.
>>5168462hes the teaser, you retard, hes getting her in the mood so you can fuck her
>>5168462he's messaging you to fuck her
>>5168466 and >>5168469 get to fuck >>5168462's gf and the beluga can join in too if it wants
>>5168462shoulda whipped it out and rubbed it against the glass like picrel
>>5168705literally this but with anon and the beluga's cocks
>>5168462lmao what's humanboy gonna do
>>5168511what a fucking asshole
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>>5168462Fucking mogged
>>5168462>>5168705>>5168733Holy fucking KEK
>>5168733that's what I was alluding to, sir
>>5167982They’re not. I did an interactive program at an aquarium where you swim with them and one almost drowned me so no, fuck em.
>>5168121>really intelligent and really sociable. And those two things together just lead to them being quite friendly.The most intelligent and sociable species are often quite violent and evil (chimps, dolphins, elephants, etc)
>>5168992Elephants are famously pretty chill, it's just that A. They hold grudges AndB. Sometimes the males get driven into a frenzy by a massive dose of hormones during muskIf they were as violent as chimps they would have been exterminated centuries ago.
>>5168995Look at the vastly decreased range of the Asian elephant over the centuries. They were definitely exterminated wherever humans chose to reside.Also lots of male violence among mammals is driven by hormonal rage. Also elephants are necrophiles.
>>5168997>They were definitely exterminated wherever humans chose to reside.There are many more animals that can be said of than otherwise.
>>5168462>cvcked by a belvgaIt's joever for you.
>>5167982>why are these guys so goofy and friendlyit's their porpoise in life
I knew a chick once that, swear to god, looked like a beluga pretending to be a human. Clever girl too.
>>5171215Carlos, you retard, they're Dolphins.
>>5169502What a Chad
>>5171217maybe it was a beluga pretending to be a human, you ever think about that?
