I have an unusually brave, intelligent, and social hedgehog. Examples:1. He permits me to handle him and will almost immediately unball whenever I pick him up.2. He shows absolutely no fear when I trim his nails. He rarely, if ever, fidgets or fusses and just watches me trim them with intense curiosity.3. He permits me to kiss his forehead, even lowering his head with a smile (yes...hedgehogs are a rare animal that can smile) in anticipation of forehead kisses. To him is a form of greeting.4. He permits me to boop his nose with my nose and will boop my nose and other people's noses as a form of greeting. 5. He permits me to cuddle his nose with my nose or if I place my face near him he will use my nose as a pillow.6. He takes baths with no fussing. He will even swim happily and explore without prompting, then come over to me to either get rinsed off or lightly brushed. 7. He will bark loudly (though at his size it sounds like a sharp tiny duck quack) a singular time to get my attention. 8. He will make happy little squeeky/chirping sounds when he's trying to tell me he's happy.9. He will permit me to pet his tail sometimes (most hedgehogs seem to hate this, but he tolerates it and will even sometimes leave his tail outside his pouch to get me to pick him up).10. He will crawl over to me from over 10 ft. away just to sit by me. For a hedgehog that's like crawling a hundred yards, especially with how blind they are.
11. He will chew on my hair after his bath to annoint himself and make himself smell like me.12. He will permit me to take him out of his pouch while he is laying on his back with his little arms and legs all stretched out.13. He hisses and huffles slightly at literal villains on tv whenever they speak. He especially hates Cobra Commander and Starscream.14. He will ham it up and pout like his whole world is falling apart if I don't pick him up for pets, then immediately smile and get all happy when I do. He does the same when he's hungry after playing with his cardboard tube for hours.15. He absolutely hates being filthy and will pout until I give him a bath or a quick rinse. Then he's happy again.16. He will come over to me when I call his name. Unless he's hyperactive or pouting at the moment.Etc., etc., etc.Has anyone ever had positive experiences like this with a hedgehog before? I have, but he seems uncharacteristically social.He even likes the large dogs that my family has. He will boop their noses, sniff them, and watch them.He even lets them sniff him before they wander off to find new smells.
Is it possible that socializing hedgehogs properly leads to this? ...or am I unconsciously training him? People keep telling me I'm unnaturally adept at raising and understanding hedgehogs and other animals. Maybe I should become a zookeeper?
PS:Welcome to my blog.
>>5168029More like your hedgeblog hehehe
>>5168027Maybe you should take your medication, Hedgieschizo.
You posted this before, word for word. Please leave whatever poor neurotypical person you are obsessed with alone.
>>5168053>>5168051Hedgehogs are awesome.
>>5168061She doesn't even know you exist dude move on with your life.
>>5168052>>5168053>>5168068>off topic troll postsAre you a jeet? I've seen abusive posts like yours before. They were posted, just like in this instance, by some deranged jeet who was obsessed with badgers for some reason. Presumably because he sexually abuses them and is absolutely fixated on hating anyone who likes hedgehogs, which are some of the most helpful critters around, given that they eat insects that commonly plague gardens. You should probably think before posting, because you're really only showing people you're a deranged sociopath like all jeets. Be better and people won't hate you so much. OP clearly likes hedgehogs. He also doesn't seem to care about you one way or the other, which is fucking hilarious considering how much effort you put in to try to "get him". Anyway, cool hedgehog post, OP. Let us know if your little buddy does anything else that's cool. :)
How many times are you going to post the same deluded schizo shit?
>>5168133He wants people to find the person that originally posted this on facebook or ig or wherever and harrass them because they wouldn't fuck him
>>5168133>>5168152>samefags
