[a / b / c / d / e / f / g / gif / h / hr / k / m / o / p / s / t / u / v / vg / vm / vmg / vr / vrpg / vst / w / wg] [i / ic] [r9k / s4s / vip] [cm / hm / lgbt / y] [3 / aco / adv / an / bant / biz / cgl / ck / co / diy / fa / fit / gd / hc / his / int / jp / lit / mlp / mu / n / news / out / po / pol / pw / qst / sci / soc / sp / tg / toy / trv / tv / vp / vt / wsg / wsr / x / xs] [Settings] [Search] [Mobile] [Home]
Board
▼ Settings Mobile Home
/an/ - Animals & Nature

Name
Options
Comment
Verification
4chan Pass users can bypass this verification. [Learn More] [Login]
File
  • Please read the Rules and FAQ before posting.

08/21/20New boards added: /vrpg/, /vmg/, /vst/ and /vm/
05/04/17New trial board added: /bant/ - International/Random
10/04/16New board for 4chan Pass users: /vip/ - Very Important Posts
[Hide] [Show All]


[Advertise on 4chan]


File: 1513226369645.jpg (96 KB, 557x746)
96 KB JPG
A customer at work was going off about her cats and showing me pictures on her phone of how cute her cats were and I had to play along because I have to be nice to customers, then she asked me how many cats I have and I said zero, and her demeanor flipped 180 and she absolutely couldn't conceive of the fact I didn't have, nor did I want, cats. Why are cat owners like this?
>>
once you understand what toxoplasmosis does to other animals that are infected all behavior of cat owners will start to make sense, the parasite seeks to infect more hosts.
>>
>>5169547
>why is the owner of a pest that spreads behavior altering brain parasites acting irrationally in a way that benefits aforementioned pest
That's what I'm working on figuring out. I'll make another post here as soon as I do.
>>
File: folder.jpg (989 KB, 3000x2000)
989 KB JPG
>>
>>5169547
>A random person did this one thing to me once WHY IS EVEYONE LIKE THAT!!!???
>>
>>5169579
Have you never met a cat owner in your life? They are obsessed with the pests.
>>
>>5169547
Cats are brood parasites; they evolved neotenous proportions and they communicate (demand) with us through sounds that resemble a baby crying. When you say you don't like cats, to a cat person it's like saying "fuck no I think your kids are ugly freaks"
>>
>>5169582
I have several around me. They're normal folks. You just live in the third world
>>
>>5170177
There's nothing normal about having your behavior be controlled by parasites
>>
Normal people like cats. OP probably sperged out in reality and is conveniently leaving it out of the story.
>>
>>5170221
Normal people like cats.
Cat owners make cats their entire identity.
>>
File: folder.jpg (842 KB, 3000x2000)
842 KB JPG



[Advertise on 4chan]

Delete Post: [File Only] Style:
[Disable Mobile View / Use Desktop Site]

[Enable Mobile View / Use Mobile Site]

All trademarks and copyrights on this page are owned by their respective parties. Images uploaded are the responsibility of the Poster. Comments are owned by the Poster.