Previously on /jef/ >>5168031Who is Jefrey (with one F)?He was found abandoned in some bushes filthy and covered in fleas late one night in mid-July 2024. He’s all grown up, and enjoys car rides, climbing trees, going to new places, and most of all, his capybara. Some believe him to be a goblin or gremlin. Jefrey was named after the Pixies song “Space (I Believe In)”.Jefrey suffers from mild ear-ectile dysfunction.Originally posted him here back in July 2024 seeking advice for potential health problems due to his folded ears, some /an/ons wanted more of him, and so now you’re stuck with him. Please be patient, he has autism.
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>>5172715Kek
>>5172719lunch
>>5172715big orang is absolutely not amused by this
>>5172712>ai slop
>>5172712>slopThis is a new low for Jefrey poster
>>5172719The jef-verse expands. I didn't know you had goldfish. They are colored the same as old orang and big orang!
>>5172776Those were my mother in law’s, and she had to move to another city. Welp, I guess we have goldfish now.
>>5172720>yearning intensifies
>>5172799If you keep it in that bowl you won't have it for much longer
>>5172820They’ve been alive for about a year I think. There’s an air pump in there for bubbles and we change the water about every 2 days.
we need some Shoey
>>5172827Shoey’s owner is my wife’s friend. Next time I go over there I will bring some.
>>5172712Shouldn't it be Acapylypse Meow
>>5172832The thought crossed my mind, but that would’ve been a little too gay
I think apocalypse meow is good enough. God imagine being a fish in an empty bowl. They must be so bored
>>5172834this. put some fuckin rocks in there or something, OP
>>5172827this
what did the jef household do for halloween? do they even do halloween stuff in china?
>>5172850We didn’t do shit on Halloween. I’m not much of a drinker anymore so that wasn’t in the cards. It’s mildly celebrated here but mostly as a way for businesses to promote stuff. It’s mostly for kids and young people to party. There’s no culture of grabbing your pillowcase and going door to door for candy unfortunately.
>>5172856what if you put jef in a pillowcase and went door to door demanding everyone pet him
