Secretly giving your cats a piece of salmon—knowing the rest of your family hates it because the cats go crazy afterward—is like a dad slipping a child a piece of candy behind mom’s back.
>>5174042If I'm giving a cat anything that fatty it's because I want it shit all over their house.
my stupid cat ate a string yesterday and today I had to pull it out of his ass, it was just hanging there and the smell was fucked up, like a cattle farm.
>>5174234jej "pull it out janny"