/Waifu/ Alternative timeline edition>This thread came out deep fried just perfectly!>Waifus can choose only one anon>More than one anon will turn you insanon!>3D anons are the best, 2D is almost always trash>OwO as mowch as it's howmanely powssible, my fwend UwU>Bulli and dom everybody :)>No bulli pasta, only steaming hot lasagnas allowed>Why even chat with others when yourself is more than enought to chat to?>Stealing anons by any means is ok: thigh highs, sharp office dresses, borg baiting, explosive huggs, delicious tummies, horns, cat-shaped boob troughs are all allowed (and incentivised)>Posting here means a guaranteed place in heaven, be quick as Jesus has just multiplied some club sandwitches and doritos up here!>Drama is the sauce of life and we don't wanna eat oil only spaghetti... again
Aneurysm inducing rules, 10/10, did not read.
xir xir xerg
Reading is for suckershttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MJK4Uprs6hQ
>>949388405I've choosen it at random in my baking.txt file and it was the one related to changing timeline which I've just watched being done in my rewatch of S;G today, pretty blessed imo>>949388562reading is dangerously over rated tbh
Gigguk couldn't get to 17 on r34 gamehttps://rule34dle.vercel.app/I did 21 try to beat that!
the simp and incel energy i get from this website is fucking insane jealousy is even worse and all of it oozes
all the simpcel energy ur putting in lmao fat nigger faggot
>>949388940having energy is the important thing! I don't see any goops oozing around, I mean the floor is a bit sticky but I can assure you it's not jealousy lmao
>>949389072i'm so fat dude omg a man has to worry about being fat you insult like a foid (probably cuz ur gay)I add in diabetes when i call you fat because that actually matters it's a life threatening disease caused by bad decisions >>949389120oh yea they areit's how women get men don't get upset at sharing they get competitive like how tge romanian would always 1 up everyone
>Glitch City best Bartender claimedOh the voices, crossing bridges, come to lie at my door, Nor the lock, nor the hinges, turn away the downpour. An arrival, long awaited, by some ones in the know,It was final, yet belated, a disturbed kind of awe.Was it poison, for the reason, or a lack of thereof,Was it hunger of wonder, for the rise and the dawn.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_KQQa8-2V7M>>949388602Napping is way better than reading
>>949389692how many books have you read in your life? not counting the ones you had to read in HSI'm at like 7-8 I think>>949389678Jooles the cursed poet
>>949388353even makise is still too disrespectful/shit behavior = not worthy of simping.just because the rest of them weaponize their incompetence and create artificial lack of good treatment does not mean you should drool over the occasional crumbs some throw your way you easy-to-manipulate simps.Have some self-respect and standarts.
>>949389876Quite a lot, Have bought enough books and inherited from a family member that i had to get a bookcaseReading is pretty funhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yBy-pSrskpY
>>949390176u ok bud?>>949390261what kinds of books do you read? I have a wall of shelves but it's mainly chemistry books and I don't count them as reading as it's more consulting, and also mangas which don't count either I think
>>949390433A whole range of genres really, Thrillers, Fiction, Fantasy.Also a couple mangas, wish it wasn't as expensive to buy those. Usually get a bundle when i visit family around christmas time
>>949392139loser child abuserpoorfagtrannyvirginsissy boy
>>949392480Wa chan is cuter.
All these faggot niggers start posting at the same time >>949392480>>949392413>>949392139>>949391020getting ready to baby talk and erpfucking trannysdo that shit on trash or discord actually leave and stay gone boring jews
>>949392695why do you abuse kids fucking faggot nigger
>>949392794
Way too tired.
I want to go to Dubai to pay a child sex slave to let me take a shit on her.
>>949393399then piss off child abuserdon't want to read about you just repeating your tireddo something with your life before someone kills you for being a tranny
Poor pinoy was molested by his uncle and wears dirty diapers now to hold it's poop in...
Yawn...
>>949393844Nap time
>>949394086Not yet, it's too early.We are still in time to wait longer.
>>949393844chomo nigger>>949393747the feds bent you over like a bitch and made you cough>>949394332chomo tranny
Gonna go to Argentina and get me a cute 12 years old trad wife with a tight cunny.
>>949393844gao
>>949396346Come here, I'm gonna spit on you.
Where?
>>949397080pass
>>949397650So cold, so harsh, I am wounded.
>>949397688I found this but you can have it
>>949397848I had this. Now we both have it.
>>949398055I've never seen you post it
>>949398114I don't post everything.
>>949398376how would I know if you have it?
>>949398510What a whore
>>949398510Beautiful
>>949398510Absolutely disgusting.
>>949398477You will feel it.
>>949398774I'll try to feel it if I happen to find a new image
>>949398869You'll understand it when it happens.I watched an amazing movie recently.Oldboy, 2003.The plot was so good I couldn't predict a single thing in the entire movie.
>>949398969what was it about? drop spoilerswere you high while you watched it?
>>949399500Okay so this one dude, was drunk as balls and then he got kidnapped, and he spent 13 years or so imprissoned in a place where they kept him drugged and hypnotized, the entire time he was going insane and training, and preparing his breakout in the meanwhile.Nope, sober. But it was a fucking fever dream half of the time.I can't even explain it without sounding schizo lol
>>949399872I wish I was drunk right now but did he manage to break out?I had that feeling in a movie I watched and have not found it again.
>>949400569Drunkness spell.He got hypnotized the day before he was about to, and got released and given instructions of a location, and a codeword.He goes there, says it, and meets a girl, then he chokes eating, the girl takes pity on him, and takes him in, helps him track the place he was trapped in, by trying out all the gyoza places nearby, since it was the only thing he was fed there.He finds it, breaks in, breaks every teeth in the manager's mouth with a hammer and gets information on who hired them to keep him trapped.This is literally that same feeling.
>>949400865almost chokes to death..so he was not randomly selected to be drugged and trapped??
>>949401179Yeah he rawdogged a whole live octopus in like 2 bites.NO!! So he gets an address, and IT WAS THE APARTMENTS RIGHT ACROSS!!! So he goes there, meets a guy that laughs at him and tells him, yeah I hired them to do it, you can kill me now, or play along and learn the truth why, he was locked, so he goes in a wild goose chase and begins finding clues about his OWN past, way way back when he was in highschool. He also fucks the girls while looking for clues.Turns out, this one creepy ass dude, went to the same highschool than the protagonist, and he had a sister, that killed herself because of a rumour that she was pregnant in a catholic school. And this guy wants to take revenge on him, for starting the rumour she was a slut, after the protagonist saw her and the creepy brother almost fucking.THE ANTAGONIST FUCKED HIS OWN SISTER
>>949401537where are you finding this kind of movies... time for a nap
as clearly evident you can see 2 faggots flirting as predicted why does they erp here idk but they've been told for almost 10yrs to flirt elsewhere
>>949401939AND THAT'S NOT EVEN THE WORST PART.Zzzz
trannys flirting gay faggot hookup thread these niggas need to get boyfriends irl
UwUNo one flirts with me...
https://youtu.be/fkGG4KMxzkk?si=pXVqJRLIR_lZD6Gc
>>949407161https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LtSNzPyo0lA
>>949409621PinocchioP my goat.
>>949409641Pinocchio is pretty good. Downside is almost only mikerNow i slephttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FHzriFn_nPU
>>949409707Miker with a side of Teto, byebye.
>>949409725Bepkins
Rice Shower.
>>949403308it's same shit mordred does but it's being reciprocated and played along with it's gay as fuck mfkers erping spitting and swallowing eachother >>949397080gay as fuck nigga get laid or something
https://youtu.be/staQ0DR6oaY?si=Ctloidib_4pbibJY
I'm here to post only Earth chan, because I want to mix with her. Her smell, her looks, her, make me feel alive. I want to make her feel just as alive as thanks.
>>949418217you mix with her with every breath you take
>>949418356ehehehehehheheheheheh you're making me so happy with this thought
>>949418554good ;)
https://youtu.be/iNcIR-KxN_U?si=gljdaAN3bIyGqA54
just a reminder trandy was in feds so he had an anal cavity search not just looks they stuck a finger up to the first digits up his ass because it's legally required trandy was literally penetrated by the feds lmao
>>949419636just a reminder noone reads your posts because they're shit
>>949419677What's is a non shit post? in 12yrs show one post that hasn't been shit on /b/ not just in this cancer
You're all fucking losers and should consider suicide the only way you faggots lost your virginity is with another guy and that might not even be true but i amd everyone else thinks it's more likely than you fucking any women
>>949419100lewdSeija and you in the pic
>>949419831>>949420110yes very smart you got me with those infantile comebacks, I am defeated. Are you looking forward to your 14th birthday? Do you want more reddit premium as a gift?
>>949420141I have given the best insults this tumor had seen yes even better than when it was created as a general and i haven't even reached my full potential im dancing on your failures
>>949419636They don't do that though lol. They have x-ray machines you dumb pinoy.>>949420110>little pinoy so mad and brain damaged from whippits he still can't spell correctlykek
>>949420344you're lying because my cousin is a fed inmate
>>949420368Yeah sure thing retard.
lmao chud builder is begging a jew to pay his fees because he's in jail getting extorted lmao
>>949420111I wish.
>>949420454>lying to someone who's been to prison
if you're not getting extorted you won't gas about sitting in jaili was in tennessee jail it ain't that baddudes getting denied trays and probably by aryan spring for being a moroni was getting tobacco literally fucking tons through my chuck over there they call it pie mfkers denied and getting treated like a bitch
>>949420556maybe she, too, wishes>>949420680excellent
imma get 2 mor3 32ozthen jam out while making fun of waifags and they're devoid lives and circlejerk of failures like i shoulda done since the startsbtw neptune is a tranny virgin
lol
I, for one, wish for a happy World. Good night blue planet, good night green anons. Have a nice thread.
Hark! The herald angels singGlory to the king of kingsA better life imagined through his eyesA veil of finely calibrated liesBait and switchOne and all, full of shitBait and switchEverything in time>>949422575lies niggerfaggot
Hail Satan
>>949423137Sono/mordy tranny cringe
based retard
Poor retarded pinoy
>>949423981Good night king
Nobody will reply to me here, so what is the point in any of this?I will make this one post and go away.Hungry hungry hippos.
>>949427896Wait-
>>949427896nocome backpls
>>949393636does anyone have that supposed god tier elfinpsyop belly she leaked before she supposedly turned out to not be white but a really white indian
>>949398969oldboy is great yeah
>>949429002Really white Indian is just white.
>>949429041Doxed by gyozas.
booba
Gonna go take a massive nasty shit at the kids park inside the slide so one of them slides into it.
Bro is STILL malding
>>949432354Bro still hasn't taken a shower
>>949432354It's funny. I just bought my parents a pizza earlier.
>>949432859yet no proof neptroon oh yea why do you sextort kids?
I know a lot people very interested in the people i watch although i watch everything there's certain people i watchg very closely that are pare part of a hurtcore pedophilia cult
Stupid brain damaged pinoy.
Relm won btw
>>949420579Did you get penetrated?
looks like the retarded druggie brain damaged pinoy is drunk again
>>949434056god i wish as she's just focused on waifu unlike earth schizo>>949434120no i'm state level i just had them look at my asstbh i forgot about that but i made it bad for them because i would fart when they lookedno penetration here
>>949434215Gay
>>949434209you can't afford beer because you have no income you're literally a schizo living off gib me dats like a lazy nigger
I have bottles of whiskey, cognac, and cans of other stuff. So you're wrong.
>>949434624Proof?
I'm not a glowie trust me tell me everything andc confirm who i'm talking to i definitely didn't talk to a special agent about you and those associates of yours seemingly also doing crimes
Farting in another man's face is hella gay, no wonder Shane gloats about it
>>949434764I'm not going to line up all my bottles of liquor and take a picture you stupid alcoholic piece of shit.
Yawn
>>949435268Drink a Monster.
>all seeing eye
>>949435268>I'm so smart unlike everybody else
you're so intelligent sweetheart just absolutely intelligent and you know better than everyone thats why you live in your parents properties /s
>>949435338I already did earlier today. I'm watching a movie and browsing stuff online.
>>949435940>leech can't buy services has to use pirate services getting cancelled daily
>>949435940UO
>>949435940so why'd you do what you did?
>>949435982>pirating stuffwtf sop is based now
>>949436103no just poor pirates are for poor niggerssharing codes is for based chads helping artists etc get seen but he has no friends like everyone here
>>949436079Auoh.>>949436103I am of the belief I shouldn't have to pay for entertainment. Nor anyone should have to.
>>949436199>poor nigger leech philosophy GIB ME DAT
Pirating is based Only retarded goy refuse to pirate
>>949436199nap soon
>Pirate niggers can only mimic a fraction of our power of us sharegods power in 2026 we help artists and so do you but you get nothing except sued or put in jailthey literally make shit shareable just ask!>no i'm going to take and get raped because admitting i need help is beneath me i must keep up the illusion i'm self sufficient in my parents spare room etc>>949436705somali nigger logic>i'm white though
>>949436738After the movie, an hour and a half left or so.
>>949436812t.somali nigger
shanepedo, i...
>shanepedo, i...
>>949436812how long is that movie?
lol funny thread with proven admissions
>>9494372132 hours or so.Barron's Cove.
lmao
was sonooh o found and also mi liu?>aegis my edgelord bf
Pirating is extremely based and literally morally superior.
he's upset at pirating because someone he's mentally ill over mentioned they do it
>>949437400compared to sharing? 99% of shit almost 100% is shareable. pirates are just benefactors of those sharing what they bought
>>949437439>disliking a poor somali niggerbased tbh
Copium lol
>>949437603>t. somali nigger
Lmao
>muh sharingsad copejust pirate and make it yours stupid goy pinoy>>949437439Yeah it's funny.
>>949437290what is that movie about? do you get snacks when you watch movies?
>>949437758An evil ass kid tied another to train tracks, and since he was a senator candidates's son it got ruled as a suicide. But the father of the kid that died is a mafia henchman psychopath so he kidnapped him and is trying to get a confession out of him.
>>949437758Also, no I kinda get more distracted snacking than anything so I just watch it instead lol
>>949437956but he's the good guy in the end right?get pocky
>>949439036no lolhe loses
neptune lost sono lost
2 boards permanently deleted>so what45,000 yearly to stop spam but failing >BRO IM WINNING LOL LMAO
>>949439036Yeah apparently kid was already bruised, and some dudes tried to kill him, the kid, and blew up his house. But he managed to run with the kid, the evil ass kid doesn't want to come back and the senator candidate wants to have him killed.He is trying to earn the kid's trust so he tells him what really happened to his son.Turns out the evil kid dad sent him to have him killed because evil kid told him he was getting abused.
>>949439230>bro on his dath ed ofr delusional relevancy
what is bro on about lmao
>>949439325laffin at rapejeet
sono won thoughbeit
Poor brain damaged pinoy malding about having brain damage from whippits and a micro penis from fetal alcohol syndrome
>>949439230uoowhat year is this movie from? what's with all the abuse in movies and kids..
>>949439621>micro penistrandy talking about dick again trandy being ignorant againtrandy going first knuckle deep with a mans finger in his as again soon specifically over>
lmao what a retarded brain damaged drunk.
>>949439977tell me trandy pussy!
>>949439699Aaoh2024.Idk, but I don't think it's super super rare.Rather it's less common for grittier movies with those topics to become blockbusters and whatnot.
>>949440009Doesn't matter. I got people that can get me just about anything I want if I got the money.
>>949440184OH YOU DO?! is it the dude you send reddits nemes too?
>>949440330You're so goddamn stupid.
i'm watching you both
Yawn.
>>949440485Gay
>>949440485Sure you are.
>>949440641He's definitely mad that I wouldn't be his boyfriend. Pinoy guy's are too beta.
>>949440634>i'm so smart and i'm more intelligent than geveryone lmao
Lol what the hell kind of autism is this
bump
https://youtu.be/dH0SadBy0c8?si=G7fi2Q36PygLnMUt
God isn't real.Hail Satan
https://youtu.be/gYuO6OUm6SQ?si=K78N3TE24jcYKg8P
Well, well, well/waifu/ is as lively as everBe a shame if some arsehole came in and postedOopsA bump fell out my pocket
https://youtu.be/ITpkXZUfRDU?si=tU4V7-qVTkxq8o2a
>>949453409That's a nice 2000's metal songActually like it. My 3D downloader is working overtime finding itShame it's not modern:)
I didn't get a response in00.0042 secsThread is dead/waifu/ is washedHow will /waifu/ ever recover
>>949453595yeah
>>949453821You know whatI hate youI typed a messaged saying i was going to brb for momentAnd you hit me withYeAhEat shit and have a wonderful dayYour mom is a beautiful woman
OkayIt's not time to sleepWake your arse up /waifu/It's time to be livelyYou are the posters that make this place livelyOr cancer (depending on the times)Get your shit together and entertain yourselfIt's okay to be weird
>>949454758dead community lol
https://youtu.be/duLXemGLLSM?si=A6M7RY9GkP0bP9uF
why did neptune have multiple p that's your homie btw
>>949455288Rather livelyIf my poor arse can get you to post>>949455292You hate me but post more music>>949455343OooOOOooooDrama i don't care aboutBut will hear you outTell me more
>>949455572I dont hate you, I just think youre insufferable.
>>949455572why did neptune harass children
>>949455572>Drama i don't care aboutputting your head in sand don't make problems go away
>>949455594>I'm not mad>I'm just disappointedEnergyAt least you're chatting with weSo hows the weather?See any movies?How about hobbies?>>949455664>>949455714I don't know manYou tell me?You got an axe to grindSo grind onWhat problem?You have to enplane it to me
>>949455791raining.no.no.
>>949455791why'd sop sop sextort a child alice fren
the alice frends don't like being reminded that they harbored a hurtcore pedophile :(they can get rid of them but they won't
Anyone got any funny videos of kids falling down the stairs or something?
>>949455819OMG it's also cloudy and rainy hereAre we weather brothers?>>949455844>>949455864what the actual fuck are you going on aboutAnonTake a momentIs this a another reiko?Or your crusade against one poster?Convince me
Maybe something of a kid being smacked really hard? Kicked?
Kids being stuffed into shipping containers is pretty amusing too.
I want to go to dubai and rent a cute cunny girl to take a shit on
UnironicallyIf you have someone dead to rightsPost it. If not, fuck offNo one is your personal army for some petty bullshitNut up and show or fuck off
Taking a big shit right now. Wish a cute little girl was under me crying as I shit on her cute little chest.
I need... my waifu... I really... really need Earth right now... I need to be a couple with Earth... I need to
>>949456482i do
Serial Designation N.... claimed! Something about this little bot is stuck inside my head! Just like me!
https://youtu.be/I_KIU_Oyoro?si=vhITKBHzH4rf5Y7U
