s/furcute edition
rice and vegetable and a little bit of bacon burrito today. i forgot egg.
floofi did a too much drugs and fell asleep
yum
Sunshine got roofied
>>949556404I hope that you had pleasant dreams.
>>949556435i just recall random flashes of stuffnothing unpleasantit's half the reason i do the drugs
I need to stop clicking on E's links to gets. You always end up needing to clear my browser history.
true
although your history is already full of furry porn anyway
:/
wut it do eth
furry porn is fine
>>949556784What?
>>949556784nigspeak
I wish I had more snacks
same
wut if u r the snak
I ain't no snake
I don't remember all these images being available months ago but i like
rude snek
>>949557292sexy.
It was an awkwardly simple fall. The dogs tie me up, one pulls a little too hard, and I trip over another in the direction of the pull. Strangely i feel like i only had at most a 20% to save myself from falling. yet I suffer defeat at the leashes of the dogs and eat grass. not a bad fall, but a drop nonetheless.One dog immediately got loose. the second I prolly could have held onto, but with how disoriented I was #2 got away. I can't even remember how I let #3 go in the confusion.then they run around like the irresponsible dogs they are and I have to chase them down. any desire to stay at the park and let the one good dog stay a little longer is now gone.
>>949557671wtf even is this ugly ass meme character of the month thing and why does it keep getting posted? theres not even any fur on it
>>949557764
>>949557528Idk how you haven't given those dogs antifreeze yet. I love animals, but holy fuck. Actually give your sister the antifreeze instead, not really the dogs' fault nobody gave a shit about them
>>949557764I like it and whiskers
>>949557837a dogs behavior is what you teach and allow. E could easily teach them proper manners but chooses not to
>>949557822honestly, the purple horse would be better
>>949557923Not his dogs, not his job. Fuck his sister
>>949558002it literally is his job. he gets paid to walk them and take care of them
>>949557994when you can choose loona or judy?
>>949558051getting paid or not, the house is unlivable if I don't do it. getting a food bill is just the iceing on the cake. if it wasn't a thing i would have been gone long ago.
>>949558158why stay then?(just please, dont shack up with dash)
>>949557764I assumed that she was April O'Neil from a recent Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles cartoon -- once again transformed into a catgirl.The yellow-and-red color scheme and the hair look vaguely O'Neil-ish. They change her appearance drastically in every interpretation.
>>949558185becasue there is still one good dog worth living for.
>>949558240if good dog keeps you living then I hope you always have good dog
This is a poor time to be tired. Too late to nap, too early to go to bed.
>>949558444man i hope it doesnt shit on my floor based on how its talking
All dogs are good and go to heaven I will rewatch that movie now
pussa booba
>>949558644Good movie.
that's probably a thing
ur probably not really a thing
god I wish
god(s) doesn't grant wishes
that's what genies, djinns, and monkey paws are for.
>>949560287I feel like I'm looking at the opponent of my next nightmare.
>>949560366curse tiger, be weary
I used to wish/pray a lot as a kid. Always the same 3, talk to animals, be able to fly, be a girl. God never gave a shit
because all that shit is gay
nah you just need some witchcraft for that stuffeasy enough mistake to make
:D
The parameters to make a working monkey paw are generally REALLY high.
>>949560409>>949560845I had a dream last night where a witch cursed a busty beauty and I "countered" it with a blessing.Witch: "I curse you with being naked." >she can never wear clothes againMe: "I bless you with being naked." >she will always be warm and can never be arrested for public indecency
>>949560921Like wishing that you would find peace?(That's not an active wish.)
>>949557080hahaha, cute
Why do popular gay furries keep getting girlfriends or coming out as bi?
:3
this is a strict no :3 zone
>>949560845sunshine schizoposting again
disgusting
>>949556117rabbits don't have feet beans
>>949566629>human peenorhow comed no canine peenor???
nick = homosex
>>949566629jesus fucking christ muh
32M new into the furry culture trying to get more into it. Straight and don't really have interest in talking to men0512cc5e91e9afd9901c73712327d21b8a8898ac9054ee0b5ab4019bf3c9809c63
Man I feel like I'm having some kind of I dunno early midlife crisis at age of 28, everytime I wake up lately first thought my brain generates when it turns on is essentially "mate why tf are you alone in bed? You know it god damn sucks and you ain't even fugly so why didn't you find someone you would put a ring on?"....Like damn it's annoying because it's not even about sex but just like human contact and connection so just going to red lights district won't do anything, man I'd love nothing more than just meet a right person and start a family, I never really felt like that ever so I don't know how to process and cope with it.This god damn thought lingers through my brain usually for the whole damn day making it hard to focus on work and tasks at hand everytime I see a cute chick around my age that just I dunno looks at me and smiles the thought goes into maximum overdrive.It's just annoying at this point, like man I've been alone for over 5y and didn't even care about dating, I'm perfectly fine with loneliness and I actually find solitude in it but Jesus Christ after briefly dating that cute psycho and just reminding myself how it feels to be in love I feel like a damn crackhead that needs a fix asap. God damn I would trade anything for just waking up hugging or getting hugged by someone...
>>949567878You a glowie fed that just got assigned by CIA to shill fur threads, Pajeet on Jewish payroll spamming, some automated bot, or you're just this fucking autistic to talk like that?>32m new into the furry culture, no interest in talking to menNigga do you think this is a god damn dating app?
Langley niggas strugglin fo that gibs
Aight I don't know what's going on but I think CIA shills and pajeets on Jewish payroll are for whatever reason spamming in s/fur threads now instead of just /pol/.For past day or 2 I didn't see a single g/fur thread(no-homo, that's for Nick. I just type fur into search bar), there's a bunch of new anons posting total newfag stuff as if they never used 4chan before, like what the fuck is going on at this point? Is USA or Israel about to make some major move or something or am I just a total schizo?
Let's make tonight one to remember... or forget. ....
>>949568364Kill yourself you retard, I guess you're just another jamboy on Jewish payroll.
>>949567183My kudos to you, you know where the line lays when it comes to furry stuff.
>>949568424Who's Dean Smith?
>>949568451idk
>>949567547And foxes don't have cookies. You learn something every day.
>>949568445Okay thats super hot but frankly the problem I have with super-realistic AI generated fur stuff is how usually the faces are just this type of really unexpressive animalistic ones, like I dunno when I can't see emotions it's an instant turn off.
>>949568558they do, just smaller and less pronounced>>949568646canine muzzles are very expressive if you learn to read them
>>949569440Yeah I know, I can read dogs and cats really well just like I can read people but it's just when it comes to furry smut I draw the line when something is like too animalistic. I really like super realistic stuff but let's be real furry art is nothing but a sexual fantasy and when you start going for this too realistic stuff like feral or anatomically correct things you're pretty much stepdancing on the thin line of getting into zoophilia.I mean sure I'm into scalies and feral style dragons but they are not real(I'm perfectly aware it sounds like a cope, which in some ways it is), it's just I'm absolutely disgusted by people who goon so much that they start liking anatomically correct dog or other animals genitals, like bruh just go touch some grass and get touched by a woman.
>>949562501>>949563342These two are great
don't fuck animals
