G/furGay marriage time
Good evening.
>>949605121I made chicken paprikash for dinner.
>>949605775Did you manage to get the recipe for your fiancée Mina, Mr. Harker?
>>949605851That's more or less why I made it.
>>949606106How do ypu have time to make it when you should be discussing the land purchase with your client?
>>949606457Its such an easy dish, Harker probably could have gotten work done while it cooked.
>>949607333Where would he have been able to cook? He was confined to a basically his rooms and the hallways of the one wing of the castle. It wasn't until much later after he had been there for some time that he noticed that his dracula host forgot to lock the door to the reat of the castle which allowed him to roam freely.
Movies to cure your gaynessThe magic money machine by Eustace Mullins https://youtu.be/Er3xPXb7aQwPrinces of the Yen by Richard Werner https://youtu.be/p5Ac7ap_MAY
>>949607420I have no idea the layout of Dracula's castle, so I don't know which wing the kitchen was in.
>>949607597The kitchen was never mentioned in the book. The food seemed to appear and disappear mysteriously.
>>949607597Jews normalised LGBT through pornography and childhood education. Jews lobbied to legalise homosexuality, "sex change" body mutilation surgery and gay marriage. Jews pushed HIV awareness in the 70s and 80s to draw attention away from the fact it was an overwhelmingly homosexual transmitted disease from anal sex amongst faggots.Jews normalised deviant lifestyles to weaken and destroy White people. They are schizophrenic, Psychopathic and think tribally raised in Torah Mosaic law and Talmud misanthropy that teaches group warfare against gentiles, collective guilt and collective punishment. YOU think your deviant lifestyle is "freeing", but THEY promoted it to you as a means of 1. Humiliating you and your forebears, and 2. Weakening the tribal group you belong to.
>>949607636Draculas have chicken paprikash summoning powers.
>>949607812Harker did not eat that dish in the castle. He ate it in an inn on his trip to the castle.
>>949607812>>949607842Stop promoting Jewish cancer. You clearly are attracted to female bodies because these "men" all have effeminate features and broad hips. You've been groomed specifically for the purpose of population control and destroying your people.
>>949608023I like it when people with large cocks fuck me in the ass. It feels really good.
>>949607842I haven't read the book in years. I just made it because I was watching a food historian making a recipe for it from a cookbook printed during the same time period the book was published.
>>949608082I also haven't read the book in years, but I tend to remember a lot of what I consume.
>>949604174https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bs9iQSTb_LYAre transmasc dragons gay enough for this thread?
>>949608062Ah. Autogynephilia then. Again promoted by the Jew Magnus Hirschfeld during Germany's Weimar economic collapse. Raised wrong on purpose by these creatures as a joke.
>>949608187Don't matter, it feels good when a hard cock pummels my prostate before they duml a load in me.
Goodnight.
>>949608938nini snarfy
Hm
feetsie feets!!!
>>949608228I did my make up you want to see?
Bump
>>949607746God you are such a fucking loser
>>949608023Henry Ford is a retarded nazi who betrayed his country for a balless meth addict
I chuckled
>>949613179Nigger
>>949616547>t. Dodge
>>949619010wha ''t.'' mean
>>949620982
>>949621101
>>949621241
Gay hooba.
>>949622841Don't exist
>Birbs motto
>>949622841
>>949624306I'm straight
>>949625916Praise the booty.
>>949626687only pussy tilts my cock
Hope you all get the help you need and one day will be cured of the sickness you let consume and control you ^^
>>949626723Praise it!
>>949626880>>949626687Are they getting ready to catch the big thick turds that are about to come out?
>>949626880nuh
>>949619981...is /b/ still the newfag central or something?
>Mav.jpg
>>949632793A fairly attractive woman approached me today saying I had good looking make up on I'll approach her later
My heart was having an anxiety attack the whole time
>>949633220Go land yourself a man.
>>949633912she's too cute and all the men look terrible
Wasn't sure if to post this in the straight thread, since it's a chick doing the voices, but she's doing male characters in a Jungle Book R34 audio, so I'll post it here:https://files.catbox.moe/vvdtrd.mp3
>>949634545hey fool
>>949636417Hello, Mav.
>>949637229This perfume i got is over 10 years old it’s a pretty good scent
>>949637899I have never worm perfume or cologne.
>>949638077This is like my first time wearing one besides the anti perspiration Let me guess why you think of people with allergies might get an allergic reaction
>>949638434No, I just don't like the smell. Closest I have gotten is being doused in smoke.
>>949638653It was my biggest concern for the longest timeNow I smell good :3Being doused in smoke? How and why?
>>949638865Built bonfires with friends up in the mountains back home, stood in the direction the wind was blowing so all the smoke would cover me. It's supposed to be spiritually cleansing, but I just like the smell. Always have.
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Katten, should I make miso soup or wonton soup?
>>949640472MEOW.
>>949640522depends how hungry you are. miso isnt very filling.
>>949640582No, but it is quite tasty.
>>949640562snarffff i have hot coco
>>949640604my vote is wontion for dinner
>>949640656But what if I only have twotons?
>>949640705make twotons soup then you nerd
>>949640742I ain't a nerd, I don't do nerd stuff.
>>949640606Either the chicken I got was crappy, or my stomach doesn't like paprikash.
>>949639292Bonfire smell is greatWhat would you recommend i make in an italian dish?
>>949640792paprikash sounds tummy upsetting lol
>>949640821Wood fires always smell wonderful, but so many people don't want to actually smell like one. Zozzona and carbonara are both really good and very easy to make.
>>949640875Ive made a lot of cacio e pepe and spaghetti bolognaise in my lifetime about to make more spaghetti bolognaise How would you recommend lifting up the bolognaise taste?
>>949640927I am not really a fan of bolognese.
>>949641019The smoke that made you smell like a bonfire isn’t fresh it’s like char left over on the clothes some pine smell extra great thoughWhy? Bolognaise to bland and lacking taste?
>>949641098Bolognese is always so fucking sweet.
>>949640858Gib bat twink to make my belly feel better.
>>949641331no he is mine! all mine!
>>949641174You’re right but it’s not an overpowering amount of sweetness like candy
>>949642491Yes, but I don't like any sweetness in my pasta dishes.
>>949642503Which is your favourite?
>>949642521Carbonara.
>>949642546What dish of origin do you specialise in? Asian?
>>949642691The dish I am most proud of is my Japanese curry. I make it entirely from scratch.
>>949641521Then clone him.
>>949642721Can i see it?
>>949644701I haven't made it yet this year since ghost peppers aren't in season yet.
>>949604174Ngl that's extremely cute, Snarf.
>>949644907I miss my tulpaI don’t mind spicy but theres a limit on what I’d eat
i think only cute hot people should be allowed to bottomand the ugly people have to be tops or not have any sex
That's very interesting opinion anon
thanks ^^when i see ugly people say they are bottoms i get a bit cringed out. they shouldnt be doing that imo
I think we should build the Third Temple of Jerusalem then resurrect Titus Flavius Vespasianus. But this is my opinion
omg ur so heccin random lol xd
>>949648994So tru, queenI dont stick my dick in uggos
>>949649627Based
No
Buuuuuuuuuuuuuurmp
Hooba.
>>949662284Secksee derr
>>949662589fag online stalker
dely get a job
>>949662686Nuh uh
>>949662803why should I care?
why is fool only around during deranged hours
>>949663356What mean you by this?
>>949663609oh so you're just lurking 24/7
Hmm
>>949663116
>>949665800Unicorns are gay.
>>949666082Get a job.
>>949666215Gib me a handjob.
>>949663852Sometimes I am here, other tines I am not. You never can know with me.
>>949666483well aren't you just the spoopy g-man. but you're also the only one i can ever talk to here
>>949666708Why can't you talk to others? Do they frighten you.
>>949667017they're not as familiar
>>949667354And you're afraid of strangers?
>>949667408i'm uncomfortable with strangers.
>>949667470It's good to be uncomfortable sometimes.
>>949667541i'm uncomfortable most of the time. so there's your answer
>>949667687Uncomfortable physically or mentally?
>>949674283both
>>949674283I want to see the twunk get the twink pregnant
>>949674283Twink after getting on that 4 star gym plan and breakup with BPD hoe ass gf
It is almost siup time.
>>949677602I got dragged into a troll argument about Nosferatu.
>>949677797Also, I didn't look at the thumbnail when I chose that image, so lol.
>>949677797I have only seen the F.W. Murnau and Werner Herzog versions of Nosferatu.
>>949678496We were talking about the Murnau version.
>>949678589That's a really good one. A fantastic example of German Expressionist cinema.
>>949679558Someone said that vampires were gay, and I pointed out that Nosferatus were awesome. This was followed by someone pointing out that Nosferatus were Jews, so they sucked. That lead into an argument that no, Nosferatu was not an antisemetic caricature.
>>949679794Modern draculas are, for sure, homosexual. The dracula, in which Orlok was based upon, the one from the novel by Bram Stoker, was based upon, an actual man whose moniker was in fact Dracula, which was a patronymic name, his father being named Dracul, meaning The Dragon (Dracula means Son of The Dragon). Vlad Tepes (Dracula) was of Romanian origin and was a Catholic. Getting into Bram Stoker's novel, the dracula in that was representative of illicit and deviant sexual practices. The bite, as it were, was the sexual act of penetration, and the victim, having been bitten, contracts draculaism as a sexually transmitted disease akin to syphilis.
How come you hear about goth subculture and the subcultures within the goth subculture, like cybergoth or corporate goth or white goth or lolita goth or gothabilly, but you don't hear about southern gothic. I wanna see some goths dressed like turn of the century plantation owners with grotesque family secrets spiraling into madness.
The closest we get to that are, like, the weirdos dressed in Victorian garb listening to shitty music. There's no mention of tuberculosis, no mention of, like, inhaling vaporized arsenic seeping put of the wall paper, no mention of burning to death in a textile mill fire. Cowards the lot of them.
Reminder: women don’t deserve men, men are too good for them because they treat men like garbage.
Nobody is expert on women like gay man
Reminder: Women don't exist.
>>949681218Who's that sexy lady on right?
>>949649627ugly people only exist to make me look better thats how i see itotherwise its like why do they exist
I'm not gay, but I do have gay thoughts at night and they're keeping me up. I've never done any gay activity so I don't know what's happening. What can I do
>>949684165incel mad
>>949690286Be gay.
