>>949825393
AA is gay but if you do exactly what they tell you you will 100% sober up.

>>949825473
How's AA gay? I am a straight man.

>>949825393

Nobody cares about you or your irrelevant little self imposed problems

And that's EXACTLY why you're such an unhappy self-absorbed whiny complaint sissy temper tantrum sissy

"Waaaahhhh! Poor meeee!"

Fuck off, bore....
Alcohol is the drug of choice for low IQ niggers and white trash

Human garbage
Got no balls
"Im too afraid to take real drugs waaahhh!"

Nobody cares about widdle dwunk sissyboy

No woman cares.... Not even your mommy anymore

It's just you and your little complaints

Fuck off

Go find a room at the end of the hallway and close the door behind you and do all the crying you want

But we don't want to hear it

Get lost, sissy boy

>>949825393
Naltrexone

>>949825605
Isis, fuck you.

>>949825393
AA and asking your family to keep you accountable

>>949825508
Its a bit outdated and some of the people can act culty sometimes. Theres literally a million groups online. I discovered zoom meetings during the pandemic and got sober around this time in 2021 after decades of abuse and drunk 24 hours a day for like a year. It takes work but its possible and gets easier over time. Occasionally i still crave an icy swig of freezer vodka while the coffee is brewing, but those will always be there. 5 years soon thanks for letting me share

>>949825605
>plebbit spacing
Kill yourself, retard.
>>949825393
Well, what did your dad do?

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>>949825508
AA is complete bullshit

Be patient, I'm about to explain. Be right back....

>>949825473
Actually you're completely wrong....
AA claims in their own public relations marketing material to have a success rate of up to 15%

Up to.... Only 15%?

In other words, maybe, not really sure, but possibly as much as up to 15%?

That's at least an 85% failure rate

But there's just one problem....
They're lying in those manuals
They're actually padding the numbers
Because real research has shown a less than 5% success rate at best with AA

And not just aa, but all of the 12-step programs, because they're all based on the exact same thing...

And it doesn't work
You'd have a better than 5% success rate just flipping a coin out on a street corner

You're completely fucking wrong when you say it works

That's the mind numbing brainwashing mantra they chant at everybody "keep coming back it works if you work" like mindless robots "keep coming back it works if you work it" always repeating the same group think bullshit mantras "keep coming back it works if you work it" AND THEY DO KEEP COMING BACK

AND THEY ALL KEEP RELAPSING
AND THEN THEY KEEP COMING BACK
AND THEY KEEP COMING BACK
AND THEY WATCH THE OTHER ONES RELAPSING
AND THEY KEEP COMING BACK
AND THEN THEY RELAPSE AGAIN
AND THEY KEEP COMING BACK

It's bullshit, dude.. be patient, because I'm about to explain

>>949825508
There's a really really good book called THE SOBER TRUTH by Dr. Lance Dode

He does an excellent job of researching the 12-step self-help groups, and weighs the evidence against MEDICAL FACTS and actual real statistics of success rates dealing with addiction

I would really suggest you read it because it's an eye opener

SPOILER ALERT:
YOU ARE THE ONE WHO IS IN CONTROL
And wasting time with self-help groups is just a stalling tactic used by people who realize they're going to keep relapsing and "coming back because it works if you work it"

>>949825847
Threw my liquor bottles right in the fucking trash.

>>949825847
Some boards like /sp/ and /pol/

And sometimes generals space like this because the boards

You absolute

Tryhard

>>949825847

Here's an interesting fact you're too stupid to know:

I'm sure you've probably heard the old axiom that Albert Einstein said "the definition of insanity is trying something over and over and expecting different results"

It's also been attributed to Mark Twain

Neither one is true..

THAT WAS A QUOTE FROM A 1980S NARCOTIC ANONYMOUS PAMPHLET from a 12-step group in California

"The definition of insanity is trying the same thing over and over and expecting different results"

It was written by some stupid alcoholic piece of shit out in California

Just thought you ought to know that

>>949825898
Did he buy them or did you?

>>949825919
Kill
yourself
faggot

>>949825955
Checked and yeah I ain't reading all that

>>949825859
You made this thread to peddle your book. Lots of snake oil salesmen and insurance company grifters out there who count on you to relapse to keep you paying for recovery.

As culty and gay as AA can be, they do it for free

>>949825963
I work as a handy man. I bought them.

>>949825789

In his eye opening book THE SOBER TRUTH: DEBUNKING THE BAD SCIENCE BEHIND THE 12TH STEP PROGRAMS AND THE RECOVERY INDUSTRY, Dr. Lance Dodes takes a closer look at the 12-step claim of up to 15% success rate, takes the actual statistical numbers, proves that it's less than a pathetic 5% success rate, and correctly put things into perspective...

THEY HAVE A 95% FAILURE RATE

It's just certain people enjoy group think
Certain people's lives are so empty
They would be going to church
Or maybe a book club
Just something to interact with humans
Some people are compelled
To live in the hive mode,
To repeat mantras, to feel like they fit in

IF YOU'RE ONE OF THOSE IDIOTS, YOU'LL REALLY ENJOY THE 12-STEP ANONYMOUS PROGRAMS

But if you're an independent thinker, it'll drive you nuts

After dealing with those assholes for an hour, you'll want to go get a stiff drink

Jesus Christ those people are just worthless

"Keep coming back it will work if you work it"

They enjoy mindless mattress and zombie behavior, but not me

>>949826043
You had every right. Fuck him

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>>949826145
Thanks brother. Ever come by my house drinks are on me.

>>949825508

AND?..................

If you're not a christian, you'll find it offensive

I know that I certainly did
I wasn't going there to have religion shoved down my fucking throat

But they try to hide the fact that it's just a religious cavalcade

They claim that they are not a religious organization (after being critiqued for being a religious organization, of course they made a statement like this)

But SIX OF THE TWELVE STEPS MENTION GOD

And they will blow a smoke screen, saying "your higher power could be a doorknob", but that's all bullshit. BECAUSE THEY'RE TALKING ABOUT GOD

THEY'RE NOT TALKING ABOUT THE DOOR KNOB

AND ACCORDING TO THEM, IT'S IMPOSSIBLE TO GET CLEAN WITHOUT GID

Pay attention...
I'm going to type it again, so pay attention this time, okay?

THEY SAY IT'S IMPOSSIBLE TO GET CLEAN WITHOUT GOD

Shove it down your throat over and over at every meeting, and everybody who shares is just repeating the same bullshit about God and reaffirming why they're all there

IT'S A RELIGIOUS ORGANIZATION

MY WIFE AND I CELEBRATED 10 YEARS CLEAN THIS WEEK

AND WE ARE BOTH ATHEISTS

THERE'S NO SUCH THING AS GOD

AND TRYING TO PIN YOUR ADDICTION ON SOME IMAGINARY DEITY IS JUST A COWARD'S WAY SAYING YOU REFUSE TO ACCEPT RESPONSIBILITY FOR YOUR OWN BEHAVIOR

THE ANONYMOUS 12-STEP GROUPS ARE THE BIGGEST WASTE OF TIME YOU'LL EVER FIND

YOU MIGHT AS WELL JOIN A CULT

(And they are all continually relapsing over and over and over again it's a Non-Stop relapse party and then asking for forgiveness just like church and repeat as necessary)

It's Church

For stupid alcoholics and low class junkies who refused to accept accountability

>>949826285
Does the Wife know you browse /b/

>>949825996

Just like all of your school teachers and obviously both of your parents, your learning attention deficit thing isn't my problem

You don't need to keep bringing it up

We already know you're stupid

Just try to stay quiet while the smart people talk, okay?

Go find a spinning object to stare at, or something

>>949826023

Ooga Ooga Books Bad....... Right?

>>949825393
I feel like this pic is calling me a pussy. Because that's exactly how I look right now.

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>>949826199

>>949826023

lol @ "my" book

Hahahaha as if I wrote it, huh?

Question, do you always hear somebody mention the name of a book, and assume they wrote the book?

That must get pretty confusing at a library or bookstore, huh?

nope, that book is AWESOME!!

Like I said, my wife and I just celebrated TEN YEARS CLEAN OFF HARD DRUGS

T - E - N . . . Y - E - A - R - S ! ! ! ..........
Like I said, we're atheists, .....
There was ZERO god involved
which completely debunks the entire 12-step bullshit

Because the 12-step programs are nothing more than A THINLY VEILED RELIGIOUS CULT....

And when I use the word CULT, that's a very specific clinical term

and that's EXACTLY what NA and AA are

religious cults.....who rely on vulnerable group-think mindless addicted FOLLOWERS to fill the seats

HAHAHAHA @ A LESS THAN 5% SUCCESS RATE

sorry, but that's PATHETIC

>>949826619
Isis, fuck you.

>>949826323

AGAIN: A LESS THAN 5% SUCCESS RATE

let that sink in...................................ouch

>>949825393
30 years trying AA and Rehab, ibogaine cured me in one night. I'm sober over a year now and literally have no compulsion to drink or consume alcohol. It just doesn't bother me. 2g HCL. Have a sitter.

>>949826655

...................seriously

FUCKING OUCH!!!!!!

LESS THAN FIVE PERCENT
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
lmmfao

LESS THAN FIVE FUCKING PERCENT

more people than that DIE every year, and they technically quit too

>>949826748

You can't argue with success .....

like that big impressive ALMOST five percent

Shit, 7.3% of them have been hit by lightning

Less than FIVE???

HAHAHAHAHAHA

More than 5% of them are identical twins who also married identical twins

............only FIVE???!!!

wait...... LESS THAN five??!;

HAHAHAHAHA THAT AINT SHIT!!!!

...........ONLY "LESS THAN" FIVE?............

(None of you knew AA and NA only have a less than 5% success rate until tonight)

......................admit it

You didn't realize the programs market themselves as having an 'UP TO 15% SUCCESS RATE"

Until I told you about it tonight, you had never known they market themselves as having an UP TO FIFTEEN PRRCENT success rate...

It's okay to admit you had never heard this before

and you DEFINITELY never hear that Lance Dode took a closer look at their claims, and researched their real success rates, and it was LESS THAN 5%

....... Until tonight, you have no idea these numbers existed

.................................YOURE WELCOME

Now you're finally dealing with real facts

.........................it's about time

My wife and I tried and tried and tried to "look on the bright side" and try to overlook how suffocating and oppositional those meetings became

Because it's all GOD GOD GOD GOD GOD

And if you dare "share" without mentioning God... THEY BECOME DEFENSIVE

And every single time, those meetings would disintegrate and devolve down to EVERYBODY ELSE talking directly to my wife and I, talking down to us, telling us the error of our ways that we don't believe in God

Every single time it would just devolve down to a confrontation against the two atheists

THOSE SAME PEOPLE ARE STILL RELAPSING RIGHT NOW

AND WE JUST CELEBRATED 10 YEARS CLEAN

THAT'S A 100% SUCCESS RAT

PUT THAT IN YOUR PAMPHLET AND SMOKE IT

"THE DEFINITION OF INSANITY IS ACTUALLY BELIEVING 12-STEP PROGRAMS WORK"

- - - - - I think Mark Twain said that

again: we still know those people

We see them all the time
Shit it's been 10 years.
THEY'RE ALL STILL GOING TO THOSE MEETINGS

AND THEY'RE ALL STILL CONTINUALLY RELAPSING

AND GOING TO THE MEETINGS

AND RELAPSING

AND GOING TO THE MEETINGS

........ Jesus Christ
We couldn't make any real progress in our sobriety UNTIL WE STOPPED GOING TO THOSE MEETINGS

THOSE MEETINGS WERE THE MOST DETRIMENTAL THING TO MY SOBRIETY

Who does meetings made me want to go inject PCP into my eyeballs

Anything would be better than having to endure those God damn meetings

THEY'RE ALL STILL RELAPSING
AND WE'VE BEEN HAPPILY CLEAN FOR 10 YEARS

THERE'S NO SUCH THING AS GOD

YOU ARE THE ONE IN CONTROL OF YOUR EXISTENCE

hi garon

"We are a non-religious organization"

BUT SIX OF THE 12 STEPS MENTION GOD DIRECTLY

................... You can only lie your way so far into something

And eventually somebody's going to call you out on your bullshit

"YOU CANNOT ACHIEVE SOBRIETY WITHOUT GOD"

........ Oh, really?

Hshahahaha REALLY???....

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA OMG STFU
If you had gone there with us, you'd understand a lot better

It would be so much fun to smash some whiskey bottles over those people's heads

They're the biggest fucking losers I've ever seen

And like I said.. if it wasn't a 12-step program IT WOULD BE A CROCHET CLUB

THEY WOULD JOIN A MACRAME CLUB

THEIR LIVES ARE SO EMPTY

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Stop trying, and try some of this.

12 steps rely on TWO DIFFERENT KINDS OF VULNERABILITIES

1: weak-minded lame flatline boring voids who would join a scrapbooking club but they found NA first.. or

2: MANDATED BY THE COURT, if they don't get their sheets signed, they go back to jail

well, we were neither....
we were just a couple overly experienced ATHEISTS who got bored with drugs after a lifetime of partying, literally just GOT BORED WITH IT, and wanted to surround ourselves with like-minded people, and stop surrounding ourselves with people who did drugs...

Just making a positive change... And like I said, it had become BORING...

So we went against the grain of everything they stand for

We didn't want to join a cult
We didn't want to spend the rest of our lives showing up and feeling compelled to think of something to say when our turn comes...

We didn't want to spend our life sitting in one of those fucking rooms

Fuck no... We just always heard about 12-step programs, so that's where we started, we thought that was the right thing to do

ONLY IF YOU ARE A MINDLESS FOLLOWER

But if you are a free thinker at all, it'll drive you nuts and it'll make you want to do drugs again

I'm not joking

Being around those people made us actually WANT TO go do hard drugs

Not joking at all... Those people were the exact opposite of the type of people we wanted to surround ourselves with

WE DIDN'T WANT TO SPEND THE REST OF OUR LIVES REMINDING OURSELVES WITH MANTRAS AND SECRET HANDSHAKES AND BULLSHIT

We just wanted to move on with our lives, hanging out with people who don't do drugs

That's the wrong place to look

Because if they were done with drugs, they certainly wouldn't keep coming back to that shit hole

What a horrible way to spend the rest of your life

I guess what I'm really trying to say is

Those people actually WANTED spend the rest of their lives reminding each other that they are struggling to quit drugs or alcohol

Us? WE ALREADY QUIT
WE WANTED TO MOVE ON
WE WANTED TO HANG OUT WITH SONER PEOPLE

WE WERENT STRUGGLING WITH IT

To be totally honest? I'm amazed how fast the 10 years went by

Really.. that was one hell of a fast 10 years

ZZZZIP!!! Like a fucking bottle rocket

The secret is DON'T SPEND EVERYDAY REMINDING YOURSELF ABOUT IT

I guess that's what I'm really trying to say

What a horrible way to spend your life after becoming sober: REMINDING YOURSELF THAT YOU'RE STRUGGLING TO STAY SOBER EVERY DAY


what a bizarre way to approach it

I can honestly say during those ten years I NEVER one time ever felt a need to State my name and announce I'M AN ADDICT

Because that wouldn't be true....

I'm not an addict... At least not to the substances I quit taking

I'm still an addict for coffee
I still smoke cigarettes and vape

I still smoke a little bit of weed

I CHOOSE TO DO THOSE THINGS

I'm eating an addict for refined sugar
Specially Swiss chocolate oh my God

We are all addicted to a different series of things, and each of us draws a line where we stop our addictions

So what's the purpose of starting every day by telling yourself "I AM AN ADDICT AND I'M STRUGGLING WITH MY ADDICTION'?...

Exactly what purpose is that supposed to serve in your success story?

That big almost 5% success story

I can honestly say during those ten years I NEVER one time ever felt a need to State my name and announce I'M AN ADDICT

Because that wouldn't be true....

I'm not an addict... At least not to the substances I quit taking

I'm still an addict for coffee
I still smoke cigarettes and vape

I still smoke a little bit of weed

I CHOOSE TO DO THOSE THINGS

I'm eating an addict for refined sugar
Specially Swiss chocolate oh my God

We are all addicted to a different series of things, and each of us draws a line where we stop our addictions

So what's the purpose of starting every day by telling yourself "I AM AN ADDICT AND I'M STRUGGLING WITH MY ADDICTION'?...

Exactly what purpose is that supposed to serve in your success story?

That big almost 5% success story

But yeah, that book RIPS 12 STEP A NEW ASSHOLE!!!!

That dude literally tears 12-step theories to shreds

And it's all based on scientific statistical facts and actual studies... Undeniable truth

THE SOBER TRUTH
It's a great present if you know any addicts

It could save them a lot of time they would have otherwise wasted at 12-step programs

AND THEY CAN START TAKING ACCOUNTABILITY FOR THEIR OWN LIVES

Instead of trying to pin it on God or Jesus
Great fucking book I loved it
That book put a lot of things into perspective for me

>>949825393
Just seek therapy bro

The book was recommended to me by a particularly intelligent good fellow I've known for years

He's one of YOU guys....
he's from your generation
He's a gamer
A former anime faggot
videogames... The gaming chair, all of it

he turned me on to that book, and then he suddenly TOOK 8NYEARS OF MY ADVICE AND STOPPED BEING A VIDEOGAME FAGGOT

HE STOPPED WATCHING ANIME

and suddenly HE HAD A HOT GIRLFRIEND!!

HE TOOK MY FUCKING ADVICE
AND HE ENDED UP WITH A HOT WEALTHY GIRLFRIEND!!!

Last I heard, they were still living in Reno
Living in a fancy place, doing equestrian events, wine tastings, and getting his dick sucked

>>949828150
Is the guy short

............... Kind of coincidental...............

Don't you think?.. I had been giving him the same advice I give you guys in here everyday

TURN OFF YOUR STUPID FUCKING COMPUTER

TURN OFF YOUR LITTLE SISSY BOY VIDEO GAMES

AND GO OUT THERE INTO THE REAL WORLD

WALK UP TO A BEAUTIFUL WOMAN AND INTRODUCE YOURSELF

........... Such simple advice

He took it AND GOT A HOT GIRLFRIEND WHO IS RICH

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!
There couldn't be any better advertising for my 'schtick'.... (He's not an attractive guy.. not at all... But now he's finally got self-confidence)

>>949828196
Not particularly
BUT HES UGLY

I'm not being mean....
I'm just being a dude

HE'S UGLY

He kind of looks like a thumb wearing glasses

And he's a bit heavy..
BUT SHE'S CUTE AS SHIT

And by the way that's 100% true

I would say his name and show his picture, but I'm not going to jeopardize her

He didn't do anything to deserve being doxed

So I'm not going to do it
But if you could see him and her together
HE REALLY SCORED

Jason and Tatum

(I'd fuck the dog shit out of her)

Let's put it that way...
I would definitely fuck the everliving dog shit out of her

But for HIM????.....
for him, shes 'pinch yourdelf and nake sure youre not dreaming' matetial

Damn I'm so tempted to post a photo so you can see it no I cant do it sorry

I wouldn't do it to him and her

And I wouldn't do it to you

Sorry

The thing about her is SHES OBVIOUSLY A "REAL" GIRL NEXT DOOR

she's hot, yeah sure....
But she's WHOLESOME....
a certain safety in her eyes
Not some slut trying to take selfies
But a REAL GIRLFRIEND

understand?
I would use the term "marrying material", but that would be creepy... More like "the beautiful girl next door who doesn't even have an IG or a snapchat or any of that superficial crap ..

and then there's HIM....
And just imagine the most predictable typical stereotypical image of a slightly overweight bland GIANT THUMB with a pair of glasses....

he scored bigtime

Lol he's sent me photographs of him out playing golf with her parents hahahah

With a big shit eating grin on his face

By the way...
HE ACTUALLY CALLED ME AND THANKED ME

no shit ..... HE CALLED AND SAID "THANK YOU"

Jason told me "if it wasn't for you giving me shit, I'd still be living with mom playing a video game or jacking off to anime right now"

That was very big of him

The male ego is a fragile thing
It showed a lot of class on his part
Brutal honesty
He scored

>>949825393
Stop drinking, mostly. Consider killing yourself.

He was 37 when he finally took my advice

And if I'm not mistaken, they were moving to Reno Nevada a couple months later

I think it only took a couple months

>>949825393
It has to be worth it, I gave up drinking when I yelled at my wife and my (14 month old) son yelled at me. Shit father.

Gatekeeper thread.

Some general tips... get health in check first, . Get engulfed in something else just to ride the wave of urges. I stopped fighting the urges for my drug of choice, I let it wash over me. Basic bitch advice but it whittles away at it one little pebble at a time.

SCHIZ
O
PHRENIA

>>949828842
Stop drinking.

>>949825393
Hi logbot!

Okay it's time to smoke the other half of that joint and get some sleep...

Oops!! I almost forgot.....
Jason actually told me "dude I don't know how to say this but watching anime had started to make me have pedo thoughts, and gay thoughts, and it was taking me into the darkest worst thoughts and feelings so thankyou'

.........and THAT statement required balls

just to even admit it.... Just for those words to roll out of your mouth... But he said it...AND THANKED ME

I was the only one who cared

So I think it speaks volumes, personally

...........HE....... made it all worthwhile
That one success story made all of my myriad posts worthwhile

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>>949828842
UP THE JUNCTION was a 1963 book by Neal Dunn (And the video was filmed in John Lennon's kitchen at the Dakota, the same room where he wrote the song imagine)

I never thought it would happen With me and the girl from Clapham Out on the windy common That night I ain't forgotten
When she dealt out the rations With some or other passions I said "you are a lady"
"Perhaps" she said. "I may be"
We moved in to a basement With thoughts of our engagement We stayed in by the telly Although the room was smelly We spent our time just kissing The Railway Arms we're missing But love had got us hooked up And all our time it took up I got a job with Stanley He said I'd come in handy And started me on Monday So I had a bath on Sunday I worked eleven hours And bought the girl some flowers She said she'd seen a doctor And nothing now could stop her I worked all through the winter The weather brass and bitter I put away a tenner Each week to make her better And when the time was ready We had to sell the telly Late evenings by the fire With little kicks inside her

This morning at four fifty
I took her rather nifty
Down to an incubator
Where thirty minutes later
She gave birth to a daughter
Within a year a walker
She looked just like her mother
If there could be another

And now she's two years older Her mother's with a soldier She left me when my drinking Became a proper stinging The devil came and took me From bar to street to bookie No more nights by the telly No more nights nappies smelling
Alone here in the kitchen I feel there's something missing I'd beg for some forgiveness But begging's not my business And she won't write a letter
Although I always tell her And so it's my assumption I'm really up the junction

https://youtu.be/RQciegmLPAo

>>949828842
By the way, that song is PERFECT

each and every step, the entire relationship, the early days, the romance of 'you and me against the world's, the sacrifices, the smelly furniture that would one day be looked back on as a find memory, the busting hid butt at a job, the pregnancy, the birth, and the EPILOGUE... All neatly encapsulated and organized into the perfect telling of the story...

brilliant

>>949825393

SPOILER ALERT :

she takes her daughter and leaves the alcoholic piece of shit

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>>949828931

SQUEEZE - GOODBYE GIRL™
(Track it. This one is absolutely amazing)

...................SPOILER ALERT
(He drugged his drink and they went upstairs to his room and he woke up in the morning with his billfold and watch and money all gone..... )

His life has moved to Jersey, so 'mugged' is not the word....

https://youtu.be/aHeEQgKzQXQ

I'm telling you...
CRANK IT LOUD!!
Definitely wear headphones

(It really doesn't get much better than this)

Ooops

WIFE*... She moved to Jersey

(Literally one of the best songs ever written)

>>949829022
I did, you fucking retard.

>>949829947
Fuck off logfag.

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>>949830512

SPOILER ALERT:

It turns out she really doesn't mind the gangraping part... She just doesn't like it when they beat her up......

https://youtu.be/uJ2cEc_TCH8

Damn kicking your own old man’s ass? That’s some sick shit. You’re a real ashsole buddy

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>>949830512

Are you eating familiar with the band SQUEEZE?

they were SOOOOOOOOOO good

Dude we're talking about almost Beatles tier

Squeeze were FUCKING ANAZING!!!!
ONE OF THE BEST BANDS EVER !!!!
absolutely in the top ten bands ever

THEIR MUSIC IS FUCKING AWESOME

There proper gentleman, and to be more accurate, they are storytellers, writers... Very into literature, which gets incorporated into their music, as they TELL SHORT STORIES

Dude they were so God damn cool

If you're not familiar with their music
BY ALL MEANS
YOU SHOULD DOWNLOAD THE ENTIRE "EAST SIDE STORY" ALBUM

It's a great place to start...
The entire album
EAST SIDE SYORY

Because they made concept albums, that were meant to be listened to in a certain order

The songs are sequential for a specific reasons
They're not just a randomly tossed on to the disk

You're supposed to listen to the first song, and then the second song, and then the third song... Each song lends itself and somewhat segues into the next story

see?... listen all the way through
and you will have experienced the collection of stories, the way they intended for you to experience it...

badass band ...

Their music is not for stupid people

>>949830853

I don't know if that's worth putting any faith into at all, and quite honestly, even if it was true, I would still take it with a big grain of salt

>>949831175

Damn speech to text to typos

..........EVEN*

not "eating"

I said "ARE YOU EVEN FAMILIAR WITH THE BAND SWUEEZE?"

>>949830853

for example:
I am known to get things wrong here and there

I strive to be accurate and correct, but I still occasionally get things wrong...

And over the decades, I've become pretty damn good at instinctually knowing whether or not somebody's telling the truth online

I'm not saying I'm perfect at it...
BUT I'M REALLY GOOD AT IT
Usually around 8 times out of 10 I'll be correct ... Just an instant gut feeling thing

Totally instinctual
And over the years you learn how to read your gut instinct

And when I read that part about him beating up his dad, NOTHING registered

I didn't get the vibration that he was lying, but I also didn't get the vibration he was telling the truth

The actual Aura of the statement itself remains somewhat ambiguous

Which is exactly why I don't think it's worth even mentioning

Because mathematically speaking, strictly from a statistical standpoint alone, it's much more likely that it was meant to be a trigger

Bait

But yeah, I just don't get any electronic instinctual reaction in my gut from it

So but I'm certainly not going to be the idiot who starts asking him to tell us more about it

I've already heard enough as it is so far

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>>949830512

What gave SQUEEZE such a unique, distinctive sound as the harmonization between the two singers: Gelenn Tilbtook with his soft high pitched voice, and CHRIS DIFFORD, the guy with the FROG sounding voice

It's Glenns soft pretty high pitched silk being dragged across Chris's rough hoarse, gravel pit unpolished lower register

when combined, their voices had a synergy

https://youtu.be/iyX7HhPICUY

And they're AMAZING song writers fucking geniuses

"AND THE POP MUSIC PLAYS"

On the local radio there's people on the streets, but no one that I know, and like my heart is now I know not where they go"

Now I know about that someone else's heart

https://youtu.be/mAWEUnHC6gs

Two suspicious lovers secretly Snooping into their spouses infidelities

So much for him ...... so much for her

............'cause THATS "BOSS"!...........

Now I know about that someone else's heart

>ITT: he will die alone and this is his legacy!
Johnny Neptune.

EAST SIDE STORY :

If somebody asked "what are the best songs on the album?", the only honest reply would be TRUST ME, DOWNLOAD THE ENTIRE ALBUM....

It's meant to be taken in as a whole

https://youtu.be/jYUd4NWWCIU

>>949832412

I've already died alone SIX TIMES, dumbass

Nobody holds Your hand and walks you through it

I have literally been clinically dead SIX TIMES™

and yes, obviously was defibrillated back toife all 6 times...

Ever since 2009, I had been telling people the same thing, "I spend clinically dead five times"

But this past September, IT WAS SIX!!!!

And once again.. here I am

You don't know anyone who's even been dead ONE time

You will never meet ANYONE who has been clinically dead more times than me

(And by the way, in case you're wondering why I was able to have paramedics arrive and defibrillate me - obviously it's because I ALWAYS HAD A WIFE OR A GIRLFRIEND AT MY SIDE)

I realize that seems a bit alien to you

Having a woman who has invested her life into your life.. a woman who loves you and she's always there at your side

And of course the first thing they did was call 911

Food for thought, lonely boy

>>949832412

And by the way......
If you think I'm joking...
IM NOT...

I am being 100% completely honest

Back in 2009, I had a massive heart attack on the operating table... They shocked me back to life (and by the way, this was the only time I didn't have a wife standing next to me, because she was waiting in the hallway outside)

And I didn't realize I had torn my aortic valve and ripped the aorta a little bit

I had no idea there had been scar tissue building around my aorta and my aortic valve since 2009....

(Aortic stenosis)

I survived 2009
And about 30 days later, we were watching TV and I was laying there in bed recovering (dude you have no idea what kind of experience that was- like being dragged behind an 18-wheeler with 20 ft of logging chain at 75 mph)

And suddenly they interrupted the television show to "BREAKING NEWS. MICHAEL JACKSON DIES FROM PROPOFOL!"

(Which is exactly what killed me a month earlier, I had never even heard of propofol until after I survived the 2009 heart attack)

But I remember telling the kids "ahhh Daddy's got a little experience dying from propofol, as well"

So ever since 2009, people would see me typing "I HAVE BEEN CLINICALLY DEAD FIVE TIMES!!"

I talked about it all the time.. hell yes
Why not?
I'm kind of an expert in the topic, to be honest

You'd be hard-pressed to find anybody more qualified than me to be an expert...

But back in September... That scar tissue on my aorta and valve had become a real problem, and I died right there on my fucking living room floor a couple days after my birthday...

KABOOM!!

in fact, when Charlie Kirk was being assassinated, at that very moment I was having emergency heart surgery

YET HERE I AM!!!

(When I finally woke up in recovery after the surgery, they had me on a bizarre ketamine and fentanyl drip... WOW

I've been every kind of high before, but this one was different.. the intravenous administration of the ketamine mixed with the fentanyl drip created a really bizarre unique world..

It's hard to explain, but I would open my eyes and see the nurses walking around in my room, but through my bizarre perception, I WAS MOVING SLIGHTLY IN REVERSE...

So it appeared to me that everything was on some kind of weird multi-layered overlapping loop, and the more forward we progressed through time, the farther in the past I was getting

Like it was so confusing it literally TWISTED MY PERCEPTION OF TIME ITSELF

And my wife was sitting there next to me, and when she saw me finally moving, the first thing she told me was "CHARLIE KIRK JUST GOT ASSASSINATED. HE JUST GOT SHOT ON TV"

And I close my eyes and told her "do not play it. I never want to see that video. I'm never going to watch it"

And I havent.....
And I never will.....
He and I were both hanging very briefly somewhere between life and death simultaneously... I'm the one who managed to come out of it, and his assassination is very personal, between him and his parents

And the fact that it has been used by gluttonous voyeuristic mentally ill people is so tragic, because his family.. his parents...

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Yeah, so wherever you were at that moment, when Charlie Kirk was being shot, at that moment I was on an operating table having emergency heart surgery....

I've had a couple very very close calls with death since September

But as far as being officially clinically dead, flatline, no pulse, no heart activity at all, actually dead.. the last time was in September of last year...

But regarding your little 'painful barb' regarding dying alone is concerned:

BEING ALONE HASN'T EVER BEEN AN ISSUE IN MY LIFE

ever since the age of 16, I always wanted to have just one year to myself with no girlfriend or wife on my own

Just to have ME TIME™
And every single time one relationship would end, within four or five days tops I would turn around and realize I was now in the next relationship already...

And I used to complain about that shit all the time to my buddies in real life

Because we had all known each other since we were kids, and in this group of buddies, I WAS THE ONLY ONE WHO DIDN'T HAVE A FEW YEARS ALL TO MYSELF

You know they say the Grass is always Greener, right? So although I would bitch and mope about it, I wasn't really complaining

But yeah, I'm not kidding
I can never gone a full week without a girlfriend or will I like to refer to as "an instant fiance"

You know the ones I'm talking about. It's like you had already made the deal before you even saw each other the first time

So yeah.. for some reason, I get the feeling you probably shouldn't hold your breath when it comes to me dying alone

That would be kind of hard for me to do

But trust me, I'm not opposed to the idea at all

>>949825393

FUN FACT™ :

NOBODY ever became cooler or more interesting after drinking alcohol

Never.

Not even once

>>949825393

ALCOHOL ™ :

not so much of a 'drug' and more akin to IF DIESEL FUEL COULD BRING OUT THE WORST SIDE OF EVERY HUMAN

it always turns people into the worst version of themselves

Not only does alcohol turn you into 'the version of yourself' you would never want anybody to see, but it's simultaneously a racist your external perspective, so your oblivious to how much of a douchebag you've become

>>949833935
ERACES*

not racist

It turns you in to the complete and utter douchebags version of yourself, and just when you need some external perspective more than ever before, it robs you of the ability to realize how much of a douchebag you're acting like

>>949825393
stop drinking.

>>949833535
>>949833299
>>949833064
holy fuck dude, stop rambling