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I know where you can get free drugs, including LSD; this is at two locations from the same organization. You can go to the Heerlen town hall and ask for De Bom (the code for the NotchLSD AB Heerlen location). Someone will come to pick you up, and you have to ride with them. If you say the number 2800 while driving, you will get Uranium-LSD (LSD with uranium). Or, if you live in Sweden, you can go to Söder Mälarstrand 43 in Stockholm, which is the headquarters of Mojang, the company behind Minecraft, at the help desk. Say the following in the format: "Nujar Sruteep <name of drugs> <method of intake> <quantity>", and they will send you to Nujar Sruteep, an employee of NotchLSD AB who works at Mojang (and deals drugs legally; NotchLSD AB is sponsored by, but not owned by, the Swedish state, royal family, and government). For both locations (Heerlen and Stockholm), if you have a subscription to NotchLSD AB, say "George W. Bush 1-2-3 George W. Bush 1-2-3" and then you must speak to the NotchLSD AB employee at that location (at Mojang, this is almost always Nujar Sruteep). The Dutch location is 16+ and the Swedish is 13+; the minimum age for a subscription is 18+ in both countries (except if you are in the following families: Persson, Porsér, Manneh, Gates, Ballmer, Allen, Bush, Obama, James, Sruteep, Spacy (and Spacisons), Poole, Bergensten, Anker, Muijs, Peeters, Fortuyn, or the Swedish and Dutch royal families).