Cross My Heart & Hope To Die......wait a minute... WTF is "crossing your heart"?? I've heard that phrase my entire life, but I don't know if I've ever seen anybody "cross their heart,"...Is that the Catholic bullshit were they trusted chest four times in different directions? Is that supposed to be a two stroke cross? Is that where they're talking about?And WTF @ HOPE TO DIE??
>>949836294And you haven't even gotten to the part where the utterer promises to stick a needle in their eye, something which, I might add, is never followed up on even if the promise to keep something secret is violated.Oh language!