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Drawthread
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>>949840939
requesting the black one stuffing the white one into a mulcher
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>>949841014
ok but why
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herro bread any req
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>>949841032
it would please me
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>>949841040
Fat Juni reaching for a cupcake that's just out of reach.
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>>949841040
requesting that lady crushing watermelons with her thighs
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>>949841098
Fat aeshi eating multiple pies when?
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Requesting drawfag colab featuring a hotdog eating contest.
>inb4 Killy is the winner.
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>>949841124
Sigh
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>>949841340
She looks so happy eating those pies....
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>>949841340
nice drawing dawg
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>>949841362
Pieshi
>>949841383
Thank You filthy
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>>949841383
Requesting FIlth at a hot dog eating contest eating the table.
Bonus points for the reaction of the other contestants sitting next to him.
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>>949841063
light work
>>949841059
you strike me as someone who will keep repeating a request when I ignore it
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>>949841492
Someone will draw it. Eventually. Your recent posting of the young one reminded me of my desire. Because I feel it would be funny. Like the fat aeshi above. Priceless.
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>>949841492
comforting little thigh hug thanks dawg
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>>949841528
Dubsie this is starting to sound like feeding
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>>949841966
Sir. These are drawings. Not people. Buggs Bunny can become Big Chungus at will. Cartoon logic, Eggwater. Cartoon logic.
Slow kids. Fast animals.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tH_GaKHWTpQ
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>>949842183
Whatever You Say jubs I dropped $400 on a new vacuum for My mom but I Said it's for me because she won't accept a gift that expensive
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>>949842474
Buy her a volvo next. But a better one than you bought. Because yours sounds like it was kinda a lemon.
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>>949842506
Well if I buy her a car it Will be something Off-roadsy
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>>949841492
this is nice
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>>949842551
Get her a WW2 surplus jeep. Rugged AND off roadsy! Korean war surplus is good too. But I'm pretty sure they are one and the same.
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>>949842633
How about just a hummer so she can get rained on
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>>949842759
Hummers are gay. Even the OG ones. But especially the H2 and H3 models.
Only one who gets a pass was Garry Coleman who drove a big yellow H1.
Anyone else driving a hummer is a butt muncher.
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>>949842838
So I have heard
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>>949841006
You art is so fuckin bad, dude. Wow.
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my hair is abundant! unlike that bald man!
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>>949840850
/r/ crown princess Amalia Sheran Sharm from Wakfu by French animation studio Ankama.
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I like how i drew oskar..
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>>949841465
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>>949846277
>Tfw he unzipped already
The man is a professional.
>>949845884
Oh shid. It's finally happened. And it's 85% more "secudctive" than it has any right to be.
Thank you, Puffchan. This will haunt me for ages to come.
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Yay it's June, time to make fun of misanthropes or something
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>>949848252
You tell em, boss! Tell all of those misanthropes! Ha! What losers!

Like, yeah? It's June, Bash amisanthrope time much?
Totally! If you ask le me!

Dab.
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Sup drawthread
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>>949848252
I am a misanthrope
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Requesting her with braces and flashing her dick in a schoolgirl outfit or giving a sloppy french kiss to another girl
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sumoning Kukre
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>>949849096
Hello Mobile-kun
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Requesting Morgan wearing a cheerleader uniform.
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Requesting Anubia in this bunnysuit riding an anon's cock reverse cowgirl style from his pov.
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Requesting mr cruel raping mr torturer or viceversa
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Eyebrows and wings are the last two pieces of Aeshi's design that I feel need work before her lineart phase is done
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>>949850514
Nerd rope, sour patch kids, or satisfying Chewwww?
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>>949850860
Nerd rope I was actually just leaving the house to buy candy but probably Mike and ikes
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>>949851064
Why do I feel like the candy you're getting isn't the same as my candy....
>tfw I ate all my normal skittles yesterday
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>>949850769
I likem, those bottom two especially
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>>949851127
I love normal Skittles and tropical is yummy too
>>949851174
Hoo ray
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>>949846658
glad u feel some sort of way abt it lol
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>>949851976
The only real question is.... will it traumatize coffee-kun?
Been a while since we MvC2'd though....
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Can someone draws Nanachi from Made in Abyss giving Reg an blowjob?
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>>949852800
hmofa spammer coded
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>>949851352
I meant to Say wild berry is yummy oops
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>>949853088
They're all yummy, you dingledorf.
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>>949853834
Yes they are
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Requesting Ava Ire in bed with somewhat messy hair and her huge tits out
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Requesting Blueberry in the punk rock outfit with him 69'ing with an anon.
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Requesting this raccoon drawn similar to that mouse anon requested in the last thread with a sword.
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It's all over but the dead nigger babies
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>>949855467
wym similar to that drawing
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happy mmmmm- uhh m... mmmetal titties monday
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>>949855770
the artstyle mostly, and theme? I want them to be a mix of cute and cool.
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>>949855820
HEAVY metal tiddies monday.
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>>949852800
Get a load of this guy He wants free futa lolisho porn
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I feel like a peethewarss
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>>949855847
>>949855467
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>>949858128
Lolis
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>>949858011
Requesting MOM, but SOMEHOW real nice and FIT, wearing some jessica rabbit kind of dress!
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>>949858011
>>949850564
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>>949858153
>>>/gif/30720220
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>>949856090
isn't the thread filled with lolishos either way?
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>>949858713
>>949858011
Seconding. But she's passed out in an alley way getting pissed on by a hobo.
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>>949858011
Wow, thanks. Also, the raccoon is being used for a HEEEEE, ha ha ha ha. I'm prob gonna edit some clothes on the coon at some point though.
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>>949859071
no problem, I could add some clothes if you want anything in particular.
>Also, the raccoon is being used for a HEEEEE, ha ha ha ha
idk what this mean
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what draw
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>>949859746
Requesting the final solution.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uSTOcyevIOE
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>>949859263
Oh, can you add a red scarf, and maybe a hilted sword?

The raccoon is male, is what I mean.
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>>949860210
Very nice, 10/10.
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I've been playing overwatch again and god damn do I hate it just as much as I hated it when I stopped playing

>>949859513
Didn't know you were a Kanye West fan bootsy

>>949860210
Oy vey
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>>949860210
Post your face when the goyim know.
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>>949860555
HotS was the last good thing Blizzard did mr. trips. And they gutted it because it wasn't good enough to compete with LoL on the eSports scene.
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Would i be a good father or would i be fucking evil
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>>949860555
CHECKED
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>>949845862
I will be taking your reference.
>>949858011
Filth, requesting ugly men raping this bitch in her sleep.
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>>949860240
>racoon is male
could have fooled me
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>>949861335
ummm im not against the request completely but.... can it NOT be rape?
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>>949860523
; )
>>949860555
>555
trips department
nice
I AM dialing that shit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cx1J2CzNnS8
>>949860628
>
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>>949860240
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Oh my fucking god russians are actually real people unlike these polluted american faggots why haven't i moved yet to somewhere better
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>>949860696
Tale as old as time

>>949860923
And knowing is half the battle!

>>949861839
Woah mama, what is it with jewish women and having great racks... smh
I got that number on SPEED DIAL
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>>949860555
You friggin idiot, this is not your blog!
>>949861839
it his is abigail shapiro, good.
if it isn't, what are you waiting for?!
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>>949861897
That is very good Filth.
>>949860240
What is the anatomical difference between a female and a a male raccoon?
>>949861646
No, piss off.
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>>949862068
thanks dawg
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>>949862002
requesting these sluts lezzing out
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>Jews in thread
Yuck
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>>949861951
You are heavily under western imperialist propaganda, else you would move to the true places of peace.
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>>949862232
Better than american propoganda!
Might go to japan with bundal
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Assassinate netinyahu already
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>>949862068
Fuck you i dont want my /r/ being associated with rape
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>>949862294
Japan, no. They are imperialist killers and war makers.
>>949862330
Yes.
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>>949862354
That is your problem and not mine.
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We should've gotten one of the nukes instead of japan, Would've calmed our rapist asses down a bit
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>>949861897
Thanks a lot

>>949862068
Uuuh, PP.
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>>949862440
Both deserve nukes. Japan killed many Chinese from 37 to 45. And American dogs deserve it.
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>>949862465
You don't say? I mean between the picture? If no difference, why does it matter?
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I'm an american btw if that matters and i'm proud saying all this
Just waiting untill trump is finished
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>>949862465
no problem dawg
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>>949862557
Oh, not at all. I just brought it up cause people were assuming the coon was a she, and I'm kinda a lil shitter, so I revealed the not too important info to contradict people.
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>>949862005
Im starting a podcast with my guests being thread people so we can talk about how much we like to draw naked people and call each other slurs

>>949862177
Makka is only a lez for one girl... most of the time anyways depending on what I'm in the mood to draw :p
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>>949862863
Wetback bean nigger! Draw me a big tiddy Carnage gf. You know the type. The type you should never stick your dick in.... But it happens. And next thing you know it you're fighting for your life...
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>>949862863
Hell yeah, you beaner! You tell em!
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>>949863516
Shut up, Smug. Why can't you be more like your brother?
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>>949863572
Calm down Ratthew
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>>949863774
His name is Humble. I've seen this name thrown around randomly before. No idea who it's meant to be.
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>>949863572
>>949863774
Ho ho ho! Seems like we got an anti-anti-smug er. here. And he's naming him Ratthew?

Such a little rat, Ratthew!
Serves you right! Want some choese? ho ho ho!
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>>949862863
i respect that, then
*requesting Makka lezzing out with the one girl
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gaijin goomba pov
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>>949861335
Request seconded
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>>949863144
You don't get to call me that
I already have a carnage design for my dumb spider kira au but I didn't design her with big tiddys
But here ya go anon

>>949863516
Thanks certified honky

>>949864080
It's on the list
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>>949864386
Why does the honkey get to call you dat but not me? Do I not qualify for a wetback beaner pass?
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>>949864479
Simmer down Ratthew
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Transpedos were invented in 1999?
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>>949864809
Hey, pajeet! You can't just slam 2 words together and just make a new word. Trans, as a prefix means to cross. Pedo as a suffix usually means foot/feet. Crossing your feet wasn't invented in the 90's.
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>>949865853
not that brown guy, but you must mean podo, for feet, not pedo.
I should know. I am a big podophile.
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the niggas here really be like
>teehee I'm a pedophil-WHOOPS I MEAN PODOPHILE LOOOOL >:3 I draw naked children all the time BUT IT'S JUST A DRAWING DUHHH but UUUOOHHHH LITTLE GIRL PUSSY JUICES HHHFHFFFFH I LOVE HUFFING LITTLE BOY FARTS
then people still act surprised when the same niggas get outed as groomers
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>>949866037
Still can't believe my favorite drawfag "CPlovercunnyrapistlolicon420" turned out to be a pedophile. Who would've guessed?
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with a flick of my wrist, with the tippity tappity of my keys! i can do a magic trick! turn anons insane!
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>>949860210
That's a good Cece
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what draw
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>>949855820
Does she have metal nipples
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odds I draw
evens I sleep
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digits theo kills niggers
singles waxman fucks your wife
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Y’all niggas be like omg groomer meanwhile there was never anyone to groom in the first place somebody lying
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>>949865904
Biped means walks on 2 feet (not bisexual pedo), quadruped refers to 4 footed. English (latin-english) is a busted language, pajeets have more trouble with it than most, though. So you're at least doing better than them.
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hi boys
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>>949867625
Theo sucks nigger dick. It's all a numbers game, he said he usually doesn't care for the taste thoughbeit.
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>>949867831
Sub peña
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>>949867831
You take requests?
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>>949867912
yeah
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>>949858011
this is amazing
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>>949867625
May I call You crackerhonky?
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>>949868038
rem from deadlock gay sex
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#classy
#rich
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>>949868038
If you are still around, may I request my boy Alteo pounding that mouse from behind?
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SOURFACES EVERYWHERE
OXFORD KNOBS WHO ARE PRETENTIOUS
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>>949868148
something
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>>949868823
Nigga really made an oc gayer than Theodore and named him altheo holy homage
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>>949869184
very hot, perfect, thank you
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>>949869184
Nice stuff
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silly doodle cuz i've been getting into ff7
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I WANT A GOTH FUTA MUMMY

FUCK YOU

GOTH FUTA DAUGHTER
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>>949871819
cant tell if arisu or the retard that draws scat that came back
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>>949871844
not me. theyre better than i am lol
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>>949871885
im blushing
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>>949871964
teehee got u gigglin n kickin yo feet n shit
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Sometimes I consider ways to kill myself for fun and I realize I cannot end My life with My Volvo at least from the driver's seat, it is too safe and has too many mechanisms to predictably thwart
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>>949872093
apparently playing with explosives is the most fun way, ask in /k/
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Requesting Tommy in white briefs, with red lipstick kiss marks where the bulge is. Shy and nervous expression preferred (Smug and bratty if you decide to draw the Beforel version instead)
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>>949872148
Well for the game to work I have to know how to acquire explosives and I am a bit shy around gunbergs but I Will turn the idea over
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if you’re sane enough to legally own weapons you’re doing it wrong
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I have mulled over most common options yesterday and the only method that seems plausible would be bathtub cutting but My family would intervene
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>>949850064
(Your)'re request
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>>949872692
Nice stuff Melty
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>>949872655
don't you live in Maine? You could rent a dinghy and jump in the ocean. Cold water shock kills people remarkably fast
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>>949872692
Cute draw
You should do full color stuff like this more often it's very good
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>>949872941
I Will look into it anon I am surprised I did not consider hypothermia sooner
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>>949874152
Nanachi?
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>>949874215
nanachoid
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What if you pretty her backwards?
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so, who still take requests around here?
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>>949874418
Do you take Requests?
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Reminder: Death to America
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>>949875498
Thanks Ratthew
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>>949875532
Who?
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>>949875548
The guy who really likes zangief and provo and posting vocaroos of his guitar playing
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>>949875561
Don't think that's his name. But whatever. You do you.
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Dead nigger hours up in here.
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Donde esta el gato de caca
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>>949875837
I uhhh... just flushed the toilet.
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>>949875870
Cool good job
He's busy pretending to be a girl on deviantart, apparently
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>>949875915
Somehow if true this wouldn't surprise me.
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>>949875982
Taultvault
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>>949876042
Speak english, retard. This is AMERICA!
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The marijuana induced cognitive decline of the average Canadian is tragic. Can't blame them though it's either that or the suicide pods.
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Hail Satan! It's finally sodomy month!
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Cold shock from the ocean sounds like a great Way to pass away though I have been advised about how agonizing it is to drown
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>>949876245
Helium tank Exit Bag.
You're welcome.
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just can't believe she the whole thing
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>>949876303
Yeah I know. But it's always the small ones that can put it away. Even if it's a whole 72oz steak.
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>>949876265
Wouldn't bringing Home a helium tank raise suspicion? Maybe it would be great if I bought some balloons and kept it in a spare room, especially if a little holiday were coming up.
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>>949876646
Could always Robin Williams it.
I suggest meeting up with Shitstain so you can set this up together. Because you be sounding a lot like him lately.
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>>949876713
Effective suicide methods take five minutes to set up and reach certain death (or at least become inescapable). This is just a morbid game I toy with I would not ever try to take My life I do not think
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>>949876808
Glad to hear.
Weight to rope length ratio for optimal neck snapping to leave yourself as a dangling surprise to morning joggers is a fun idea too.
Just make sure to factor in the excess rope for the knots so you don't come up short and turning your nice clean neck snap into a choking death.
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Pink bitche
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>>949876866
Well I do not have anywhere convenient I can hang myself around the homestead but hanging and shooting are the classics
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>>949867831
cute mouse
/r/ could he get fucked by my rat?
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>>949876996
I'm partial to the strap TNT to your face and paint the room with a bang method.
It's job creation! As someone's gotta clean that mess up. Help the GDP when you go!
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>>949877186
Well we have come back around to explosives. I guess it is a fun Way to go
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>>949877346
Revenge on society muderspree/suicide by cop is another top contender. Seemingly on a lot of people's lists these days....
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>>949877070
Are you this Ratthew guy some nigga keeps chiming on about?
Because you gotta be. There's no other rat niggers in these threads.
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any req bread?
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>>949877675
I feel like you already know what I want.
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>>949877588
I'm a new rat nigger
I don't play guitar, I'm just a spic tourist
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>>949877070
Is this joe
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>>949872692
sweet, thanks!
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>>949877070
please draw him nekid
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>>949878054
Guitar guy is either dubsie or Humble. Never seen anything rat related to him. Which is why I'm confused here.
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>>949881359
then idk who tf ratthew is, i just saw someone say he was the vocaroo guitar guy
either way, not ratthew, but still a rodent enjoyer
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>>949881359
>>949882657
dubsie and ratthew are the same guy
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>>949883642
oh ok then
and what does ratthew do?
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>>949872093
skid on a winding road into a drivers side collision with a tree over 60
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>>949868109
thanks dawg
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just clutched a job, i'm no longer a useless NEET-foid. happy pride month gay homos
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>>949885434
oof sucks to be you
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>>949885434
I give it 3 days before somebody yells at you for being slow and retarded and you quit in tears
a week tops
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>>949840850
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>>949885454
yes it do suck, but i want a house so i gotta bear the grind. like a soldier clutching a photo of his wife in the trenches, i'll be pining over my design ideas. if a customer gets bitchy i'll go to my happy place of emerald green tile bathroom, red velvet curtains on the bedroom walls, orange kitchen....

>>949885528
brother i'm going back to my old job in which i'm trained and trained others in 3/5 possible positions. you don't know how much of a beast i am at retail
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>>949885618
>but i want a house
>retail
lol good luck with that you cute little goy
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>>949885618
work hard and maybe you can get really fat and die
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>>949885658
>2 incomes
>no kids
>only need 10% of house price saved up to get house
>all my money will be going to debt relief and savings
i think we'll be fine, doomer
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>>949885810
I said good luck and I stand by that
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>>949885810
You're going to spend all your money on Funko Pops and weed then get raped to death by a shitty mortgage
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>>949886039
weed is cheap to be fair
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>>949886039
>Funko Pops
you aint know shit about me brother, nice projection. not a cent that's passed through my hands has been spent on that garbage
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>>949886109
don't you buy candles
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>>949886218
very infrequently and only if they're less than $10. i really don't splurge on much, other than the occasional thrift store expenditure. even that's not a constant, if we're low on money we don't spend money. i'm financially literate enough to not waste all my money on bullshit i don't need
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>>949883987
I do not think that would end My life sweet anon I do not know what it is but drivers do not die very easily in car crashes up here, we mostly hit and run others
>>949886360
Good luck with your job miss Arisu
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>>949886718
aw thanks eggfren! i hope you find peace and happiness, and i'm sorry you were dealt a bad hand when it comes to your brain chemistry. not to be selfish, but i love seeing your art and i'd really miss your presence here if you end your life. hopefully you can get the care and support you need to find a reason to keep going <3

ok gay sappy rant over
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>>949886718
maybe drive that volvo somewhere people die in car crashes first
>>949887045
I agree with this btw
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>>949887045
Well thank You that's very sweet of You to Say and do not worry I do not have the constitution to end My own life, My mental health has been far worse than this before. Though My depression has certainly taken the stage since My anxiety ceased in 2022.
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>>949887625
ah that's understandable, at least there's one less thing bothering you. i've thought long and hard through the logistics of suicide before and it made me realize it isn't worth the collateral damage. my anxiety is worse now living with roommates who often make dishes disappear for months and leave the gas stove on sometimes. one of them comes home at like 3am and often rams their bike right into the front door. so hopefully if i whittle my body and soul down at this job i can escape this bullshit. you gotta have hope, love, and determination. hell, that's all i got
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I'd hire Arisu.... But only if they brought me weed to work.
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>>949887824
you can smack the penjamin anon, only if you beat me in a z-rail race. i'm pretty damn fast though
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>>949887863
The fuck is a z rail race? Are you sanic fast? I only respect sanic fast.
And I want flower. Or hash. Preferably both if you want me to nap on the couch and not care if you're slacking off (so long as the work is done eventually).
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>>949887769
To be honest ever since I were little I had a feeling that this life is much like death if not death itself. I know that is ridiculous but it is not distressing to think about passing away at least.
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So I saw the meme today. East Indian man with his hands down his pants jerking off in the middle of the sidewalk. He'd just walked past a school as the kids were arriving.
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Rolling for sextuplet 8s
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>>949887920
picrel is a z-rail. you can balance one foot on the bottom part and propel yourself with the other foot like a scooter. i'm pretty damb good at it.
>And I want flower. Or hash. Preferably both
only time i could get away with smelling like weed smoke was when i worked at a gas station. i even had good plugs there before weed became legal here
>not care if you're slacking off (so long as the work is done eventually)
i'm such a good noodle when it comes to getting shit done, i always make a to-do list at the top of the shift and get it done long before my time is up. during the gas station times, i could mop the whole storefront in less than a minute if i sprinted, and i was somehow the only one who cleaned out the iced tea dispenser. it was always nasty in there for some reason

speaking of gas stations, i'm going out later to get a little treat for being a good little wagie. odds i get the spongebob popsicle, evens i get the twix ice cream bar. dubs and i'll get a tall boy and get schwasted
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>>949888741
All you're doing for me is office secretary shit. Emails. Payroll. Marketing/sales. Don't gotta interact with no one face to face. I do that smelling of weed all the time though. So I don't think it would really matter. Almost like people don't typically give a shit so long as they know what they want done gets done.
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>>949888797
>office secretary shit. Emails. Payroll. Marketing/sales. Don't gotta interact with no one face to face.
fuuuck that's my dream job bro, aint nobody hiring for jobs like that anymore that aren't in the middle of evil ass rape city
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Gib gets naooooooo reeeeeeee
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>>949888842
>Evil ass rape city
Isn't that every city? Good luck avoiding that one!
With the exception of dropping off flyers and giving quotes to drum up new business to justify your paycheck (and theoretically Turbo's) the job can easily be done remotely too.
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>>949888871
Better luck next time sweet OP4
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