how do you make babies
how is babi born? how gurl get pregant?
You aren't God you can't make shit
You don't. They're flown in for you by these birds
>>949882620how do i get one
>>949882630Visit baby dot com and ask for one
>>949882294I’m bored so heres the explanation the first step is to get naked with your partner/spouse. thats literally it thats the first stepStep 2 is to insert your penis into her vagina. When a woman is pregnant, the baby stays inside of the uterus. i like to call it a “baby storage area” and it comes out the vagina when giving birth. to be specific, when the baby is coming out, the vagina gets bigger so the baby can have more room to come out.step 3 is to peg her until your semen comes out. if you are unaware, or never got that puberty lesson in elementary school, sperm comes from semen (obviously) and sperm are how you make babies. the sperm have a “race” in the woman’s uterus until it gets to the ovary. whichever sperm gets to the ovary first will be your babystep 4: wait a few days and then make her take a pregnancy test. if your wife is pregnant, congrats! if not… do the whole process again or something.i dont know if my information is correct because i’m a woman, i obviously don’t know about men that much, so i’m sorry
>>949882721i dont have a partner i'm a solo player
>>949882777it’s okay, you at least know how babys are made now
you need to do way instain mother
>>949882840But why are babies bald? Are they dumb!! Grow some hair dumb baby
plant a magic seed in a pumpkin patchchant"star light star bright we are going to grow a baby tonight"
>>94883077babies infact AREN’T bald when they are born, they have a little bit of hair on their heads even straight out of the womb
i meant >>949883077sorry guys
>>949882294be black
>>949883384who made you an expert on babies, bro
>>949882294I find that sous vide for 24 hours yields a succulent and tender main entree.
pee in her butt
>>949887213the variation where you pee in her bellybutton is called a golden eggyolk
>>949882294>>949878701with mommy Peng
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