Did you ever notice that Star Wars is pro-pedophilia?
"Too old!" - Yoda
>>949914311Female older pedo x male minor: "Meh StarWars"Male older pedo x female minor: "REAL SHIT!"
>>949914311Did you ever notice that your mom is a colossal whore?
>>949914311Portman is a jewish bitch that only got there because of nepo favors from family
>>949915030She got there because she's a goddess. One of the most beautiful women in the world.
She's like 14
Tale of Genji reference mayhaps
>>949915288
We never got any anakin/padme straight shota content, though.
George Lucas wanted to make Marion Ravenwood 11 years old when Indiana Jones started fucking her, Spielberg refused so they compromised and made her 15. It’s in the official novelisation. Indy is canonically a pedophile.
>>949915030Fuck off nigger she is a great actress, go watch Zendaya or Sydney Sweeney
Instead of letting Anakin join the jedi should've fought to keep him on Naboo as her boy toy.
>>949922717Do you think she ever gave him a bath?
>>949922858Her and her handmaidens would. It'd be very sensual since he's not used to them.
>>949923679nice
Have any of you little twerps ever looked through history to see how young most people were when they got married/had kids/fought in wars before the lunacy of "muh children!!!!" got started?Cleopatra was 14 when she was banging CaesarMomčilo Gavrić was 8 (eight) the youngest known soldier of World War I - killed a shit-ton of men.Lady Beaufort had Henry Tudor (the guy that won at Bosworth) when she was 13, which meant she got preggo at 12.Stop being so gay. "Muh Children!!!" is just a psyop to keep you guys eating Pizza Rolls and playing vidya.
>>949914311Well, she did fuck an older guy (Leon), and now she fucks younger boys.
>>949924095Leon was protective of her, like a father.She was just learning how to use her sexuality.That movie was awesome.Jean Reno and Gary Oldman should have won Oscars.
>>949923999>Momčilo Gavrić was 8 (eight) the youngest known soldier of World War I - killed a shit-ton of men.Jebote, nikad čuo za njega.Also, nice trips.
>>949914311That's because the idea of a shota having sex and dominating some 30 year old hag is hot. Lolis are double hot because they can be innocent which is attractive or they can be whores which is erotic
>>949924168klinac je bio certificirani heroj
>>949914311Imagine the reward she gave him for saving her planet.
>>949914311No, I never noticed. Could you explain?Don't forget to include scenes and dialogue from the films.
>>949925299fuuuugggggg
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>>949925632>>949925884She was definitely cock teasing him on purpose.
>>949926219because jewish woman she is
>>949921173God, George is based.
>>949926622very nice
>>949921625She's a terrible actress
>>949926832No she isn't faggot
>>949926168The what? Sorry, the comm is failing, Did you say expedite offer 69?
>>949915030not entierely true, Portman is a jewish bitch that only got to the Leon casting because of nepo favors from family, and then got selected for her first role because she was really, really good in itthe roles she got afterwards were mainly because of her success in her first movie that proved she was not an incompetent nepo-baby, because she was young and pretty enough to be palatable for public consumption, and because she is a jewish bitch benefitting from nepo favors from family
>>949927385IIRC she was eating ice cream and some guy came up to her and said she should do modeling or acting and gave her his card
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>>949927450I've read that she wanted to be an actress drom a young age, and she worked hard to convinve her parents to let her try and do some castingsthey were opposed at first, but relented for the besson movie because he agreed to all their demands about safety, lack of pedos, ability to do her class work, absence of jewish casting couch, being watched by guardians, and lack of molestationand this workedthe ice cream on the street was probably somebody else
>>949926914Yes you are a faggot.And she's not that great looking, either
>>949927728We all know just how gay you are now but I knew before you posted this
>>949927763No ur gay. She has the body of a teenage boy
>>949927655ice cream guy was a talent agent and he eventually got people like Bresson sending her a movie script
when i was luke skywalker i would show her my force , you know what i am speaking what
>>949927823You're so monstrously gay and without taste!
>>949927851And those moles or whatever is on her faceCringe
>>949914311>Joo Wars
>>949915064This anon gets it. Absolutely beautiful.
>>949927870Hush little tastelet don't cry
>>949927916get off spider nick
>>949914311Yes.
>>949922858Definitely. She probably sucked him off too.
>>949927850i think i see what you're saying anon
>>949914311i use to rub my dick between my little cousins butt cheeks as she sat on my lap acting like a cat. i would secretly unbutton my shorts so my dick would poke out and id rub through underwear and her leggings. she would giggle and say she could feel my peepee get bigger and rub my dick back. i still jerk off to the memory to this day
>>949924160Is there any way to sound any creepier talking about that movie? Christ, it truly is only pedos that enjoyed it
>>949914311They're aliensAnakin might have been 30 when he met Padme
>>949930257Leon is a masterpiece and not pedo at all, the main character is an absolute protector od loli Nat, it's only pedos who percieve it that way, you're revealing more about yourself than you believe by finding it creepy
>>949930115You really need to shove a gun in your mouth and pull the trigger.
>>949926622Hell yeah, but the real question is: which one is the real padme, and which is the body double?
>>949926832You're fucking retarded.
>>949914311based. Id fucking breed her dynasty from the 1st blood they couldnt find a hotter girl
>>949914311You know, they went on several trips together to promote the movie.So they stayed in hotels, and I was part of the support crew.One day, he was telling a woman a story about something that had happened, and they didn’t notice I was there.She said she was feeling lonely because she was away from home, so she put on a welcoming demeanor. Then he asked to sleep with her. She agreed. After all, he was just a boy. But then he asked to sleep naked, and she agreed. But as soon as they lay down, she realized he had an erection. You know the rest.
>>949933762I do know the rest. Jesish women are quite promiscuous.
>>949914311padme was only 12 years old
>>949921173>>949923999>>949926702Based beyond belief
>>949934602LOL, I would have stomped that little 8 year old piece shit out.
>>949921173Technically no, but what the hey.
>>949932515I love Padmé so much bros
>>949934761Same, I want to sniff her butt hole.
>>949923999What else was there to do? Barely any knowledge to learn - barely any history, barely any sicence, barely any geography. Food isnt available on demand in stores and cant be kept for long. All u do is try to survive. And reproduction is a part of it. And thats not good. They also knew less bout having, raising and healing the children they got
>>949915064>picdamn
>>949935773Hey, you'd do any favours to protect your planet, right?
>>949914311oh my Satan i love star wars now.
>>94993577314 btw
>>949914311Star Wars is the work of kikes, so color me surprised
back in the star wars oughties natalie hershlag or portman or whatever blew this guy i knew. i was at the event where the lead up to it happened and she was locked in goo goo eyes for him so yeah. pretty funny it was.
>>949937943How did he say her head game was? She swallow?
>>949937987he said yeah it was cash and laughed about it thats all.
>>949938041What year
