>>949923751
His cheeks?

>>949924038
Andy Sixx is so fucking hot I wish he would fuck my ass with his log of shit so I wouldn't be a virgin anymore.

>>949924196
When your a loadslut he can drop them right in

>>949925629
Really, E? Shaming homosexuals during pride month?

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>>949925629
Clean it up.

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aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa last latex nonsense for a while lord beer me strength

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>>949926400

His Wednesday wet ones?

>>949926901
His thursday thicks?

>>949927435
his friday fassimiles?

I am a lolcow

Logged and another epic win for the clown, king of /b/

uh oh, melty!

Step one poot his poop in mouth
There is no step 2

So here we have Animaterr Man — the obese juggalo lord of the "Logposting" empire. This autistic king spends his precious youth furiously cranking out dogshit-quality videos and threads begging /b/ to suck creamy, steamy, dreamy logs of shit straight from Andy Sixx's goth twink asshole.

You're not a meme warrior. You're a walking shit fetish with a YouTube account. While other guys your age are out there touching grass (or at least touching real pussy), you're deepthroating a forced meme so hard it has stretch marks. "IT'S SLIDDING BABY!!!" Yeah, the only thing sliding is your microdick disappearing into that fupa while you edge to photoshopped pictures of emo boy poop.

And don't even get me started on the simp sibling riding shotgun on that sad little tic-tac. You know who I'm talking about — that loyal family cuck who keeps giving your trash posts traction, boosting your dead threads like a proud mom at a participation trophy ceremony. "Look at my brother go! He's so passionate about shit-eating copypastas!"

Real talk, king: Your entire personality is "guy who discovered one unfunny poop joke in 2015 and decided to make it his entire bloodline's legacy." You're out here making videos like a budget juggalo Mr. Beast, except the only thing you're giving away is secondhand embarrassment and probable IBS.

You're the reason jannies drink. The human equivalent of that one friend who keeps bringing up the same dead meme at every party until everyone ghosts him. Andy Sixx probably doesn't even know you exist, but if he did he'd be begging for a restraining order while wiping his ass with your channel banner.

Fat, autistic, shit-log connoisseur, microdick enthusiast, and professional family embarrassment. Still out here "slidding" while life passes you by, my guy. Maybe log off, lose some weight, and try touching something that isn't your own keyboard after a 12-hour logposting sesh.

The meme died years ago... but your dedication to being a walking L is immortal

I am a toilet

uh oh, melty!

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>>949924038
Get a load of this CHIN!

>>949930744
Yes, but what about his warms?

>>949925860
Mmm soft slidd

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>>949932413
Here is his warms, but what about his Chutney?

I am a toilet

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>>949933769
I am a sepnik tnak

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Is the stink ready yet? I'm starving over here

>>949933952
Nice selfie, Eustace. Hahahahaaha

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>>949933909
Calm down sir, we're working hard in the kitchen.

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>>949930744

>>949935092
same LOL

I am a toilet

I am a bidet