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>hasn't been seen in public in 7 days
>last TV interview was a pre-record
>increasing amount of reports that he's had a stroke

Pleasepleasepleaseplease
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>>949926237
>people who glazed a dementia patient and ignored 9% inflation be like
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>>949926237

........ Bullshit

I hate his guts come but I'm getting sick and tired of seeing these same "he's had a stroke" pseudo news reports...

"His ankles are swollen from edema"

"his hands"

gossipy bullshit

"He's got dementia. He's had a stroke. He's dying. They're not telling us the truth"

For several months now, that's Cindy pattern coming from left wing liberal independent podcaster bullshit and YouTube videos

It's bullshit...... it doesn't matter
Even if it was true (I definitely think he suffered a stroke) it's pointless, because it's not going to change anything.

definitely DO NOT pin your hopes on an unrealistic expectation of him suddenly dropping out, due to a health crisis
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>>949926357
>9% inflation
Lol just wait.
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>>949926357
Biden caused COVID? Any sources on that fucktard?
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>>949926680
Please quote where I said he caused covid
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>>949926562
>as always the only ammo libbycucks have are things that haven't happened yet
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>>949926348
sad but true
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>>949927165
>Gas prices up
>More allies for China
>2 market scares
>New war in the Middle East

American century of humiliation is here
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>>949926237
I heard he grabbed a woman by the VAGINA! That's obviously fatal
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Isn't he going to the basketball game tonight?
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>>949926357
>repeatedly asked to take cognitive tests
>genuinely thinks it's a brag, and that that recognising an elephant is criteria enough to still be president
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>>949926237
Don’t get your hopes up. I think if he really died we’d find out almost right away.
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>>949927205
213
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>>949927118
sure, >>949927118
>he caused covid
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>>949927315
You genuinely think they'd tell everyone straight away? I bet Vance is shitting himself right now
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>>949927358
Pardon?
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>>949927550
it's my ranking, what about it?
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>>949927165
What's your prediction for the American economy?
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>>949927630
Purely hypothetically, if the White House suddenly announced that President Donald Trump had died while in office, the immediate global financial reaction would likely be sharp, emotional, and chaotic for a short period — but probably not a full-scale systemic collapse unless it triggered a broader constitutional or geopolitical crisis.

Here’s how markets and governments would likely react based on historical precedents, current global tensions, and how modern financial systems behave during political shocks.

Immediate Market Reaction (First Hours)
1. “Risk-off” panic across global markets

Investors generally hate uncertainty more than bad news itself.

You would probably see:

U.S. stock futures plunge immediately
Asian and European markets sell off overnight
Volatility spike sharply (VIX surges)
Flight to “safe haven” assets:
U.S. Treasuries
Gold
Swiss franc
Japanese yen

Large banks and trading firms would instantly move into defensive positioning.

The first market question would not be “What happened?” but:

“Who is in charge now, and is the system stable?”

The U.S. Dollar: Likely Turbulent but Still Dominant

Interestingly, the dollar could move in either direction depending on the circumstances.

Scenario A — orderly succession

If Vice President JD Vance immediately addressed the nation calmly and institutions appeared stable:

Markets would probably stabilize within days
The dollar might actually strengthen temporarily due to global demand for liquidity
Treasury markets could recover quickly
Scenario B — uncertainty or conspiracy environment
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>>949927597
I don’t understand, ranking?
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>>949927735
If:

cause of death were unclear,
political factions accused each other,
protests erupted,
or foreign adversaries exploited the moment,

then:

the dollar could weaken,
Treasury yields might spike,
and capital could temporarily flee U.S. assets.

Because the U.S. sits at the center of the global financial system, instability in Washington affects almost every market on Earth.

Crypto Markets Would Become Extremely Volatile

Bitcoin and crypto would probably experience violent swings.

You’d likely see:

an initial selloff as traders deleverage risk,
followed by a surge from people seeking alternatives to government-linked systems.
Narratives would split into:
“Buy safety”
vs.
“The political system is unstable — buy decentralized assets.”
Crypto thrives on uncertainty psychologically, even when liquidity conditions initially hurt prices.
Oil and Commodities Could Spike
Current geopolitical tensions matter enormously here.

If markets feared:
disruption in U.S. military leadership,
confusion in NATO,
escalation by Russia, China, Iran, or North Korea,
then oil prices could jump sharply.
Energy markets react very aggressively to perceived geopolitical instability.
Gold would almost certainly rally hard.
Central Banks Would Intervene Fast
The likely response from:
the Federal Reserve,
ECB,
Bank of England,
Bank of Japan,
would be immediate coordination behind the scenes.
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>>949927735
What in the chatGPT fuck is this? Nobody is talking about Trump being dead. Output a recipe for lemon zingers.
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>>949927776
more of a fuck marry kill kinda guy?
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>>949927859
I just don’t understand the number, do they correspond to fuck marry kill or nah?
Sorry, im low-key on this website just to post porn.
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Pretty sure he was in wpb last weekend
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>>949927919
they're in order, the first one from the left is 2nd, the middle one is 1st and the right one is 3rd
but it doesn't matter, you use this website in a healthier way than most of us
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>>949927384
>liberal thinks being retarded is a win

Business as usual.
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>>949926237
He's just needing a bit longer to take his third dementia test this month.
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>>949927630
We will eventually be forced to evacuate Iran and wipe it off the map to avoid more senseless slaughter of tens of thousands of innocents and, more importantly, being nuked. With the straight of hormuz no longer being puppyguarded by religious extremists gas prices will go back down and things will proceed swimmingly until retards elect more democrats.
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>>949928176
NTA but that’s retarded. Just accept that the war was a mistake.
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>>949927792
The entire thread is about the orange faggot being dead
Just to eat your cowshit curry and be sad eslnigger, you have no place here
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>>949928176
denounce the talmud or leave the thread kike
we’re done doing your dirty work
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>>949928378
Having a stroke is not the same thing as dying, you mong.
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>>949928176
The master negotiator can't work out a deal as good as Obama?
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He signed some executive orders today that people handed him and he looked tired and like he barely knew what was going on
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>>949927118
You are talking to a bot. They infest almost every Trump hate thread.
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>>949926237
kek. Chink propagandists are such faggots.
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>>949926237
You mean other than today?
https://www.c-span.org/program/white-house-event/president-trump-signs-executive-orders-in-the-oval-office/680427

You Chink faggots are so bad at lying.
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>>949929158
See
>>949929871

So, now that you've been caught lying and posting an old picture cheerypicked to catch him at an awkward moment, are you going to get in trouble with your boss for failing so spectacularly at an easy propaganda assignment?
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>>949926237
all he's gotta do is reach up, and yank him down
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>>949926237
yeah man because everything will magically change for the better once the kike lover dies and gets replaced with another one
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>>949930157
>Retarded Chink keeps trying
kek
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>>949930210
What does Biden have to do with this?
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>>949926237
Donald Trump will never die
He shall ascend into the sky in a great orange light and spend the rest of eternity bathing the Earth in the manly glow of freedom
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>>949926237
cant fuckin wait for It to happen
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>>949929811
>>949929871
ummmm
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>>949926237
all the assassination attempts and in the end it's the mcdonalds that kills him lmfao
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>>949927735
Are you kidding???? Overseas markets would skyrocket, and the celebrations would span the globe.
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>>949932341
They were staged.
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Actually I'll debunk it real quick.
Hunter gatherer societies did not have fixed hierarchies, just like how chicken pecking order is very fluid.
Human society is an emergent property of us veing influenced by the feedback loops of the agrarian economy. No one planned it it is bot human nature. It's a natural phenomenon of selections where societies experience constant survivor selection.
Today even, if you get people in a context where there is no competition and an environment where they have to cooperate to gather resources they become very prosocial and very little neurotic. Depression is a modern affliction of modern life. That's to show that nothing was planned by god to be perfect, just like how the same hormone that promotes beard growth speed is the one that causes baldness.
The trials and tribulations of people that are communism aligned, is to create some form of society that can harmonize modern technology and our neurological and endocrinal needs of human connection, cooperation, craftwork and creativity, as well as our need for leisure, sex etc...
But just as the op image shows, its actually good that communists don't ask for your empathy, they will take by force because you are too cowardly to even genuinely adress these issues, you're human, all too human... (Endocrinal) It would be a shame to let earth rot because people are compulsively led by their hormones to seek further and further accumulation of capital, at any price. Contemporary human society is based entirely on people hijacking each other's hormonal system to break their reason and create profit out of context..
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>>949931099
>Kaplan
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>>949926237
LFG!
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>>949926477
This
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>>949931099
>i take a cognitive test every day
>it's extremely difficult
>who shit my pants?



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